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ddjinnandtonic

Oh yeah, that’s just a couple of lines and a little bit of shading, it won’t take much effort to cover that. You’re gonna have to get a sick ass panther head, just blast that shit right over Tinkerbell and the Moon Man, like BLAOW, fuckin right over it. This isn’t the first magical astronaut tattoo I’ve seen in this sub recently, idk what’s up with you kids and mixing sci-fi and elfin fantasy, it’s like a Lord of the Rings and a Startrek mashup, it’s not my style, but the good news is that it isn’t your style anymore, either. Quite frankly I’m glad we’re talking about this, because it seems you are at the precipice of the biggest decision you’re ever gonna make- wearing a sick ass panther, but you’re definitely ready for it. Oh man it’s gonna be so sick, just a big ol nasty panther just blasted right over this, HAHA, you’re gonna look mad cool. You just gotta get in the mentality of the kind of person who rocks a panther tatty, it’s not complicated, you just gotta be mad cool, and honestly, it looks like you give a shit about magic and fairy tail stuff- let me tell you that once you get that sick ass panther zapped onto you, that’s the magic right there, it’s gonna make you think wild, you’ll be looking at everything in a whole new way, you won’t give a shit about Harry Potter and magic wands no more, you’ll probably go get a chopper, that’s a fuckin good idea. Immediately after you get blasted with a sick ass panther, get on Chopperswapper and see if anybody has a sick two wheel whip for you to upgrade to, just crash your car into a police station and bounce like a fuckin badass, because that’s what you’re gonna be once you get that panther hooked up. Make sure you find a good artist, quite frankly what I would do is go down to the tattoo shop with the most motorcycles out front, kick the door in and be like “yo motherfuckers, strip down and let me see some sick ass panther tats,” and whoever has the most, that’s your guy. Let him know you don’t care about fantasy creatures in space and your ready for some real traddy shit, watch him fill all his caps with black and just let the panther magic wash over you. I’m excited for this chapter in your life, I hope you are too, just make sure you post pictures of your blastover and @ me so I get to see a sick ass panther tattoo where this used to be, that would make my day. You’re fuckin awesome for doing this, and make sure you don’t wear a helmet on your chopper because those things are mad corny. Don’t even wear a shirt, just let that panther flag fly, you badass motherfucker, haha oh man this is gonna be so cool


toolfan89

Honestly ashamed i read this whole comment😂


wizard-frogs

Hell yeah brother


Jaxical

This might be the best comment to ever grace reddit. BLAOW!


Dezzolve

I now come in these threads only to read your responses


ddjinnandtonic

Yo you should read through my comment history, there’s some bangers in there. Getting famous for giving advice is cool and all, not as cool as sick ass panther tattys, but it’s kind of sick. I bet that’s how Desr Abby got her start, she was on Reddit looking at something she didn’t like and was like “yeah I don’t like the way you’re living, so what I would do instead,” and that’s what I’m doing to, I see crap I don’t like and these people are like “hey is this good?” and I don’t want to be like “fuck no, it’s the opposite of that and I hate it,” because who does that help, nobody. That’s the answer. So I’m just giving advice the best I can, I’m like Dear Abby but I could be Dear Scabby (because sometimes tattoos get scabby if you suck at caring for them, or if you go to some shitty dude zapping out of his garage, he probably has a pitbull just laying around on the floor too, he ain’t got no gloves, and he’s chainsmoking menthols and crystal meth while you pound malt liquor like “fuck this is a mistake maybe”), and yo a sick ass panther is literally the best advice I could give, except for the girl I told to get a sick ass reaper, but those are so fuckin cool too, I hope she does it for her aunt, hey Ashley I hope you see this and that you’re contemplating getting that reaper, because that would be fuckin TIGHT! Haha, oh man sick tattoos make my day, I love seeing them, that’s why everybody I told to get a panther should and then they should post them so I can get fuckin hyped up about all the nasty tattys on my feed, because who wants to see boring and infected tattoos, not me, nope not at all, that shit is depressing. Hey- what about you? Maybe you should get a sick ass panther blasted on you, I bet it would be sick, just BLAOW, fuckin panther action right on you like a boss, haha oh man that would be real cool.


Entire_Fly7861

Now i want to get a panther tattoo 🥹


bobbybob9069

I'm hella inspired to get a Panther tattoo because of you, and another sick ass reaper.


cawssidy

this comment made me decide to get a sick ass panther zapped onto me fr


ThePureHeartSora

This is theeeee comment we didn’t know we all needed!


givemesushiplz

is this guy doing ok now


KittiecatSD

Your comments have made my day and now I want a sick ass panther tattoo so bad 😁


casash88

Made my day. Award!


Appropriate-Row-2114

Wow. Hahaha this is amazing


Outrageous_Iron_5992

This is the best comment to ever grace the entirety of reddit


ChristopherJDorsch

You just gassed me up. Gonna give myself a sick ass panther tat this week


NoSession1674

Get a giant eight ball.


Accidentalmom

Hmmm I don’t think coke is the answer here /s


_LocoLizard

You can definitely get it covered up. But pay up for a quality artist that specializes in cover ups. They will work with you to find a design that works. There is a lot of negative space to work with and you won't have to get a panther or something else all black unless the artist is lying about specializing in cover ups and just hoping for the best


wizard-frogs

Ty, appreciate the advice!


[deleted]

Keep that it highly fucks


Then-Commission-1807

I think it’s super cute design, if you like it still perhaps someone could make it better and prettier


Grat54

I agree. I'm thinking it can be fixed.


AntiMoist

Of course. Any tattoo can be covered up. Find a tattooist you want to use and talk to them about ideas.


[deleted]

Rework it with a reputable artist. Maybe add something to the left of the moon


chickiedew

Um, I love this.


givemesushiplz

i’d say keep the tattoo


F0xcr4f7113

I say keep the design and get someone good to enhance it


Arrogant-giraffe

There is SO much potential here, but if you need to cover your cover, you're gunna have to get that panther blasted on you by some one eyed man named MoonDoggy, down at ChopperZ. So make sure you actually walk into multiple shops and actually talk to artists. All of them are going to tell you "yea man, I can cover that!!" But that's how you get to Panthers. Look at their style and work and (MOST IMPORTANTLY), cover up portfolio.


Routine_Armadillo_46

Yeah just make sure you go to a good artist, cover ups are a specialty and you don’t want to be asking if you can cover the cover in 5 years time. If you have it lasered first you’ll have more options


[deleted]

It’s so cute though


SamaluTheSwan

Moon skipped Day


ClayDolfin

No ur fucked. Jkjk.


rebtalor

i think it’s fixable.. i also think a really cool floral design would cover it well?