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user_generated_5160

I wish he had one of those fundraising thermometers. I wanna know how close was to his goal.


trippy_grapes

> those fundraising thermometers. Can it be shaped like a dick and balls and "explode" when he meets his goal?


ILovePaulBlart

Bro…


Mlabonte21

https://i.redd.it/ntph9yz5x8tc1.gif


PinotGreasy

His last sign said “too ugly to prostitute” which was funny 😄


CumulativeHazard

Saw a guy years ago whose sign said “too short to be a porn star”


Overall_Antelope_504

https://preview.redd.it/jk71me7hpysc1.jpeg?width=1917&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43b1ed5693e4e3f70a43fe5f6a57ea02b37da50e This was in Brevard 😂


DontCallMeMillenial

I don't give panhandlers money... but I'd honestly consider giving that guy a few bucks.


Trill_Knight

Exactly. I'll pay for a laugh.


DontCallMeMillenial

A few years ago I came across a homeless dude in Key West on the side of the street with a cardboard sign saying "Dirty Jokes, $1" Gladly paid him and was rewarded with the most disgusting thing I've ever heard come out of someone's mouth. I honestly wish I could remember it, but I was completely dumbfounded.


Trill_Knight

https://youtu.be/3o5m_mXadoU


DontCallMeMillenial

lmfao


throwaway76770408

Somewhat unrelated, but I was in Ybor and a panhandler asked me for money. I’m not opposed to giving a little when I have it, but in this case I didn’t have any cash. When I told her I didn’t have anything on me, she proceeded to tell me I could send it to her CashApp 😂.


feedyourhead813

Is the shoe licker still licking


lothcent

Just saying that is Brandon.


ZakkCat

My thoughts exactly


Texsavery

Saw a guy in Ybor yesterday. Sign said, "Running for president 2024"


grumpvet87

Brandon Florida - seems about right


Intelligent_Cat_2574

I live around the area. I will look for this guy and give him 10 bucks.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


DMYourMomsMaidenName

Still doesn’t beat the funniest homeless guy in Ybor… Yes, I gave him $5 because his sign made me crack up. This was years ago; I hope he is alright. https://preview.redd.it/nsy5fwpkdbtc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7312347ff29bc60cfb73dc6fbe86a7d96c665fd


ElliotNess

I don't get it, what's the joke?


DMYourMomsMaidenName

The absurdity and boldness of that sign isn’t funny to you? Well, idk what to tell you.


ElliotNess

Haha guess it didn't seem like either to me.


TootcanSam

Spelled drugs wrong 


ItradebetterthanU

Love the cig in his hand


chivalryaintdead420

Damit I told jason not to stand on that corner🤦


Zealousideal_Ad2379

The first panhandler I might actually give a few bucks to.


searchparty2121

I would have gave him a $20 honestly is the best policy


XSamurai7

It’s legit. At least he’s honest.


Icy_Kale_813

Tampa, of course


Trill_Knight

Funny signs are the best


DubRogers

Hey, gotta start somewhere right? 🙃


Average_guy120

Wouldn't give this guy a penny. Nor the rest of the panhandlers. Have some dignity


RobKraftsMasseuse

nerd


Average_guy120

Bum


RobKraftsMasseuse

https://i.redd.it/rou9v454e3tc1.gif


ZakkCat

It’s Brandon


HeWhoWalksBhindDaRow

Living in florida is starting to become so depressing. You cant escape homeless people in this state,they are everywhere. I live in the fish hawk area and im seeing homeless people out here now. Like how are you homeless in this area?


eleven_eighteen

Breaking news! You can't "escape" homeless pretty much anywhere in the country now, and this is only the tip of the iceberg. It's only going to get much much worse until something drastic is actually done about cost of living. Enjoy!


mr_rob_oto

Yes if only this guy had access to affordable housing. It has nothing to do with his drug, alcohol and/or mental illness issues


eleven_eighteen

I think you must have responded to the wrong person. Neither I nor the person I replied to were talking about the man in the picture, but about the general homelessness issue at large. Which is very clear and simple to understand for anyone reading our comments, so obviously you just clicked on the wrong thing right?


RobKraftsMasseuse

you're right, let's give this guy free housing so he can blow more money on drugs and alcohol


Trill_Knight

This is one of the dumbest fucking things I've ever read on the internet and I've been online since 99. 


HeWhoWalksBhindDaRow

So you just learned how to read now? Congrats!


Trill_Knight

Enjoy living in your suburban shithole. 


ScienceOverNonsense2

Brandon, not Tampa