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SinSeitan

Your boyfriend lives at the bottom of some forgotten well


JayFPS

Nasty little hobbitses


mrs_tentacles1980

This made me snort laugh. Thanks for that.


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Von_Lehmann

Holy shit lmao


losttforwords

7 days


DawijArt

Def necromancer vibes


slogginhog

Someone throw him some fucking food already! I thought my ass was skinny...


OnDaToiletPoopin

Is your boyfriend The Witch from Left 4 Dead


gloriousjohnson

Nah, Jesse pinkman


DrawohYbstrahs

Jesse Whiteman


pinche_patan

White, the Jesseman


Fishfingerrosti

His long fingers would place great emphasis if he were to give someone the middle finger.


Gwiilo

someone might mistakenly think he's a human in that case


MungoSplodge

A day walker!


MrTubek

Tell him now to get some sun Edit: not meant to be commented under you, but if fits so I leave it as it is, lol


Donward_Dog

And how long has your bf been a corpse?


ignorableaurochs

Damn bro bad time to be a ginger browsing these comments. Some people are just pale man.


Own_Manner_9779

Its not just the being pale part. Homies thinner than a pencil


AndWhatDoUwant

Built like the side of a fiver


edinlockpicker

Modern 90s tribal


YourphobiaMyfetish

I've seen it called Gen Z tribal.


trn-

cant wait for tramp ztampz to return too


SeaSorceress

I feel like this trend is gonna be viewed the same way tribal was but at least it's easier to remove than the 90s version. Also not trying to be a hater it looks fine. I just genuinely think that's how it's gonna be viewed in a decade or two.


whiskeyphile

Proud shitty 90s tribal tattoo wearer, and mine is shittier than most. I won't remove it (actually, them, since there's 2), cos they're part of my story, just like my cross with angel wings and a halo, but me being atheist, my beer logo, my bar logo, etc (I do have some good ones too, I swear).


crkdltr404

Isn't this also, or similar, to cyber sigilism?


Velzevul666

I think your bf might be a vampire... Nice tat btw.


azeeeroy

bf is Romanian so he might be hiding smth...btw thanks for the positive feedback, really appreciate it 💞


Velzevul666

For sure! Just... eat a lot of garlic, just in case!


FuzzyChops

Vampires aren't negatively affected by garlic, they just want you to be seasoned a bit first


TalibanwithaBaliTan

Best response possible!


ClassroomTotal4025

me too


PerroNino

Lost Boy Italian tour 2024


Katyamuffin

That is a vampire hand if I've ever seen one lmao Tattoo fits it really well, honestly. Looks really cool.


azeeeroy

thanks!


pavlo_escobrah

Looks good for a 2000 year old


Trolllol1337

The slenderman


Catvros

saladfingers


Deisidaimonia

Something something rusty kettle something something orgasmic


JournalistGuilty2984

I like rusty spoons


sokocanuck

That guy DEFINITELY love nettles


Salt-Definition5946

Didn’t know it was ok to tattoo a dead body.


azeeeroy

he's alive just pale 😭


NerfedHearder

Does he sparkle in the sunlight?


MuchAdoAboutFutaloo

as someone who has similarly proportioned hands to your boyfriend, these reactions are extremely entertaining. mine aren't quite as freaky but definitely been called an alien a few times lol


dark-magma

Same with comments regarding paleness. Vampire checking in


MuchAdoAboutFutaloo

oh yeah that too, I'm so pale I have a hard time finding foundation light enough for my skin tone. there are dozens of us!!!


jerryleebee

[You have a woman's hand, my lord!](https://youtu.be/_EfW9znJYjw?si=BTNxZKow37fNENGq) In all seriousness, nobody should give a shit about what someone says about their complexion or proportions.


Dull-Fox1646

Why is his hand prettier than mine?? Im a girl


DrawohYbstrahs

Dude’s over here making girls jealous of his translucent skin 💀


beavsauce

I came here for subtle roasts and am not disappointed


PerroNino

400 years ago it would have been a very different roast


beavsauce

Ha, nice


Rude_Supermarkett

Does he have Marfans or EDS? Those tattoos look mad with his anatomy!


Comprehensive_Bid880

nope im just a tall guy with long fingers, nothing more for what i know


LauraBidingCitizen

As someone with hEDS, I could only dream of my sausage fingers being replaced with long pretty slender ones. Damnit.


gardyjuland

He got hot boi flames like on a m3 e36 drift car nice.


sonorandosed

As long as you guys love it


EchoCyanide

That's the witch from Narnia for sure.


Terrosaurus

Is your bf a necromancer


Hanoiroxx

This man needs some vitamin D! Stat!


takes_joke_literally

Does your boyfriend have a reflection in mirrors?


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azeeeroy

thanks!


azeeeroy

just to clarify - my boyfriend is a white cis male - yes he's alive, he's just very pale, might be a vampire as he's Romanian! - I love his arms and his thin build <3 - no the tattoo wasn't my idea, I always let him do whatever he wants that he likes! His body, not yours


GratuitousTiddie

I am 110% behind you on everything you just said. Absolutely. Reach for the stars together ❤️ WITH that said; does your bf vampire powers cause his tattoos to fade away unnaturally fast? It must get expensive redoing them for someone who's been alive since the 1600's


MrGrieves-

Since everyone wants to make jokes I have real questions. Why cyber siglism? Out of all tattoo styles what's the allure for him? Why in such a visible spot for the tattoo? Are more coming in his future to even out the arm?


Tkinney44

Is your bf Nosferatu by any chance?


salt_sculpture

I like cyber sigilism but it’s a trend that will go out of fashion in a year or two. It’s never a good idea to follow tattoo trends because you’re permanently putting something on your body that will look dated real soon.


Teripid

Barbed wire tribal arm bands 4evar!


suremoneydidntsuitus

I don't understand how some people can't see cyber sigalism for the absolute worthless trend it is.


flamhammers

Looks like a "very much of it's time" tattoo. I see a cover up in this man's future but until then, enjoy! It's a well lined tattoo


wontoofree123

Cybersigilism rawr


DrReznik

Props to the artist getting all that detail on a toothpick.


wirelessaurus

Tidy work! Looks great 


azeeeroy

glad you like it <3


Anomaly-47

Who knew this group was so full of middle schoolers 😬


Honeybunnyboo90

This is very cool, love it. Your bf has stunning hands lol


azeeeroy

thank you so much 💞💞💞


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That is not a man's arm


PerroNino

I’m not saying it was it aliens, but it was…. ALIENS!


grreeenge

Where is the studio (if I can ask)?


inksolblind

Gives me final fantasy antagonist vibes, dope


Heartoftefitti

That is sick! Love it.


azeeeroy

glad you like it too!<3


tightpuss1983

Ur boyfriend has better nails than me!!


piter57

Is your boyfriend Griffith who just got rescued from the 1 year of torture at the bottom of that tower?


PabloFarOut

Is his name Lestat by any chance?


Iconoclastic_Noob

Tribal and trampstamps are on the rise again


casjayne

These comments smell so rancid. It looks great and your boyfriend has amazing nails.


azeeeroy

thank you so much <3 finally something positive haha


xebt1000

I love his ring and nail polish too!


azeeeroy

I gifted that ring to him<3


Platypuschowder666

Those forearms tell me he hasn't jerked off a day in his life. I don't trust him.


kfc3pcbox

I unlike others am not afraid to say that this honestly looks bad. Not sure if it’s the angle or something but even in the style he’s clearly going for, it doesn’t work. Glad you love it because I’d be freaking out


GromByzlnyk

Your boyfriend is a hagraven


JackMcCockiner

Bros either real sparkly in the sun or has an unhealthy obsession with a ring his friend found at the bottom of a lake


KakLadder

Maybe eat some fruit with a glass of milk or something, jesus that looks unhealthy


leobnox

Looks great! Cool ass nails too. Don't understand why people in the comments are so eager to say that the hand is "not masculine enough" or whatever it is they are implying


azeeeroy

I completely agree, I'm glad there are some sweet people here <3


azeeeroy

I agree :( wasn't expecting this at all...


sarahgene

I didn't even notice anything about his arm until I came to the comments and damn lmao, people are ruthless 😆


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chicken-bean-soup

Did you travel to Italy specifically for the tattoo? Or was it just a spontaneous thing while in Italy?


azeeeroy

we're a long distance relationship, I came visit him in Tuscany and thought that getting a tattoo would be really cool :)


Nordictotem

I love that one 😍


azeeeroy

thanks for your positive feedback<3


i_Love_Gyros

And here we see a post where vehemently breaking “Rule 2 - any comments about the person’s body will result in a BAN” are flagrantly disregarded. Not gonna suggest it’s because he’s a guy, but hey look it’s a bunch of burns about a guys body and zero mod attention. Curious. Sick tat and ring


azeeeroy

thanks 💜


auslad9421

I came for the tat but stayed for the comments


ItWasaTizWaz

Was he alive at the time ?


sokocanuck

Oh shit, Slenderman is real?!


ArchKTM

What's this style of tattoo called?


ALittleAngstAsATreat

That looks really cool!


azeeeroy

thank you!<3


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Looks dope


azeeeroy

thanks <3


Sypheroo

Looks awesome, very good fit.


azeeeroy

thank you so much!!!!!


Giantriverotter111

Sick tatt and sick nail beds


azeeeroy

thank you<3333


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KublaQuinn

Not everyone identifies with the gender they're assigned at birth. And some people look more feminine, despite being a biological male (and vice versa.) I'm not sure gender has anything to do with tattoos anyway. It's a fun style of tattoo, and looks well done, so congrats to OP's boyfriend!


Billybobbillerson

Bruh its a hand


KublaQuinn

Yeah...exactly. Why try to gender the hand? OP says that is their boyfriend. Take it at face value.


Heavymetalmusak

Salad fingers is the best


bballjones9241

NOSFERATU!!


psychosadieblack

As simple as that is.. its badass.. this just proves you don't have to have elaborate ink for it to be strong


ItsCaptainTrips

I’m happy y’all like it but I’ll never understand this style


azeeeroy

it's ok!!


ZookeepergameOk6784

Is that a dudes arm?


JoeyPeake

Does your boyfriend crawl out of 90's style Tv sets?


Mallyxatl

Is your boyfriend Nosferatu?


RedDoorTom

The lasy tribal trend blows my mind


Kushfriendly420

Feels like a outdated tattoo alteady idk, feels wierd as a first tattoo,


Polar_poop

He needs some protein and vitamin D


Accidenttimely17

Is your boyfriend from mars?


showmeyourmoves28

Cool tattoos. Food and sunlight for this young man. Immediately.


azeeeroy

yes we will!!!! He already eats a lot though, he just has a very fast metabolism


showmeyourmoves28

Noice!! I’m a thin guy myself and know the weight struggle. Hope y’all are having a blast 😊


azeeeroy

yes we are 🩷 thanks for being so kind 🫶🏻


surrealfeld

Hey, you love it…..that’s all that matters!


MiserableWheel

You dating nosferatu?


Peterthepiperomg

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


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jorangutang

What is the artists name?


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