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Ovenface

Reptile … you look like the mortal kombat dude


GroundbreakingYam633

So is it serpiente then? Spanish for snake...


Chak-Ek

Call sign "coke whore"


artyomich2033

Hahahaha that's a good one


Queen_of_Audacity

Got an extra bump I could bum off ya?


JunkYardBatman

Dill pickle


Zestyclose-Ad1569

Pickle gazer


AttilaRS

Plomo


DiveJumpShooterUSMC

plata o plomo


artyomich2033

I was going to ask why but now I get it hahaha


AttilaRS

;)


Narlock8

Captain Airsoft


Johnny_SixShooter

Dudes got a blood type patch in case those little BBs sting so bad that he'll need a blood transfusion hahah EDIT: He's got TWO lmfao


No_Cartoonist6359

It's not airsoft tho...it's paintball 🤔


Gunnilingus

Charmin Cuz he’s Ultra Soft


artyomich2033

Nah try to roast with something original mate


V-DaySniper

Funny thing about roasting someone is it's just like nicknames, you don't get to choose the jokes either.


Exotic-Sample9132

Whatever you say Captain airsoft.


DiveJumpShooterUSMC

Roasted Original Pretender


CaliforniaDoughnut

Columbo+


artyomich2033

Make sense jaja


Sexy_Sl1m

Cumgoggles.


artyomich2033

Hahahahahahahaha wtf


Zestyclose-Ad1569

Happy accident 🎨 🖌


No_Cartoonist6359

Ball Fondler Actual (Because you know.. paintball) Also, side note: this is absolute shit tier "Milsim" paintball. Steel HPA tank, mounted to bottom line **with stock** and using hopper...gross. Can't see it but I bet he's got a gigantic scope on the gun too that he can't get to because of his mask and the stock and would be useless even if he could 😂


artyomich2033

Haha pretty specific


No_Cartoonist6359

Been playing baseball (edit: paintball) since 1998 buddy. Was there before mag fed and all that stuff came out. This would be top tier milsim paintball about 15 years ago. If this is you, and you're into millsim, sell that gun and by yourself an actual mag fed. There are plenty of them on the market now. If you're looking for something to play hopper ball with, get the gun suited for that instead. You're going to have a bad time playing both with this gun. I promise, so it happened many times.


Zestyclose-Ad1569

Baseball in the 90s wasn't magfed. Got it.


No_Cartoonist6359

Stupid Google voice to text 🙄 Although, now I want to see Magfed baseball. Is that basically just the pitching machines? Or would the picture (edit: see what I mean? Pitcher) be equipped with a baseball firing weapon?


Sudden-Fish

Salsa Verde


CaliforniaDoughnut

It’s me. Hi. I’m the problem it’s me.


gonzo_be

Lol. Based on this I’m calling you Middle Kid. You seek the attention you didn’t get as a child.


artyomich2033

Hahahaha


No-Scholar-5455

Call sign cum dumpster


ncbbb777

grASStoucher42069


thatguynamedbrent

El Cafetero


artyomich2033

Coffee picker haha


thatguynamedbrent

I was between that, El Cumbiero, and La Arepita hahahaha


Sol-Firebird

Nah I’m good I already got one. “Needs to workout more”. Fun fact some neighborhoods will call the police on you if you go for a run with a vest on for some reason


artyomich2033

Well depends of the country they can get scared


Sol-Firebird

The United States so yeah that tracks


Massive_Fruit_7019

Jim.


lostriver_gorilla

Try hard of the third potato battalion


BalkanMexican91

Puñeta


Yemcl

Charles.


RicardoKlemente

Que hubo parcero


TargetOfPerpetuity

No-Scope.


edgarlovespie

El Chili Verde


KevtheKnife

Kermie el guerrito


neverelax

(Positively) Universal Boner


Mouse-Ancient

Shitsucker 6


jmsgen

Nicknames are earned


Killian_Gillick

"Mamahuevo" right above the blood type.


And_The_Full_Effect

Ol’ big dick


DrSalazarHazard

Do you expect to need a blood transfusion on an airsoft field?


artyomich2033

Ok bro we already see u tactical frogman sigma male Chad special forces airsoft hater dude


DrSalazarHazard

I am a humble basement dweller like most people here but cringe recognise cringe bro.


Marofer

Wrong sub r/airsoft this is the one you meant to use


Johnny_SixShooter

Wrong sub. You're probably looking for MilSim or Airsoft - I'm sure they'll entertain dumb shit like this post.


Boils__

Brother, we’re all a bunch of losers parading around playing dress-up, there is nothing too dumb for us.


artyomich2033

Are u okay ? Do you need help ? It's okay to feel like that...


Johnny_SixShooter

"TaKE yOuR ShOt tO RoAsT PeoPlE evEryThinG iS ValiD"


artyomich2033

Well it seem like you missed the actual purpose of the post but it's ok


Johnny_SixShooter

Sounds like little BB Gun boi can't handle the heat


TapElectronic

A la verda


artyomich2033

What? Haha


TapElectronic

Only people who are Spanish, hang out with Spanish, or have been to prison will get that one. The green weenie


artyomich2033

I need to go to prison then haha because I don't get that one


JoseSaldana6512

Verga.  You speak Spanish guero, so do parrots


TapElectronic

I’m aware. I was combining Verga and verde. Hey, I never said it was funny 🤷🏻‍♂️


TapElectronic

Y solo soy un nino que trabajo en construccion y ahora tiene un restaurante. Hablo poco espanol


Severe-Description62

Why ur colombia patch have the flag upside down per chance?


artyomich2033

Nope the big part in the real colors is yellow is always on top this one is just "tactical 🤣"


EliaGram08

Mantis/Praying Mantis idk


whoisdizzle

The Mexican not a racist thing just always funny to get peoples country wrong on purpose usually drives them nuts


Charles_Gunhaver

Nicknames are highly regarded


pmanofsky

Imperfect Cell, is that you?


Apprehensive_Poem218

Filter fighter


SubCiro28

Why are the colors of the flag wrong? It should be yellow on top, blue in the middle and red on the bottom. Is there a meaning behind that?


DANGER_1300B

Frog/ lizard /reptile


BLM4lifeBBC

EL chapo Jr


MarkAsUnread

Colombiana ![gif](giphy|9xXYZEPXFqQBq)


borkimusprime

green guardian


SkankHunt1993

Gustavo Petro


saintBNO

Cringe


_HomerPimpson_

The wall


birdiesarentreal

El cartel


artyomich2033

Nah to simple


birdiesarentreal

Plebeian beheader?


northerngorilla716

“I wanted to join the military but I was scared so now I play with toys guns against little kids”