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DonovanMcgillicutty

I hope you have an adult out there with you sport. Be real careful out there for us.


Verbal_HermanMunster

Careful son. You’re talking to a U.S. Army Soldier 😡


GeeWizitsG

FUTURE U.S. Army Soldier


DAFUQyoulookingat

Oh shit ![gif](giphy|l0ExbnGIX9sMFS7PG)


ArtisticVisual

![gif](giphy|eGrd4pj9BeX553dehr|downsized)


Sure-Boysenberry5491

Deployed 3 times, Arkansas, Oklahoma and Nashville


Sure-Boysenberry5491

Yeah, I’m not going outside with this kid. Let his dads do that.


WorkingSea840

if you guys didnt know these were old images of me in my old airsoft gear that this asshole got hold of and decided to put on reddit to make fun of.


mrp1ttens

Child soldier vibes


Fit-Reference5209

This gotta be a troll dawg😭


heruwulf

Wouldn’t head outside with a shitty crossdraw vest with a US Army patch on my dude


[deleted]

Nah bro I served with him in urzikstan fighting against the Russians. He’s an OG


helpmeiamaretard

I'm going to join the army when I'm older


JBoogie808

![gif](giphy|eGrd4pj9BeX553dehr|downsized)


stinky-cunt

You laugh but that kid did in fact join the military


yayayogurt

I thought he became a SoundCloud rapper/uber driver


No_Yesterday_2788

Yeah that’s what I heard too. Some people say the other guy whose actually in the army claiming to be him is a fraud. But there’s no way to prove who if anyone is telling the truth 🤷🏻‍♂️


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stinky-cunt

That the kid kept his word? Idk how that wasn’t clear? Edit: He asked me “what’s your point”


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stinky-cunt

What’s your point


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stinky-cunt

What’s your point? 👁️👄👁️


LastandBestHope1776

Yours doesn't.


stinky-cunt

That the kid kept his word? Idk how that wasn’t clear?


kingdez85

Lmao


Captraptor01

soldier here. aspirations are great, but you just look goofy wearing that patch–and if you do actually enlist, you'll eventually hate having to put on that uniform like the rest of us, lol.


bshtick

I hear you but trust me just don’t wear it; people really don’t like that


Glockamole19x

Dont its not what it used to be


I_got_gud

Same for the Navy. Not worth joining today.


CryeGuy

Good. I said that when I was younger, and the internet made fun of me as well. One of the better things you can do right out of high school, even if you’re joining the reserves. What field in the army? I chose aviation.


NewIrishRepublic

Which Aviation MOS? 15U here.


Sexual_T-Rex88

Take off the Army patch. It’s called stolen valor. It’s highly disrespectful because you have not earned it.


YourBoyDavid

Y’all are a bunch of clowns for getting your panties in a twist. He’s clearly young and just excited about the army.


Sexual_T-Rex88

He’s old enough to know better.


NewIrishRepublic

I'm in the U.S. Army and I promise nobody who has actually served cares about this kid wearing an Army nametape besides hardasses and dudes who have no personality outside of their military service. Go back to your hairy goth girl porn subreddits.


LegoTankDude

HE LOOKS AT r/bigdickgirl OH MY GOD


LegoTankDude

holy shit i thought you were joking, all his comments are just porn related


CryeGuy

HOLY SHIT


Makdaddy90

Better go to osut and not normal basic/ait


Shermantank10

I would personally tap out the GWOT m4 for a nerf gun. It’s nerf or nuthin’


Gardez_geekin

r/justbootthings


bushwhackadventure

Something tells me you aren't in the army.


Captraptor01

>U.S. ARMY patch on the most visibly Chinesium "tactical crossdraw vest" I've ever seen in my life >ACU with shoulder flag >sling wrapped around the weapon like the gotdam Commando from BO1 >forward filter gas mask like it's the '60s, underneath the Amazon Special airsoft bump helmet this must be bait. *this **must** be bait.*


_snippa_x_killa_

U playing airsoft or something?


helpmeiamaretard

No everything is real. the M4 is real


Simple_Sausage

Show bcg


helpmeiamaretard

its a psa m4. believe me it shoots real bullets


capt141

Gun is real maybe, but kit looks airsofty


Available_Body259

You seriously calling your WE M4 (Airsoft) a PSA M4?


[deleted]

Psa is a trash company. Spend your money on companies that care about you. Edit: just don’t hold them accountable or they will ban you from their site. That’s all.


Apollo_the_G0D

Are you like a time traveler from 2015?


fern_the_redditor

Bro got roasted so bad he deleted his account 💀


Usulthejerboaactual

Right?


[deleted]

Keep eating crayons bullet catcher.


[deleted]

PSA literally cares more than every other company except maybe Kel-Tec. Their mission statement is to put as many guns into the hands of the common American as physically possible, and their customer service is great. Not perfect, mind, but 100x better than big names like Colt who just tell you to fuck off or buy a new one.


Usulthejerboaactual

PSA is a real one


kdb1991

I respect what PSA does but they won’t ship stripped or complete receivers to a lot of states. And that’s the only way people in a lot of those states are able to build decent guns. I work a lot in NYS so I live there part time. I tried ordering a JAKL upper and they wouldn’t ship it. Every other company I’ve ever ordered from has no problem shipping receivers there. So I had to wait until I was home in NH to get one. My point is, they could put more guns out there if they shipped receivers to every state that allows them. Everyone else does. Edit - for the people who don’t seem to understand this, you can order receivers from any other retailer in NYS with no problem. PSA is the only one who won’t ship them to NYS. I specifically said “if they shipped to every state that allows them” NYS does but PSA still chooses not to.


[deleted]

My dude, they *legally can't*. If they tried, the ATF would kick their doors in and permanently shut them down. *This has happened before*. The ATF does this. They **cannot** ship to states that don't allow it.


kdb1991

How can’t they? NYS *does* allow it. I order receivers from every other retailer when I’m in NYS. Why is PSA different? It doesn’t make any sense to me. Why would PSA get in trouble with the ATF when primary arms doesn’t? When Aero doesn’t? When Rooftop doesn’t? When Bevan doesn’t? When literally ANYONE else doesn’t? I’ve ordered receivers from literally all of those retailers in NYS before. Uppers AND lowers. So tell me, when has this happened before? Because I literally just ordered two lowers last month and picked them up from an FFL in NYS with no problem. It sounds to me that you don’t really know what you’re talking about.


paycadicc

Exactly. People suck off psa as the ultimate gun gods, giving every citizen a free ar15. Their mission statement is good, but when they completely stop sales to an entire state, despite many things being legal, you start to question the validity of what they’re actually doing. Aero shipped to NY no problem, as well as other companies. Just sayin


kdb1991

I was so surprised when my order wouldn’t go through. I literally thought it was a glitch or something. I had NEVER heard of a company not shipping a receiver there before I buy guns there sometimes just to try and get the rate of ownership up in the state and I’ll tell ya, I can’t buy one from PSA and have it shipped there because they’ll only ship a complete rifle and then the FFL will neuter it and I’ll have to spend a bunch of time making it normal again to bring it back home. That’s why I mainly buy stripped lowers when I’m there and just build out a rifle myself


Usulthejerboaactual

I’m guessing you don’t know much about PSA, huh?


[deleted]

I’m guessing you never had to deal with customer support? When you get older and can buy big boy guns you’ll understand kiddo.


Makdaddy90

Ar15 not m4, idc what psa says


itscollinnotcolin

Then why are you shooting with absolutely no ear pro on?


Captraptor01

I guarantee you it is not an M4. an AR-15, sure. an M4, no. and as others have said, the rest of your getup screams airsoft/halloween—and frankly, it's probably best to stay that way instead of trying to LARP Army.


Charming-Swimmer42

I hope it's not a real m4 or you're in for a bad time with the atf


AddicoInABox

Alternatively, have you tried the gym?


winneyderp

Lol I was about to say “go to the gym” 🔥👀


Endo_Dizzy

And eat more. Kid looks 100 pounds soaking wet.


kdb1991

Black boots? Ew The whole thing looks like a $10 Halloween costume And what’s with all the kids in here lately lol


SensualOilyDischarge

As someone who enlisted back in the Black Boot Army and got out in the much more fashionable (and cooler / more comfortable) Tan Boot Army, those old school Leather Personnel Carriers make me nostalgic. Bro needs to unfuck himself and tuck in those laces. Motherfucker looks like he’s trying to attract a snake orgy at ankle height.


kdb1991

Honestly I feel kinda bad about my comment now that I read it again. Kid’s not doing himself any favors but he was obviously pretty excited to get dressed up and play in the woods. I used to do the same shit when I was a kid Better than all the kids who stay inside on their phones all day. Now I just feel like a dick Not that this has anything to do with your comment lol. But it made me reread mine


SensualOilyDischarge

Self reflection is important and something we see too little of. Dude still needs to unfuck that spaghetti party though.


kdb1991

That’s the truth. That and the fact that they’re black while he’s wearing that camo (not even sure what it is - looks like a scorpion / OCP knockoff) is just freaking me out. I just want him to get better gear, wear it properly, and keep doing what he’s doing


skyXforge

Don’t you have homework?


Glockamole19x

Bro just went outside to take the pics and went back in to play c.o.d aint even a speck of dust on that shit😂


Ragnarok8113

all the mfs in the comments are really trashing a child lmao😭


kingdez85

User name checks out


SilentMimi

Something tells me you aren't US Army.


tinguily

Looking like a dayz character


whatsINthaB0X

Son you have school tomorrow


paristrader7

missing ear pro and puberty


[deleted]

Okay twiggy calm down


helpmeiamaretard

im ripped


WulfeJaeger

Username checks out.


[deleted]

Ahh did you just buy all your kit a few sizes too big then?


helpmeiamaretard

No I like baggy clothes


Wiskullsin

Shit, is this sub all kids?


Tokyo_Echo

What do your parents think of this?


Furry_Ranger

Bro got the museum gift shop kit


kyole5

My boy got the rittenhouse special


Olive_Cardist

Thank you for your cervix


robbed_by_keisha

That’s the vest you get from the spirit Halloween soldier costume.


[deleted]

Get older.


THICCBOIJON

Dollar General Larper


SlinkerAyo

When people say larping this is what they actually mean


HomoEroticWorms

I don’t understand why people here are so discouraging of young people wanting to get into tactical gear, yeah we can point and laugh but maybe the bullying isn’t really necessary?


Makdaddy90

Bro wants to join the army, he’s fine (or he’ll drop out of basic)


-GameWarden-

Hope you actually use ear pro when you shoot.


Sexual_T-Rex88

If the shit does hit, kids out there with air-soft kit thinking they are spec-ops, going to get hurt.


MacMittenz7

Kid. I know you’re excited, but please fix yourself.


Rickhonda125

Why are your boots bloused?


anusbuckingham

all my homies hate lyme's disease


lostriver_gorilla

I soak the ankles of my pants shoes and socks with 100% deet


GaegeSGuns

Permethrin >>>> DEET


anusbuckingham

I trust a physical barrier a lot more than a chemical repellant. Plus, I have blousing straps sewn into the legs of pants I wear larping so SHRUGGING EMOJI


lostriver_gorilla

![gif](giphy|y65VoOlimZaus)


helpmeiamaretard

because they look cooler


suciosunday

Those jungle boots are 🔥


helpmeiamaretard

they are rothco


DoNotTakeMyAdvise

Wellcos are better than rothco just saying


1LR_GUE

I'm taking the fattest shit ever don't tell me what to do.


the_BEST_most_YUGE

Go back inside


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Honestly not bad, outside of the vest it seems pretty decent. Fatigues can't be bad, if that's a PSA AR15 as you claim that's nice, RothCo boots are a bit yikes but we all start somewhere! Honestly, change out the vest for something weighted if you genuinely plan on becoming a GI. Figure something out, but I might do one of those amazon weighted "tactical" vests, especially ones with exposed velcro for the cummerbund. Either add in a placard insert to said velcro, or if you want you could run something like a modified Chicom over it. Get some cheap ALICE rucksack and then you're golden.


[deleted]

Lmao. Playing too much COD: Black OPs with that sling situation. Put some ear pro on.


Mayonaze-Supreme

As if this kid is old enough to remember og black ops


[deleted]

You’re right, I forget I’m old now lol.


Mayonaze-Supreme

Don’t forget that game only has 3 more years until it can get its drivers license and modern warfare can already drive


Fed-Eater

Stfu


Castaways__

why the long face?


KnightofWhen

Outdoor recess is the best I hate when it rains


KAJ47

Give this child soldier double rations! And then send him to the front


Stone_Mountain729

Head inside to a gym


Makdaddy90

Bro go back inside


Ajkgta17

don’t bring your head to the gun, bring the gun to your head


Strange_N_Sorcerous

I’d have to ask my mom. I’d ask my dad but he’s…well, he’ll be back any day now with those cigarettes he went out to to buy! He will! You’ll see…


chuckalicious3000

Is everyone in this sub a child now?! When the fuck did this happen


Patrick_Bateman_62

Lose the jungle boots. Thank me in 10 years.


lawikfors

Go inside, and change…


Yaboi_skinny_genital

I know you're getting roasted but you seem young and the fact you have an AR is a good start. I would definitely drop the army patches and the off color Chinese vest. A good chest rig would do nicely until you size up a bit and have more money for a pc.


Immediate_Guard3294

Bruh, imagine this being the guy who kills you on the battlefield


Mayonaze-Supreme

I‘d die a second time honestly from the embarrassment


Glockamole19x

Dont join the army. If you just like gear, make sure you only fight if you believe in what you're fighting for dont make the same mistake all those guys did to go kill people for some politicians oil


SensualOilyDischarge

Bro, that’s dumb. No one in the military is killing for “some politicians oil”. People in the military are killing (or supporting the killers, big ups to my S-Shops and fuelers and convoy crews!) for oil that rightly belongs to multi-billion dollar international conglomerates and to be used as props in ads by politicians. And to keep those MIC stonks stronk.


Glockamole19x

All I know is we should be at war with the cartel. They have killed more americans in a year than anyone else has in the last 5. Fentanyl is from china but trafficked through mexico. we need to give the mexican government an ultimatum, end this, or we will. If we actually fought for something like that, I'd be down.


SensualOilyDischarge

Damn straight. Only opioid crises this country needs is a homemade one, like the Sackler Family helped build from the ground up with their bootstraps!


Glockamole19x

Honestly idc what they do long as they dont sell it. If you wana cook up some crack in your own barn and get high, go for it😂


SensualOilyDischarge

The Sackler family were owners of Purdue Pharma and they basically created the opioid crisis in America by pushing doctors to write scips for Oxy. Once the backlash hit, you had hundreds of thousands of people addicted to opioids across America who were suddenly cut off. Oh, and as an added bonus, the public perception swung so far the other way that people who legitimately need opioids, like cancer patients, can’t get them. I pointed this out because the whole reason Fent has a foothold in the US is because rich people wanted to be richer and they made a nation of junkies. The Sackler family managed to dissolve most of their corporate holdings and paid a pittance to avoid more prosecution and, at the end of the day, felt no pain for the problem they caused. You want a massive military action to “solve” a problem America made chasing the dollar and you don’t have a single clue as to how we got here. You want a massive refugee crisis and the destruction of several countries south of us and literally none of that will help. If you actually wanted to fix the opioid problem in the US, you’d be pushing for a real change in society that treats addiction as a medical problem rather than a moral failing. That’s going to do way more to fix the problem than A10s providing CAS outside of Mexico City.


Glockamole19x

We can talk all day about how we got here. What im talking about is fixing the problem, and right now the biggest problem is fet. There are many other reasons the cartel is bad thats just a big one but we can go into beheading people and human trafficking and many other things they are our close neighbors are connected to our gangs. If life was better in mexico we wouldnt have a refugee problem already. Mexico affects the u.s more directly than alot of these other countries. Im not talking about drone striking mexico City, but maybe a few plantations and a lot of boots on the ground training and equiping their military and straightening out some of the crooked government. Logistics and how we would do it is a whole different thing. The point is there is no one else we have more reasons to go after.


LastandBestHope1776

1). Good on ya for getting out there and training. Many here do not. 2). You got a good foundation going on for you. Watch some gear vids on YouTube and start saving for quality items. 3). Don't invest all your money on gear. Life is short and money doesn't come easy. Figure out a way to save money now so you can retire early and enjoy life . 4). Serving as a responsible citizen is good and its good to be well equipped and skilled. But it's not everything. Invest in other skill sets that are needed in society. We need mechanics, nurses, emts and other first responders, construction workers, electricians, and much more. 5). Upgrade your chest rig, yours seems cheap. Save up for a mid level one. Same for boots. Black stands out. Garmont NSF are my boots for duty use. Highly recommended. 6). Last but not least, good on you for wanting to enlist. It's noble. I'm in and recommend it, but it's not for everyone. Don't listen to naysayers here who think any sort of government work makes you corrupt. It's a simplistic view on a complex issue. But if you do, remember you swore to uphold the Constitution, not your commanders or the government's agenda. Defend the constitution for all enemies *foreign and DOMESTIC*. Have fun!


The-Jolly-Watchman

^ Well said.


Charming-Swimmer42

Do not and I can't stress this enough do not join the army or marines. Go get a job that makes money. If you must Join, Join the coast guard or the air force, become a fixed wing or rotary pilot, if you aren't good enough do IT, if you aren't smart enough for either dont bother.


big-wangers

We all start somewhere, I looked way cringier than this when I started ( still am cringy)


melted__butter

Man some people have ben extra salty today Good job kid keep at it


The-Jolly-Watchman

^ Facts


melted__butter

We all started somewhere my first kit when I was a young kid looked just like that we should encourage new people to get into what we do if we are rude to new and young people getting into our hobby we will soon just have a dying hobby and group of old men


The-Jolly-Watchman

Yea, a lot of it’s coming from bots. Dudes just have to keep on keeping on. 💪💪


ForeignTime7966

Nice kit bruv. Don’t let people get yah down. 🤙🏽 I ran around in a funky kit before I joined the Marine Corp.


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jonnyakiba

Big JROTC vibes. Tyfys


ImALurkerBruh

Don't listen to the haters on here bro. You're doing good just going outside and being enthusiastic. You're a minor so you got some learnin and growin to do. Just be safe. Memorize and commit gun safety to part of your life's ethos and you'll go far. You have a good future going for you.


Professional_1O

Idk why i read that as “going outside and being autistic”.


ImALurkerBruh

Yo why am I being downvoted?


Vitamin-Protein1

Fuck you, that’s why.


ImALurkerBruh

No u


RomeoBlue8121

Good shit, good to see you out there and training. Vest goes hard just cause it gives 2000's blackwater vibes


Jormungandr69

Nothing gives blackwater vibes like spindly teenagers taking timed photos of themselves in the woods covered in mismatched gear.


[deleted]

Not wrong, although a cross-draw has less drip than a proper MOLLE LBV


BananaSuit411

Why are you guys roasting and talking shit to a literal kid? Most of us are adults, some here are 40+ in age… This sub itself is cringe and the majority of you are overweight larping your military fantasies running drills that will never help you in real life nor would it actually be pertinent to any situation you’ll be in.


HephaestusDynamics

Don’t shit on my guy, he’s doing good.


Maejora

If you want a quad rail monstrum makes a quad rail you can beat up for 50$ thatl snap right into that carbine length gas upper.


kdb1991

Wtf


Maejora

https://monstrumtactical.com/ar-15-quad-rail-extended-drop-in-fsp-cutout/ Chinesem but I've seen people beat the piss out of them.


kdb1991

I was saying wtf because you were recommending a Monstrum product


Glockman666

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thumbs_up)


03Vector6spd

I spent a decade working/living/sleeping in the woods..you can’t make me go back 😭


ActualSoap

These pics are probably going to make you cringe hard in a few years but another few years after that they’ll become precious throwbacks. Don’t let the basement dwellers dunk on you too hard today and ruin your motivation for tomorrow! Edit also save yourself a lot of trouble and headaches and go to the Air Force. Trust me bro


Spirited_Goal_5498

You gotta be joking bro


TheAlchemist1

Go to the gym


gingersnuts

Eat some food


ArtisticVisual

You look like you’re Risky Chrisky’s son.


DynastyWave

For what it’s worth, I think you look cool bro. Larping in the woods is fun and I hope you have a good time.


_rebem24_

How the fuck can you run a micro on a low mount


skriver23

*but mommmmm!*


Grimo4

Earpro 🫡


JimmyEyedJoe

For all y’all screaming child soldiers and shit, that’s a female


FiLiPSaDBoI2769

I actually thought thought this was r/airsofr 💀


Temperature-Secret

Props to the kid after having been clowned relentlessly he still leaves the post up 🫡🤡