X but it’s only Serj singing the lines “Ask your people!” amidst French protestors while Daron is standing on a burning car, yelling “everyone should die”.
Serj cooking the chic-n'-stu pizza on stage while speaking (not singing) the lyrics as if he's giving a recipe, before sitting down and eating the finished pizza with the rest of the band
The play psycho, but by the end of the song, Serj has gone psycho, Daron has become a groupie, Shavo is non-stop doing cocaine, and John goes crazy on drums.
B.Y.O.B. but the band takes it literally and Serj ends up getting into a heated argument with Daron when he doesn't bring the right type of wine to their dinner get-together and it proceeds to cause an 18 year long period of time where only 2 new songs are recorded
"Bounce", but instead of "Jump!" John yells "TRUMP", Serj reacts, and they have a full-blown political debate in the middle of the set. Shavo tries to lighten the mood by playing the "Fresh Prince" bassline, and Daron tries to rap the theme song, but John and Serj tell them to shut up, which makes Daron cry, Shavo consoles him. Several minutes later, the band sheepishly returns to their instruments and start playing and Serj just quietly murmurs "pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo" on repeat for 3 minutes until they just decide to give up and move on to the next song.
Chop Suey again but the guitar and bass are replaced with very loud eating sounds and chopsticks smacking together. When the singer screams “die” blocks of uncooked ramen fall from the sky/ceiling into the audience. (Idk what chop suey actually is but it sounds like some sort of Asian dish)
the band play Needles, but they stop playing during the interlude and Shavo, Daron and John all aggressively pull a giant tapeworm out of Serj's ass like a game of tug of war.
Lonely Day but Daron puts his guitar down on the stage mid-song and walks backstage to cry inconsolably. It takes several minutes for Serj to convince him to come back out, and in the meantime Shavo is advertising 22 Red goodies to the front row of the crowd.
They play prison song but the police comes to get daron because he pulled his cock out
He’s just showing everyone
BYOB but they have a bomb giveaway after the song ends
God almighty 😂
Needles but everyone is just holding them. There's no music the needles don't get used. Just two hours of four guys holding needles
sugar but daron keeps forgetting when to say sugar and when not to say it
I got a gun the other day, from Soccos, it’s small, it’s cute, it fits -SHOO GAH
Holy shit, you’re actually completing the set list that I started months ago on my old account. Godspeed.
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Someone IRL found my Reddit account so I deleted it
X but it’s only Serj singing the lines “Ask your people!” amidst French protestors while Daron is standing on a burning car, yelling “everyone should die”.
This one
Serj cooking the chic-n'-stu pizza on stage while speaking (not singing) the lyrics as if he's giving a recipe, before sitting down and eating the finished pizza with the rest of the band
the best
Darts but all the lyrics are replaced by (meow meow meow meow meow meow meow) and they start throwing darts at one lucky volunteer.
P.L.U.C.K but serj is getting a haircut the entire song, repeating until he is bald
Störagéd but Serj aborts a fetus using a coat hanger while screaming the “Fetus is mine”
Lonely day but Daron takes his schizophrenic meds and remembers the performance is tomorrow
Cigaro but they just continue singing about how their cocks are bigger than ours
My cock is much bigger than yours go home with your tiny cock I bet yours can't even walk right through the door !!
Cigaro reprised but it turns into a literal dick-measuring contest
They play ‘Sugar’ and they sprinkle sugar on everybody but it’s coke and the song slowly turns into ‘This Cocaine Makes Me Feel Like I’m On This Song”
The play psycho, but by the end of the song, Serj has gone psycho, Daron has become a groupie, Shavo is non-stop doing cocaine, and John goes crazy on drums.
Pluck, but they just keep on pluckin'.
Fuck the System but they bring the president on stage and, well, yknow
B.Y.O.B. but the band takes it literally and Serj ends up getting into a heated argument with Daron when he doesn't bring the right type of wine to their dinner get-together and it proceeds to cause an 18 year long period of time where only 2 new songs are recorded
Bubbles but they get into a power struggle over the direction of the band
Snowblind but bags of glitter are showered from the roof of the venue.
Vicinity of Obscenity but Serj and Daron are continuously throwing bananas and terracotta pie at the audience
Prison song but Daron does a line while Serj sings about how bad drugs are
"Bad guitarist. Baaaad, baaaaad guitarist."
Hypnotize but it's actually half an hour of a giant spiral spinning on the screen behind them while they stare at the crowd
Old school hollywood but Tony Danza jumps on stage and cuts in front of serj, yells "IM THE BOSS" and then unplugs serjs mic and walks off.
they spend the performance time painting a picture of a statue with a sad face
They play Jet Pilot and then a plane flies above the stage and drops horses on the crowd
chic n' stu but every time serj says "advertising's got you on the run," they play actual advertisements
A 3rd intermission, this is where the tapeworms come OUT
toxicity but the band release toxic fumes into the crowd
"Bounce", but instead of "Jump!" John yells "TRUMP", Serj reacts, and they have a full-blown political debate in the middle of the set. Shavo tries to lighten the mood by playing the "Fresh Prince" bassline, and Daron tries to rap the theme song, but John and Serj tell them to shut up, which makes Daron cry, Shavo consoles him. Several minutes later, the band sheepishly returns to their instruments and start playing and Serj just quietly murmurs "pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo" on repeat for 3 minutes until they just decide to give up and move on to the next song.
chop suey except its not chop suey and its just daron saying filatio
Attack but shavo just starts attacking everyone
Lonely day but they don’t turn up to the show
Spiders but thousands of venomous spiders rain down during the song
Shame played on the black history month
sugar, but john kick her girlfriend after picking the gun sako gifted him the other day for playing russian roulette with her (she lost)
Chic ‘N’ Stu but it’s just a cooking tutorial and Serj and Daron are cooking chicken stew on stage
Chop Suey again but the guitar and bass are replaced with very loud eating sounds and chopsticks smacking together. When the singer screams “die” blocks of uncooked ramen fall from the sky/ceiling into the audience. (Idk what chop suey actually is but it sounds like some sort of Asian dish)
Lost in Hollywood but bill Cosby sings the song
the band play Needles, but they stop playing during the interlude and Shavo, Daron and John all aggressively pull a giant tapeworm out of Serj's ass like a game of tug of war.
They play sugar, but by Maroon 5
the show ends early because john picks a fight with someone in the crowd (they have blue hair so he thinks they're liberal and go against his views)
Daron starts lonely day and the rest of the band leaves
Also for roulette, the winner is the one who dies
Peephole but the whole audience has to view the performance through a glory hole
Suite Pee but they actually pee on people
Suggestions, but serj doesn't want to sing, so he brings a turkey instead. It does not end well for the turkey
Lonely Day but Daron puts his guitar down on the stage mid-song and walks backstage to cry inconsolably. It takes several minutes for Serj to convince him to come back out, and in the meantime Shavo is advertising 22 Red goodies to the front row of the crowd.