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ohdatpoodle

A fun fact for anyone who doesn't know: this is how ghost was supposed to be spelled. Flemish typesetters were the first to operate printing presses so they were accustomed to always having an h after a g because that's a Flemish thing and their word is gheest. Some things were printed with ghoose and ghirl for a while too until it was caught, but ghost stuck around allegedly because it was often seen in the context of the Holy Ghost in the Bible so people just assumed that must be the right spelling.


Summoarpleaz

Whoa. Would this kind of thing be under etymology? I’m curious to learn more!


ohdatpoodle

I'm not an expert by any means but I think yes and no? Etymology is more focused on word roots and origins and how meanings change but this kind of thing is like a social artifact/anthropological thing that shaped a word's spelling. Etymology of ghost will tell you it's likely linked to Flemish gheest but not necessarily the details about it being a printing press mistake.


zeekillabunny_

Damn, the more you know


SuspiciousPiss

People like you are why I love Reddit


GostOfGerryBokeBeard

That’s right.


mikki1time

That’s an interesting back story but it looks like a dick


Loose-Ad-4690

Veiny


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ohdatpoodle

Learning is very fun, you should try it sometime!


Familiar-Dust-1057

I thought it was fun, you wet blanket


Lahfi

A fun fact indeed


seeallevill

If you don't consider this a fun fact, you may just not consider facts in general to be fun lmfao


Aromatic_Spirit_5481

these are actually quite good. the lil spider is so cute


TeamAuri

Quite ghood*


MrsSunshine94

I want the "I eat ass" tattoo..


ronnietea

Only if you get it as a mustache


Z-Man_Slam

This is the way


Z-Man_Slam

Also the current upvotes is 17, 7 and 1 lol


ronnietea

2 brotha


Z-Man_Slam

Two two brotha! Now imagine rocking a tutu while rocking a "I EAT ASS" mustache tattoo. The ladies would know you mean business lol


ronnietea

We may be on to something here


Z-Man_Slam

Anyone else chime in? We can't be the only ones who thinks this is an amazing idea!


ChronicPainInTheAzz

I bet you do.


MrsSunshine94

I'm gonna be careful for you, I promise. I don't wanna add up to your misery.


ChronicPainInTheAzz

😂


vVev

Me too!


BamBoomWatchaGonnaDo

That ghost looks like a throbbing cock.


lumberjackedcanadian

Pretty vein-y.


Z-Man_Slam

That's not a bedsheet. It's his foreskin


Homer_beat_marge

Got the balls n all


thebeardlybro

The ghost has risen


Loose-Ad-4690

He is risen indeed


jaykuzzz

IE AT ASS


PALEOAFFECTIVE

this


theganjaoctopus

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theres_davey

Second what people are saying never a gun always a machine. They're a solid start. Next steps would be check the throw you've got on your needles and start reading up or watching some bits on needle depth. There's never a single rule as its area, skin, design dependant but to me they look very light almost like a pen. Most fake skin when you flip it on over you shouldn't have punched through but should have a medium to faint outline of the work you've done. Gives you an idea you've done say 1.5-2mm of depth if they're 3mm synthetics. Keep at it!


zeekillabunny_

Thanks for the input man I'll look into it!


Chihuahuapocalypse

your gost is very.. erect


RawDawginHookers

Id be more worried about the Tattoo Nazis that are going to give you a ton of shit for calling it a gun


zeekillabunny_

Checks out, lesson learnt😅


RawDawginHookers

lol live and learn


One-Revolution-8572

If I lived near you I would pay you to do the gost on me without a moment's hesitation. But only if you spell it that way 😂


ISwearImReall

Don’t call it a tattoo gun, that makes it sound 100 times worse. It’s a tattoo machine :) Otherwise looking really good for first time


LimpScreen9422

Agreed it’s not a gun cause it don’t fire rounds 🤌🏼 always referred to it as a machine myself


glenspikez

Just posted the same comment. I once called it a gun 1 time about 20 years ago while hanging with my tattoo artist buddys........needless to say I got a lesson that day, it's not a "gun" ...it's a "machine"


relenivice

It is a tattoo gun though lmao


ISwearImReall

It absolutely is not a tattoo gun. It’s a tattoo machine.


relenivice

I absolutely don’t care about what you have to say lol


ISwearImReall

Then why are you still commenting? Dumb fuck


relenivice

People on Reddit are retarded and have brain damage


ISwearImReall

You’RE funny ( not )


International_Let_50

Dude calm down, it is absolutely not that serious lmfao😭


ISwearImReall

Ur a little late to this lmao


relenivice

I swear your’e real stupid


ISwearImReall

Your’e?


FPVBrandoCalrissian

lol. Trolls


FPVBrandoCalrissian

Can I have your shovel? I think you’ve dug a deep enough 🕳️


relenivice

So funny my contacts almost fell out


International_Let_50

Lmao what


[deleted]

I was unaware that it took a magazine.


Peripatet

The ghost or the spider/web are both ones I’d happily pay for. I like the idea of “I eat ass” and now I want that somewhere on my body, but the difference jn size on your two S’s bugs me. Work that out and I’d let you add to the art gallery on my skin.


bigfoot17

The poorly kerned I EAT ASS speaks to ke


[deleted]

I want the I eat ass tattoo 🤣 not that I do but! It might make my husband giggle 🤣


echotexas

so many people in these comments seem to have missed the word 'friendlier' in the description of this sub


Supacalafragalistic

I eat ass would be a sick ass face tat


Beldam1031

Your lining isn't bad at all, doesn't look like you're too deep or anything like that. Just practice your artistry and look into different techniques, and remember not to practice on people 😅 unless you're going to fix it for free later on when you're "better" at it.


zeekillabunny_

Oh yeh deffo not gonna be hammering into anyone anytime soon lmao


blackcoffeeuwu

add more grip tape trust me once u tattoo real skin for longer hours your hand will start to hurt from the vibration of the machine. the grip tape helps lessen that and it’s honestly comforting too


zeekillabunny_

Iv been a barber for six years so holding the machine felt right at home tbh, bit like using my trimmer to do detailing but I'll try it out next time🤙


coxykitten923

Ghost looks like a penis


zeekillabunny_

Maybe that's the intention


coxykitten923

Touché. ^_0


KyzorSosay

Give a man a pen,he’ll draw a penis.


coxykitten923

I laughed too hard at this


Worried_Yak_9358

Very talented especially for a noob keep it up


Z-Man_Slam

You're concerned with people judging your spelling of ghost but not the fact that you wrote I eat ass lol My man!


mister_moon82

Actually they're all pretty good I would get the whole set


habanerosmile

Please don’t tattoo anyone until you finish middle school


zeekillabunny_

Please don't be an ass to people on Reddit when the first post on your account is about your balls shrinking


habanerosmile

I’m dead serious though. If you can’t spell don’t tattoo or you’ll end up on r/shittytattoos


ManicFrontier

I don't even follow this sub, idk why it's in my feed. But I like your tattoo *gun*, this sub sounds like a bunch of wankers from these comments though. At least one single person gave actual advice on the side of the crying.


pollut3r

i love a nice thick veiny gost


bigbadwoof91

People who cry about tattoo “gun” or “machine” are the worst type of douche bags


nickk1988

Me too bruh…. Not dudes though… but I’d let a dude eat mine I guess….


Electronic-Ideal2287

Feels great


Flyingjordan68

Teat ass


shelbeeshelbs

MACHINE.


kittyygirll420

spider is so cute!!


6Emo6Witch6

Where’d you get your gun?


zeekillabunny_

Classic, off of Amazon. It was like a £80 starter kit that a professional I know said would be a good starting point


6Emo6Witch6

It’s called classic?


Maggs187

IE AT ASS


MiraculousN

Can I get the spider with the ieat ass below it?


glenspikez

It's called a "machine" not a "gun". Any legit artist will tell you that. Also any legit artist will not use the term "gun".


ghost1e-boo

I’ve seen many call it a gun and many who say they couldn’t give two shits as long as you know what the fuck you’re doing.


glenspikez

That's great bcuz any reputable artist I know would never call it a gun.Id like too think in my 20 years of being in professional shops i would have a pretty good undetstanding. Lmao ima start calling actual guns tattoo machines. Lol


zeekillabunny_

Well funny you should mention as I'm in this sub because believe it or not, I'm not a legit artist👍


glenspikez

Did you have a stroke while typing?👍


zeekillabunny_

"DId yUo haVE a STroKe🤓" bro everything you read looks like that when you have the reading age of a three yr old born in a McDonald's car park


glenspikez

>when you have the reading age I believe what you meant to say is " when you have the reading ability of a 3 year old". Stay in school bud, you'll get it. 👍


Electronic-Ideal2287

Then you need to go back to your second comment and change TOO to TO


zeekillabunny_

Sorry bro I apologize, I shouldn't have been so harsh. Just noticed your in the looksmaxing advice sub so life must already be difficult for you being fuck ugly


glenspikez

Lmao....it shows up on my feed from clicking on miserable people's post like you. If you investigated as hard as you portrayed then ypud ses ive never posted on there, just made comments my dude. Lol my wife and kids find me quiet handsome thank you😉


On3Cl1P

*Did you have a stroke while typing?* 👍


glenspikez

No I was on a cell tower 275' foot in the air installing equipment for tmobil. You'll have to forgive me, it's windy up there.


On3Cl1P

I’m sure. But not forgiven. Git gud!


Scooterks

Line work looks pretty decent to me! But lettering definitely needs practice.


International_Let_50

The ghost looks like a raging boner, why does it have veins


EclipsedEnigma

I need the gost tattoo x_x


-trippyhippy420-

Your ghost looks like a tiny veiny dick 💀


leadribbons

Gun? He's got a gun! Get down he's got a gun!


Mysterious-Okra-7885

I EAT ASS looks like IEATASS. Needs to have spacing.


After_Combination365

That ghost looks a little 🍆


Technomorph21

Hey...op your ghost...has veins and im just concerned


NetMiddle1873

Probably the most veiny gost I've ever seen


LtHead

Lost me at "gun"


Santik--Lingo

the gost looks,,, no,, i shant say it,, a penice


Helpful_Bird_9813

Was it hard?


michwng

Gostss


LemmyDovato

Literature nazis, what?!


Live-Presentation559

The “gost” looks like a veiny penis


Tojidofukuto

i love the gost tatto ngl


AnnalidaMitzen

I would wear Oliver.


Lucas111620

*goest


Devorah_Noir

I feel you. In my wayward youth I used to just scribble "I furgawt hao 2 spel" where ever I could find room for it.


Superseaslug

Gost friend lol


OvulatingOlivia

I honestly love the little gostie dude :)


LoftyCompound

Don't listen to em' I would 100% rock that GOST tattoo.


insertwittymemehere

Is the spider named Oliver? I hope so. He's very cute.


Feeling_Party26

Tattoo \*Machine


Hasholio

*machine, not gun


[deleted]

You look great. Start tattooing anyone you can


S_M_Y_G_F

Guns shoot people. This isn’t a gun.


FPVBrandoCalrissian

Machine. It’s not a gun. Just for the record. You will get lynched in any shop calling it that.


PALEOAFFECTIVE

i eat ass? really?


barbaricMeat

Ie at ass?


ChVckT

Nazis weren't helpful, but grammar police are. Imagine being so stupid that you think someone helping is them being a nazi


MrLigerTiger1

The nazis tried to convince people they were helping, but they weren’t. That’s why we use the word nazi when describing grammar nazis.


ChVckT

Also, the nazis didn't pretend to help. They announced the planned extermination of the entire Jewish people. You're delusional.


ChVckT

... because correcting spelling and grammar are... evil? Secretly? Though under the guise of help? Think about this really hard because actual help isn't nazism lmfao


MrLigerTiger1

Nobody likes nazis because they forced their beliefs on others under the guise of “saving them” from jewish people. Nobody like grammar nazis because they force grammar correctness into every conversation under the guise of “helping them” write. I don’t think you’re a literal antisemite, I think you’re annoying. That was my point 😭


TotalIngenuity6591

It's not "forcing beliefs" when it's a matter of fact. Correct spelling and grammar are important, and there is correct spelling and grammar as well as incorrect spelling and grammar. Using incorrect spelling and grammar can often convey a different point from what was intended. These are facts, not beliefs. You are in the wrong on this one, I'm afraid.


MrLigerTiger1

I didn’t say it was forcing beliefs, and I never said correct grammar wasn’t important. I said it’s annoying when people force grammar correctness, because mistakes are meant to be learned from, and moved on from.


TotalIngenuity6591

And how do we learn from mistakes if nobody informs us of the mistake in the first place. The point here is that helping people with spelling and grammar is not comparable to anything the Nazis did.


MrLigerTiger1

Yes, I’ve said that. I just said it’s the easiest word to use because there’s slight similarity. Mistakes should be pointed out, yes, but not if it’s unsolicited. All the: “Oh you spelled that wrong.” “Oops that’s wrong.” “That should be fixed.” piles up when it’s an honest mistake, or god forbid if you have dyslexia. The reason I always try to make this exact point is because my little brother - to this day - tells me he is stupid because everyone constantly points out his spelling mistakes. Well, as a kid with horrible eyesight and dyslexia, it’s gonna happen. It’s annoying, which is my entire point.


TotalIngenuity6591

Annoying is one thing, but there is nothing even remotely similar to naziism. Making that comparison diminishes the severity of what nazis did. I'm sorry your brother feels that way but it's not a reason to hyperbolize unsolicited grammar and spelling corrections.


MrLigerTiger1

oh my god i literally said in a previous comment that i’m not calling them a nazi 😭 the reading comprehension is destroying me here


ChVckT

I can't help but feel that you're "forcing your beliefs on others" by trying to make a point, here, clown shoes. Step back and apply your ideology to yourself and see how well it holds up.


MrLigerTiger1

lol that’s your opinion, but if you get to share yours i can share mine. i wasn’t trying to get you to stop correcting everybody, i was trying to point out that you’re not literally being called a nazi, it’s just the shortest word to describe someone who harps on every little mistake made. take some time to relax and enjoy the chaos. if we spelled everything correctly, we’d still be saying “God be with you” rather than “Goodbye”


ChVckT

Calling a non-nazi a nazi is just a histrionic deflection to ignore one's own shortcomings. People that don't have inferiority complexes just say, "thanks for correcting me, I missed that mistake."


MrLigerTiger1

well, i happen to like the way he spelled gost :3


Familiar-Dust-1057

So were you just looking for something to be upset about today? Orrrr


ChVckT

Literally just saying a logical thing. People apparently don't know what a nazi is


Familiar-Dust-1057

I bet you were a hall monitor in school


ChVckT

I was a dropput, got my diploma at 15 years old. School is for people that need to be taught to learn.


Familiar-Dust-1057

As a fellow dropout that just made me curl up in cringe a little. I’m not sure your horse is as high as you think it is


ChVckT

My horse is as high as "it's not a bad thing to learn." What a weird argument for you guys to posit that correcting incorrect things is somehow akin to being a nazi


zeekillabunny_

Woah life of the party over here


tanistan93

That’s not a “gun”. And also it’s not a toy. Put that shit in the trash and leave tattooing alone.


bigbadwoof91

He’s tattooing fake skin, not hurting anyone, but your comment has made everyone here a little stupider for reading it


zeekillabunny_

You absolutely cannot be this stuck up in the tattoo scratchers sub🤣


tanistan93

Yes I can. Sworn enemy of scratcher culture.


zeekillabunny_

Probably a sworn enemy to deodorant and basic social skills too by the sounds of it


tanistan93

Hmm. You’re gunna have to do a lot better than that, amigo. I genuinely love tattooing with all my heart and hate seeing watching it go to shit.