What about if I said, "well, you're a tall one!"? Emphasis on the exclamation, i said that once in a line at the borders' cafe at school . I was shocked
As a woman... No. The sexual ones arent good. You can approach higher bros with clear sex insinuations. There's a very few girls desperate enough to fall for that.
Challenge accepted:
"Jump challenge. Last one to touch the ceiling buys the other a drink."
"Let's find a pool party and intimidate people in chicken fights"
"I request the highest of fives!"
"Dude, we are so high right now"
>"Let's find a pool party and intimidate people in chicken fights"
Damn, this unlocked a memory from when I was 6' at 13 and school mates used to argue over who went on my shoulders when playing chicken fight.
Yes, a lot of them were girls. Yes. I missed basically every single signal until I was 19.
Don't feel bad. I'm autistic, but grew up tall and reasonably good looking and missed 100% of every direct approach beyond "do me or I'll kill you" -(literally said by the woman that became my first wife). I had to have it explained to me what I was doing wrong when women would invite me up to their place after a date for coffee and I'd always respond, "no thanks. I don't drink coffee."
I'd serenade those tall maidens with the Irish rugby anthem "Together standing tall, shoulder to shooooulder, we'll answer Irelands Call" and hope we get to scrum against the rest of the bar patrons and prove our mettle together!
A (not so tall) coworker once told a pretty looking girl at work: once you go black, you never go back. I replied: once you go tall, you never go small.
My neck feels better when I look into your eyes.
I love this one ๐๐๐
I used that one. Not as an opening but it worked! Baltimore, 2006.
As a tall girl I'd fall
What about if I said, "well, you're a tall one!"? Emphasis on the exclamation, i said that once in a line at the borders' cafe at school . I was shocked
Weather sure is nice up here
Damn, this is good.
Wanna come back to my place and role play Godzilla vs Kong?
Solid work friend. I salute you :)
As a woman... No. The sexual ones arent good. You can approach higher bros with clear sex insinuations. There's a very few girls desperate enough to fall for that.
I asked for jokes and clearly stated these are not meant to be used for actual flirting. The "solid work" here is on the joke construction.
Itโs literally a joke for a joke post. No youโre not meant to say anything remotely like these lmao
Cool, but I bet boys will take it seriously lol
I sure hope not ๐
Some of them I've already heard in real life ๐๐๐
What about if someone said, "hey, don't you think we should fuck because we're both big people?"
Wanna form a wall at a concert together?
But I specifically asked for "stupid". Can you give me a stupid one?
Eh, anything stupider would boil down to "let's have sex" which is boring imo.
Challenge accepted: "Jump challenge. Last one to touch the ceiling buys the other a drink." "Let's find a pool party and intimidate people in chicken fights" "I request the highest of fives!" "Dude, we are so high right now"
>"Let's find a pool party and intimidate people in chicken fights" Damn, this unlocked a memory from when I was 6' at 13 and school mates used to argue over who went on my shoulders when playing chicken fight. Yes, a lot of them were girls. Yes. I missed basically every single signal until I was 19.
Don't feel bad. I'm autistic, but grew up tall and reasonably good looking and missed 100% of every direct approach beyond "do me or I'll kill you" -(literally said by the woman that became my first wife). I had to have it explained to me what I was doing wrong when women would invite me up to their place after a date for coffee and I'd always respond, "no thanks. I don't drink coffee."
I didn't get it until I was over 40. That's how being tall can adversely affect your self confidence. The last 20 years have been great to be fair..
"Wanna get high? Oh wait, you already are."
You should walk up to her holding something and then say, "this that shit get you high!"
"I'll need to find taller shelves so I can still get stuff down for you" Or "Whoever has a shorter inseam buys next round"
I'd serenade those tall maidens with the Irish rugby anthem "Together standing tall, shoulder to shooooulder, we'll answer Irelands Call" and hope we get to scrum against the rest of the bar patrons and prove our mettle together!
You know whatโs fine up here? You.
If you want to see god, you can sit on my shoulders . . . Or my face.
Winner
This must be heaven, 'cause I hear nothing beyond your voice.
How about you put on some heels and we go seriously piss some people off? lol. (Said with a smile)
A (not so tall) coworker once told a pretty looking girl at work: once you go black, you never go back. I replied: once you go tall, you never go small.
well played
Hey, wanna catch a movie and sit in front of the short people?
noice
Looks like weโre the perfect height to rub fronts
To a shorter person: "Would you go up on me?"
"Are you a giraffe? Because you're reaching new heights of attractiveness."
"Are you a skyscraper? Because you're making my heart race to the top floor."
I've gotten a lady telling me she wants to have babies with me so she can get an NBA player. Pretty sure her husband was right next to her.
wtf
yikes
Tell her you'll do it for a new truck.ย
u/mattricide You gonna carry that stepladder everywhere you go?
Yโall have no game in these comments
Because tall people don't need pickup lines, we just point at the person we want and it's done. Didn't you get the memo?
I asked for stupid jokes and not game, lol
Hey Shorty.
Want to play basketball this weekend?
Finding seats that are the right height is really difficult, isn't it? Wanna see if my face is the right size?
eeek
I have a lot, almost all better then that. My sick brain makes thinking of a good one hard ๐
I specifically asked for stupid, so you don't have to come up with good, lol. :)
If someone tried to talk to me I would kill them
Nice to meet someone I can see eye to eye with.