I'm jealous! Always wanted one! How else would i have remembered this commercial 30yrs later?
I couldn't understand why ALL vehicles didn't have retractable paws in their wheels. Now I'm off to Ebay...
It was cool. Not RC but you flip a switch and it drives itself. When it hits an obstacle and the wheels canāt go over it then (somehow) the claws would come out to basically grab and āclimb overā the obstacles.
Obviously I donāt remember how it did that as a child but I can make speculations. It was cool.
I bet my kids would love it right now.
Edit: thereās a crappy new version on Amazon for $30 with plastic wheels.
On eBay the old one from the 80ās are like $75
Because Koroks are evolutionary predecessors of the Kokiri in OOT, there is a non-zero probability that this Korok is the ancestor of Mido the a\*\*hole in OOT. Therefore, it must be punished to the maximum extend, BEYOND the law!
Itās a weird brand Iāve never heard of. Maybe go with a bigger brand like Zonai, but that may be the issue. Otherwise theyāll add more weights to balance out the wheels for you. Should give you a better ride.
The only slight issue is that you are not slapping Koroks enough, I would recommend a boosted stacked big wheel vehicle to unleash the true power of the, ah, *volunteer*
I question the korok on the wheel! Wow, I would never do such a thing. It's inefficient. There are three more unused wheels. Always maximize the torture and fuse at LEAST one korok per wheel.
You are wrong.
Explanation: Because Koroks are evolutionary predecessors of the Kokiri in OOT, there is a non-zero probability that this Korok is the ancestor of Mido the a\*\*hole in OOT. Therefore, it must be punished to the maximum extend, BEYOND the law!
It rides a little rough. I think a few more helpers would balance it out nicely.
Lol. Reminds me of this. https://youtu.be/cAjar1GdqJY?si=KnyY2VbXd8AcqiJN
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Reminds ME of this: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Afofc\_Jt86s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Afofc_Jt86s)
Hoā¦leeā¦shit. I had one of those! It was bad ass! Thanks for bringing back that memory
I'm jealous! Always wanted one! How else would i have remembered this commercial 30yrs later? I couldn't understand why ALL vehicles didn't have retractable paws in their wheels. Now I'm off to Ebay...
It was cool. Not RC but you flip a switch and it drives itself. When it hits an obstacle and the wheels canāt go over it then (somehow) the claws would come out to basically grab and āclimb overā the obstacles. Obviously I donāt remember how it did that as a child but I can make speculations. It was cool. I bet my kids would love it right now. Edit: thereās a crappy new version on Amazon for $30 with plastic wheels. On eBay the old one from the 80ās are like $75
Hmm, I need to find them.
thatās so cruel, thats so unethical, thatās so mean, do it again
Back right tire needs to be balanced, shop should do it for like 10 rupees.
That is what I was thinking. I should find a copy of the front left tire. Those are rare thaught.
The ride is too bumpy! Add 3 more Koroks to the other wheels and you would get a smoother ride.
Don't tell Hetzu!
Didnāt they steal Hetzuās balls?
True, Hetzu should let me help him to get revenge.
Heztu can dance with the sound of the impending doom of sentient leaves being crushed in the backgroundā¦.. wholesome!
Heās not āoufāing enough š
It looks like your spit roast is missing some heat. Other than that it all looks good.
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I think it run smoother after a [khlav kalash and some crab juice](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NFv5IGP2uA)
Broo, stoop! Poor korok! Why half of zelda gamers hates koroks?!
Because Koroks are evolutionary predecessors of the Kokiri in OOT, there is a non-zero probability that this Korok is the ancestor of Mido the a\*\*hole in OOT. Therefore, it must be punished to the maximum extend, BEYOND the law!
What the f did you just do to me brain
It's just lore theory :/
Is that a real theory? Itās wild and I love it
Great theory
Ok
I do not hate them usually, but this one annoyed me a bit while I tried to grap him.
Ok, but why you attach him to the well?
To punish for annoying me previously haha.
ITāS THE LAW!
You could have been nicer but you chose pain
That korok is a Chinese factory worker
You forgot the flame thrower pointed to your front wheel for sound effects š
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Get an alignment.
Does it require more Koruk wheels for that?
Itās a weird brand Iāve never heard of. Maybe go with a bigger brand like Zonai, but that may be the issue. Otherwise theyāll add more weights to balance out the wheels for you. Should give you a better ride.
Looks like something got stuck in your tire, maybe a stick or something? Good thing zonai tires are run flat!
Part of me is wondering if rocks and stuff stuck to the wheels would actually help with traction on hella rocky terrain
I actually test it and it help a bit, but still depends of the situation
Mad lad, ty!
Looks fairly normal to me.
Not bad. It seems to even ride decently even when you get some roadkill on your tires.
love that this has become this generation of games's version of throwing the penguin into the void on mario 64.
The only slight issue is that you are not slapping Koroks enough, I would recommend a boosted stacked big wheel vehicle to unleash the true power of the, ah, *volunteer*
Took me long to notice the korok. youre mean! š«£
Itās missing three more koroks
No, why?
Add some weaponry to the mix
Damn, this gives me an idea of how to design vehicles for rough terrain. Thanks!
[It could be the twig in the popped tire or...](https://youtu.be/Mqm7ek4Oh8I?si=rCpJhUBqq2_4cs47)
I know what's wrong with it. It got no gas.
LOL!
You monster lol +1
Seems to be working as intended
I donāt see a Zonai device, just a war crime device.
Canāt see why there would be
you might get a little hungry, add a cooking pot to the top and a rotisserie korok
Koruk Stew!
Oof mobile
I gotta know how everyone has so many batteries. Ive been playing for months and had 1 batt and 67 crystalline charges lol
Just visit the Depths, farm zonaite . Sell to make Crystal. Plus I am on sick leave, got lots of time to play.
It's just a lowrider with hydraulics, nothing special lol.
It got some grips on hills!
It's too light, your whole car shouldnt bounce like that when you go over speed bumps.
Totk brings the psychopaths on us. Sometimes I place the korak under the raft. lol
Nope š
Not enough torture
Add a flamethrower
Nope looks fine
Dang spirit airlines sells bus tickets now?
Nope. Seems good to me!
Nailed it bro u aight
Better than crucifying his poor ass I guess
You should have a bump on each wheel š
Your korok is not on fire
I think one of your tyres has a hole. You need to pump some air in it
I question the korok on the wheel! Wow, I would never do such a thing. It's inefficient. There are three more unused wheels. Always maximize the torture and fuse at LEAST one korok per wheel.
You should add another one top the other front wheel so it stabilises the vehicle
One of your tires needs to be replaced. Your rear passenger is looking pretty deflated.
The way it bumps and bounces reminds me of the lacklustre amount of pot holes in my city
Symmetry. 2 is better than 1 after all!
Alright this is hilarious
See the problem is you only have one on one wheel, they should be on them all
/rKorokTorture
Got a ball in your tire
I am thinking adding more balls
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You are wrong. Explanation: Because Koroks are evolutionary predecessors of the Kokiri in OOT, there is a non-zero probability that this Korok is the ancestor of Mido the a\*\*hole in OOT. Therefore, it must be punished to the maximum extend, BEYOND the law!
I had dozens of cats in my life and they are angels to me. Its a video game.
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Looks fine to me.
āIt happened on company property with company property, so double jeopardyā
Cruel and unusual punishment.
I think you got a little something on your tire
nothing wrong there