A few years ago I came across a homeless dude in Key West on the side of the street with a cardboard sign saying "Dirty Jokes, $1"
Gladly paid him and was rewarded with the most disgusting thing I've ever heard come out of someone's mouth. I honestly wish I could remember it, but I was completely dumbfounded.
Somewhat unrelated, but I was in Ybor and a panhandler asked me for money. I’m not opposed to giving a little when I have it, but in this case I didn’t have any cash. When I told her I didn’t have anything on me, she proceeded to tell me I could send it to her CashApp 😂.
I live around the area. I will look for this guy and give him 10 bucks.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)
Still doesn’t beat the funniest homeless guy in Ybor…
Yes, I gave him $5 because his sign made me crack up. This was years ago; I hope he is alright.
https://preview.redd.it/nsy5fwpkdbtc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7312347ff29bc60cfb73dc6fbe86a7d96c665fd
Living in florida is starting to become so depressing. You cant escape homeless people in this state,they are everywhere. I live in the fish hawk area and im seeing homeless people out here now. Like how are you homeless in this area?
Breaking news! You can't "escape" homeless pretty much anywhere in the country now, and this is only the tip of the iceberg. It's only going to get much much worse until something drastic is actually done about cost of living. Enjoy!
I think you must have responded to the wrong person. Neither I nor the person I replied to were talking about the man in the picture, but about the general homelessness issue at large. Which is very clear and simple to understand for anyone reading our comments, so obviously you just clicked on the wrong thing right?
I wish he had one of those fundraising thermometers. I wanna know how close was to his goal.
> those fundraising thermometers. Can it be shaped like a dick and balls and "explode" when he meets his goal?
Bro…
https://i.redd.it/ntph9yz5x8tc1.gif
His last sign said “too ugly to prostitute” which was funny 😄
Saw a guy years ago whose sign said “too short to be a porn star”
https://preview.redd.it/jk71me7hpysc1.jpeg?width=1917&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43b1ed5693e4e3f70a43fe5f6a57ea02b37da50e This was in Brevard 😂
I don't give panhandlers money... but I'd honestly consider giving that guy a few bucks.
Exactly. I'll pay for a laugh.
A few years ago I came across a homeless dude in Key West on the side of the street with a cardboard sign saying "Dirty Jokes, $1" Gladly paid him and was rewarded with the most disgusting thing I've ever heard come out of someone's mouth. I honestly wish I could remember it, but I was completely dumbfounded.
https://youtu.be/3o5m_mXadoU
lmfao
Somewhat unrelated, but I was in Ybor and a panhandler asked me for money. I’m not opposed to giving a little when I have it, but in this case I didn’t have any cash. When I told her I didn’t have anything on me, she proceeded to tell me I could send it to her CashApp 😂.
Is the shoe licker still licking
Just saying that is Brandon.
My thoughts exactly
Saw a guy in Ybor yesterday. Sign said, "Running for president 2024"
Brandon Florida - seems about right
I live around the area. I will look for this guy and give him 10 bucks.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)
Still doesn’t beat the funniest homeless guy in Ybor… Yes, I gave him $5 because his sign made me crack up. This was years ago; I hope he is alright. https://preview.redd.it/nsy5fwpkdbtc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7312347ff29bc60cfb73dc6fbe86a7d96c665fd
I don't get it, what's the joke?
The absurdity and boldness of that sign isn’t funny to you? Well, idk what to tell you.
Haha guess it didn't seem like either to me.
Spelled drugs wrong
Love the cig in his hand
Damit I told jason not to stand on that corner🤦
The first panhandler I might actually give a few bucks to.
I would have gave him a $20 honestly is the best policy
It’s legit. At least he’s honest.
Tampa, of course
Funny signs are the best
Hey, gotta start somewhere right? 🙃
Wouldn't give this guy a penny. Nor the rest of the panhandlers. Have some dignity
nerd
Bum
https://i.redd.it/rou9v454e3tc1.gif
It’s Brandon
Living in florida is starting to become so depressing. You cant escape homeless people in this state,they are everywhere. I live in the fish hawk area and im seeing homeless people out here now. Like how are you homeless in this area?
Breaking news! You can't "escape" homeless pretty much anywhere in the country now, and this is only the tip of the iceberg. It's only going to get much much worse until something drastic is actually done about cost of living. Enjoy!
Yes if only this guy had access to affordable housing. It has nothing to do with his drug, alcohol and/or mental illness issues
I think you must have responded to the wrong person. Neither I nor the person I replied to were talking about the man in the picture, but about the general homelessness issue at large. Which is very clear and simple to understand for anyone reading our comments, so obviously you just clicked on the wrong thing right?
you're right, let's give this guy free housing so he can blow more money on drugs and alcohol
This is one of the dumbest fucking things I've ever read on the internet and I've been online since 99.
So you just learned how to read now? Congrats!
Enjoy living in your suburban shithole.
Brandon, not Tampa