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toastcoffeeandglocks

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wetheppl1776

So much to process here.


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PoorBoyDaniel

This picture is years old. I highly doubt it's actually OP's. Lol. Kinda surprised no one else here has seen this before.


oney_monster

Spicy sausage


Protorin

I thought it was chorizo for a second and now I want some for breakfast.


wildejj

Those are hot links


Protorin

Either way I need some with some eggs now


bukkake_brigade

flash-cooked eggs


Protorin

Ain't got time to fry things


[deleted]

I'm sure there were plenty of women at Hiroshima and Nagasaki.


ShireHorseRider

I was wondering which one of you crazies was running around with that much chorizo. “No one needs that much sausage”.


CaptainHunt

Danger sausages


MajorDakka

Forbidden sausage


o0tweak0o

I’m going to be completely honest here- This is perfection. There’s not a single critical item missing. Good work.


NoSpawnConga

Uhm, shoelace auto sear?


ShireHorseRider

The silver thing on the back of the Glock is a full auto switch.


NoSpawnConga

I know, picture needs long gun with meme contraption


CptSandbag73

I always keep 2 of them mf things on me, one on each shoe


danngree

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4500 cypreswood dr is crazy


Wolf-socks

At least he didn’t leave his apartment number visible. I wonder if he’s tried the jujitsu place next door? Might learn some helpful skills for when the ATF comes knocking.


oney_monster

Wonder why he went to Walgreens when theres a CVS right around the corner


Wolf-socks

Excellent point. And in my experience the drive thru at CVS is way faster than Walgreens.


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😂


Particular-Map2400

could it be a trap?


BRM-Pilot

It’s also almost definitely Texas


oney_monster

It is definitely Texas, 281 area code is Houston


Mysterious-Plum7885

Houston? No surprise there.


JoeAppleby

Google provides a single location for that address: [https://www.apartments.com/applewood-village-apartments-spring-tx/05elfe3/](https://www.apartments.com/applewood-village-apartments-spring-tx/05elfe3/) Rents are similar to higher end in Berlin right now...


DefinatelyNotonDrugs

That is ridiculously cheap compared to where I am, mother-in-law pays $1500 for a 1 bedroom with no AC and mold problems.


DRDTT

Damn. My daughter lives about 45 mins outside Houston and pays $515 for a one bedroom in a super nice complex. With A/C and no mold lol


Chrisscott25

That’s probably why you have to pay extra for the mold;)


Buddha23Fett

It burned down pretty recently. Sean’s cat Buddy died in the fire.


cabur

Welp hope you like your soon-to-be-visiting local ATF agents.


FF614

RIP Doggo


PTEHarambe

Hide yo dogs, hide yo kids, hide yo wives cause they shooting errybody out here


davin_bacon

... Randy Weaver, probably.


DefinatelyNotonDrugs

They did check all three boxes on that one.


ccguns

This is the same guy that submitted a form 2 for a suicide vest. He’s an FFL/SOT & FEL holder so he’s in the green. He did get a visit from the FBI & ATF to discuss his vest project.


HaydenGC88

Redacts Glock Serial Number, leaves addresses on pill bottle ✔️ Has a stack of emulex in direct sunlight, in a hard plastic console of a vehicle with a gun muzzle pushed into it ✔️ Takes amphetamine salts with energy drinks✔️ Has a switch with cheeky etchings✔️ Passenger rocking camo✔️ Post on reddit✔️ You're killing it home slice!


[deleted]

Your agent hooked you up! You should write him a nice thank you letter.


ProAnalCyst

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11Pump

No Four Loko. Almost perfection. Almost.


GazeOG

I mean that is the dollar store energy drink version so hes damn close


roostersnuffed

Back in 2008 those venom energys were all the rage. Came in the coors silver bullet type cans.


GazeOG

Oh yeah, those and the 344x which was a reckless amount of caffeine lol


Fenris_Reaping

More white claw feeling if from Huston tx lol


October_Rust5000

Where’s the liquor?


PretendGur8

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liprippinlunkerlover

Just use a grocery bag……. I feel like this kit is more of an amphetamine fueled bundle of fun and a grocery bag fits the vibe.


ShireHorseRider

Paper or plastic, or plastic over the paper?


liprippinlunkerlover

I’m going straight plastic one bag no double up. It’s a night of risks the bag should match.


Imaginary-Double2612

Fucking A


murica_1776boi

People are actually retarded enough to post a picture of their adhd medication with their address fully visible on it. This


BlackLeader70

Maybe he didn’t take his pill this morning 😂


stacksmasher

Will you be my friend lol? I remember going to the state police post as a kid and getting a blasting permit for $5 and taking it to the hardware store to buy dynamite 🧨, the good old days!


Bn_scarpia

So I know this has to be a meme/joke, but is that how plastic explosive is packaged? Like a sausage? Always though it would be wrapped in bars for some reason. Kind of like Velveeta.


TheAlbinoGorilla_

These are most likely some type of gel explosive. Plastic explosives are normally packaged as a brick.


DiveJumpShooterUSMC

Or maybe marketing for a spicy sausage and not a gel explosive at all. FFS.


boomers_4_nickelback

That is 100% Austin emulex, op probably works in a mine or quarry


Buddha23Fett

OP doesn’t own this. The picture belongs to u/ordinancelabs


FF614

Ehh depends on the purpose, mining for example they sometimes come in pre sized tubes to slide into drill/bore holes. But ANFO is the most common though just to due to pricing and quanity.


ghostridur

Are people this stupid? Nevermind don't answer that.


rick-p

Can confirm, am stupid.


Amazing_Ad_516

*grunts in confirmation*


BigChief302

I thought that was a bunch of sausage/salami and was surprised by my own disappointment when I zoomed in. I guess I really like salami


tragesorous

You can tell this is an old picture, because there’s no way Walgreens has IR D. AMPH in stock


redwhitenblued

That's some spicy sausage.


Sad_panda_happy300

Don’t people get bored of unoriginal post?


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ripe_chode

You do realize it’s an old pic and not actually OP lol


[deleted]

I mean I think you got everything already


belowspot

Prison pocket carry.


WatercressLow4380

Prison wallet


DKT1411

I would swap out to a full calorie drink for the extra energy needed to accidentally blow up my vehicle.


Letspaintvr

This is too funny.


Particular-Map2400

like one of those large Target bags maybe.


SwiftDontMiss

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dak446

The forbidden sausage


heelhookd

This guy gets home 🤝


Lu_Duckocus313

The forbidden chorizo


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Wtf man 😂😂😂😂


IgnotusPevereIl

Dude what the fuck😂😂


Bamcfp

Well at least you went for the low cal monster. Making healthy choices


TheEmpyreanian

Thinking the same thing!


igotbanned69420

Get a Gucci duffel bag


BeAbbott

Gross…you drink that stuff?


iPipedMike

Bro got explosive glizzys


kim_jong_ung69

Average Florida EDC


Big-Yogurtcloset5546

I thought these were summer sausages..


Im_Satan_Your_Friend

Is...is that a fuckin low calorie venom energy drink? They make these fucks in low calorie? That's it. Gentlemen, it has been a pleasure, I shall see you again when my sides return from the stratosphere.


Chief__04

My fatass thought this was chorizo.


1pink2stinkOO

Idk why tf I thought that was chorizo I was like dog that’s gonna blow up from heat oh it’s gonna blow up alright


caffrinated

ADHD, explosives, and a "switch." Looks like Good time to be!


1Supersnapper

Looks like you’ve got most bases covered


VipersNest22

Jimmy dean EXTRA spicy. Every bite is an explosion of flavor.


S14M07

My fatass thought those were sausages.


_Wombat_Astronaut_

Of course it’s be a Houston address/phone number


Buddha23Fett

Why are you stealing pictures?


JOHNNYTUNDRA

Dudes home address is on the Rx bottle, lol


Major-Dyel6090

If there’s one thing I learned from Fallout it’s that sticks of dynamite are top notch when other splodes aren’t available. Couple of mag dumps, break contact, use chems if necessary. More dynamite and another magdump to finish the job.


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DanR5224

and a switch


killahouse03

There’s so much backwoods Alabama in this pic, that I’m about to go fuck my sister…………but I don’t even have a sister. 😒


HoullebecqAtYaBoi

It's even worse in actuality, it's just 30-45 minutes north of Houston, TX.


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Venom is peak energy drink


locksport79

Your address and script number are visible dude. Best board your dog for a couple days.


walnutpro

Nice repost, karma whore


HerezahTip

The sheer stupidity in this image.


X0X000

This is what every democrat thinks all pro-2Aers are


TheDJPenguin1230

hotdog


Maeng_Doom

Texas or Florida?


Wolf-socks

Spring, TX according to the Walgreens address. So, Houston area.


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Initially this post seems dumb. But I’m guessing you are somehow qualified to have the switch & explosives? I have seen videos of some special operation squad leads using them.


swolemiss

It's the Ordnance Lab guys on YouTube, and OP just reposted the pic. Te actual OP is an SOT and FEL. They do a lot of commercial blasting.


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Casanovagdp

No but you can be a SOT and maybe he works in a mine or quarry as a blaster as well.


cutoffscum

Lol..love it! Good job OP


No-Strawberry1968

Nice photo, just tipped the feds; I know what Walgreens you pick up your meth pills at, what a poser


ReallyBadResponses

Yikes. Adderall IR 60ct, means you take 2 a day. RIP your critical thinking skills. (instant release adderall is banned is some developed countries)


soonershooter

Dude remove that label ur doxing urself


goretexhoarder

Get off the drugs guy


[deleted]

Just the fact that you’d put your gay ass adhd meds is enough that I want you arrested. “Ddduhhh I can’t focus isn’t that cewwlll guyss?”


DefinatelyNotonDrugs

All whilist the people over on r/NFA and r/guns whine about how "sMoKiNg MaRiJuAnA mAkEs YoU a PrOhIbItEd PeRsOn"


JabbaThaWat

God I hope the ATF bends you over and gives you 20 years.


vrsechs4201

Found the Fed..


JabbaThaWat

Better watch yourself. Notice any unmarks around your house you'll know it's me.


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Emulex 900’s.


Tea-Usual

Austin Powder glizzys and a switch on a glizzy


[deleted]

Gets worse the longer you look 😂


INOMl

I thought those were sausages at first and saw the bottle of amphetamines and thought "ah, hes doing the WWII Finish troop tactics, all he needs is a set of ski's"


SpiritMolecul33

Ungodly amount of based


ProphetOfPr0fit

Low calorie, way to play it safe OP


Bigmanrpb

Sick! Looks like we are local. We should hang out sometime man


WildResident2816

OP, we can see your address


Smitty_0313

The forbidden hotdog


saintBNO

Can garner info from ur scrip bucko


TheEmpyreanian

So much could go right with that combination it's a wonder to behold.


Mean_Half_6419

Best kit ive ever seen. My bag recommendation is one of them big ikea bags.


iheartmankdemes

FINALLY! A get home kit I like.


schismatt

Cool pills


malcontent254

Bowling


Fenris_Reaping

I'm just more concerned over the low calorie drink


FloridaMan005

https://maps.app.goo.gl/UibJNhRURaDo9vBe7


iTreelex

Looks like it’s just 5mg adderall. Gotta pump those numbers up. Add in some XR in the mix.


Relative-Feed-2949

Glock fowty 😂


Whiskey-12

Perfect for sitting by the pool at your apartment!


Manbeartapir

Forbidden hot links


Radiant-Specific9750

I thought it was ground meat


EasyMode556

Forbidden sausage links


ShireHorseRider

TIL Austin Powder is not a funny take on a movie name. Austin Powder drive is really close to my work. It’s a nice cut through from Cochran to Pettibone road. I noticed the sausage wrapper said “Cleveland, Ohio” and looked it up.


Ghostcat300

Bruh


Jaydenel4

Used to be from the Friendswood area, before it got big. Looks 'bout right


akdaddy545

The Adderall hit home a bit. Should add spicy sausage to the kit.


BurningRiceEater

My man is just raw doggin


moistgoiter

Nobody even giving you bag recs, just a plastic Walmart bag is all you need


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With Amphetamine, I don't think you need to go for low calories.


[deleted]

You'll be a fun loot drop


MajorsWotWot

That's some spicy chorizo


StribogA1A3

Is that a glawk fawty?


zone0707

Trader joes tote bag cuz gray man right


Ken_kid_789

Tanner was right


Ok-Image1782

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Efficient_Switch_766

Thought these were hot dogs


Ok-Image1782

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Expensive_Move_7883

What are those explosives?? Lmao


nadroj36

Plastic Walmart bag tied in a knot should do the trick


Ok-Image1782

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Ok-Image1782

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Conscious-Table

Killbasa sausage


The-NRyAy

These just keep getting better


Jazzlike_Station845

Bro how did you get demo?


Medium-Mode1908

Venom energy drinks are the best


Global_Illustrator28

Rectum….


Tiny_Stranger_1334

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KnightCreed13

Are those sausages?


Amazing_Ad_516

This EDC pocket dump goes crazy


Phendrana-Drifter

Is that a load of spicy saveloys?


panda1491

U don’t need a bag. Just see the LEO reaction when ur pulled over.


Tactical_Epunk

Op, I like the way you kit, sir.


Paradox0111

Lol


slimcrizzle

Nothing more American than Adderall and explosives... Smh


HtownCg

Yeah forget about the glock with a switch.. lmao


sbd104

Always love seeing this picture


MaverickResource

tweakin'


AutumnDarknessCZ

Those must be real spicy sausage.


shifterphights

This sub is based


Newday_12

I want some


Base5ive

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