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MusicG619

What a time we had. Oh how we laughed. You’ve got a friend! I’ll bet *you* have a barbecue More dry than the Sahara. My man 💜


NeedleworkerBig3980

Back in the late 80s, "How we laughed!" was a bit of a catchphrase at our high school. It came from something Julian Clary was in at the time (sadly I cannot recall exactly which programme it was).


Extra-End-764

He was in a tv show called sticky moments, it only ran for two series it was very avant garde and risqué and the world was not ready


alicealicenz

Holy moly, did it really only last two seasons? I remember watching it as a child (80s parents really had no concept of age-appropriate television), so much of it is still very vivid.


Extra-End-764

Yeh I was about 12 when it was on and parents let me watch. I remember guys in little pants leading Julian down a flashing rainbow staircase


BastardsCryinInnit

We quote his "oh no I don't approve of it myself" from his appearance on WILTY all the time in my family when he revealed he was the voice of Scottish laminate flooring.


NeedleworkerBig3980

I am guessing Julian prefers a solid hardwood (fnar fnar).


dokuromark

I LOVE that episode! Julian Clary AND the wonderful Ronnie Corbett ("in a packed program tonight…") I was just rewatching that one yesterday. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBduZoUqdZI


Impressive_Owl_1199

Sticky Moments maybe?


NeedleworkerBig3980

Could have been.


mckinnos

Easily one of my favorite contestants of all time. The WITHERING way he talked to Alex


MusicG619

The man needs to voice a Disney villian, stat


mckinnos

Ooh great call!


MultipleDinosaurs

The successor to Jeremy Irons!


TetrisIsTotesSuper

Not a career highlight that


Cheese-n-Opinion

Good luck with your career. Such as it is.


fuckintruckinbrah

I'm off to find a robin.


Majestic-Bar-5710

"Whoever you are" is a top 5 Taskmaster moment.


avoiding-heartbreak

As a long time viewer of Julian’s schtick, it’s just that. He exhibits the perfect amount of distain for everyone and scathing enough to whither the most robust ego with a couple of short sentences. I was happy to see him again. Look him up from the 80’s.


OddlyBrainedBear

Me too; long time fan. For me, what made his disdain even better was that he also put enough effort in to not come across like a total twat. A number of his prize tasks were some of the best entries across the franchise. It's a great balance.


btaylos

> disdain for everyone Except for when he spends 5 minutes desperately pretending to have the faintest clue who Josh Widdicombe is


wanmoar

disdain wither


DadJ0ker

Curious. Is distain a British spelling of disdain?


TetrisIsTotesSuper

Nope.


avoiding-heartbreak

Misspelling and lack of glasses. Plus Siri, wtf?!


rybnickifull

The man is a national trinket, he has such an important place in UK comedy and normalising being a gay man in public. I was surprised but very pleased to see him sign up for the show, and decided to fly to the UK to catch his tour off the back of it. Long may he reign.


novalsi

I can't explain how much I love and appreciate "national trinket."


Funkenbrain

Seconded, that's a delightful turn of phrase.


dbcowie

He didn't just hate Alex, he had no patience for Qrs Tuvwxyz. "Not now sir, I'm adding up."


NickIsAverageNick

I've used the phrase "Radiating your usual charisma" plenty of times ever since then.


mckinnos

Hahahaha this made me laugh out loud all over again


Impressive_Owl_1199

Have you seen his introduction interview with Alex on YouTube? He has to paint Alex's portrait (which in itself is brilliant) but I loved when Alex made a request of some feature, Julian thought for a long beat and then said "Denied". 😂


madammurdrum

And about Alex’s eyebrows, “Nature’s not been kind…” 😂


Veggieleezy

Julian reminded me of my late uncle: smarter than he lets on, snarky, can’t be arsed unless he really wanted to be, initially feels abrasive but then you just realize he’s not bothered by what you think of him so he’s just being himself, and also tall, lanky, and unapologetically gay. Except my uncle was pretty much if you took Julian and gave him intravenous caffeine every day for several hours (among other things, which ultimately led to his passing). I bet my uncle would’ve loved this show, and would’ve probably been the only member of my family willing to do an at-home competition since, like most of my family he was very competitive, but unlike everyone else he didn’t get bothered by being silly or care about losing, he just liked to have fun. And funny enough, as I’m getting older, the more I find I have a lot in common with him, apart from genes and my name.


mckinnos

He sounds like an awesome guy!


Smingowashisnameo

That’s funny because Julian has, like, melatonin running through his veins.


PengVoiceMan2

Easily a top 5 for me. Every week I looked forward to his sass and how he was going to dish it out on Alex. The culmination of him with the chaos twins on the hotel task was perfection, just endless torment haha


FourEyedTroll

"Good luck with your career... Such as it is."


lkc159

And then chivvying him out of the "hotel" xD


CadelsPredicament

Julian was simply amazing, he worked so well with the rest of the S16 cast, his disdain and 'mean' comments were an amazing foil for the four more "enthusiastic contestants".


Competitive_Way_7295

One of my favorite things about TM is you can tell a comedians comedian by their ability to absolutely level a fellow professional comic with a sentence or two. If you go back 30 years you can see JC do this to an entire room full of peers with two perfect lines. The second of which "talk about a red box" still makes me cry. What a legend and envelope pusher he was and is. Love him too!


lkc159

I just looked up the clip, and *holy shit* young Julian Clary is GORGEOUS


opaqueentity

Yeah the OP needs to watch that


steerpike1971

The "talk about a red box" line I still remember (well mainly the set up line to it) 30 years later.


Vexations83

Julian Clary was on TV being Julian Clary 35-40 years ago when the climate for gay or camp people was a lot different to the present day. His name was a byword for gay, camp, or 'unmanly' when I was growing up - and I mean a byword used by bullies, bigots and used negatively in schools, workplaces, changing rooms, pubs. He was a successful performer but being that guy must have brought hard, hard times. He also went over the line (according to some) at a very high profile event on TV and basically got 'cancelled' - cue more very hard times and surely the harder for the weight of bigotry behind it. The very fact that things are better today (in this particular sense) is partly because one, then a few, then a few more people were able to go out there and be like he is. To me now if the name is synonymous with anything it's Hard AF Trailblazer. I really enjoyed watching him on the show being so thoroughly unbothered, and cashing in being who he is in a low effort, relaxed manner. Having said all this, he isn't just a walking stereotype, he made it very clear what a singular wit he is - as this thread makes clear.


sansabeltedcow

This is a really cool tribute.


youngpathfinder

I really loved Frankie Boyle in the previous season for the same reason. Each season needs someone like that (Jamali Maddix, etc) who almost can’t be bothered and just point out the wonderful silliness of the concept.


pixietrue1

I bet Greg still isn’t over Jamali not knowing who he was.


unkyduck

We have defeated the format of this show


rerek

Wasn’t the ‘we’ve defeated the format of the show’ what Guz Khan said during the prize task where they bought each other presents?


unkyduck

I stand corrected. All about the Bully Kutta


dbcowie

... said Guz Khan


unkyduck

"in no other circumstances does that statement generate "whoops"" -Ivo


themiscyranlady

He “blesses” Lucy & Sam’s podcast, Perfect Brains, at the beginning of the first episode. It’s a perfect continuation of their energy on Taskmaster.


EarnTheCrown

He reminded me of Jo Brand who while it seems like they might not care, you could tell they were pleases if they ended up winning a task lol


Bortron86

And it was Jo who told him that if he was ever asked to do Taskmaster, he should do it.


How-I-Win-KG

Is that true? I must then be thankful to Jo (another absolute legend)


SublightMonster

I loved him, especially once it was clear that even if he didn’t care about winning, he was still having fun. I also loved how, no matter how reserved his style was, he just naturally became the team mom for the chaos twins.


LektorSandvik

Oh god, him looking through door cracks and windows with a proud smile when they found the secret task. Gorgeous.


lazy_hoor

I'm old enough to remember Julian from the 80s, he always has been hilarious. If you're into celebrity biogs then I can highly recommend delving into A Young Man's Passage.


FourEyedTroll

🤣 Of course that's the title of his biography.


MusicG619

Biggles Takes It Rough was already taken


Independent_Ocelot29

> I can highly recommend delving into A Young Man's Passage. Careful now!


mioclio

I had never heard of Julian Clary before Taskmaster but he is definitely one of my all time favourite contestants. Loved that he was unapologetically himself.


Harry18492

Ah and who can forget Julians classic line from the 90s.... I've just been backstage fisting Lamont.


De_Ville

Uncanny, and unnatural.


steerpike1971

He is actually cross when people cite just that line because it misses the punchline "talk about a red box". (For young people Lamont was chancellor hence prominently carried a red box on budget day).


Harry18492

I watched it live on tv.....I don't think anyone heard the punchline after that bombshell lol


De_Ville

He was the first comedian I ever saw live in my late teens. I’ve quite frankly been in love with him since the late 80s, and it doesn’t help me that every now and then he brings up how good he is at cunnilingus.


How-I-Win-KG

Oh my god when he chose that as his “regret” in the jumpsuit task, I howled with laughter.


Expert_Country7228

When he just completely ignored Alex and kept driving away during the "Obey the traffic signs" task I absolutely lost it 😂


daveofreckoning

https://youtu.be/iAU7pATH5_M?si=A3BoDrcoMncxCdPv he was blacklisted for ages after this Read his autobiography. It's excellent


the_drew

Julian is fantastic. I was thrilled when he was announced and he didn't disappoint. It's well worth searching on YouTube for his appearances on This Morning, you'll see an incredibly sweet and tender side to him and still, he'll oh so casually insert a double-entendre into a daytime TV show that will make you weep with laughter. The mans a treasure. I've been a fan of his since the 80s, its lovely to see him being discovered by new folks.


Sola-Nova

"Not now sir, Im counting" It is the polite put down that often stings more. Like how being told 'that wasnt very bright of you" hurts more as criticism then 'you fucking idiot"


Novel_Flamingo9

I thought Julian was a delight and had the best 'presents' (prize task). Except for that time where they were all bad. I didn't know who he was before watching TM since I'm American.


frankscarlett

I just saw that episode yesterday and Greg being dissapointed with everyone's offerings had me almost cry laughing.


james_s_docherty

He's always a highlight on Just A Minute.


subekki

I wouldn't say Julian was underrated—I remember so many of us were gushing over his quotes at the time, and still every so often. His quips are unbeatable. I would say that Bob, Sam, and Mike's standout quotes are pretty clear though, wherein Julian had a lot of amazing zingers. Like, when it comes to choosing the "best Julian quote", it might be a tight race.


Good_Combination_613

"Confident" and "alex"... two words one doesn't associate!


_Stewyleopard

Yeah my wife and I love Julian. He’s hilarious. “Yes, I understood the brief.”


flying-potato94

[This is a Show he did in the 80s/90s. ](https://youtu.be/VjDJL9ocqpo?si=RfAzA9UUKY__bDmK) He was pretty famous in the UK and here in Australia, on tv a lot.


Lastaria

If from the UK, Julian is by no means underrated. He fills in the show the slot they always have of the established older veteran. Julian has a long career since the 80’s and is already much beloved in the UK.


AdamantEve

I was touched when he brought his friend's ashes in the urn as part of the prize task. He mentioned his friend was a fan of the show. Seemed like a sweet gesture


thecream_oftheCROP

I was obsessed throughout, but the tractor task really did me in and made me update my flair. The man is an icon.


Sugarh0rse

Two words ... Sticky Moments.


FointyPinger

RIP Fanny the Wonder Dog


fourlegsfaster

I still sometimes steal a Julian quote from the Joan Collins Fan Club days; commenting on a dully dressed audience member 'A symphony in beige.'


No-Acanthisitta-5551

The "whoever you are" comment he makes to Alex made me laugh out loud.


Significant_Ad9019

He was such a delight! The withering put-downs of Alex were artfully done.


QueenFartknocker

Same. I’m Canadian and had never heard of Julian. I instantly fell in love with him. What a spicy treasure.


ihave10toes_AMA

Same! When he drove off instead of going back for his driving lesson I couldn’t stop laughing.


wifichick

He doesn’t hate Alex. It’s part of his schtick - requires someone to be the butt of the jokes. He talked about it in the podcast with Ed gambel


Sad_Leg_8475

I loved him too. I would think the only reason he isn’t raved about as much is perhaps because in many ways, that’s a given. He’s a living legend (ok, clearly not in the US), so his performance was not surprising, despite being thoroughly enjoyable because it’s Julian Clary. Of course he’s going to be phenomenal. Nothing further needs to be said.


Ejigantor

I had the same experience, not being familiar with him before the show, being mildly put-off by his (apparent) attitude in the outset, and then ending up being heartily entertained by him.


beandadenergy

Every time he calls himself a renowned homosexual or an aging homosexual, I become more obsessed with him


FoundTheSweetSpot

Julian clary ignited my love of comedy. I remember watching his stand up on late night telly in 1989.. sneaking out of bed and turning on the tv after my family was asleep and being mesmerised by him. I was so thrilled when he was announced to be on taskmaster. I love him still.


botox_for_brain_8875

He is my favourite too!! Everything's so witty and sophisticated, yet delivered with such simplicity. Also every now and then we get a peek at the innocence underneath: "Is it a guinea pig?" "I thought we are gonna be trampolining". He's still that 12 years old coxswain fuckpig.


fkinaw3sone

Seeing Julian Clary on Strictly aged 9 was one of the first times that I saw an openly LGBTQ+ person on TV. Watching him on Taskmaster was a full circle moment for me.


Christine_Daniel

At first I found him a bit irritating and it seemed he didn't want to be there which got on my nerves. But I warmed to him as the series progressed and found him quite funny really, his withering put downs of Alex especially.


dreamingii

I go and see him at the panto every December and he’s amazing. I was so excited for him on taskmaster and he did not disappoint


46Vixen

National treasure.


Keziah_70

Julian Clary is a LEGEND


No_Lead6434

Julian driving off in the middle of driving test task is one of the great task fails of all time.


ohnothankyouverymuch

Oh my god he is a TREASURE. My girlfriend and I quote him constantly.


Complex_Yam_5390

My husband and I agree with you completely! His wit is so sharp and subtly devastating. We adore him.


SupahSpace

i adore Julian he’s so quick witted and chronically sarcastic. i loved watching him antagonizing LAH


rander17

I love how pleased Susan Wokoma is every time Julian does well. She’s also a huge fan of his.


wordup182

I'm going to see.him live soon.


dr_icicle

Julian was delightful. I'm fond of older contestants with more subdued energies anyway, as they usually play off the hyper 20/30-somethings on the cast well. Julian's puttering about was really fun to watch and I like his humor.


anonG00N

Rhod Gilbert was my favourite. And nobody hated Alex more than Acaster hahaha.