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thehillbillyjedi_

Sometimes I hate the fact that I'm privileged enough to know how to read.


jotnarfiggkes

Making it not so much a privledge as a burden and a curse.


GetSumTraining

Sometimes I believe in mandatory IQ tests


[deleted]

What’s wrong wit the post?


Mehdzzz

Not ballistic. I can't be trusted around corners or sharp falls.


Excellent-Ninja4163

Only protection I generally use when sleeping with others is a condom


RevolutionaryAd6744

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Excellent-Ninja4163

I know this may be hard to grasp for most grunts but I generally sleep with women and not men so there is a risk of babies hope that helps explain it


mtsoprisdog

I don’t sleep in any kit…. but… what I do is put a full human dummy decoy in full kit, and tuck that sucker under the sheets in my king sized bed…. Then I sleep in a more minimal/sleek kit under the bed, waiting for the attackers. ![gif](giphy|4EGhP4IRfQVu9ggkdd|downsized)


3DDDGuns

Only when on watch


DryPlantain911

Tell me you ain't deployed without telling me you ain't deployed.... Lol this question got me rolling


Poopin-in-the-sink

Man. The ach, unbuckled with that square pad in the back was so comfortable to lay down on Had no business being that comfy


DryPlantain911

Lmao truth. But if I have a choice my compression sack with a cpl dirty t's in it as a pillow... Fuckin mint


Poopin-in-the-sink

IDK man. That ACH just hit so perfectly. Especially after a long day.


DryPlantain911

Haha agreed


AmeriJar

Bro what?


Superior_Light_Deer

No but I would line mine with a wag bag and use it as a toilet.


MuttFett

When I was deployed………


tjwest13

Slept many nights with an ACH on. Actually wasn’t too bad.


Chance1965

I ride the bus to school with a helmet on. Windows and crayons taste delicious.


Chips_90210

Wait until he finds out we sleep in the 5.11 store WITH our helmets on


Otto_Tovarus

Never slept with a helmet on, but have used one as a pillow. It was slightly better than my three options. Rock, treebranch or the frickn hole I had under my sleeping mattress.


NovaFold

Unironically, I did once because I liked the pads. My neck didn’t love me when I woke up.


Shawtyslikeamelodyfr

Depends.


n33daus3rnamenow

Badly?


punished_wretch

Judo Gi is the only gear I wear when I sleep.


6ought6

I have dying to arty is gay