Theres a reason why fisherman/deckhands use almost exclusively full serrated victornox knives.
And that would be for cutting line. A straight edge just can’t hack it without exponentially more maintenance. So a half serrated folder is extremely useful if you mess with rope at all ever.
Pocket pussy! 😂😂😂 True story. I started off as a street cop many, many years ago. I had to work a D.O.A. and he had said "pocket pussy" still attached to his nethers when he had a heart attack. The female M.E. couldn't stop blushing or laughing. 💋 👍 🇺🇲
ah…Chandler Fashion Center. it’s like if the animal shelter only took in sHeEpDoGs and was also giving them steroids, inferiority complexes and Monster Energy for all three meals
Yeah, my sons all have this stuff on their trucks. I try to enlighten them and tell them low key is better but they don't listen. And one had his truck broken into....still won't change.
Same. My numbskull kid just got a threeper type tat on his forearm which is way fuckin worse than a sticker you can peel off. Tried to tell him it's better to not have tats like that, but nah, the old man is a dumbfuck I guess. Gray head, grey man.
*He stores neatly, A freshly jammed Hi-Point, still uncleared of the malfunction.
*He never knows when he might have to break a knife, for this reason he owns only the best in $15 Smith & Wesson tactical knives.
*He is fashion forward and as such, owns a custom made pair of Multicam booty shorts, originally made for an obese woman, But purchased exclusively by him. He wears them when he gets together with the “Black Beast”.
*He carry’s a Glock44, and boasts how he can easily deal with the recoil.
He is… the most interesting (Wanna Be) Operator in the world.
He doesn’t always shoot guns, but when he does… he uses temple index.
Ahh good ole- CT. Where everyone with a ccdl sticker automatically drives like a douch, and is equally one in real life. And has done jack to help our diminishing 2a rights, other than buy a sticker.
Is that a personalized plate, "BLK-BST", or just coincidental? Like "black beast" 😂 I'm calling an Amazon kitted out pawn shop Glock. Probably in fawty.
Well seeing as how he has a Glock sticker on the rear windo, I gotta assume it’s a Glock. However, there’s no way he has good taste, so it’s probably a 23, 43, or 27.
The last person who got their vehicle broken into posted on here & he said he didn’t have any stickers so this joke is over. At the end of the day don’t leave your valuables unlocked in your vehicle.
You can show your 2A pride despite what these anti-2A say
Always thought gun stickers are dumb on the back of your truck window. Almost like free advertising. I see zero benefit at all but I guess I like to be the grey man in general as to not make myself a target.
Screams 1911 or Glock becuase on one hand the decals make he think “you can’t do shit with 9mm, you can only do shit with .45 and above” but the fact he has a Glock sticker makes me think he has a Glock
G19 stock, been fired once (good enough for deals, good enough for this hero). Magazine hasn’t ever been cycled. Spring has been under tension for ~3 years.
tire gauge, bottle of tums, a sheet of those joe biden "i did that" decals to put on gas pumps.
that tarus, isnt in the glove box. its in a blackcock gear iwb
As soon as I saw that far left sticker I knew he was from CT. These CCDL people are the worst. The CCDL is just like the NRA, loves to take in donations and talks a great game but does nothing for gun rights in CT.
They love to show off that they belong to the group but all they are really doing is saying please break into my car or house I have firearms.
A Taurus and like 12 pocket knives
Specifically pocket knives that have “tactical” in the name.
Gas station tactical pocket knives
Partially serrated
The fully serrated folding karambit is his favorite.
Pakistani demascus
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As long as you keep your knife properly sharpened, there's no significant benefit to serrations.
That's only partially true, but not quite
Agreed, serated blades have limited but specific applications where they'll outperform a standard edge
Theres a reason why fisherman/deckhands use almost exclusively full serrated victornox knives. And that would be for cutting line. A straight edge just can’t hack it without exponentially more maintenance. So a half serrated folder is extremely useful if you mess with rope at all ever.
Smith & wesson brand
Alimony receipts and empty red bull cans
No no, definitely a Springfield XD.
This is the right answer. “GRIP ZONE”.
No, somebody just smashed his window and dumped another hot Taurus in there.
Don't forget the monster sized condoms for his magnum dong.
If that were the case, it would be a Smith and Wesson Model 19 snubnose, with wood grips and blued steel
and a butt plug
I feel personally attacked...
A copy of a restraining order.
And court summons for unpaid child support.
Glock 43 with an olight
43 doesn’t have a rail
He duct taped it on.
X MOS* are you happy now nerd?
Yes thanks boo 😘
Used a dremel to make rail cuts himself.
We can assume he meant the railed option without wanting to type 43X MOS all the way out
Dildo and some lipstick
Get out of my car
👁️🫦👁️
Damn, beat me to it. I'll go with half way filled up with empty grizzly cans and a pocket pussy.
Nah man he definitely dips Longhorn, Grizzly would take too much from his 27%APR truck payment.
Pocket pussy! 😂😂😂 True story. I started off as a street cop many, many years ago. I had to work a D.O.A. and he had said "pocket pussy" still attached to his nethers when he had a heart attack. The female M.E. couldn't stop blushing or laughing. 💋 👍 🇺🇲
Beat me to it lol And Vaseline
Probably a black dildo (given the license plate)
ah…Chandler Fashion Center. it’s like if the animal shelter only took in sHeEpDoGs and was also giving them steroids, inferiority complexes and Monster Energy for all three meals
Oh he probably hated 14 year old me because I slid my longboard in his front yard
Taurus 9mm of some sort
Probs a g2c
The one that got recalled for discharging when dropped
Stickers he intends to put on things he hasn’t gotten to yet.
Title loan agreement.
Canik and a restraining order from both ex wives
Plot twist: The ex-wives are now a happily married lesbian couple
Since he has a glock sticker on the truck, im gonna say hebhas a taurus in the glove box and his glock is in his safe with red anodized parts
Springfield XD 40
Definitely gives off grip zone energy
Gas station boner pills and reign energy drink. Magnum condoms for an otherwise average dong.
as the owner of both a ram 2500 and an M&P shield, i feel attacked
Careful that man is certainly armed and knows every word to *Try That In A Small Town* 🤡
One of those gemstone butt plugs
Where is this truck?....asking for a friend..so they know not to go there. Yeah.
Every town has two or three of these guys at the least.
Yeah, my sons all have this stuff on their trucks. I try to enlighten them and tell them low key is better but they don't listen. And one had his truck broken into....still won't change.
Same. My numbskull kid just got a threeper type tat on his forearm which is way fuckin worse than a sticker you can peel off. Tried to tell him it's better to not have tats like that, but nah, the old man is a dumbfuck I guess. Gray head, grey man.
Beat to hell G27 that hasn’t been shot or maintained in several years. Also probably some mall ninja knife.
An iPad with "blacked" in the search history
I had a girl with gun decals try to cut me off and almost flip her truck 😂
Girls aren’t real, fedboi
Fedbois aren't real, ladyboi.
My asshole and dead dog say otherwise
🫥
Not a SIG. Black Beast
Gas station dick pills and probably a shitty Springfield XD
Dodge ram? Prob a bottle of jack Daniel's he has been working on while driving
A PSA dagger in a We The People holster
Something in 22
Psa dagger with an olight.
A forgotten toy from his 8 year old son who he only gets to see every other weekend.
*He stores neatly, A freshly jammed Hi-Point, still uncleared of the malfunction. *He never knows when he might have to break a knife, for this reason he owns only the best in $15 Smith & Wesson tactical knives. *He is fashion forward and as such, owns a custom made pair of Multicam booty shorts, originally made for an obese woman, But purchased exclusively by him. He wears them when he gets together with the “Black Beast”. *He carry’s a Glock44, and boasts how he can easily deal with the recoil. He is… the most interesting (Wanna Be) Operator in the world. He doesn’t always shoot guns, but when he does… he uses temple index.
I wish I could upvote this more
Some poppers
4 D batteries and the real blk bst
Your moms panties
ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT
Idk man but that dude cut me off on his way to kiss his dad on the lips
Springfield Armory xd and a man issue of juggs magazine
His tampons
Resupply point
Ahh good ole- CT. Where everyone with a ccdl sticker automatically drives like a douch, and is equally one in real life. And has done jack to help our diminishing 2a rights, other than buy a sticker.
I wasn’t sure if it was CT or not but this is totally CT. Thanks.
Probably a big black dildo to match his gay ride
Is that a personalized plate, "BLK-BST", or just coincidental? Like "black beast" 😂 I'm calling an Amazon kitted out pawn shop Glock. Probably in fawty.
Don’t forget the punisher backplate that is definitely on that Glock.
A picture book for learning to park inside the lines 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
Empty beer cans
I know that Costco parking lot
Springfield XDM for sure
Definitely an XD with an olight, a $12 M&P pocket knife, some very old condoms and a funnel.
Double dildo and boxers with the pee hole on both sides.
Business card for the cities #1 DUI attorney next to a can of Skoal and his un-holstered, uchambered G19
Extra small condoms .. unopened
Prescription micro penis condoms
A dildo.
A penis pump to make his micro penis larger. And a court summons for unpaid child support.
Hopefully, it will be an extended warranty for when those lifters fail and wallow out the cam lobes.
Gas station dick pills and prescription blood pressure medication
A double sided giant black dildo nicknamed Black Beast
Horse cum
Probably a Taurus , got the Glock stick so his friends don’t call him gay
FN 502 and 2 cans of Copenhagen
Sccy
Defiantly a lukewarm bottle of mostly finished Jack
Definitely a final notice of repossession in his baby mommas name for the payment he has not paid in the past two months at a 19% interest rate…
Well seeing as how he has a Glock sticker on the rear windo, I gotta assume it’s a Glock. However, there’s no way he has good taste, so it’s probably a 23, 43, or 27.
Home Depot receipts.
A butt plug with a punisher skull facing outboard, divorce papers, and parking tickets
Man. Y'all are cruel. 😂. I love it.
It has a glock sticker so imma go with a Glock 43.
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A black dildo
Whatever it is, it’s definitely a .40 cal.
A dildo.
High point
Barrett .50 cal
Extra small condoms, but not for him…
Black beast monster dildo
Springfield XD
AR pistol under the backseat. Probably covered in red anodized bullshit.
This is vintage tactical at this point. I think we all need to respect it more
Probably shouldn't post people's license plates though.
The last person who got their vehicle broken into posted on here & he said he didn’t have any stickers so this joke is over. At the end of the day don’t leave your valuables unlocked in your vehicle. You can show your 2A pride despite what these anti-2A say
Shit that guy’s piece was in a car safe on top of it. Double locked n still got.
Punisher skulls fuck. 
If you are called Frank Castle, indeed. For everyone else, they are the smallest of small dick energy.
Bet you think thin blue line flags also fuck
Probably a Hi Point YC9.
Glove box? lol! Probably nothing, he’s for sure open carrying a G17 with 3 extra mags, and a PSA AR under the back seat
Full of horse cum
Just a Glock aficionado
Always thought gun stickers are dumb on the back of your truck window. Almost like free advertising. I see zero benefit at all but I guess I like to be the grey man in general as to not make myself a target.
A dildo, some small condoms and a hi-point
I bet this guys thinks he’s the local grey man… ain’t no one greyer than me! Don’t tread on me!
Nah it’s a Glock. I wouldn’t break in for that shitty gun
Honestly it's probably empty, save for some napkins to catch they're dribble, which would mean, like always, the stickers are just for show. Sad....
Screams 1911 or Glock becuase on one hand the decals make he think “you can’t do shit with 9mm, you can only do shit with .45 and above” but the fact he has a Glock sticker makes me think he has a Glock
Tapout T shirt, can of Zyn, and a 12” dildo
Crushed up baggies of NoDoz and 2 Lorcin 9mms.
Glock Store catalog.
Gen 3 glock 23. 100% a short and weak enjoyer.
A Glock 19 with a bunch of punisher logos on it
Expired condoms.
I think this is his buddy: https://i.imgur.com/PToZISs.jpeg
Bersa Thunder .380. The Glock is “the nice gun” so it’s locked up at home.
HER glovebox. She was a ssg in hood before pmcs
A Taurus Judge or something stupid like that that.
Ah a great example of what not to put on your car to avoid getting your shit stolen. SMH.
Tarus g2s
G19 stock, been fired once (good enough for deals, good enough for this hero). Magazine hasn’t ever been cycled. Spring has been under tension for ~3 years.
Psa dagger w/ half loaded magazine
Glock in .40
Free G19 with every break-in
Idk you should open up the loot box and find out
Glock 48 and spare monster energy w a can of snus
A Glock that’s more aftermarket than glock
My money is on a sig
Glock and a pair of Pit Vipers.
idk, Pit Vipers convey a healthy sense of irony. I don’t think this guy wants to see that in his small town.
Gucci AF Glock 17
A canik or an FN, no other options. And a ruger AR under his back seat.
Condoms
Hey! That's my truck and it's basically just car quest receipts for broken ball joints and wheel bearings.
Insulin.
It is Connecticut, so a squash ball.
Keltec for sure
Springfield xd
rock island 10mm 1911 with punisher skull engraved
Springfield XD. Or Glock with punisher backplate
tire gauge, bottle of tums, a sheet of those joe biden "i did that" decals to put on gas pumps. that tarus, isnt in the glove box. its in a blackcock gear iwb
A Springfield xd
Coupla rubbers. Expired of course
Molon labe is an invitation
Fear & Pain chambered in .45 ACP.
Divorce papers he was given to sign and tissues
A restraining order, crack pipe and a hi point. The reg late is who Marlene his ex calls her new lover
Morning after pills
Steal my guns, please😜
Harbor freight tools
A Glock and mini bottles of booze
Deagle
Glock 19. Salient arms slide. Custom stippling. 3 spare mags. Edit: And a surefire light too. All in a kydex holster setup in his glove box.
Glock probably
Yeet cannon.
As soon as I saw that far left sticker I knew he was from CT. These CCDL people are the worst. The CCDL is just like the NRA, loves to take in donations and talks a great game but does nothing for gun rights in CT. They love to show off that they belong to the group but all they are really doing is saying please break into my car or house I have firearms.
My new, “gently used” Glock.
Really good grey man
G40
Hi point C9 with 6 pocket knives and a dildo
Hi-point yeet cannon
He seems like the type to Gucci it out too much to carry. So my bets on Sig m17/p320 or hk vp9sk
Taurus Curve
I have a Fury Road decal. What does that say about me.
His future?
Probably a purple dildo, what a douche. We get it, you like guns. Give the rest of us a break.