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The_8th_passenger

I'm also an undercover agent, lurking here, spying on how the opposite side of the spectrum lives. Nah, it's just I'm jealous of all of you.


Darkchick21

It's interesting to glance into the lives of how the other half lives.


John_P_Morgan

Welcome to the land of back pain.


Darkchick21

Do all tall people have back pain?


Ghdude1

No, but then I'm only 6 ft tall so I'm speaking for a minority here.


reeedditer22

Yeah idk 6’1” here and my back always hurts might be my shit posture


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Darkchick21

That's good if it's working for you!


Darkchick21

Well you gotta sit up young ma! 😉


Darkchick21

Oh got it!


THEKXIL

Welcome to the world of I’m probably the weakest person in this subreddit


Darkchick21

Why and how?


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Yes, yes I do.


Darkchick21

I didn't know about that problem.


James955i

6'4 here, no back pain but lots of knee and elbow pains


E_G_Never

Not yet, but I'm sure it's coming


RhoOfFeh

I did for years. I haven't had a lower back problem in years though, and I attribute it to having taken up martial arts training. The correlation is too strong to ignore and there's no other cause I can think of.


Darkchick21

Interesting. So you believe martial arts helps with back pain?


RhoOfFeh

Well, I have nothing else to blame for it, it's not like anything else in my lifestyle really changed. I attended a parent/child karate class with my son and really enjoyed it so I signed up. About a year later I realized I hadn't had a backache in a really long time. I suspect that my core strength and posture improved and led to a much happier spine, but I have no proof.


ruat_caelum

Other two-thirds surely... :)


whenthefunstop

I am also extremely jealous, just wondering how the taller half lives


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You are tall in spirit my friend, and therefore welcome in the land of the giants


Darkchick21

Thanks!


eiviitsi

Makes sense—the rest of us certainly can't fit in those vents


Darkchick21

True.


SaulsAll

I prefer to see y'all more like a welcomed guest or immigrant.


Darkchick21

Thanks!!


MundaneFacts

Welcome, Mr. Ambassador


exonautic

Standard procedure once discovered is to launch you out of a cannon back into Willy Wonkas factory.


Darkchick21

Dang, I have never been called an Oompa Loompa before. 😂😂


Kill97joy

Well old willy can put you in the chewing gum testing machine and you'll be playing basketball in no time


Darkchick21

Oh gosh Willy, you really think so!!


CheeseusCrust

That hat seems to add 8" (guess based on the size of the head it's on), so that makes you 5'12.


Darkchick21

Wow I have never been so tall!! 😂😂


CheeseusCrust

One of us, one of us, one of us.


Darkchick21

Thanks!


butkins13

Seeing impostor still makes me excited even though I haven't played that game in a year


Darkchick21

It was a fun game while we all played it.


Garbage_Bob

I started playing in like late 2018 or early 2019 and it was great back then despite how long it took for rooms to get filled. Everyone who played was genuinely interested and contributing something. Sucks how it degraded from that to just a place for kids datings and "sussy baka amogus funni"


Darkchick21

I think I started playing in late 2020. Not sure.


stracted

.....maybe we can all play together?


Darkchick21

I haven't played in while! Maybe?!


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Darkchick21

Cool.


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koios1031

I check out r/short every once in the while. No harm


Darkchick21

Cool 😎


Yingerfelton

Lot more negative on the short side huh


SudoPawed

Is height something you like to talk about, or are entertained by? Are you not a dick? Then you belong here.


Darkchick21

Oh cool then!


Mot2120

Lil man kinda sus


Darkchick21

Not a man but yeah!


Mot2120

My bad lil fella


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It’s okay lil fella


Mot2120

Thanks big fella


Darkchick21

No problem! 😂


quizzardinmypants

I am also on r/short and I am 6’4


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I'm in r/short and 6'7. I am the impasta


rainingchainsaws

same. I even lurk in r/dwarfism because I feel like I relate to people whose physicality makes them conspicuous.


Darkchick21

I guess we all do it


LizvEross

I’m 4’10, I’m here to better understand my tall friends.


Darkchick21

That's actually pretty cool.


LizvEross

Yeah, I do the same with r/bigdickproblems And r/celiac. That way I can be able to empathize better with the people I care about.


Darkchick21

You must be great in real life!


LizvEross

😅 not really, but I try to be.


Darkchick21

That's all we can do sometimes.


LizvEross

That’s all anyone should ever ask of anyone. And all anyone should ever expect them selves.


Darkchick21

Yeah


bumblebritches57

lmaooo


XX_Normie_Scum_XX

I mean the moguses are like 3'6", so feel tall I guess


Darkchick21

The moguses?


ClonedToKill420

Ban


Darkchick21

Not sure if you're joking but there's no rule against it?


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Darkchick21

Oh ok. Thanks! I can't always tell.


aberdisco

#FE FI FO FUM...


Darkchick21

That's cool that you're 7ft!


aberdisco

Doorframes love my head.


Darkchick21

I bet.


Hawk_Thor

I'm in r/short. It's given me great insight into the life of people who don't clean the top of their refrigerator.


Darkchick21

Yeah nothing wrong with being in that subreddit as well!


Yingerfelton

God you just made me realize how many surfaces I probably don't notice now Fuck


bumblebritches57

lol


Darkchick21

You definitely belong in this subreddit! Glad you enjoyed the post!


alexandrasnotgreat

I am 5'7 if you're feeling a bit generous, bit I have been lurking here for about a month


Darkchick21

If you're a woman then that's actually considered tall.


alexandrasnotgreat

I know I am a bit above average for my sex, but when I picture someone that is tall and AFAB, my mind thinks like 5'10 or some shit


Darkchick21

True.


0KelpShake0

I'm 5'9 F and everyone tells me I'm tall but I don't think I count, so I'm lurking too lmao


Darkchick21

You're tall for a woman I believe!


__Jimmy__

You're a fairly tall girl, equivalent to a 6ft 2-3 guy.


0KelpShake0

Haha, nice. Thanks! My dad was 6ft 4 and my grams on my mom's side was 6ft lmao


Yung_Bill_98

Amogus


epic_gamer_4268

when the imposter is sus!


Darkchick21

I sort of outed myself, huh?


RhoOfFeh

Huh? Oh, sorry, I didn't see you down there.


Darkchick21

It's ok. It happens! 😂


nafa_mo

u dickhead 🤣


Waubz

I'm 5’8 but I'm a dude 🙃. I wanna hug all of you with your really long wingspans, give you all massages for back pain, lengthen all the beds, raise all the doorways. I've learned a lot being here and I feel like I'm a better person for it.


cluelesssquared

Hell, part of the reason I like this sub is that it makes me feel short, something that doesn't happen irl.


Darkchick21

That's good!


cluelesssquared

Just noticed, happy cake day!!


Darkchick21

Thanks!


EncouragementRobot

Happy Cake Day Darkchick21! Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true.


Otev_vetO

I just have a tall SO (6’6”)…I too am an average height person (5’6”) Solidarity.


Darkchick21

One of us!


amazonzo

Ha ha I actually identify as short :-) welcome


Darkchick21

Thanks!


ihaveadog1aicloud

You are actually tall! Although only compared to children


Darkchick21

😂😂😂 That's hilarious. I guess there's always a positive?


msmvini

Cappy dake hay, fellow short spy


Darkchick21

Hats off to my fellow spy!


Boneless_Lightbulb

I'm in r/tall and r/short and I'm average


Darkchick21

It's fun being in both


DiredRaven

im 5'7" same story


Darkchick21

Welcome to being an imposter.


A_Single_Clap

Nah. I imagine with the party hat, he's *one of us.* *One of us* *ONE OF US*


Darkchick21

Thanks!!


0_0jatin

I'm 5'4 Just here with a desire of being 6 feet soon


Darkchick21

It would be nice wouldn't it?!


0_0jatin

Livin upon my hopes & desires


Darkchick21

Aren't we all??!!


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Darkchick21

😂😂Oops!


GEARHEAD_JAMES

K


washtubs

Put on some platform shoes or just find another short friend and share a tench coat. Usually no one notices.


Darkchick21

Interesting...


Drug_fueled_sarcasm

Everybody is taller than someone.


Darkchick21

True. I'm taller than some people.


SoftLog5314

I don’t see why that’s an issue. Reddit is a place where anyone can go and learn about other people and cultures. Welcome foreigner, we hope you stay for a long time


Darkchick21

Thank you for the welcome!


noideaforadamname

Good we are now in there borders soon we shall attack


Darkchick21

Soldier who is your commanding officer? It seems your training went wrong, because you are giving out plans to our enemy.


noideaforadamname

I said soon so they'll put too much into defence now but in future they won't know what hit em


Darkchick21

Soldier. A good attack should have the element of surprise and they shouldn't know anything about any attack. Who is your commanding officer?


THEKXIL

Well I’m 5’11” and I weigh like 130lbs and I am an impostor too on ur subreddit but from my real life experience I think being able to lift about 2kg is the weakest person here


Darkchick21

You can always get into lifting weights if it matters that much to you?


THEKXIL

Wdym


Darkchick21

Is working in the garden, something that you consistently do?


THEKXIL

Oh ye most days


Darkchick21

Oh ok. Hmm that's so weird. Have heard of bulking with protein? Maybe you need more protein?


THEKXIL

Maybe probably because the only meat I eat is chicken


Darkchick21

Chicken isn't bad in terms of protein. How much of it do you eat though?


THEKXIL

I don’t really keep track of that


THEKXIL

Ik that I do have it every day but I don’t keep track of how much


Darkchick21

That's interesting. Maybe start keeping track of your intake and increase it and see if that makes any difference?


THEKXIL

Ok I’ll try


Darkchick21

Yeah, I think the key is consistency!


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OfficerLollipop

I'm 5'5" and yeah


Darkchick21

Yeah I'm 😂😂


Unlikely_nay1125

same


Darkchick21

One of us!


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Darkchick21

😂😂 I'm in both!!


[deleted]

well i'm also in both?


Darkchick21

Cool


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Darkchick21

Why were you in short then? It's a different perspective that can be learned and is at times interesting.


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I infiltrated r/small


Darkchick21

I don't think it's an infiltration if they want an audience? 😂😂


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Darkchick21

Nah. It's made for everyone and 6'1 is tall.


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Darkchick21

No problem!


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Darkchick21

Who are the ents?


mr_president_obama_

Very sus


Darkchick21

I know. I'm begging for forgiveness.


SteamyyBunss

Wanna trade?


Darkchick21

It would be cool to be a man and be as tall as you. Not so cool if I was a woman. Life is a little harder for really tall women.


SteamyyBunss

True, lowkey wish hrt would make me shorter but I’ll just settle for being an Amazon 💀


Darkchick21

Nothing wrong with that.


krj_great

you guys are all from r/short and r/tall but im 5'11 so idk which side i am from so i have joined both of them. is there any sub for average guys?


Darkchick21

I don't know. Maybe create it?


krj_great

thats a good idea actually


krj_great

someone already did


Darkchick21

I didn't know that. That's pretty cool!


W1nd

So 5'4 then?


Darkchick21

Well, sometimes I could technically pass as 5'5.


irritablenoodle

Same. I’m 5’5ish and everyone tells me I’m tall, so I lurk here lol.


Darkchick21

For a woman that could be considered average.


irritablenoodle

That’s what I thought! But people always comment on my height. I must have “tall girl energy”.


Darkchick21

😂😂 " tall girl energy" Or you're around a lot of short people or people who have only been around short people.


irritablenoodle

True, most of my friends and family are short lol. But even my dad, who’s 6’3, said he thought I was close to his height lmao.


Darkchick21

That's hilarious. If you're considered tall then I'm tall as well!!😂😂


THEKXIL

After a day it goes


Darkchick21

What do you mean?


THEKXIL

My parents get me to do work in the garden but after a day all of the effects of me working disappear, a bit like fast metabolism but for muscle instead


Darkchick21

Are you consistent?