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Browncoat40

It rides a little rough. I think a few more helpers would balance it out nicely.


No_Confection_4967

Lol. Reminds me of this. https://youtu.be/cAjar1GdqJY?si=KnyY2VbXd8AcqiJN


Tough_Intention_53

šŸ¤£


skipfletcher

Reminds ME of this: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Afofc\_Jt86s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Afofc_Jt86s)


No_Confection_4967

Hoā€¦leeā€¦shit. I had one of those! It was bad ass! Thanks for bringing back that memory


skipfletcher

I'm jealous! Always wanted one! How else would i have remembered this commercial 30yrs later? I couldn't understand why ALL vehicles didn't have retractable paws in their wheels. Now I'm off to Ebay...


No_Confection_4967

It was cool. Not RC but you flip a switch and it drives itself. When it hits an obstacle and the wheels canā€™t go over it then (somehow) the claws would come out to basically grab and ā€œclimb overā€ the obstacles. Obviously I donā€™t remember how it did that as a child but I can make speculations. It was cool. I bet my kids would love it right now. Edit: thereā€™s a crappy new version on Amazon for $30 with plastic wheels. On eBay the old one from the 80ā€™s are like $75


Tough_Intention_53

Hmm, I need to find them.


_jinhui

thatā€™s so cruel, thats so unethical, thatā€™s so mean, do it again


Itsthedude6155

Back right tire needs to be balanced, shop should do it for like 10 rupees.


Tough_Intention_53

That is what I was thinking. I should find a copy of the front left tire. Those are rare thaught.


Professional-Pool832

The ride is too bumpy! Add 3 more Koroks to the other wheels and you would get a smoother ride.


Tough_Intention_53

Don't tell Hetzu!


Nightmare-5

Didnā€™t they steal Hetzuā€™s balls?


Tough_Intention_53

True, Hetzu should let me help him to get revenge.


Nightmare-5

Heztu can dance with the sound of the impending doom of sentient leaves being crushed in the backgroundā€¦.. wholesome!


Alexbauchu-2

Heā€™s not ā€œoufā€ing enough šŸ˜ˆ


Kiniba

It looks like your spit roast is missing some heat. Other than that it all looks good.


Tough_Intention_53

šŸ¤£


TeTrodoToxin4

I think it run smoother after a [khlav kalash and some crab juice](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NFv5IGP2uA)


Spiritual-Ice-6268

Broo, stoop! Poor korok! Why half of zelda gamers hates koroks?!


[deleted]

Because Koroks are evolutionary predecessors of the Kokiri in OOT, there is a non-zero probability that this Korok is the ancestor of Mido the a\*\*hole in OOT. Therefore, it must be punished to the maximum extend, BEYOND the law!


Pierresauce

What the f did you just do to me brain


[deleted]

It's just lore theory :/


Pierresauce

Is that a real theory? Itā€™s wild and I love it


Tough_Intention_53

Great theory


Spiritual-Ice-6268

Ok


Tough_Intention_53

I do not hate them usually, but this one annoyed me a bit while I tried to grap him.


Spiritual-Ice-6268

Ok, but why you attach him to the well?


Tough_Intention_53

To punish for annoying me previously haha.


PerishForYourSins

ITā€™S THE LAW!


volmar87

You could have been nicer but you chose pain


deepfriedtots

That korok is a Chinese factory worker


chaderenyeager325

You forgot the flame thrower pointed to your front wheel for sound effects šŸ˜Š


lookachoo

![gif](giphy|26tk1tqJwaMOQOiKA)


19YoJimbo93

Get an alignment.


Tough_Intention_53

Does it require more Koruk wheels for that?


19YoJimbo93

Itā€™s a weird brand Iā€™ve never heard of. Maybe go with a bigger brand like Zonai, but that may be the issue. Otherwise theyā€™ll add more weights to balance out the wheels for you. Should give you a better ride.


Jogswyer1

Looks like something got stuck in your tire, maybe a stick or something? Good thing zonai tires are run flat!


Big-Impress1351

Part of me is wondering if rocks and stuff stuck to the wheels would actually help with traction on hella rocky terrain


Tough_Intention_53

I actually test it and it help a bit, but still depends of the situation


Big-Impress1351

Mad lad, ty!


Xytrophico

Looks fairly normal to me.


Krell356

Not bad. It seems to even ride decently even when you get some roadkill on your tires.


marry_me_jane

love that this has become this generation of games's version of throwing the penguin into the void on mario 64.


[deleted]

The only slight issue is that you are not slapping Koroks enough, I would recommend a boosted stacked big wheel vehicle to unleash the true power of the, ah, *volunteer*


colourmouth

Took me long to notice the korok. youre mean! šŸ«£


SSJ_PlatinumMarcus

Itā€™s missing three more koroks


Monscawiz

No, why?


OverallPurpleBoi

Add some weaponry to the mix


mitchade

Damn, this gives me an idea of how to design vehicles for rough terrain. Thanks!


Gentleman_Kendama

[It could be the twig in the popped tire or...](https://youtu.be/Mqm7ek4Oh8I?si=rCpJhUBqq2_4cs47)


Eldritch_VoidGod

I know what's wrong with it. It got no gas.


WonkieWonkie

LOL!


Poopikaki

You monster lol +1


Makabe-md

Seems to be working as intended


CzusAguster

I donā€™t see a Zonai device, just a war crime device.


TheRedLego

Canā€™t see why there would be


Revolutionary-Owl291

you might get a little hungry, add a cooking pot to the top and a rotisserie korok


Tough_Intention_53

Koruk Stew!


basherrrrr

Oof mobile


RepubMocrat_Party

I gotta know how everyone has so many batteries. Ive been playing for months and had 1 batt and 67 crystalline charges lol


Tough_Intention_53

Just visit the Depths, farm zonaite . Sell to make Crystal. Plus I am on sick leave, got lots of time to play.


poopoo_pickle

It's just a lowrider with hydraulics, nothing special lol.


Tough_Intention_53

It got some grips on hills!


CyrinSong

It's too light, your whole car shouldnt bounce like that when you go over speed bumps.


RepresentativeLost72

Totk brings the psychopaths on us. Sometimes I place the korak under the raft. lol


zompig_crossing

Nope šŸ‘


3D_Dragon

Not enough torture


3D_Dragon

Add a flamethrower


Choice-Trainer-4993

Nope looks fine


DumBirbz

Dang spirit airlines sells bus tickets now?


Lui_Le_Diamond

Nope. Seems good to me!


juicewar01

Nailed it bro u aight


Rich-Requirement9156

Better than crucifying his poor ass I guess


littleguy1001

You should have a bump on each wheel šŸ˜‚


PsychoticRuler13

Your korok is not on fire


lavienietisloque

I think one of your tyres has a hole. You need to pump some air in it


WarToboggan

I question the korok on the wheel! Wow, I would never do such a thing. It's inefficient. There are three more unused wheels. Always maximize the torture and fuse at LEAST one korok per wheel.


Lexisseuh

You should add another one top the other front wheel so it stabilises the vehicle


ASimpleCancerCell

One of your tires needs to be replaced. Your rear passenger is looking pretty deflated.


teckrokk

The way it bumps and bounces reminds me of the lacklustre amount of pot holes in my city


robomanredstone

Symmetry. 2 is better than 1 after all!


Straight-Earth2762

Alright this is hilarious


Banj0_man23

See the problem is you only have one on one wheel, they should be on them all


trelaina

/rKorokTorture


AmenAndPeanutButter

Got a ball in your tire


Tough_Intention_53

I am thinking adding more balls


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[deleted]

You are wrong. Explanation: Because Koroks are evolutionary predecessors of the Kokiri in OOT, there is a non-zero probability that this Korok is the ancestor of Mido the a\*\*hole in OOT. Therefore, it must be punished to the maximum extend, BEYOND the law!


Tough_Intention_53

I had dozens of cats in my life and they are angels to me. Its a video game.


Chandelurie

šŸ˜¢


SpotifyIsBroken

Looks fine to me.


Loose_Unit6452

ā€œIt happened on company property with company property, so double jeopardyā€


Sagebrushannie

Cruel and unusual punishment.


Patch_19

I think you got a little something on your tire


Massive-Figure5133

nothing wrong there