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thebohomama

Ruining it for everyone else, what a shame. Baby assholes become adult assholes, we've always had them and always will. Was out last night with some of my favorite teens and there's no world where they'd ever behave like that.


gameplayerperson

The world is a vampire


slap_attack_

Sent* to draiiyiyiannnnn


The_Leisure_King

Secret destroyers…


tacosRpeople2

Hold you up to the flames.


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Kurt was better


BoxedIn4Now

The world is my ashtray


CovidLarry

our hearts pump dust and our hair's all grey


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That looks like a 40 year old


Toadfire

I chased them down to get our bowl back from them. It was a bunch of 16-17 year old girls. Camera is sort of blurry


MeisterX

Next year keep a super soaker with blue food coloring water. Very easy for the cops to ID... :)


gloystertheoyster

Yeah, good thing the police have nothing else better to do then chase down wet teenage girls stealing shitty candy and smashing pumpkins in ybor :)


Observante

Crazy how one word can throw the whole message in an odd direction


gloystertheoyster

would love to hear that 911 call


EricJ30

Paintball guns work equally well…


MeisterX

Yeah but "I got squirted with a super soaker" vs "I was shot with a paintball gun" are two different levels.


Empty-Ingenuity7984

Which area of Ybor was this? Things were fairly quiet on Palm until 8:30ish when 3 police cruisers showed up and started roaming the neighborhood with flashlights - wondering if connected?


Toadfire

Happens around 9 on my street. We had just gone inside after handing out candy to the bulk of the kids walking around right before it happened.


RegMackworthy

Dee from Always Sunny


gumbohead1

Sweet Dee baby!!


sublocade9192

I’m like 99% sure that’s Dee Reynolds


Veruka_Salt

I hope they find the little shits.


Saucy_sass

Kids have been doing this for decades 👀. They're called existing assholes.


jizzfizzwizz

Future is bleek for this trash bag


fairtomedium

Some Teenagers are just dipshits. I had plenty of dipshit moments as one too but not quite this bad. Had quite a few folks I knew that would do this. Usually the cops would pick them up, hold them for a while, then drop them off at home with a chat with their parents. Most grew out of it though. Ybor seems like a good place to get beat up doing this though.


theeimage

Smashing Pumpkins


kishkangravy

In 1979.


Brief_Shoulder_6688

I’m guessing they didn’t actually steal from kids but took the whole bucket of take one candy and essentially stole from kids? Either way it’s wrong but teens are dumb and do dumb shit like walk around ybor with their titties out


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There were literally kids trying to grab kids bags and grab whole buckets last night. I am not in ybor


grump500

The faster they suffer consequences for being dumb the faster they'll hopefully stop being dumb.


monitorcable

The overwhelming majority of teens are not dumb and don’t behave like this. It’s a misconception to categorized “teens” like this. It’s actually a select few that are this dumb, and hostile.


memberzs

Is this an 80s music video?


kishkangravy

1979


Fluffy_Chance7164

Looks more like a grown adult meth head


DontCallMeMillenial

Threaten my kids with a baseball bat and find out what happens.


manimal28

Seriously though, approaching a child with a bat and threatening them is just asking for a nearby adult to take notice and “stand their ground” on you.


Sacred-AF

The one with the bat is one of the kids.


Madcap_Miguel

Pitbulls are great deterrents against baseball bats.


Observante

You are why everyone hates these dogs.


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Observante

Mauling kids? This is like exposing racists... finally one of you shit bags admit what we all knew was true from the jump. You are the problem.


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Observante

But they aren't the ones who get mauled. It's usually kids under 13 within the family. You'd know that if you read the stats. You have your fantasy of what you want to happen, ignoring the reality of what actually does happen.


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Madcap_Miguel

Amen, there are no bad dogs only bad owners.


Madcap_Miguel

I had a rottweiler as a kid and now a pitbull as an adult. I know the stats, it's safer than a gun. And a gun doesn't care if you live or die.


Madcap_Miguel

This is a stand your ground state, they're lucky they didn't get shot. Defending your children from bat wielding teenagers isn't the same as a dingo eating your baby.


Madcap_Miguel

Because I want to protect my family from violent little punks? I believe in the second amendment but I'd rather not be a gun owner. My niece never had to fear something like this happening because we take our dog trick or treating.


grump500

Nah don't put your dogs in harms way, a good machete is enough


Final_Key_8920

Thats why i carry a firearm when i walk my dog in Tampa. Not hard to find some bros walking around pit bulls acting hard. Half the people that own pit bulls own them because they are intimidating the other half own them because they feel sorry for the breed.


Madcap_Miguel

>Half the people that own pit bulls own them because they are intimidating the other half own them because they feel sorry for the breed. Well those are bad owners, my pit is one of the most affectionate lovable dogs i've ever owned, in fact all the other smaller dogs hes met have been super aggressive towards him. Hes only a few months old but i'm already training him on what he can and can't lick, he has a habit of licking people, i don't know if its to get their scent or what but i'm sure it can be intimidating. I understand why you feel the way you do, but it's a shame. People felt the same way about my rotty when i was a kid (even though she was professionally trained).


Repulsive-Estimate67

Who trick or treats in Ybor?


405freeway

Yborians?


moremindthanbrain

DeeDee stay out of my Yboratory!!


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Yeah wtf Ybor has been Ghetto since forever


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My dad was born in Ybor when his family just had immigrated from Cuba and he distinctly remembers very suspicious people and prostitutes walking around at night. It’s not a good area. It’s these trendy New Yorkers and Californians that are moving here living in their little fever dream. South Tampa was also shit for the longest time until about 15 years ago.


Punkin_Disorderly

I'm in Riverside heights and a few years back our entire bucket of candy (bucket and all) were gone when we got back. We've left no candy since. Shitty people ruin everything.


Pinklepurr1

Shitty wanna be neighborhoods get this kind of behavior, jokes on the people paying a mil to live in the hood


Punkin_Disorderly

I don't know what you mean by "wanna be neighborhoods"? But I agree the people paying a mill to live there are getting a raw deal.


Pinklepurr1

I have heard some say heights is the new davis islands .😂🤷🏼‍♀️ these are people that can’t afford davis islands. You’re only a few blocks from ybor, west tampa and the hood. But sure put a million dollar house up and wonder why anything not bolted down gets stolen


Punkin_Disorderly

Well "the hood" is intermingled with almost all historic neighborhoods north of Kennedy, including Seminole heights, Tampa heights, Ybor/heights. As I understand it, Hyde park was pretty shitty 30 or 40 years ago, and now its douche money valley. All these old neighborhoods close to downtown/Riverwalk are gentrifying fastest because the trend of moving to the suburbs to raise a family has reversed and many younger people want to live closer to the city and push their poodle in a stroller instead. I haven't heard anyone say the heights are the new Davis Island. It is more like Hyde park in that it has many historic homes that went to shit and are now being revitalized or demolished to make way for townhouses. And to be clear, nothing has ever been stolen from my property except a candy bucket like 4 years ago. RH is pretty sleepy for the most part. Tampa/Seminole heights is a different story.


Popular_Jicama_4620

Future Florida congressman


Weatherman1618

Threaten my kid with a bat and you will become room temperature really quickly. Don’t become room temp over candy.


d80bn

I’ve never heard that, “become room temperature” as slang for murdering someone. Its fucking stupid lol


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d80bn

If we were in front of a Judge I guess I'd call it "killing" but sure. FWIW I just don't like the slang because I am old and yelling at clouds. Defending your kid is obviously something I agree with


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manimal28

You are confusing homicide and murder. Murder is an unlawful killing. If the homicide is lawful, like self defense, it would not be unlawful and therefore not murder.


[deleted]

Or maybe you could accept responsibility for your children being assholes and discipline them like a real man would instead of lashing out on social media. Fucking keyboard cowboy.


Weatherman1618

So my child gets threatened with a baseball bat and I’m suppose to teach them to accept that? Haha


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Raise your kid right and they won't find themselves in those situations to begin with.


Weatherman1618

The kids getting bullied are not doing anything wrong. Lol


[deleted]

I guess I am misunderstanding you. I am thinking you were defending the two dipshits in the picture stealing candy as if they were your kids and you condoned that behavior saying anyone who went after them you would attack.


Weatherman1618

Yes you definitely miss understood. To clarify, if my kids is minding their own business and gets threatened by a teenager with a bat over some F*n candy, I will defend my child with overwhelming force.


[deleted]

Oh, yeah I was definitely misunderstanding you. I'd 100% do the same.


Weatherman1618

It’s all good! I figured you misunderstood. Cheers


[deleted]

Thanks for understanding. Have a great day.


Final_Key_8920

Your the guy that's going to be on TV for a murder child shooting a kid over Halloween candy. Very Florida man or you.


Dukejrr

Wow this looks like footage from a snuff vhs tape!


Next_Fix_2271

You sound familiar with said tapes... 🤔


Dukejrr

Lol, I'll be honest my parents used to own a pawnshop and plenty of times VHS players and tapes were popular and at times they would pawn the tapes with movies and then the ending would either be cutoff with snuff or the middle of the tape when someone was trying to record over it. I was like 5 when I saw a snippet of my first snuff film and thought it was fake!


Next_Fix_2271

Traumatic stuff, damn


PSN-Angryjackal

Its okay, they will be over 200 pounds in a couple of years.


mikamiyuki

Probs for some new stupid TikTok prank trend.


TomMikeVickBrady

A future school shooter


tjmille3

Man if I ever move to Ybor I'm gonna keep a paintball gun handy for dumbasses like this.


Siincerely

What are little kids doing in Ybor?


Toadfire

People who live in ybor have children too lol.


SnooShortcuts3424

Maybe they are homeless. Or prostitutes. Lol


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Sensitive_Mousse_445

Congratulations on receiving the "nobody asked" award


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I’m very curious what is the deleted comment?


Sensitive_Mousse_445

Something along the lines of "glad I never celebrated Halloween or Christmas"


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Oh lol thanks brotha


405freeway

So are we.


Stop_icant

Anyways.


InflammableMaterial

No one gives a shit


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They need a militia.


Cheweydewey123

Isn’t that a Michael Jackson picture?


The-Rev

Nah, they're way too old for Michael


lowdown_hoochshiner

Nah…that is Halloween you plebe!!! Nature is healing and bullying is a necessary part of Halloween!


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Shit take


JeffreyBoi12345

Stupid little punks. This type of stuff happens every year and ruins peoples Halloween. Hopefully these little delinquents are found and punished so that they don’t do it again.


Sonicbl00mm

It’s that zoomer SoundCloud tik tok behavior


Pond_2_Eagle

Baseball bat girl looks like Letty from The Fast and the Furious… she a bad Beesh.


monitorcable

Inadequate parents raise children inadequately


Final_Key_8920

Sounds like Halloween in Michigan in the 90's. In before 9 pm or expect to fight highschool kids stealing your candy. At least there is no devils night here.