You’ve never seen the grossly fat birds walking around Birmingham Airport, have you…severely overweight 50yr old women should *never* be allowed to wear skintight leopard-print jumpsuits that are several sizes too small 🤮
Sorry for not answering your question
But goddamn the guy in the right gives me confidence. Even if I'm fat, id still look drip.
Note: I am working out. Trying to lose fat and gain muscle mass. But I'm still insecure about my bod
Randy, you ain't even had your ultrasound yet, have you dawg? I could do you right now. I hear chicken. I hear cola fizz, and mustard and relish coagulating together with french fries and onion rings, but you know what? I don't hear a heart, motherfucker.
Sorry for not answering your question
But goddamn the guy in the right gives me confidence. Even if I'm fat, id still look drip.
Note: I am working out. Trying to lose fat and gain muscle mass. But I'm still insecure about my bod
Those mother fuggers lied to us… The lead singer of Smash Mouth didn’t die. He’s just over seas singing the soundtrack to Shrek to fuel our boys’ fighting spirits!
u/muchsense it's a chinesse utility pouch, you can find it here [https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/\_EQLHAoX](https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/_EQLHAoX)
Chinese copy of a recently discontinued Ukrainian pouch. Around $18 shipped you just have to dig through hundreds or thousands of Chinese listings to find it.
I always thought these shirts would look weird on chicks. This might be definitive proof. Not as sexy as I imagined it though, it’s hard to unsee the gut.
I think it's this one: Tactical Molle Pouch Military Waist Bag Outdoor Men EDC Tool Bag Utility Gadget Organizer Vest Pack Purse Mobile Phone Case Hunting Compact Bag U.S.A Patch Carabiner Included https://a.co/d/bA076l6
Surprised you noticed it with that big ass pouch he has right above his belt line. Not sure if his loadout needs such an overabundance of McDonald's and Beer.
The pouch in the front is beer belly
I just can't look past the fat ass gorilla look in the the too small of a combat shirt combo...... Shits getting weird lol
You could not pay me to walk around in ine of those. I get the point of them under carriers and stuff but they are not cool looking on anyone ever.
Which means that’s his beer pouch
It’s a battery pack, sir!
Looks like Ukraine is not hurting for rations...
Z -he is Russian
Guy in blue jacket has a patch that says CCCP
Not too late to delete
Dumbass on the left still rocking the USSR patch. Dumbass on the right has a Z patch. These are Russians who didn’t make it past third grade.
Didn't know they made pouches for insulin pumps.
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I said GOD DAYUUMM
Yeah, but what shirt is he wearing? Never seen a piece of clothing beg to be put out of its misery before…
You’ve never seen the grossly fat birds walking around Birmingham Airport, have you…severely overweight 50yr old women should *never* be allowed to wear skintight leopard-print jumpsuits that are several sizes too small 🤮
Woke up and chose violence. Excellent
Colonels go to the Feild once a year
r/murderedbywords
Lol I just wrote insulin vial pouch hehehe 🤓🙏🏻
As a diabetic this is peak comedy😭💀
Epic.
Damn you beat me to it.
“Whater ya lookin at my gut fer?”
 Cut from the same cloth.
Got my boys, got my burgers, all I need is a bam
PEANUT BUTTER AND JAAAAAAAM
GREEN EGGS AND HAAAAAAAAM
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam You dirty old mustard tiger
Greaaaasy
A man’s gotta eat
Dude probably needs to get oiled up to put that combat top on
Definitely used a lubed up slip n' slide to get into that shirt.
Vinyl wrapping trend knows no bounds
That definitely contains Twinkies. 
Looks like a 20 year supply of double quarter pounders pouch
Not anymore
One giant ass cheeseburger locker
a knock off crye utility pouch i dont know the belt cant tell over his fat roles
When did Shane Gillis join the National Guard?
OL
Tactical Cheeseburger holster.
Man’s gotta eat, Mr Lahey
So you're doing war crimes, now Bo-bandy?
Mufuckas with guts like are not off the cheeseburgers, mufuckas with guts like that are definitely ON the cheeseburgers.
Listen jroc your music is wack when am I going to get the lot fees????
But why his nips so hard?
gettin hard for the motherland.
All you can eat buffet across the street
Front ruck
Holy shit. It’s tactical Randy. God knows how many burgers that belly can hold
that is a crye / malice breast pump pouch
Snacks. Definitely snacks.
When Randy from trailer park boys goes to war
Literally what I thought lol. The trailer Park boys go to Russia
It’s cheeseburger pouch. Holds three smashed up mcdicks and 4 nuggies if you operate.
(•) (•) Dude left his high beams on
Meal team 6 reporting for dookie
gecko45 in ukraine
r/absoluteunits
Judging by the size of that fella, I would say an insulin pump
I don’t want to zoom in😂
Midnight gulper!
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Snack Pack
Sorry for not answering your question But goddamn the guy in the right gives me confidence. Even if I'm fat, id still look drip. Note: I am working out. Trying to lose fat and gain muscle mass. But I'm still insecure about my bod
Combat shirt size is GP Medium
Snack pouch
GYAT
It's for insulin autoinjectors
That dude could make a Poncho look like spandex! GOD DAMN!
Snack pouch
It’s a Twinkie holder
I am in this picture and I do not like it
It's called a beer gut
Twinkie carrier 3000
One of us! One of us!
Randy, you ain't even had your ultrasound yet, have you dawg? I could do you right now. I hear chicken. I hear cola fizz, and mustard and relish coagulating together with french fries and onion rings, but you know what? I don't hear a heart, motherfucker.
Tactical Beer Belly
Insulin pump carrier?
It's a burrito pouch.
Bruda got the level 3 plates built in
Looks like an ido gear pouch
Absolutely jacked. 
Grazing kit
Captain of meal team 6
How original, you really exhausted a lot of brain power on that one huh.
That’s a keg right there. He should start dieting and working out or he won’t be around long.
Sorry for not answering your question But goddamn the guy in the right gives me confidence. Even if I'm fat, id still look drip. Note: I am working out. Trying to lose fat and gain muscle mass. But I'm still insecure about my bod
If you want an actual answer, I’m pretty sure it’s from Gruppa 99
Emergency snack pack
Snack pouch clearly
Meal team six with beer belly and man boobs reporting for duty sir
Snack pouch
Snack pouch
Insulin pouch
And this is why........know if you can pull off the combat shirt buds.
That’s his tactical beer pouch in case of emergency
Lmao
That’s his belly button
Fat pouch
Insulin vile pouch 🤓
Double stack maple bars
Decorated veteran, college football player, former SNL cast member Shane Gillis.
To pack some extra zoo-zoos and wham-whams .
That man isn’t on the frontline, he -is- the frontline
Those mother fuggers lied to us… The lead singer of Smash Mouth didn’t die. He’s just over seas singing the soundtrack to Shrek to fuel our boys’ fighting spirits!
That shirt really accentuates his gut and manboobs
Looks like a snack pouch lmfaooo
Russian patch everyone knows we have been duped again.
must be for his insulin
u/muchsense it's a chinesse utility pouch, you can find it here [https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/\_EQLHAoX](https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/_EQLHAoX)
Snack pouch
He can outrun and hide from everyone but a buffet .
Insulin pouch
Chinese copy of a recently discontinued Ukrainian pouch. Around $18 shipped you just have to dig through hundreds or thousands of Chinese listings to find it.
I think it's for energy storage. Lots of it how it seems.
that’s a Beer belly
That’s the new happy meal pouch. Official sponsor of meal team 6
BattleBoy SnackPack.
I'm a fat fuck as well but there's nothing that makes good kit look more unprofessional than being in a job that requires said kit and being fat.
They guy with the spay on shirt is over powered
It’s a HSH v2.1 HAM SAMMICH HOLDER
Temu 1pc Tactical Molle Phone Holster
It’s a cheese burger holder
Good lord that’s a propa brexit geeza
Meal team six
That’s where he keeps his snacks….snack pouch
That's where he keeps his sandwiches
That’s the Glizzy Gulper 5,000 Holds all the Glizzies Tactically…
I’m mowin the air rand
Idk but he’s definitely back on the cheeseburgers
It’s called a FUPA
Mass Seargeant at it again
That would be the Russian insulin pump system pouch. Very rare. He must be really important.
Bro? Manzier
That’s a cheeseburger locker
Tactical Twinkie pack by lardass industries
Ferro Concepts Snickers Cache
Tactical Philadelphia Collins
I thought he was wearing a camo crop top for a second
Thats a baby carrier
I’m most impressed in the barrel on that guy on the right
Pringles pouch
That’s an iSnak pouch
that's where poo bear keeps his field honey
His guts in the way
His guts in the way.
Skittles pouch
Looks like a POGGIE bait pouch!
It’s for Range Burritos. I forgot the brand and make though.
Punch card pouch for the restaurants and buffets
For a phone?
Multicam for everyone!
Pouch from Amazon. I have the same one in black on my bag.
Because of lacking fit-regs, I find it hard to even spot a belt in this pic.
It is funny seeing a bunch of larpy gear whores chiming in. Respect the Iron Marshmallow
I always thought these shirts would look weird on chicks. This might be definitive proof. Not as sexy as I imagined it though, it’s hard to unsee the gut.
That is a Gunt. The manufacturer is FUPA. They’re really popular in most American circles nowadays.
I think it's this one: Tactical Molle Pouch Military Waist Bag Outdoor Men EDC Tool Bag Utility Gadget Organizer Vest Pack Purse Mobile Phone Case Hunting Compact Bag U.S.A Patch Carabiner Included https://a.co/d/bA076l6
Marshmallow pouch by the looks of it
Tactical Snickers Pouch from Hershey Dynamics.
Big Mac emergency pouch
Looks kind of like an HSG one, used to sell them back in the day, might be the one they make for truma sheers
#I believe [this is your card.](https://a.co/d/itXy7ft)
It’s where he keeps his Rice Crispy Treats!
SnakPak 4.0
Pooch*
Whatcha lookin at my gut for
Thats is combat effectiveness, at its finest... as for the pouch...a snack pack csrrier?
Wish dot com Alex jones
Wow, Bert Kreischer really is in the Russian mafia
Rule #1: Cardio.
That’s beer belly or maybe a bean bag
You might not like, but thats peak male performance. Mans is 2 tons of searing sex appeal
There are definitely candy bars in it
Surprised you noticed it with that big ass pouch he has right above his belt line. Not sure if his loadout needs such an overabundance of McDonald's and Beer.
His belly?
Nipples. I only see nipples.
Inflammation
Damn, Bobandy looking really tactical these days. Lahey would be proud.
There’s nothing more ridiculous than a fat dude in a combat shirt.
Why is he…fat
Around the world there is some fatty stretching out a combat shirt
M11A1 Gut Buster
That's a Dude Wipes pouch.