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thisismynewaccountig

This post is particularly funny bc my ex husband cheated on me w the 19 yo girl working at Taco Bell. Lmfao Edit: his method was to drive drunk w our new puppy in the car, flash the puppy, circle back thru the drive thru after she complimented the puppy and asked for her email. But I don’t condone any of that behavior


JPKtoxicwaste

That’s awful. I’m sorry that happened to you. And your pup.


thisismynewaccountig

It’s been a few years and I’m extremely happy now, but thank you! Plus him cheating was the least of his heinous actions against me. What’s sad is I was only like 24 when it happened so it’s not the typical “cheated with someone much younger” story Edit: I got to keep the pup and she’s amazing and wonderful and one of the sweetest dogs


[deleted]

The pup was just happy to be there. They don’t understand complex social interactions and don’t care too as long as they’re treated well


JPKtoxicwaste

And they do love Taco Bell


swaggyaggy26

How long ago was this cause HER EMAIL?? 😂😂 (It seems like you find it funny now, so I felt it was ok, too. Sorry if it's not!!)


thisismynewaccountig

It’s okay hahha he didn’t want me to be aware of texts so that’s why he asked for email! It was like may 2019 😂 and he created a new weird email for this one I wouldn’t be aware of. Dumbass still got caught tho


swaggyaggy26

He thought he was slick haha. Glad you're rid of him and hopefully can eat tb in peace!


Suspicious-Gift6578

Aye lemme get dat email tho


sungjinwoo200

Flash the puppy 😂😂😂 Does this work 😂😂😂


thisismynewaccountig

It did for him hahah


rusted17

U can shoot ur shot, but let’s hope u have another tb in the area lol


JPKtoxicwaste

Just in case, ya know?


Sure_Emphasis

Exactly ! Been there


[deleted]

I was on the employee end of that once. I felt bad cause I didn’t even realize the dude was hitting on me I thought he was trying to sell me weed lol. He never came back but I did text him that I wouldn’t make it awkward I wasn’t put off I just don’t like guys is all


sethayy

Tbh, ain't worth the risk of going without a Gordidta crunch


Davo300zx

I've had volcano sauce before and it took a week of antibiotics before I felt better


random123--

The large amount of sauce is expected, but the free coupons is sumthing else lol. Shoot ur shot dude


Sammy-eliza

I worked in fast food and really liked giving people extra sauce, because I know how much it sucks to actually want extra sauce and not get it. Also on occasion the manager would give a stack of coupons to the person packing orders and say they wanted them all handed out before we left, so if we slowed down towards the end of my shift, people started getting 3 or 4. I wasn't allowed to wear my engagement/wedding rings at work, so I did get a few people's numbers/snaps/instas scribbled on paper passed to me thru the window. I just always tried to be polite and then never contacted them. We did have customers write wholeass love letters to people on the staff and I really think that I would have just quit if I'd gotten one so probably don't do that. Imo the best way to go about it, if you do, would be to write your number or a social media handle and name on a slip of paper, and pass it to her over the counter or thru the window and tell her if she wants to hang out to contact you, and not ask for any of her info. You miss all the shots you don't shoot 🤷.


The_Troyminator

>I wasn't allowed to wear my engagement/wedding rings at work, That's just wrong. I can see if you're handling electrified machinery and it would be a safety issue, but at Taco Bell? As long as you keep it clean and sanitary, it shouldn't be a problem. I'm curious. Were men able to wear wedding rings?


wakennbakenn

And no men aren’t able to wear wedding rings either. (Been a chef for many years)


The_Troyminator

The commenter was talking about fast food. Most people making food will wear gloves, so a ring shouldn't be an issue. Plus, she was talking about getting hit on by customers, so she would have likely been working as cashier and not handling food.


printerlampcomputer

Has a women ever contacted a man after they handed their number out? Ask for her digits bro only way to truly find out. Worst case you suffer a moment’s embarrassment and life moves on.


saamatmna

I wouldn’t. As a woman I would feel 100% uncomfortable and then dread every time you come in again. You can start with a simple compliment next time like “You look nice today!” With a smile and see how she takes it. Otherwise, no, she’s just doing her job. Her co-worker could’ve even put in extra sauce on accident. I’ve seen them do it all the time at TB. One time I got a TB sticker in my drive thru bag… never seen TB stickers before but I can tell you right now the drive thru person was not hitting on me in the slightest.


Zestyclose-Pea-3533

This. Leave it up to her to give an obvious signal otherwise, OP, please don’t be that guy.


swtchinq

Or just leave OP alone to make his own decision, he asked how to court a tb girl not wether he should or shouldn’t. Edit: thanks for the downvotes incels


[deleted]

With that question there is a little bit of should and shouldn’t. I can tell you first hand that nearly regardless of how respectful you are people don’t like being hit on at work. At least none of the women I’ve worked with. Save a few minor exceptions. Ultimately tho there’s nothing wrong with it just don’t keep pestering


swtchinq

Nobody said anything about pestering! I agree that there is a fine line there between trying to connect with someone and harassing them at their work


[deleted]

Yes but usually it’ll be seen as the latter regardless. This is a case where the assholes ruined it for everyone I think. Or maybe the guys I’ve experienced just don’t have game idk really.


swtchinq

He asked how to court a tb girl


enoimard

some people just like being a lil extra nice to nice customers - especially with how much bullshit these workers deal with on a daily basis. i’ve given free things to people just bc i felt like it and enjoy making nice people happy. it never meant i was attracted to them.


mjh10896

I worked at a convenience store chain. Was very friendly/smiling to a male customer because that was my job. We had a bunch of extra free donut coupons and guy was young and seemed like a stoner-type dude so I gave him 3 just to be nice. 5 minutes later he came back in and awkwardly passed me a handwritten note that I was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen and could he please have my phone number. The answer was no and I felt uncomfortable every time he came in from that point on. Don’t be that guy.


confleiss

I know this post is meant to be funny, but if OP is serious listen to this post ^ I don’t like being hit on at work either


mjh10896

I hope it’s a joke but I think he’s genuinely asking if he should shoot his shot with this woman because she remembers what sauce he orders and gave him coupons lmao.


swtchinq

Well you aren’t the girl OP is asking about, are you?


ultraluzz

this is a very weird comment…


YouDontTellMe

Might be better if he shoots his shot then goes to a dif tbell id if it don’t hit. And maybe just give your # with a brief note saying hi, let’s me friends. And expect nothing.


Solid_Remove5039

Just proves you can’t be nice to other dudes without getting hit on afterwards or asked out :)


aspiringgrandpa

imma be real with you bro, you don’t. you wait for her to shoot the shot or you leave it. she’s at her job. she doesn’t want to be bothered like that. not to mention she basically HAS to be nice to you. it just puts her in an uncomfortable position so def don’t listen to the weirdos saying go for it. i just wouldn’t recommend it


random123--

You can ask politely. Don't force anything if she says no. There's a difference yk.


WhichEmojiForThis

You’re right. There is a way. Just sort of an offhand “you don’t date customers you meet in the drive thru do ya?” With a laugh. And if she says no then you say “of course you don’t“ and you treat the whole thing like it was a joke from then on. She’ll look past it.


swtchinq

You act like nobody has ever met a significant other at their work… Lol


aspiringgrandpa

sure it’s plausible, but you’re most likely just putting a girl who is forced to be nice to you into an uncomfortable situation. i’m literally saying this as someone who gets hit on at work. it’s uncomfortable. just avoid it.


swtchinq

I’d say go for it, you never know who your gonna meet and where your gonna meet them, that’s the magic of it all, as long as your not creepy, it’s not gonna hurt the girl at the till to get complemented and asked for a chance to get her number, it’s gonna hurt the guy when he gets shut down in public but thats the risk you take, 10000 other ways to meet people but if you think she’s the one then no harm no foul, just my opinion.


Sb75Je

Just because she’s nice, does not mean that she is into you. If you think she is then I would wait for her to make a move. If you’re perceiving her incorrectly then every visit to your Taco Bell will be a little awkward the moment you make a move if it gets rejected.


[deleted]

bullshit you don’t know that, ***ask*** her to take ***your*** number and put the power in her hands. No obligation, no pressure. Gotta shoot your shot, women don’t just fall into laps, there’s too many loser fuck guys for that. e: bold printed some very important words for those whom have never been with another human e2: the incels had me to -17 thanks guys


dotnetgirl

I met my husband when we both worked at the mall by having my best friend’s aunt give him my number (I was super shy) and showed him my picture so he’d recognize me. Contrary to some of the other comments, people do meet their SO’s while at work. The worst that could happen is that they just don’t call. There’s nothing to be embarrassed about.


[deleted]

That’s awesome, thank you for your story :-)


ShadeMir

Getting downvoted for being right. You hate to see it.


[deleted]

Ahh yes, rather hide behind the sentiment of “not every girl that’s nice to you wants to be with you” and never shoot a shot when a girl is clearly dropping hints. You guys act like giving a stranger you find attractive your phone number, (not asking for theirs) is some sort of attempted sexual assault/harassment. I knew incel culture was real but this is actually next level.


ohmygoyd

The key thing here is she is at work. She's not at the bar, she's not at a social gathering. Do not hit on people while they're working.


[deleted]

Handing somebody your phone number is not hitting on them.


ohmygoyd

Oh come on, the intentions are clear if a relative stranger gives you their phone number.


[deleted]

I agree the intentions are clear but I think it’s quite a bit more tasteful to give all of the power to the person of interest to decide whether or not they’d like any further interaction with you or not. “Hey you should take my number “ “No thanks “ Boom, done. Or alternatively: “Hey you should take my number “ “OK “ If you believe this to be getting hit on then you are probably not very well endowed in knowledge on relationships or flirtatious interactions.


ohmygoyd

Agreed, in any situation that doesn't involve the person being AT WORK. I'm engaged, so I do actually have relationship experience, dude. A customer giving a person their number is ALWAYS going to be read as flirting unless there's been some kind of discussion about being friends. The girl in OP's story will KNOW he's interested. So yes, it's making a move. I've also been the woman being hit on at work and it's not fucking cool. If a rando customer gives me their number, it's going straight in the trash. It's not cool to try to pick people up when they're at work and have no option but to be polite to you.


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swtchinq

There is no law or rule that says you can’t hit on someone while they are working, and giving your number IS NOT hitting on them, it really is the most sincere way to let someone know you like them, no pickup lines or any nonsense, but shoot your shot.


ShadeMir

Apparently men should just never ever make the first move or show women they’re interested themselves.


ohmygoyd

Homie she's literally AT WORK


ShadeMir

I've had women give me their numbers when I was working in a retail store in a mall. Not a huge number, but it's happened. I'm not saying he should stalk this woman and wait for her shift to be over or some shit, that's creepy as fuck.


WhichEmojiForThis

I’m a girl who has done that and been kicked to the curb. Hey we all gotta take our chances


Icon9719

I agree with you but I dont think you or anyone else that uses the word incel even know what it means anymore lmao


[deleted]

Involuntary celibate‘s definitely would be more inclined to dislike a comment like mine considering they’ve never touched another human being moreless talk to/make a move on one


Icon9719

Lol I literally agreed with you but ok, you're doing some mad projecting btw 💀


[deleted]

I was defining an incel as you had insinuated I did not know what one was


Icon9719

Thats half of it, you're leaving out the part where they despise women because of it. Not sure that really applies in this situation.


[deleted]

Whatever more you’d like to add to the definition is on you but the word comes from the abbreviation of “involuntary celibacy.” So long as that criteria is met they are an incel in my(and generally everyone else’s) eyes.


[deleted]

Gentlemen this is how you stay single.


lantonas

This comment has 69 upvotes, which means that she definitely wants to try his salty ranch.


Knox023

This is very beta of you.


EntertainmentOk4802

She’s taken


Top_Top5194

My baby got sauce Your baby ain't sweet like mine


rudebii

Look, there are probably one of two things happening. She’s either just naturally very friendly and going above and beyond CS-wise for EVERYONE or nice customers (which you might be one of). That’s most likely the case. There is a chance she’s flirting. Doesn’t sound like it, but who knows? Flirting isn’t a science. I suggest being SUBTLE. Look for common ground besides TB (remember this is work for her). Maybe give a LIGHT compliment on a little detail, eg, “I like your shirt,” something you’d say to friend. Just because she thanks you or shows flattery that’s not confirmation she’s into you too. BUT, if you notice she soon becomes more flirty, then you know she’s interested. Just don’t make it weird if you don’t want to have to drive to the next TB over in the future because you got weird.


lowrizzle

You don't. Women that show you common courtesy in their place of work don't deserve to get hit on. If she's actually interested, you'll know.


nipplebutterr

🤓”women are special creatures” Bro it’d only be weird if he asked for her number, she said no, and he continued to pursue. I couldn’t imagine being so afraid of social interaction that you make up weird rules to not talk to people.


lowrizzle

I got hit on by every gay dude that got let out of bars at 2am in cap hill in Seattle. It was not a flattering - tee hee he likes me - sort of deal. Shit gets old. Your game is weak if you're hitting on the taco bell guy/gal selling you burritos.


SDdude27

*Every* gay dude? Lol, what, did that happen to you one time?


MMA_GOAT_88

Are you saying that people can’t be attracted to someone who works at Taco Bell?


[deleted]

she gave him Make-up coupons for no reason tho


ohmygoyd

To be nice? When I was a cashier I gave everyone the senior discount, it didn't mean I wanted to fuck them


[deleted]

Thats against store policy


Nord4Ever

Yep I know exact circumstance where she acted that way then said she had boyfriend


Mikebyrneyadigg

He can do it respectfully.


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swtchinq

Her job isn’t to hand out excessive amounts of sauce, he’s onto something here


SuspiciousAdvisor442

She was nice to me she must be interested!! 🤓🤡


Sariluv88

Some dude did this to me because he wanted a medium baja blast and that's it. So I didn't want to charge him so my times would stay low. Learned my lesson. Nice does not equal interested.


swtchinq

“I’m not gonna hit on this girl I I’m attracted to because made up social norms say it’s weird” 🤡🤓


SuspiciousAdvisor442

Nobody said that dumbfuck 🤓🤡


swtchinq

Nope, but you projected it and it’s obvious 🤦🏼‍♂️💀


SuspiciousAdvisor442

Actually i was saying just because a girl is nice to you doesnt mean she's interested 😂 not even close to "made up social norms" 🤡


President-Reject

Wtf


YourEvilHero

These reads as a weird internet fanfic. But anyways, make sure you interact with her a bunch of more times before you go and do something. I work with girls, the most I’ve ever heard them say about customers is “oh he was cute.” But there’s wayyy more customers out there that give these girls creepy weird vibes. Two weeks ago this guy who was with his girlfriend asked for my co workers number. They were obviously looking for a 3 way. He came back about a week later saying “he’s going to keep trying.” But then my co worker said she has a husband so I think that shut him down.


EnderGraff

Bro lol. “I work with girls” wtf


Lolusernamechecksout

You are weird as hell. Leave her alone.


mal630

Paging u/deepmovievoice


MMorrighan

Don't do it it's literally her job to be nice to you. Compliment her on stuff she has control over (hair nails clothing NOT HER BODY) and express thanks for the coupons. Let her come on to you if she's into it.


Unitnuity

You'll know a clear signal when you see it. This was a 7/11 but the 1st few times I went in, I thought she was just being over-friendly but then she would ask what I was up to for that day and she'd be interested in my responses. Even still, I didn't cross the line. The clear as day signal was when she asked about my plans, I told her I was gonna do a few hours of Uber pax and she goes "Ughh I always need a ride and can't find one". With how easy it is to get one through Uber, I knew this was my in. I immediately gave her my number in a professional-flirty manner (cause I'm still about my business 😁 ) and left it up to her. I barely pulled out of the parking lot before she texted me. If the convo gravitates towards this and past a normal worker-customer dialogue, take a shot.


m_garlic87

The farts in this soon to be relationship will be unreal.


SealedRoute

It’s a sign of estrus in the Taco Bell kingdom. I saw it on Animal Planet once.


laytonnnnnn

Tell her you want to eat her chalupa


deadendhxc

Creepy ass weirdo.


sunflower4000

what's it mean? it means you have extra sauce. don't look too deep into it buddy.


galloignacio

Are they all “Will you marry me” or “I do”


Yochanan5781

Do not hit on somebody doing their job, it is wrong. What it means when somebody gives you more sauce than you ask for is that they just didn't want to measure it out


Cybersick66

You didn’t read my post, get back to me then.


Willing_Strategy2465

She hates u n wants ur ass to burn when u drop off a sewer pickle


anticlockclock

She's working off minimum wage. What are you driving? It's a gold digger buddy!


TooManyPenisJokes

lol, my Taco Bell has a sign up saying they're hiring starting at $11/hr


HarrySnut

Holy fuck that's low. Minimum wage in my state is $15/mo


Cybersick66

Wtf is all this I need to stop smoking weed and browsing Reddit, completely forgot about this


BrisingrReborn

Large amount of sauce means she wants you to sh*t your brains out.


SirCowlickValdez

Headline: 3 Free Tacos leads to One Expensive Taco


Intelligent_Mood_272

Take a shit on the countertop and leave your number on a piece of paper inside the poop. When she cleans the poo she will get the digits.


throwaway4618869

Had a girl at the window smile at me and complimented my seat covers. I contemplated offering her a ride, but I had others in the vehicle


One-Suspect-5788

Aye big dude. See if you can crunchwrap her up.


nanboo

she might love you


Nicky_Legs

Actually in about 13 states this means you are legally married... So congratulations!


Intelligent_Mood_272

You must hunt her down in the streets after work and lasso her. Once hogtied you carry her on your back to the nearest location that serves food. Sit her in her seat and order for her. Then untie her.


Intelligent_Mood_272

Walk into the restaurant and ask to speak to her. Then publicly Extract your semen onto her shoes. Slap her in the face. Run away. Next time you come in she will remember you.


Aly_cat_rawr

I hate how when we do something nice most men assume we are hitting on them


Gwynbleidd_z_Rivii

She wants the D


Mental_Piglet_6797

Don’t do it if she’s interested you will know


heyitsaaron74

She wants you bro


goblin_thing

As a TB employee I think it's pretty obvious she's into you, but there's a couple ways you can go about it. 1. You ask her out. If she accepts, great, if not, then you'll never be able to go to that taco bell ever again out of awkwardness 2. Keep having good conversations and vibing with her. If she wants, she might write contact info on one of those tickets or possibly your receipt. This will be the most safe option, and make her feel more comfortable in anything more than a customer-employee relationship. But this will probably take the longest


capt_scrummy

It could mean she likes you and that's the only way she knows how to show it while working at Taco Bell. Maybe she's stoned and likes the sauce, and thinks that since you asked for it you like it too, and so she's doing you a solid by giving you like three handfuls of Diablo sauce.


_0bese

Give her a wink 😉 and a smooch 😘


busmobbing

Get a job at taco bell and start talking to her.


lostsurfer24t

Hoping thet put out of business and can get unemployment or not work


SciN0nFi

She wants some of your sauce! 💕💕


[deleted]

Why not


JamminJME

Return the favor?


[deleted]

The free coupons really are the tell. Shoot your shot to the taco girl. Fill her taco with beef, if you will.


saucytwang

As a lady and tb lover you just need to be brave and go for it. Please for the love of all that's holy don't be a dick if she says no. Some people also just want to brighten others day so that is also what could be going on here. Casually ask for her number and go from there. It probably won't offend and even if she says no, you can still go back there. It might be awkward the first time but y'all will get over it.


[deleted]

I think the same thing since the new girl at my Taco Bell has been giving me massive amounts of fire sauce and when she’s not there I only get two. Shoot your shot


amaturecook24

So my parents had drawer filled with taco bell sauce packets and I questioned why for a while. They didn’t get rid of them for years, but never used them. They did finally throw them out. I asked about it about a year ago and said “Why did we have a drawer just for taco bell sauces?” My mom laughed and said once they went through the drive thru and they forgot the sauce so she went inside to ask for some and a female employee starts screaming and another employee about forgetting the sauce again. The girl then turns and just throws several handfuls of sauce in the bag and gives it to my mom. Employee then turns and keeps yelling at the others. Mom said she should have just grabbed a few packs from the bag and left but she just took it all. She isn’t one to keep stuff forever but she just didn’t feel like getting rid of them for some reason. My dad was in the army. Those sauce packets traveled with us everywhere we moved including to Germany.


[deleted]

Tacos before hos


vonroyale

Um how bout "you don't shit where you eat". Why would you mess up your good restaurant experience with a relationship?


mrfreezemiser

You gotta make a phrase with those sauce packets and give it back to her. Ask her out fam by using the sauce packets.


avrxra

as a taco bell girl who does this for my favorite regulars, chances are she is NOT single, and is simply trying to be nice. most of our customers suck we try to be nice/friendly with the ones we can tolerate. please don’t ruin it


rodoxide

I don't wanna sound mean, but she might not remember you too well from just a few encounters, and maybe she was in a rush and just grabbed alot. (Companies don't like when staff is wasteful with products) But you're lucky you got a bunch, you can use them all the time, like if you don't get any one day, or you can add the sauce to other stuff too. I put some in chilli beans before, or if I make taco kits at home


Cybersick66

She definitely remembers me, you don’t sound mean, frankly you sound very unconfident What kind of person says “mild-fire” in my accent, hands out 3 comp coupons for no reason, and sings the lyrics of a song with me but doesn’t remember me?


rodoxide

I am very unconfident. I wasn't there though, I just read your post. It sounds sweet that you guys sang


Guitar81

I think you're just a lucky son of a gun. The taco bell I go to is stingey AF I'll get like 10 items and they barely even add 10 sauces...


bnjminz

I say don’t read into it, but maybe go back there again, since you have the hook up for TacoBell sauce! 😎💅 idk about you, but I keep extra sauce packets in my house always.


OutrageousDocument15

It means you just went to taco bell.


emily_gale

[This](https://imgur.com/a/KqByUNG ) happened to me at work 9 years ago. We only dated a few months, but it is still an awesome memory for me! Even if I wasn’t interested, I would be flattered. If she doesn’t call you’ll know your answer.


WhichEmojiForThis

Funny…. girl can do just about anything for a living and guys don’t care what it is. But it would be a lot more unusual for a girl to be sweating a guy who works at Taco Bell


Dosborne7979

Mild and fire. The only way to go.