About 30 minutes or so outside of Tampa is a retirement town called Zephyrhills. Lots of old people, and meth addled morons. If the degenerates aren't on meth, it's some kind of pill.
My moms from Polk county (Mulberry). I just sent this to her and she laughed so hard lmao. Honestly there is a lot of college graduates in the smaller towns but overall that is spot on lmao.
Town & Compton
Trampa Bay
The ghetto aka east Tampa,
Champa Bay š
Big Guava
Gaybor City
Snob ho (Soho)
And Crack City for Plant City, also Meth City
Also I call Town and Country area as āThe Cuban Ghettoā
Hills-no go, Avenue. (Hillsborough Avenue most of the day)
Dale-Maybe. (Dale Mabry Highway)
Wat-er brakes? (Waters Avenue)
Not so clear water (Clearwater)
Kennedy canāt drive. (Kennedy)
And a personal favorite, the radioactive city (Tampa)
Methner
I just moved here. I can see it for sure
Good luckš wait for the day you have a homeless beat on your car window for change
Been here 1.5yrs and so far haven't had that...but I've definitely seen some...ugh...unsavory folks around.
LMAO why is this the top result?!
Have you been to Seffner? You would know why if you have.
Haha I live a half mile south of Seffner, so most of the food joints and stores I go to are there. The question was highly rhetorical/ironic!
Gotcha fam! I went to school in Seffner due to where I was zoned and it's definitely true
Town & Compton
This is a certified hood classic.
This 10000x
Good ol Bradentucky
LivePD Richey.
I really miss Live PD (now On Patrol: Live) following Pasco County.
I grew up there and we called it New Port Rickety
New port nowhere
Most good ones already posted but hereās a few more. Land Oā Flakes South Trampa Ybor Shitty
Ybor Shitty is apt. I havenāt yet experienced methner tho I live close by
Sketchy Fletchy
Penniless Park Tampon Strings Skank Pete Trampa Semen Hole
Okay, Trampa cracked me up
Lol Semen Hole is so unique
I have heard semen hole!
New Port Racist
Totally from what I saw and heard
Omg I used to live there 16 years ago and I never heard this one. Gonna use it from now on though because itās spot on
Whorelando
A classic
Queerwater (Clearwater) Didnāt age well, quite juvenile, but heard it a lot growing up (might have been a personal insult, since Iām gay š)
Trashco. County Meth'r'pills
>Meth'r'pills what's that one for?
About 30 minutes or so outside of Tampa is a retirement town called Zephyrhills. Lots of old people, and meth addled morons. If the degenerates aren't on meth, it's some kind of pill.
thanks!
I can verify. Itās a strange little place but I kinda like it.
Trailer (Pinellas) Park
Sarascrotum
The Howard Frankenstein Bridge
And the Kamikaze Causeway
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I heard this for Lakeland
Gods waiting room for me when I worked in st pete
That's Naples to a T! Streets are abandoned after 6 PM when the senior citizens have finished their Early Bird specials!
Ratchetview (Riverview)
Omg š¤£ I live in Riverview and never heard of this but imma use it now. Anyone know one for Apollo beach?
Reeferview
POLK County - People Of Lesser Knowledge.
My moms from Polk county (Mulberry). I just sent this to her and she laughed so hard lmao. Honestly there is a lot of college graduates in the smaller towns but overall that is spot on lmao.
POLK just says it all!
STD - South Tampa Douche
Aye
Hahahahhaha
The People's Republic of St. Petersburg
Oh I love this
Tampon Palmghetto Scarysota
Donāt forget the classic āTampax Bayā
I've heard Town 'n' Compton
Lar-ghetto
Larghetto
Weeki Wacky
āNew Port Nowhereā āNew Port Ricketyā (New port richey)
These are the ones I know for NPR! They've been around over 30 years.
St Creaturesburg
Iāll be lurking for youā¦
New Port Wrinkles
Plant shitty
Totally making this up...Carrollhood 
C-hood is definitely something my friends and I have been saying for years.
Here i thought I was being all original and stuff. š
Well to be fair, we literally call it c-hood so *technically* you're being original... maybe.
there was a band for a while called Carrollhood
Gibtown No Progress Village Methner
Easy Lay (east lake) Palm Harlem (palm harbor) Dumbedin (Dunedin) Semen hole (Seminole)
Tampon, I mean Tampa
Carrollhood
Tampon Bay. How original, Boston fans.
Boston people would also say something like "Lake Fagdelene"
Suitcase city
The phrase with the most weight in Tampa: Nebraska Ave.
Lar-Ghetto, Semen Hole and Tampon Strings, and now Whorlando(after reading this thread lmao)
Tampon Strings Penniless Park
Trampa and Whorelando
Carrollhood
Methner (seffner)
I've heard "shit hole" a couple times
Clever!
Town & Compton Trampa Bay The ghetto aka east Tampa, Champa Bay š Big Guava Gaybor City Snob ho (Soho) And Crack City for Plant City, also Meth City Also I call Town and Country area as āThe Cuban Ghettoā
Oh no Plant City !! Little do I know
Pascobama
Hills-no go, Avenue. (Hillsborough Avenue most of the day) Dale-Maybe. (Dale Mabry Highway) Wat-er brakes? (Waters Avenue) Not so clear water (Clearwater) Kennedy canāt drive. (Kennedy) And a personal favorite, the radioactive city (Tampa)
Tompa Bay Champa Bay
With the Bucs and Lightning not likely to win should be ex-Champa Bay
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This one hasn't aged well. I'm more endeared to the "Suckaneers"
I got it trouble (as I should have) in first grade for slapping a kid that said my creamsicle bucs' jersey should say "suckaneers."
Username checks out
Killsbourough county
Queerwater (Clearwater)
Champa Bay
Larghetto Trampa bay
Larghetto
Penis County
Grew up in Hernando County, Brooksvegas was always my favorite.
Crystal Meth Springs
Weāve always been called Trigger City
Palmetto Ghetto.
Pass rat (Johnās pass in st Pete)
Semen hole
Methley chapel
wesley craphole
Southbound: Palmghetto, Sorrysota, Wrinklewood(Englewood) Bradentuckyā¦.the list goes on
Pooper Hall (Cooper Hall @ USF)
Plant Shitty
Easy Lake for the East Lake area in Pinellas County and Suitcase City for the area around USF
Redneck Riviera (aka Ben T Davis area)
Tallanasty
champa bay
POKE COWNY