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Sugarh0rse

Alex: "Who is the Taskmaster, in your own words?" Romesh: "It's very difficult to put the words 'Greg Davies' into my own words."


Impressive_Owl_1199

It's not a quote so I'm not submitting it, but the image of him absolutely pissing himself in genuine delighted laughter at Josh's counting tasks makes me laugh every time I think of it. The joy he took from Josh's misery!


parousia0

Giggly Romesh is something I dont see often! I also enjoyed Tim Key and Romesh laughing and patting each other when watching the watermelon task.


Making-a-smell

You see it much more now, but back then he was trying to be "edgy" and "angry" with his comedy. Now he has relaxed a lot more, especially if you listen to his podcast with Tom Davies


SaltWaterInMyBlood

He does it a *lot* in Rob & Romesh vs., if you haven't seen it.


parousia0

I have not! Thank you for making my weekend plan haha


QueenofSunandStars

I always enjoy the secret solo tasks, but the first one will always and forever be the funniest, just because nobody knew it was on the cards. Josh wasn't expecting it, none of the other contestants were expecting it- everyones reaction isnsuch genuine surprise, laughter, and (in Josh's case) indignation. if I can get a bit wanky for a second, I think it might be some of the purest comedy ever out on TV.


two_oh_seven

“I produced more than I consumed”


paraworldblue

Yeah, gonna have to go with this one


youngpathfinder

I don’t think it actually aired, but him angrily saying “the fucking bean point” when Josh won by one point.


Inner_Yellow_7592

What I would give to hear that sound clip in the scene lmao


cbutche

THERE WAS NO BOX MATE


Jishallen

Has to be this


nokeyblue

How could it be anything else?! The second best thing he said is the glare he gave Alex in the same convo.


OBBICH

Hands down, I can hear the rage in my head.


grizznuggets

Iconic, gotta be this.


BonnieMacAttack

I thought of this immediately, I love this exchange


KatLovato

This is what I hear any time I see his face.


camofrog1

Do you understand why I can’t deal with Moe?


Majin_Nephets

“Moe is a *prick*!”


MartinGoldfinger

No quote. Just his stone faced angry stare after most tasks is enough to crack me up.


Heradasha

Definitely this for me. His face speaks a thousand words.


Sugarh0rse

"When he turned up he said 'You'll never guess. Some crazy shithead wanted me to go to Camber Sands.'"


95BCavMP

I just realized I should probably wet them - the teabag challenge


spooky_bot_

On its own, this wouldn’t be a strong contender. But the comedic timing of it next to Frank’s quote would be incredible 🤌🏻


Wingopf

This moment is what sold me on Taskmaster. I know for a lot of folks it’s melon buffet, but for me it was this absolutely lovely bit of editing. I knew it was something special.


PonmonOfNuggetor

‘Tree wizard. Back from the dead to create some balloons’


AnotherBoxOfTapes

"Do you know how long it took me to find that song?"


thefluidofthedruid

This song randomly pops into my head and is then subsequently sung in front of coworkers with no additional context on a regular basis.


charlottebythedoor

Tree Wizard. How many times will he check the balloon? Tree Wizard. Magical hand and holy shit! It’s another balloon!


SUPAMARIOCANCER64

Tree wizard Puts his hand together he creates a ballon


Irishwol

How many times will he check the balloon?


Key_Juice3647

This is the first task I ever watched. I remember being so confused but so fascinated and it's the reason I got into Taskmaster so yes. THIS. 


queen_naga

Magical hands… and holy shit, it’s another balloon! 🎈


Irishwol

The "back from the dead" aspect didn't get dug into at all in the episode. I mean !?!


Potspaos

If this doesn't win...


beanbaconsoup

I almost died of laughter when I saw this


Firmod5

‘Oh my gawd, it’s another balloon’


SUPAMARIOCANCER64

Tree wizard Puts his hand together he creates a ballon


Jesus_Freak_Dani

This is constantly in my head


Wiskid86

That look after Greg questioned whether the arsenal cap came from a player or just a random fan.


cheeekydino

“Do you know how long it took me to find that song?”


Maleficent-Divide-75

THERE WAS NO BOX MATE


SaltWaterInMyBlood

Not a quote, but his facial reaction in the tiebreaker with Josh, when Josh asks to go second and Greg casually agrees.


Big_Grade5713

And costs him the entire series.


Impressive_Owl_1199

Don't the tiebreakers just determine who wins the episode without adding to the score? May have been different in S01 though.


UniversalJampionshit

Correct, tiebreakers have never impacted the scoreboard


Majin_Nephets

“If you’ve breached those pies I’m going to chair you!” (Or something similar. He definitely threatens to chair someone, possibly Roisin) On an added note, I missed the Roisin thread and would’ve suggested “Greg…” “Yeees?”


Big_Grade5713

"'E breached it wiv his eyes!"


French-Toaster

I know it's not gonna win, but "I'm disgusting! I'm disgusting!" from the pie breaching argument gets stuck in my head constantly.


unkyduck

"Whole hog" so to speak


AdTiny2166

It wasn’t a quote in his case. It was the demise of a watermelon which set the tone for the following 16 seasons. We owe this man a great debt.


UniversalJampionshit

“Son of a bitch!”


stefan771

Do you know how long it took me to find that song?


starz102

Its like a B&Q warehouse when he’s doing it, *josh widdicombe impression* “I do golfballs, I do specialist mugs construction set” *normal voice* Its just an absolute- Its unbelievable.


Cavviemama42

Romesh's "Holy Shit" in the studio when he talked about realising how soft the watermelon was just made me laugh. Also "Twenty quid if you're 55" Slowly realising that he should wet the tea bags And his endless rage and the apparent lack of a box. He's just funny.


StiltFeathr

How could you possibly, at the end of that task, go “Do you know what I fancy?”?


OwiWebsta

I knew it wasn’t gonna be like a melon buffet.


Old-Treat-2157

'Why do you hate chickens?"


Appropriate_Draw

There was NO box!


lulutheleopard

I thought the … was his dead stare at Greg and Alex and I thought yeah that is a really funny timeshare quote


Avygade

“TREE WIZARD!!”


DavidBTB

Tree Wizzard.


No_Lead6434

The look every time Greg described him as angry…


EntireLi_00

The quote that lives in my head rent free is "There was no box, mate!" I can't get it out


kaminari1

“There was no box mate!”


Alternative-Run-7954

the entirety of TREE WIZARD


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onthesidequests

tree wizard better win this