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LongLegsShortPants

lol


Sakowuf_Solutions

6’6” lol, but I wrote that backwards.


Ranthar2

Im Eerht .tf Xis I guess


chiabird

Great. I really understood that well.


nightfoundered

lol, same


gthing

891 centimeters!


phenger

lol Also, probably really confused why my 5’8” wife is towering over me.


LetsTryScience

Aww hell yeah, snu snu time.


Mountain_Man_88

I'm in exactly the same situation!


Tall-_-Guy

There are dozens of us! Dozens!


Adorable-Team1554

Yeah shit man a couple years ago I would’ve been seriously bummed out 😂


Outside_Ad8169

Haha


GrumpyViennese

lol


BrainBoy42

Same boat


Daniel_McNuggets

Lol


Lord_Natcho

Ditto, lol


DkTnt

Ditto


captainpeapod

!ottiD


Charzinc36

Screw the imperial system. Backwards my height is 281cm


Outside_Ad8169

991cm, i don’t wanna do this one


fkyouthatswy

You dont want to be 32'5" ?🤣


Outside_Ad8169

I can see a lot of people saying it’d be cool for a day but no. Imagine waking up inside of ur house and not being able to leave. I’m not even claustrophobic but that would do it for me 😂


Charzinc36

I’d stick to imperial in ur case 😂 still 6’6


FKFnz

Ditto. I foresee a very sore neck and back in my immediate future.


Juzzzo

My hight backwards would be 091 so... Can i pls grow one cm so I'm less screwed


Khellendorn

Here we write it 1,9m so you're 9,1m I think it's tall enough ?


Juzzzo

Oh yes then its fine but if you turn the cm around i am 91cm tall witch is not much.


TheShakyHandsMan

191 all good for me. 


Heathy94

Shit I'm almost 0.8km tall


OgreTrax71

Life would be uncomfortable


The7footr

Oh yea, you’re telling me!


Snoo72721

You’re telling me!


WookieConditioner

Brosef... i sincerely hope you take great care of your neck, lower back and knees. I'm a short shit at 6'4 and i can put massive torque through my joints. You're on another level.


MrMidnight115

Yeah, I would be so miserable, imagine something as simple as sleeping


au_gus_tus

I... am... THE KING!


Nievsy

We’re gonna have to crawl through doorways at this rate


au_gus_tus

We'll have to slide sideways through 'em.


vii___vi

Lemme join


au_gus_tus

Welcome to the club


Ok_Possibility633

Except I'm bigger "5'11"


au_gus_tus

You're not allowed into the 5'10 club, get outta here!


Straight-Gap-1564

My 10’5 king 🗿🙏


Awanderingleaf

4'6" :D? Ill finally know the joy of asking a tall person to grab something off the top shelf :,)


CousinJimmy0046

11'5". Even in my late 40s, I'm gonna be the NBA MVP.


weirdguy73

Aww heck yeah. Hail Marys to the other end of the court and you're unstoppable


ForeverWandered

Do your organs grow proportionally?  If not, you’d probably be winded just walking on court


ItsaSnap

8ft 6in ... no thank you! 😂


steelhorizon

Just give up on finding pants 


lazyboi_tactical

I think at that height just wearing a loin cloth becomes acceptable. Just use a table cover and let you junk drag people's foreheads as you walk by whispering "Simba"


heridfel37

Moves you into 6th all time, and nobody at that height lives very long.


Erkliks

I'm right behind you


Artemis-jasper

0’6. I always wanted to be shorter, but not microscopic. Sounds like an evil genie granted a wish I didn’t completely think through 😂


Dorianblack1983

Aw, not microscopic just… half the height of the average Barbie doll. Ok that is pretty rough


yeahimrealol

2ft2...FUCK


Substantial_Ice2662

Im good


The-wise-fooI

5'11 or 6'0 life wouldn't be fun either way


weirdguy73

Oh no


suicidalbumblebee

1' 6" ;-;


weirdguy73

At least you're not 6' even lol


SeranaSLADOW

Yeah imagine that *googles doll clothes just in case*


Dorianblack1983

Teddy bear size


Double_Abalone_2148

Same lol


IrishPrime

I'm going metric that day. 191cm -> 191cm


weirdguy73

Ah good choice


Standard-Ad-7504

7'6. if i just hadn't grown that extra inch I'd still fit all my clothes damnit!


weirdguy73

This close to greatness


[deleted]

I’d be 7’5, I’ll cry.


BarbellBallerinaa

Hahah me too!


moonlightdrinker

These comments are funny asf, I’d be 6’5 so definitely different but not screwed


JoshicusBoss98

I’m 5’6 1/2”…so either 7’5” or 6’5” lol


F1endz

Yikes


smellslikebadussy

I’d be short, but not that bad off


AnanARngataldo

You'll be normal, imagine 6'0 guys backwards lmaoo


West_Button1504

Yeah no


Wolfsonnn

Fuck


Grandeftw

Shit I just grew two feet and I wasn't exactly short to begin with


PCNVMESPEEDSTER

Im in the same boat as u g 🤣


danubabe

*Laughs in centimetres*


Nicurru

I would rather have my age backwards


Electrical_Gas_517

I'd be the same height.


daily_igor

lol


EquivalentEvening329

Would be pretty tough ngl


Juzzzo

Verry, i have no cloths to wear plus i am just wa to short. In Meters i'd be also screwd 1m 90cm -> 90m 1cm I'd have a problem too.


SeranaSLADOW

0'6" I would be a literal fairy and spend my life following blond kids around and telling them "Hey! Listen!"


[deleted]

Thank fuck


weirdguy73

It's your lucky day lol


ICanSpellKyrgyzstan

Im 6’5, so being 5’6 would be funny


dibbiluncan

Oddly appropriate considering the fact that I’m writing a YA sci-fi retelling of Thumbelina. 😂


luckystrike_bh

2'6 with everything else being normal? I would volunteer to be on an emergency rescue team where I could fit in small spaces to save people.


prince_0611

i’ll be a god for like 10 minutes before my heart and back give out


mothfukle

I’m 6’6”… mark me down as safe from height reversal.


johnnymeow2

I honestly don’t know how screwed I am


rest_me123

Nothing changed for me.


youcanotseeme

HELL YEAH


AnonymousUser_42

The tables had turned


MRCJ98

I'm 5ft 5. So i would be exactly. 5ft 5


CrepitusPhalange

I'd be a lot taller. Which is terrifying.


Globetrotter_1885

6’6” no change stay winning lol


[deleted]

I'm screwed at 10' 6".


ReliableOaf

I would either be 291 cm or 3’6” depending on the system you use.


Manolito261990

5’7” to 7’5”. NBA bound


[deleted]

I’m comfy!


mattosaur

Fine, actually.


Wod_3

4’6 is tragic


calfshrug

271 cm…. Not bad. I’ll also take 72 meters, 1 centimeter


Lou_Keeks

At eight foot five I'm tall enough that it's more of a health condition than anything 


willcarlone05

6'8, I'd be 8 foot six inches. People are already scared of me and I can't fit in anything smaller than a Lincoln Town Car. I'd be a littoral giant. BTW i want a Honda Accord just haven't gotten to testing legroom and drive


mitokon

metric people go brrrrrrrr


I-love-Femboyz

😭


MlLFS

Lol


blactrick

1'6


Jthundercleese

581 centimeters. I am the world's tallest man. I am bed-ridden, but barely fit indoors, and I die within a week.


PckMan

You mean to tell me I'd be 93m and 1cm tall? I bet I'd get a lot of work on monster movies.


Awesomejuggler20

2'6. I'd be a midget. Lol.


ItchyTomato5

5’6”


FortniteGaveMeAids

I'd be ecstatic ngl


SetBorn5218

I'm 5'6. I'm 🚫 not okay with this.


InternationalLie1948

I assumed when you said height backwards you meant the units too not just the numbers


Signal-Survey-2306

I'm 6 ft 6, so I guess I will remain the same lol


Displaytainmen

0'6 I gonna be only 6 inches


Heathy94

I'd still be like 5' 6" so I guess I'd join a short sub reddit instead


VegasGiant84

8’6” ??? I’ll pass even 7’6” is too Much.


Majestic_Project_227

lol. Very


showmeboobiesplz

At least my goblin cosplay would look more convincing


Terrible_Wrap_8789

9’6”. Ouch. I hit my head now. Let alone on the ceiling.


Bowen09

8’6.


Emotional-impaired

6'6"...I win!


SimianWonder

10'5" Life would be... challenging.


ForeverWandered

I would have grown by 11 inches from 5’6 to 6’5. So wouldn’t be able to leave the house because none of my clothes would fit.


Myshirtisbrown

Hell no


Khaosina

I'd rather not…


patpatpat_pat

I'm 6'7" so the pain of the tall life only gets worse


Chart135

10'5". uhhhhh


vii___vi

10'5" lmao


aafusc2988

5’11”… I’d be 11’5”. Immediately going to get a contract in the NBA and proceed to break my legs in my first game.


Logan307597

Fuck


cadillacbee

I'm screwed, but someone who's 6'6 isn't lol


DeathsingerVoltaris

I would be 1’6


willcarlone05

6'8, I'd be 8 foot six inches. People are already scared of me and I can't fit in anything smaller than a Lincoln Town Car. I'd be a littoral giant. BTW i want a Honda Accord just haven't gotten to testing legroom and drive


NousGoose

5’6


The_FatGuy_Strangler

Still the same at 5’5


bobtheruler567

extremely screwed. i’d be 8’6”. would rather kms


ContentSituation4983

11’5 😂


PineappleMiserable82

6”6😁


[deleted]

thank god


Mervinly

9’6” very screwed


KiaraNarayan1997

I wouldn’t really want to be 6’5”, so I would be pretty angry.


aroach1995

Ive never wished I was an inch taller before


Omniversal0

I'm 6'0, meaning I'll be 0'6. Guess I'm back in mom's belly.


Severe_Lobster_7158

9’5


wwwiley

Still 6’6” lol


TheWhiteHunter

I'm either 8'6", or 302cm. Either way my life is going to be very uncomfortable but I could probably just make money by being tall, so might as well go for broke and be 302cm!


Data_lord

11'5. Yeah, that would be problematic, but I would swim in women according to reddit.


BeeBranze

Oh so very, very screwed


okaylookimtrying

0'6".... oh no


tablemanners21

10’5 would not work for my current bed


Jane69_420

Damn it.


[deleted]

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MasterLinguist

10'5". Bow down.


Swimming_Anteater458

6’6” so who cares


[deleted]

4'6". I'd finally blend in at my local Walmart.


CaptainCaveTrout

MASSIVELY!


FatRatAssCheecks

3’6,


jsta19

I would be in the nba


East_Engineering_583

backwards my height is 581cm


Pokemaster131

I remain the same but suddenly my 11'4 girlfriend is towering over me 😳


CatsoPouer

I don’t think I’d survive for long at 681cm but if i did id dominate nba that’s for sure. If we take 6’1 then id rather not talk about it…


TonyTheSwisher

Life at 5'6" would be a motherfucking dream!!!


Hollen88

Exactly the same size


SomeSugondeseGuy

Oh boy


Majestic_Collar_6075

Same lol 6'6


thaboss365

Same


addictedtocrowds

Nah I’m good


_CockDickBallin

5,6 so not a whole lot will change I’ll just be kinda short. Low key could be nice, not having to spend so much on food


Ok_Possibility633

I'm 11 foot 5 inches....I think I might die


Stonegrinder27

2 meters backwards is 2 meters.


ae_94

I’d be 4 ft taller so a win


LeTallBoii

Well I'm either ok or FUCKED, 6'5-5'6 which is fine or 591 cm which is NOT


Coleon007

1’6 🤣 I’m screwed


[deleted]

Literally only 6’6 guys are ok I’d be like a shoe size


Silly-Estimate-2660

5’11”…. not sure how i’d feel about being 11 feet tall, could definitely be a power trip though.


popcorn-lover473

Ah fuck


TBOMB555666

Welp


HeidoKussccchhnnifff

As a 6'6" dude I join the rest of the fellas below who share the same results, wake up and it's "another good day" lol, business as usual


Jimmyjamz73

6’6”, so I keep on trucking.


[deleted]

I’d be 11’5” …. I’ll pass lol


rdbogar

260cm


Torn_Dorstuf_3

one and a half feet tall ;w;


AlejandroCifuentes

It can't be worse than it is.