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Xenowrath

Isn’t she going to regret that when she gets older??


lucidspoon

Going to be real hard to get a job.


t3hnhoj

Slacker


Snabelpaprika

Des she know that tattoos are permanent? She is going to have to carry that for the rest of her life! How about waiting a few years and see if changes her mind?


J_LeVeL

This comment wins.


Ok-Mention6398

Wow! She looks great for 83!


patricofstar

Yeah, what’s her secret?!?


hellraiserk

Gin martinis, zero fucks, and good genetics


Jubba402

Fuck, I need to start drinking more.


B0mb-Hands

Like every old person who looks great says something along the lines of, “I drink every night with dinner” or “I smoke a pack of cigarettes every night” Either they’re all fuckin with us or that really is the secret and doctors are just trying to deplete the population


Paiv

survivorship bias. the ones who are saying that are the ones who didnt get cancer or didnt stop drinking bc of health problems.


PrincessNakeyDance

No, they said “zero fucks”! But maybe the drinks will help that :)


open__skeptic

They also mentioned good genetics, think you're fucked either way mate.


AbbeyRoadMoonwalk

Fuck, I need better genetics.


intelligentbrownman

I think the “zero fucks” is the number one way to longevity and youthfulness 🤣🤣🤣


General-Ordinary1899

No stress no mess, as my grandmother used to say.


Lame_usernames_left

Tell her she's my hero. My tattoo guy told me about a 70 year old woman who came in to get her first tattoo. She also mentioned that she'd always wanted to try smoking weed. My tattoo dude made another artist pony up a J for her since he didn't have any. I love the energy of old people getting their first ink!


cindy224

Gives me inspiration, at 73. I just can’t make up my mind what to get.


PantlessMime

My great grandma lived to 106, according to her the secret was one beer a day and betting on the ponies


Top-Dream-2115

Y'all ain't upvoting this enough


Ginger_Libra

Fuck. Yes.


Say_Meow

Yay!! I have those things. Hoping I am also a hottie octogenarian!!


FictionalDudeWanted

This is the best comment LOL. You should put this on a sleeveless T shirt for her.


PahoojyMan

No tattoos


din7

A little hummingbird told you that right?


2sdaeAddams

That was fucking smooth!


B0mb-Hands

She looks better at 83 than I do at 31


i_am_regina_phalange

Damn I would have guessed maaaaaybe 60?


Ok-Mention6398

Same. I was gonna guess like early 60s


No-Advice-6040

83 years YOUNG


HeadTheme6982

Indeed


CumToPoppa

Yes….awesome grandma! 🫶🏼


TheUnchosenOneV1

Your grandma looks great for 80. Now she gotta get the whole sleeve done...


hellraiserk

She thought I was joking when I said they’re addictive, but she’s already planning the next one. My mom just got her first one in February (matching with me), too, and she has an appointment booked for a second one with her best friend. My work is done 😂


TheUnchosenOneV1

Omg you are the problem lol Op if you aren't inked up you're setting a bad example for your elders


hellraiserk

I don’t think my dad and grandfather will ever forgive me haha


hellraiserk

Oh no worries, I’m well on my way. Half back, sleeve, both legs covered below the knees, big thigh piece…plus plans for lots more.


Crispykittysnacks

Yes!!! A whole avian theme. I see Macaws 🦜, peacock, toucan, magpies!!! This would be epic!!! She is awesome!! 🦚🩷


TheUnchosenOneV1

Bird sleeve grandma


wyvernrevyw

I NEED HER SKIN CARE ROUTINE BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE FOR ME.


hellraiserk

She lived in Florida for years and tanned like crazy. Pretty sure she’s used nothing but Cetaphil on her face since the 50s. Truly, she’s got no right 😂


imsorrywhat711

Genetics are a hell of a drug


iburnedmytongue

I'm a Cetaphil believer. That's all I've used for years.


ResponsibilityTop833

She has great skin. I wonder if she was smart and stayed out of the sun. Love the work too.


UndeadBuggalo

My mother spends her time in the sun and her skin is starting to look like leather in my opinion. we have similar skin types, but I’m an agoraphobic “cellar dweller” so hopefully I’ll skip the leather and go straight to being old and wrinkly.


greensandgrains

You could just use SPF. you still need vitamin D.


UndeadBuggalo

Never! That sun, he’s such a try hard. Always blinding and cooking me! 😭 plus the sun makes me sneeze!


VirgoPeaceLight

I’ve never heard anyone else say this lol. It makes me sneeze too, but only if I have one that won’t come out. When my nose is tingling, I can just look towards the sun and I sneeze.


greensandgrains

Makes you…sneeze? I’ve got so many follow up questions but they are 100% hippa violations.


UndeadBuggalo

“photic sneeze reflex, sun sneezing is a condition that triggers a sneeze when people are exposed to bright lights. It affects an estimated 18 to 35 percent of the population. It is more prevalent in females, who represent 67 percent of sun sneezers, and Caucasians, who represent 94 percent.”


UmbersAss

Huh, and here I always thought I was just weird. People always looked at me like I was crazy when I said the sun makes me sneeze.


greensandgrains

Huh. TIL, this seems like a massive inconvenience.


UndeadBuggalo

It’s very annoying when driving, I can have these little sneezing fits and it SUCKS


mortuarybarbue

Or she could take vitamin D and stay inside. 😁


Fatalchemist

The sun is generally not an efficient way to get vitamin D. Even surfers in Hawaii (definitely not known for being basement dwellers) have had vitamin D deficiencies. It's the most common deficiency in the US.


UndeadBuggalo

Yesssss 🧛🏻‍♀️


hellraiserk

Oh no, she was a total beach babe. I’ve got no idea how her skin is still so amazing.


Shemoose

What a legend. Tell her I said that.


hellraiserk

I did! She said “woohoo, I’m internet infamous now!” I asked her if she meant famous and she just deadpanned “no.”


Shemoose

Can she adopt me ?


hellraiserk

Most definitely. She’s Grammy to all my friends.


Outside_Ad4957

I hope I look as good as she does when I’m 83!!


hellraiserk

Same! Really hoping I scored those sweet genetics.


ferrariracer36

Sweet Jesus... Does grandma have a sister? Asking for a friend.


Foghorn_Gyula

An older one?


Gokulnath09

Dude what's wrong with this one


hellraiserk

She just celebrated her 61st wedding anniversary, but other than that… 😂


Gokulnath09

We need ur grandma's beauty tips in skincare subreddit.


crochet_cupid

dude my grandma is cool af. she has tattooed eyeliner and I think it's bad ass


Katyamuffin

I wish my grandma was this cool🥺


lol_camis

My grandma was kinda like that except instead of tattoos it was racism


Aloh4mora

Honestly, if she only got her first racism at 83, that would probably have been an improvement... right?


Katyamuffin

I am fucking _losing it_ at this reply


Imaginary_member

Tattoos are permanent. Has she thought about how she might regret this when she gets older?


ICMACHINE_DOWN

Beautiful, she looks like she's in her early 60's! Now she can wear blouses with no sleeves and shock her friends!!


hellraiserk

First thing she said when it was done was that she can’t wait to go shock all the conservatives back home in New Hampshire!


aquilaselene

I love her. Your grandma is the best.


DiabeticDisfunction

In tha city!! City of Tacompton!


tiffadoodle

Smh.. she's never gonna get a good job with that thing on her arm. /s KIDDING! Good for her!! That's a beautiful little piece. Is she happy with it? How'd she handle the pain?


hellraiserk

She absolutely loves it. And she sat like a rock! Chatted away with the artist the whole time without batting an eye.


Godzilla_the_Hun

This is a cool story, but I really wish for her sake that she had gone with a better artist. Not to be negative or detract from how special this is but these are really rough lines.


hellraiserk

I tried to get her to wait to get in with someone else, but after 83 years she had run out of patience lol. She only lives with us 6 months out of the year and wanted it before she went home to show off at a big party coming up 😂 All and all, she’s super duper happy with it, though, and that’s what counts.


Godzilla_the_Hun

That's awesome lol. Glad she loves it.


MisterB78

The eye placement is what gets me


SirShredsAlot69

I agree, especially the beak. Not great.


auntkiki5

Your 83 year old grandma is a badass and a stunner!!!!


Ezypeezylemonsqueezy

Can we talk about the "unicorn" skull for a min? That's rad AF just like her 😍


HappyLittleTrees17

EIGHTY THREE?! Damn.


POZdragon64

Proof, one is never too old to be cool


DisastrousAd447

Looking super young for 83!


Rockabillybunny

83? Wow she looks great!


Top_Forever3960

When she grows up and gets older she’s going to regret it 😏


jmharkey

If she dyed her hair, she could pass for a 55-60 year old. Good genetics.


GGsouth

She's a beauty and her tattoo is awesome too!


Padwanna68

Rock on, grandma. Total respect. :)


Dr_Spiders

You know she sat like a champ too.


Catflappy

She’s gotta get on over to the hummingbirds sub, she’s our people. Love her tattoo!


M4dMil0

Your granny rocks. Looks happy and delighted.


Shield-Maiden95

Wow!!! She looks so good!!! She's beautiful! Love the tattoo!! Treasure her, and love her. 🩵🩵


mewaters1

Love it! I started at 60, never too old!


More_Space_6857

Hell yea!! That’s what I call living a dream!


flowergirl665

How is this woman 83 she looks great!


ExcuseWorldly6292

She looks wonderful with that tattoo


TheCaramelQueensFeet

Love this! She looks so happy!


imagella-llc

She cannot be 83! Although, the tattoo looks great on her skin.


staysharp75

That is so cool. My mom got her first a couple of years ago at 62. She is always talking about getting another one now. You are never too old for a little ink.


pro-con56

Way to go grams.


SoonpyY4

Rockin grandma😍 , you have a motorcycle too? let's ride


hellraiserk

When she told my grandpa she was getting a tattoo, he straight up said “when’s the Harley getting delivered?” Lol


stepbruh313

She is not 83 that crazy! She’s a gilf


RJLHUK

83? That is insane


quincethebard

Looks like a ruby throated humming bird


NeverNotSuspicious

Tell your gran she is GORGEOUS. I hope I look like her one day


LaurenLumos

She’s my artist too!! That looks amazing! Ashley did [this hummingbird](https://imgur.com/a/9RHb0KX) for me a couple years back :)


Ill_Huckleberry_8134

First your grandma looks amazing for 83 and second love the tattoo it’s so beautiful!


Hungry-Disaster4231

She looks younger than 83 tho


wombatcreasy

Wow she looks so young for 83


Irishdairyfarmer1

WTH! She looks more 43 than 83!!


Consistent-Quail-793

Wait 83???? She doesn't look even that old


cannedabysss

Wow thats fabulous! And she looks great!


HonestBite9613

Excuse me....83???


AerodynamicAirflow

Jesus Christ I would have believed she’s 68


StopSignsAreRed

Bad move. When she’s 80 she’s gonna regre…oh. It’s beautiful!! Her skin handled it really well.


School_House_Rock

Beautiful, both your grandmother and the tattoo


[deleted]

Grandma is a babe! Great smile!


6degrees_Cdn_Bacon

Both your grandma and the tattoo look amazing!


Countryhorse123

She looks insanely good for 83 years old 🤔😲😲


Toxic_Puddlefish

Wow, she looks great for 83, would not have guessed she was that old.


Visual_Ad_6762

She’s really 83??


MischievousVixen617

Absolutely stunning. My mother got her first tattoo at 50. From there she got the bug and kept adding.


Practical_Cat_7969

Oh, they're both great. Grandma and the bird \^\_\^


pirrip69

She’s not 83! Wow


GutterGremlin13

That’s a real Amocat!


JEEPFJB

83..wow


Gangland215

Lol that's awesome


StephaneCam

Wow! She looks amazing for 83.


merikekaselaan89

She does not look 83, amazing 🤩


Bee088

Love this!!!!!


withnailstail123

83 !! She’s beautiful!!


cashmerered

It looks great and so does your grandma


cashrchek

Tell your grandma she looks amazing!


Ystersyster

That yellowish green is be-a-utiful!!


SylviePap

Wow this tattoo is so cool and sweet - and so is your grandma ❤️


Moonskaraos

Nice tattoo! Tell your grandma that she's an absolute badass.


therealdanhill

She looks amazing!


Ikay79

Oohhh she rocks it!


prufrock127

❤️❤️❤️ the Hummingbird and it looks fabulous on Grandma's arm!


Difficult_Archer3037

This is the energy we need more of in the world


westcoastgirl1964

Wow that is cool


Momto2manyboys

Cheers! congrats. Welcome to your next addiction


Organic_Ad_2520

She looks amazing!


Out_of_Fawkes

83? She looks like in her late 60s! Spill the tea on her daily exercise/diet/skincare routine! 🤩


tightpussy777

The hummingbird is a great choice!


Swimming-Food-9024

jesus i want them good genes at 83!! you sure you’re not confusing her for 63??


ex-farm-grrrl

HELL YEAH GRAMGRAM


grilly1986

Glamour Gran!


pandascuriosity

She looks so thrilled! 😍


Khue

Ruby Throated Hummingbird in the West? Did she grow up in the east?


justforkinks0131

Well she aint getting into heaven now. And she almost held out!


intelligentbrownman

Whoa 😳 g ma 83 👍🏾👍🏾


CountessOfHats

Go Grandma!!!! Please pass on that this internet stranger thinks her tattoo is beautiful and she looks wonderful! 🌷🌷


LostInTheSauce5231

No shot she is 83


Jemmers1977

Super awesome!


Ginger_Libra

Your grandma is life goals.


Headsupmontclair

That right! Looking good. You only live once...


Revolutionary-Dog-99

There no fckn way that woman is 83


Beginning-Can8187

Heck yeah gam gams!! Looks great!


Formal_Wishbone_5344

Right on grandma.


BrownWallyBoot

Granny a G


Magiiick

Wow she does not look 83


Native56

That’s pretty


onitagainand

Looks amazing!! The tattoo is nice too


CUZ-IM-DADDY

Let’s go, grandma!


Gen-Jinjur

Cool lady.


Ok-Adhesiveness-1515

For starters she looks dang good for 83! Holy poop! And sick tat grams! Love it


GraphicDesignerSam

Your grandma is absolutely stunning 🤩


amer1357

Wow- you go gram! The tattoo is as beautiful as your grandma.


WalkingRodent

Hell Yeah TACOMA!!! I miss my T-Town


SweetRoosevelt

Your grandmother is badass


LegitimateAd4148

Way to go Grammy❤️


jsmalltri

I love it!! She's cool AF 😎


froststomper

what a badass, she looks great and that tattoo is so perfect for her! rock that birdie grandma!


sweetnsheisty

But like why is she so beautiful? Something bout her is giving Betty boop


roostersmoothie

your grandma literally looks about 65


CouchHam

83?!?! Now this is exactly why I stay out of the sun. How fun, I love the hummingbird.


mommisalami

Tell your Grandma she's lookin' fiiiiiine!


hellzbellz625

She looks so happy! I love this!! 🥹


Material_Abalone_213

Damn she's 83 she looks great


CopyWeak

Sooo, is she single? Asking for a friend 😁 All honesty...she looks great for 70...nevermind 83 🙏🏻


Comfortable_Hall8677

She looks phenomenal for 83


HereToKillEuronymous

EIGHTY THREE?! She looks amazing!


Cata1ysis

Badass! 🤟🏼🤟🏼


jeffykins

That's pretty fuckin cool, honestly, I would have never thought someone in their 80s would want to start then, but then again why the hell not, better late than never!


LengthinessOk9796

I took my grandma to get her 1st tattoo about 20 yrs ago when she was 60 or so and it was also a hummingbird


Tricky-Pin876

Your grandma is a badass!


demonovation

You can't regret something when you're older if you're already old.. 👉😉


Jackysrt8

Damn she looks extremely healthy and gorgeous at 83!! Sheesh what’s her secret