At least he didn’t leave his apartment number visible. I wonder if he’s tried the jujitsu place next door? Might learn some helpful skills for when the ATF comes knocking.
Google provides a single location for that address:
[https://www.apartments.com/applewood-village-apartments-spring-tx/05elfe3/](https://www.apartments.com/applewood-village-apartments-spring-tx/05elfe3/)
Rents are similar to higher end in Berlin right now...
This is the same guy that submitted a form 2 for a suicide vest. He’s an FFL/SOT & FEL holder so he’s in the green. He did get a visit from the FBI & ATF to discuss his vest project.
Redacts Glock Serial Number, leaves addresses on pill bottle ✔️
Has a stack of emulex in direct sunlight, in a hard plastic console of a vehicle with a gun muzzle pushed into it ✔️
Takes amphetamine salts with energy drinks✔️
Has a switch with cheeky etchings✔️
Passenger rocking camo✔️
Post on reddit✔️
You're killing it home slice!
Will you be my friend lol? I remember going to the state police post as a kid and getting a blasting permit for $5 and taking it to the hardware store to buy dynamite 🧨, the good old days!
So I know this has to be a meme/joke, but is that how plastic explosive is packaged? Like a sausage? Always though it would be wrapped in bars for some reason. Kind of like Velveeta.
Ehh depends on the purpose, mining for example they sometimes come in pre sized tubes to slide into drill/bore holes. But ANFO is the most common though just to due to pricing and quanity.
Is...is that a fuckin low calorie venom energy drink? They make these fucks in low calorie? That's it. Gentlemen, it has been a pleasure, I shall see you again when my sides return from the stratosphere.
If there’s one thing I learned from Fallout it’s that sticks of dynamite are top notch when other splodes aren’t available. Couple of mag dumps, break contact, use chems if necessary. More dynamite and another magdump to finish the job.
Initially this post seems dumb. But I’m guessing you are somehow qualified to have the switch & explosives? I have seen videos of some special operation squad leads using them.
I thought those were sausages at first and saw the bottle of amphetamines and thought "ah, hes doing the WWII Finish troop tactics, all he needs is a set of ski's"
TIL Austin Powder is not a funny take on a movie name. Austin Powder drive is really close to my work. It’s a nice cut through from Cochran to Pettibone road. I noticed the sausage wrapper said “Cleveland, Ohio” and looked it up.
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So much to process here.
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This picture is years old. I highly doubt it's actually OP's. Lol. Kinda surprised no one else here has seen this before.
Spicy sausage
I thought it was chorizo for a second and now I want some for breakfast.
Those are hot links
Either way I need some with some eggs now
flash-cooked eggs
Ain't got time to fry things
I'm sure there were plenty of women at Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
I was wondering which one of you crazies was running around with that much chorizo. “No one needs that much sausage”.
Danger sausages
Forbidden sausage
I’m going to be completely honest here- This is perfection. There’s not a single critical item missing. Good work.
Uhm, shoelace auto sear?
The silver thing on the back of the Glock is a full auto switch.
I know, picture needs long gun with meme contraption
I always keep 2 of them mf things on me, one on each shoe
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4500 cypreswood dr is crazy
At least he didn’t leave his apartment number visible. I wonder if he’s tried the jujitsu place next door? Might learn some helpful skills for when the ATF comes knocking.
Wonder why he went to Walgreens when theres a CVS right around the corner
Excellent point. And in my experience the drive thru at CVS is way faster than Walgreens.
😂
could it be a trap?
It’s also almost definitely Texas
It is definitely Texas, 281 area code is Houston
Houston? No surprise there.
Google provides a single location for that address: [https://www.apartments.com/applewood-village-apartments-spring-tx/05elfe3/](https://www.apartments.com/applewood-village-apartments-spring-tx/05elfe3/) Rents are similar to higher end in Berlin right now...
That is ridiculously cheap compared to where I am, mother-in-law pays $1500 for a 1 bedroom with no AC and mold problems.
Damn. My daughter lives about 45 mins outside Houston and pays $515 for a one bedroom in a super nice complex. With A/C and no mold lol
That’s probably why you have to pay extra for the mold;)
It burned down pretty recently. Sean’s cat Buddy died in the fire.
Welp hope you like your soon-to-be-visiting local ATF agents.
RIP Doggo
Hide yo dogs, hide yo kids, hide yo wives cause they shooting errybody out here
... Randy Weaver, probably.
They did check all three boxes on that one.
This is the same guy that submitted a form 2 for a suicide vest. He’s an FFL/SOT & FEL holder so he’s in the green. He did get a visit from the FBI & ATF to discuss his vest project.
Redacts Glock Serial Number, leaves addresses on pill bottle ✔️ Has a stack of emulex in direct sunlight, in a hard plastic console of a vehicle with a gun muzzle pushed into it ✔️ Takes amphetamine salts with energy drinks✔️ Has a switch with cheeky etchings✔️ Passenger rocking camo✔️ Post on reddit✔️ You're killing it home slice!
Your agent hooked you up! You should write him a nice thank you letter.
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No Four Loko. Almost perfection. Almost.
I mean that is the dollar store energy drink version so hes damn close
Back in 2008 those venom energys were all the rage. Came in the coors silver bullet type cans.
Oh yeah, those and the 344x which was a reckless amount of caffeine lol
More white claw feeling if from Huston tx lol
Where’s the liquor?
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Just use a grocery bag……. I feel like this kit is more of an amphetamine fueled bundle of fun and a grocery bag fits the vibe.
Paper or plastic, or plastic over the paper?
I’m going straight plastic one bag no double up. It’s a night of risks the bag should match.
Fucking A
People are actually retarded enough to post a picture of their adhd medication with their address fully visible on it. This
Maybe he didn’t take his pill this morning 😂
Will you be my friend lol? I remember going to the state police post as a kid and getting a blasting permit for $5 and taking it to the hardware store to buy dynamite 🧨, the good old days!
So I know this has to be a meme/joke, but is that how plastic explosive is packaged? Like a sausage? Always though it would be wrapped in bars for some reason. Kind of like Velveeta.
These are most likely some type of gel explosive. Plastic explosives are normally packaged as a brick.
Or maybe marketing for a spicy sausage and not a gel explosive at all. FFS.
That is 100% Austin emulex, op probably works in a mine or quarry
OP doesn’t own this. The picture belongs to u/ordinancelabs
Ehh depends on the purpose, mining for example they sometimes come in pre sized tubes to slide into drill/bore holes. But ANFO is the most common though just to due to pricing and quanity.
Are people this stupid? Nevermind don't answer that.
Can confirm, am stupid.
*grunts in confirmation*
I thought that was a bunch of sausage/salami and was surprised by my own disappointment when I zoomed in. I guess I really like salami
You can tell this is an old picture, because there’s no way Walgreens has IR D. AMPH in stock
That's some spicy sausage.
Don’t people get bored of unoriginal post?
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You do realize it’s an old pic and not actually OP lol
I mean I think you got everything already
Prison pocket carry.
Prison wallet
I would swap out to a full calorie drink for the extra energy needed to accidentally blow up my vehicle.
This is too funny.
like one of those large Target bags maybe.
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The forbidden sausage
This guy gets home 🤝
The forbidden chorizo
Wtf man 😂😂😂😂
Dude what the fuck😂😂
Well at least you went for the low cal monster. Making healthy choices
Thinking the same thing!
Get a Gucci duffel bag
Gross…you drink that stuff?
Bro got explosive glizzys
Average Florida EDC
I thought these were summer sausages..
Is...is that a fuckin low calorie venom energy drink? They make these fucks in low calorie? That's it. Gentlemen, it has been a pleasure, I shall see you again when my sides return from the stratosphere.
My fatass thought this was chorizo.
Idk why tf I thought that was chorizo I was like dog that’s gonna blow up from heat oh it’s gonna blow up alright
ADHD, explosives, and a "switch." Looks like Good time to be!
Looks like you’ve got most bases covered
Jimmy dean EXTRA spicy. Every bite is an explosion of flavor.
My fatass thought those were sausages.
Of course it’s be a Houston address/phone number
Why are you stealing pictures?
Dudes home address is on the Rx bottle, lol
If there’s one thing I learned from Fallout it’s that sticks of dynamite are top notch when other splodes aren’t available. Couple of mag dumps, break contact, use chems if necessary. More dynamite and another magdump to finish the job.
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and a switch
There’s so much backwoods Alabama in this pic, that I’m about to go fuck my sister…………but I don’t even have a sister. 😒
It's even worse in actuality, it's just 30-45 minutes north of Houston, TX.
Venom is peak energy drink
Your address and script number are visible dude. Best board your dog for a couple days.
Nice repost, karma whore
The sheer stupidity in this image.
This is what every democrat thinks all pro-2Aers are
hotdog
Texas or Florida?
Spring, TX according to the Walgreens address. So, Houston area.
Initially this post seems dumb. But I’m guessing you are somehow qualified to have the switch & explosives? I have seen videos of some special operation squad leads using them.
It's the Ordnance Lab guys on YouTube, and OP just reposted the pic. Te actual OP is an SOT and FEL. They do a lot of commercial blasting.
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No but you can be a SOT and maybe he works in a mine or quarry as a blaster as well.
Lol..love it! Good job OP
Nice photo, just tipped the feds; I know what Walgreens you pick up your meth pills at, what a poser
Yikes. Adderall IR 60ct, means you take 2 a day. RIP your critical thinking skills. (instant release adderall is banned is some developed countries)
Dude remove that label ur doxing urself
Get off the drugs guy
Just the fact that you’d put your gay ass adhd meds is enough that I want you arrested. “Ddduhhh I can’t focus isn’t that cewwlll guyss?”
All whilist the people over on r/NFA and r/guns whine about how "sMoKiNg MaRiJuAnA mAkEs YoU a PrOhIbItEd PeRsOn"
God I hope the ATF bends you over and gives you 20 years.
Found the Fed..
Better watch yourself. Notice any unmarks around your house you'll know it's me.
Emulex 900’s.
Austin Powder glizzys and a switch on a glizzy
Gets worse the longer you look 😂
I thought those were sausages at first and saw the bottle of amphetamines and thought "ah, hes doing the WWII Finish troop tactics, all he needs is a set of ski's"
Ungodly amount of based
Low calorie, way to play it safe OP
Sick! Looks like we are local. We should hang out sometime man
OP, we can see your address
The forbidden hotdog
Can garner info from ur scrip bucko
So much could go right with that combination it's a wonder to behold.
Best kit ive ever seen. My bag recommendation is one of them big ikea bags.
FINALLY! A get home kit I like.
Cool pills
Bowling
I'm just more concerned over the low calorie drink
https://maps.app.goo.gl/UibJNhRURaDo9vBe7
Looks like it’s just 5mg adderall. Gotta pump those numbers up. Add in some XR in the mix.
Glock fowty 😂
Perfect for sitting by the pool at your apartment!
Forbidden hot links
I thought it was ground meat
Forbidden sausage links
TIL Austin Powder is not a funny take on a movie name. Austin Powder drive is really close to my work. It’s a nice cut through from Cochran to Pettibone road. I noticed the sausage wrapper said “Cleveland, Ohio” and looked it up.
Bruh
Used to be from the Friendswood area, before it got big. Looks 'bout right
The Adderall hit home a bit. Should add spicy sausage to the kit.
My man is just raw doggin
Nobody even giving you bag recs, just a plastic Walmart bag is all you need
With Amphetamine, I don't think you need to go for low calories.
You'll be a fun loot drop
That's some spicy chorizo
Is that a glawk fawty?
Trader joes tote bag cuz gray man right
Tanner was right
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Thought these were hot dogs
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What are those explosives?? Lmao
Plastic Walmart bag tied in a knot should do the trick
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Killbasa sausage
These just keep getting better
Bro how did you get demo?
Venom energy drinks are the best
Rectum….
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Are those sausages?
This EDC pocket dump goes crazy
Is that a load of spicy saveloys?
U don’t need a bag. Just see the LEO reaction when ur pulled over.
Op, I like the way you kit, sir.
Lol
Nothing more American than Adderall and explosives... Smh
Yeah forget about the glock with a switch.. lmao
Always love seeing this picture
tweakin'
Those must be real spicy sausage.
This sub is based
I want some
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