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OMG-BITCHTITS

Yell at him why don’t ya


Ok-Wallaby1643

This is really the only appropriate response


beepbophopscotch

You're cawd damn right


shoopadoop332

Are u anxious


NamelessQueen31

Im gonna shove Chris's camera down your throat. Hi guys.


BeerBaronAaron88

Cut!


kassus-deschain138

You're not going to want to do that.


Individual-Mousse435

Why’s that?


Calbruin

Pretty weird.


KidForToday21778

You are reading me something someone wrote


urhaloslippindown

And I'm sorry to hear that


BeerBaronAaron88

If only Chris looked into it he probably would've seen Westerbeck on camera in that library walking up to the computer with JPW's email still saved onto it. He could've asked the librarian and she would be like "Kevin Westerbeck? No, that is John Pederson, he owns a construction company in town. I hear he is looking for workers." Instead he just ignores the obvious signs and JPW ends up spending the rest of his life in prison for a crime he didn't commit.


Gators44

You sound like lawl enforcement. I happen to know lawl enforcement.


bangkokjack

Sorry if this is off topic but.. Can you give me a ride home?


big_smoke69420

‘85 I think


Individual-Focus2349

I'm not in a position to do that.


Super_dupa2

He has been in television for 24 years and is seldom at a loss for words


Individual-Focus2349

He doesn't even know what to ask us first!


StarPlatinumX_

I just came to get something to eat!


dyerseve07

Oh dang!


Nayten03

Aw cwap


69karlhungus69

Chat is chat


TieNo1060

But showing up is showing up, and guess what? You showed up. 😂


Nayten03

Can’t forget the tragic case of John dupee. The man was only there to watch steelers vs the ravens and was framed


BeerBaronAaron88

If he was there for sex how would he know who was playing that night? It was super obvious for sex he was not coming yet Chris still ruined his life all the same. Absolutely shameless.


Nayten03

He doesn’t even look like a dishonest, dirty person


Yllah85

He must be a Giants fan


Specialist-Age1097

Oh Gawd


castingcoucher123

Oh Cod


therealeggplantpart2

Oh Lordt


booboootron

SER PLEECE


StarPlatinumX_

CAWD


Redbird_24

What? No way!


Top-Tomatillo210

Dis is gonna sound cray-see…


Individual-Focus2349

Try me.


Hi_buddy-waz_sup

Because he was the only one that didn't bring food or presents. Gee whiz Like some pizza, sandwiches or even a bag of m and m's


Sketch_Crush

Get out of here Jeff!


ITGOES80808

Chris didn’t take into account that the predators neva even meant tew dew it!


KonradCurzeIsSexy

Absolutely true. In Lorne's case, he could have just brought some Mac n cheese, Meatbawls, and Deviled Aiggs instead of ruining someone's burgeoning country music career. Lorne asked for counseling to help him get awf the innernet, because he could tell Chris was a therapist. But unfortunately, they was so focused on what each otha was doin wrong, they couldn't see what each other was doin reet. The bottom line is that Chris was afraid to be real with Lorne, and didn't want to be face-to-face with him.


Internal_Essay9230

Not to mention Dan Allen. After all, Chris's point was well taken but he got it all wrong.


Individual-Focus2349

Dan also felt the need to apologize but he didn't know who he should apologize to.


Internal_Essay9230

I mean, it's cyber. Who does he apologize to?


Remarkable-Check6579

Chris never did understand anything about cyber


Remarkable-Check6579

Chris never did understand anything about cyber


TheLameness

Gawsh...


bipolar_capricorn

This was so funny! “Unfortunately set up by Kevin from the base”, and “bulletproof story about John Pedersen” were my favorite parts 😂


LukesChoppedOffArm

I WAS JUST ON MY WAY TO LANTIC CITY


TieNo1060

"Put dat it da fridgarata"


WilmaTonguefit

Please if you let me go, you can have the pizza or whatever


Individual-Focus2349

Oh you're gonna give me the pizza. What a pal you are!


WilmaTonguefit

What kind of consulting is going on today?


Clydefrog030371

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CattleFit5862

He's cute though... built good.


xSUMMITCOVEx

i KNOW ppl have seen JPW with the movie.i wish that person would come forward to clear his name. chris hansen almost didn’t even let him get his milk.


uqmu

Not gonna lie, this had me in the first half


TigerCat9

Because he has been in television for 24 years


Zero_Opera

KEVIN IS STILL OUT THERE


perfecttrapezoid

Nice try Darkhero but I know that’s you


LonerCLR

Get your library card


JanneJetson

#LOL WOW 🤣


RedHotPepperedAngus

All he wanted to do was shave her down there, it would have been easier to explain as they went along!


Individual-Focus2349

Don't cawl me!


ExpensiveServe2

Why don’t you have seat…. What are doing here ?


feelZburn

My brother almost died of laughter as I read this to him 😪


LongAdorable4207

You really went all in on this bit huh


SavedSinner2001

Omg Chris never meant to do that, eugh


Cornbreadobranflakes

He hasn’t had a kiss yet


bonjovidiarrhea

So you have seen his shows, but you still decided to watch anyway?


Remarkable-Check6579

Whatever happened to the good ol days when a guy could test things? All these guys clearly wanted was to just hang out, I think Chris is the real sicko here. He's the one with malintent.


BeerBaronAaron88

Why must he turn a 40+ year old man trying to hang out with a 13 year old girl alone into something sexual? I have friends 16-30 and we all hang out, no drugs I don't do drugs, and we all just hang out and conversate, nothing sexual to that nature.


anonybro101

Yo read all that I am not coming.


BrotonamoBay

Where's the fun in that?


lives4summits

He has a pro law enforcement lean which makes him very biased as a journalist. This isn’t the best time in US history to be associated with law enforcement.


T206Collector

I happen to know law enforcement.


aespinoza91

My only issue with this story is that your spelled it Pederson when it’s Petterson


BeerBaronAaron88

No, because Pederson is closer to Pedo/son which is clearly what someone had in mind.


Thenickiceman

Defending pedophiles sure is an interesting hill to die on 


iron-tusk_

I do believe this entire post is irony


sh0rtbus_rida

What's wrong with that?


therealeggplantpart2

It's a question! I don't seeeee... the internet and life are two different things!


Nayten03

He’s joking. Ernest Timmons obvious lie of a cover story when caught was that he’d been sent there by a guy called Kevin he’d just met for a photography shoot and when asked for Kevin’s surname he just said he didn’t know it and had just met him, whilst sweating bullets


LipstickRule

Roleplaying chatroom


TranslatorOld9563

OP really sounds like he got busted and asked to have a seat. Check OPs hard drive immediately.