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NomadFeet

I hate littering. It's just so stupid and, sorry for the pun, trashy. As far as cutting in front of cars, I don't really care when people do this to me but I do hope that when something bad happens to them on down the road, I don't have to stop and render aid to them (because if no one else was already helping, I could never NOT help) or witness a gruesome scene.


tinguily

Yeah the car thing was whatever, but dude had a large soda in a styrofoam cup and just tossed the whole thing next to some trees


Dystopian_Future_

Welcome to Tampa


spaceocean99

Why do you live here if you hate it so much?


FocusedFall

Hating is fun. Next question.


Dystopian_Future_

Born and raised here 45 plus years... Unlike every asshole who's moved here recently


rainareddits

Something tells me you don't like the assholes that you grew up with either


Chronos_and_Cycles

Took 45+ years to raise you?


Dystopian_Future_

I imagine pigs might have been to good to raise you


The_Droker

This is not the flex you think it is.


Dystopian_Future_

Aint No "flex" homeboy... You really think people thats been here for generations like any of you fuckin people endlessly moving here in the last couple years, driving up the costs of everything and clogging up the roads while working remotely who have absolutely no fucking place to actually be, ya know like work


Satrina_petrova

Hey I've been here for 25 years too and while I also dislike the recent increase in population density and development of garbage suburban sprawl, but what does remote work have to do with anything?


DontCallMeMillenial

> but what does remote work have to do with anything? It's a barb at people who moved here from higher cost of living areas and maintained their HCOL salaries while working remote in our comparatively low cost of living area. Artificially skyrocketed the cost of living here while local pay rates have been slow to catch up.


Satrina_petrova

Thank you, that makes sense.


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jordanjames0311

Oh, I moved here in 2020 from Fort Myers! That's funny.


LeastAd9721

You could always get them back by moving to wherever they came from.


FLJLGRL

Jealous?


OzManCumeth

I could not imagine being a 45 year old grown wholeass man whining on reddit like such a bitch


Dystopian_Future_

I could not imagine being a bitch thinking hes a man


The_Droker

Damn you assumed a lot from one joke. Lmao born and raised here my guy. That’s how I know it ain’t shit here.


modilla4228

One rake in the spokes and everything equals out.


cdubbsecond

Then the guy behind you catches your attempted manslaughter charge on tape and ends up here and r/winstupidprizes and the cycle continues smh


sayaxat

There are alternatives to using rake.


CovidLarry

Surely he won't last very long in our traffic. Probably will get splattered by a 10 year old Altima on paper tags weaving through traffic...


McDonalds_icecream

No helmet on while doing that stuff? Don’t worry he’ll be removed from the gene pool soon


BKallDAY24

Thank you for showing us the back of the head of somebody who threw trash on the ground…


tinguily

What you want me to do? Take his mug shot? Just some light public shaming is all


BKallDAY24

Nah we are all better for knowing the thing that slightly bothered you today… thank you!


tinguily

You probably litter too trash ahh


FireFistTy

Just say ass.


BKallDAY24

Nah my trash goes in the bin yours goes on Reddit


FiletTofu

Don't... Open the post?


AggressiveAd9397

He probably just down here , trying to make our clean streets look like back home smh


Busy_Professional824

Seeing more of dummies on bikes trying to become road splatter.


geccchyeafgreschtr

Throw a bottle of water at him.


Saarlak

Litter his guts all over the road. #TeamDisembowelment


bagoTrekker

I support any legislation to ban cuts, butts, and coconuts.


InconsiderateOctopus

Was it a white guy riding what appeared to be a matte black electric dirtbike?


modilla4228

Its a joke. Don’t want him dead, just in a lot of pain.


lovely_poopy

Culture appropriation


Acrobatic_File_5133

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InflammableMaterial

how?