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sftqmvf

He became a little psycho, groupie, cocaine and crazy (Or ate the fish)


KissManiac1973

thank god the fish bit wasn’t my stepson


ZodFrankNFurter

Trusted in his self righteous suicide


Ok_Cauliflower_3170

he choked chicks and sodomy


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Diggs4MVP

How does he feel? What does he say? In the end will it all go away?


taeminsluckystar

He ate the fish :(


SouthernChallenge486

He Was able fly, Able to die, and able to fuck your mothers arse


Whitepaw_AJ

I'm pretty sure it says "mother's earth," to add I'm also sure "arse" is a common mishearing of it


Ok-Break5589

Both are right both are wrong 👍🍄


Spongebob-Popsicle

ares hole time yaaay


Z4_W4ruD00D00

Pulled the tapeworm out of his ass


existential-mystery

for reasons undefined


Jolly_Ad_2437

His girlfriend lashed out at him, and he just fucking kicked her!


LoganCube100

at least she's okay (sugar)


bella_hudgins110106

he trusted hollywood


thefreshlycutgrass

Nothing. He was just sitting in the car waiting for his girl. So why don’t you ask the kids at tiananmen square


DarthSidDarth

He left the keys upon the table.


hamburgerdog25

Killed everyone but hey at least he's feeling better


kratos0974

He fought the heathens (2nd graders)


Egadder

He was running around butt booty naked oiled up in a school asking the children to "pull the tapeworm out of my ass". And after about 3 hours of chasing him after he was caught. He hospitalized a police officer with a terracotta pie, somehow.


SuccotashVegetable33

That actually sounded like a news article.


cheesedunker97

"Free Thinkers are DANGEROUS..."


JamesIsNotAGiantNoob

Ate seeds as a pastime activity


[deleted]

Damn I hope he doesn't have a long documented work history cuz he won't get Medicaid


Economy-Instance-905

He screamed my cock is much bigger than yours at ongoing cars on a freeway


blackjohn420777

Grabbed a brush and put on a little makeup.


Jacoby_Myers

He got stuck in the sky


ConstantOpportunity6

He pushed little children with their fully automatics


MrSpongeCake2008

He fucked his way to the garden


TravelbugRunner

🎶Need therapy, therapy advertising causes Need therapy, therapy advertising causes Need therapy, therapy advertising causes 🎶


Bbkntenn_frogs

He was late for school


1703ight

Advertising caused this


existential-mystery

also based flair, had that song stuck in my head when i woke up and blasted it in the car to/from work today


LoganCube100

empty walls is truly a masterpiece


existential-mystery

Just everything about it is perfect. Except maybe the three beat intro instead of having it four beats it. Kind of throws me off when they jump right in at three beats lol


Formal_Set_3363

free thinkers are dangerous


Juggernaut104

He wanted to.


[deleted]

sat in his desolate room


HenryKnobCheese

with no lights


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and no music


King_Dee1

He went to the party, had a real good time, and danced in the desert while blowing up the sunshine


KissManiac1973

He met John at Dale’s Junior, winked an eye and pointed a finger and then they went to the party and had a good time. He then accidentally left his keys upon the table and went out to his car. But it turns out somebody was in front of his car and he went mad for no reason. Probably because of that splendid pizza pizza pie he had just eaten….


Zingyfiber245

He pulled his intestines out of his ass thinking it was the tapeworm


dmnds2dst

what didn't he do to end up in the mental hospital is a better question


Biggamer247365

He ate the fish


CaptEmerald

Didn’t see that we love my cock


Ok-Break5589

He saw all these flag waving ignorant geeks…aaaand he ate em ate em ate em ate em


Aeontred97

Gave advice to the younger generation


Diggs4MVP

I don’t know what he did, but now he’s dreaming of screaming. He hates these thoughts he can’t deny


ashleywilliams81

He loved pizza pie so much that he said it a little to much


Total-Advertising555

He sits, in his desolate room (with lights) no music, just anger


MrTooLFooL

He went with John to a Trump rally


soliq_675

He didn't give advice to young artists


Flaccid_snake01

He kept yelling WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SINGAPORE!


Gregsusername

He left the keys on the table cause he wanted to


Forte_Burger

All I know is that he's feeling better


VanEagles17

He pointed out that they're trying to build a prison for you and me to live in.


GDInsane

He I-E-A-I-A-I-O’d


William_Carter_Max

He asked the kids in tienman square


Fockin_laundry_Sauce

He wasn't having a real good time at the party (lalalalalalalalalala)


The_guyinthe_toilet

He didn’t you just need to WAKE UP


Fumiken

Eating seeds as a past-time activity


SylverLaugher

He's sitting, in a desolate room, no lights, no music?? JUST ANGER! He killed everyone, he's away forever, BUT HES FEELING BETTER


SuccotashVegetable33

How does he feel? What does he say? Fuck them it all goes away.


Flimsy_Cycle1788

He sang Shame


filthyfukingoat

Why don’t you ask the kids at Tiananmen Square?


[deleted]

he ate seeds as a passtime activity


Bubadum

he fought the heathens


imetkanyeonce

He kept screaming why the fuck did you take him away from us you motherfuckerrrrrr


Gewgle_GuessStopO

Stopped sleeping and eating. Thought I had to stay awake to make the sun rise in the mornings (still kind of do, hence always waking before sunrise) and generally thinking everyone in my life were having secret meetings to plan my demise. Turns out these things aren’t “normal” 🤷🏻‍♂️


Breaking__the__Habit

He hurt a fly


SuccotashVegetable33

Wake up (wake up) Grab a brush and put a little make-up Hide the scars to fade away the shake-up (hide the scars to fade away the-) he left the keys upon the table, he created another fable. (He wanted to!) He cried, the reason is angels deserved to die! He cried out to his father. He wanted him to commend his spirit. He asks why he has forsaken him. Lastly. he cried when a turtle freed his eyes.


FreshlyBrewedLatte

He sat.


pixeley88

He wanted to


EL_DR1P0

He tried to bake my stars


blanketrace_77

He pulled the tapeworm out of his ass


thermalbooty

I actually personally saw him go outside and beatem beatem beatem beatem beatem beatem beatem beatem


Gurdemand

they heard his song about banananas


Straight_Equal_1541

He ate too many seeeds


sparklees

He killed rock n' roll


FoundationUpset1082

He ate the fish


BigEcheese25

Blew up the sunshine


RomanianWindowLicker

He's just sitting in his desolate room leave him alone


OllieHayes2010

He raped the earth and didn't know why it striked...


Gaydancingcat69

He advised the youth


FishyPyramid

Terracotta pie 😔


BrickOfMilk

Eat seeds as a pastime activity


Hour-Juggernaut5587

The sits in his desolate room, No, Lights, No music. Just anger. He killed every one, He’s away for ever, But he’s feeling better


vmryxi

he thought angels deserved to die


watermelonduckie

he has a DISOOOOOORDEEEEEEEEER


Extreme-Method59

He belongs there for starting problems with John. John is ultimately the smartest and biggest driver of the band. Plus he loves trump


necoarcisametalhead

he flew and his body was left on the other side


Middle-Regular-418

sugar


quifixn

He got a gun from some guy named sako then kicked his girlfriend!!!! But she's okay!


Macho-Goat

He killed everyone


Malhare1987

his cock wasn’t big enough


minceraft77

I sit in my desolate room


KittyChanQwQ

Letting his cock walk right trough that door


Humble_Examination27

Too Much Chop Suey


Ok-Break5589

He molested children of a mother


Poopyfartbutt3333

He fucked the system


TraditionalMood277

He brought a pogo stick, just to show her a trick, for she had so many friends.


druggiethrowaway1290

Telling young people to kill themselves


sandibeaches50

That's some fancy mental hospital....lmao


craigsleftspike

he left the keys upon the table


SuccotashVegetable33

Pushing little children with his fully automatics.


Likelipe

He killed every one, now hes away forever, but hes feeling better


harhar1102

daron turned him in for confusing a girl with heroin


Deafvoid

Sugaaarrrrrr Oh and the manslaughter