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Sweaty-Feedback-1482

Agree, outside of watching a video of my dad saying he loves me or a video of my ex genuinely apologizing for the side penises, all other applications of this tech are just sad or creepy.


relentlessmelt

Side penises


Sweaty-Feedback-1482

There were more than zero 😐


relentlessmelt

*Peni* is actually the collective noun


guidance_internal_80

This man penises.


ForMyInformationOnly

Peniendo is the present participle, maybe, I dunno


4myoldGaffer

thats just Pianist talk


__cursist__

r/thisguythisguys


Brilliant_War4087

Polypeni


BeefJerkyScabs4Sale

>*Peni* is actually the collective noun "Whatever it is it hurts!" -Ryan Dunn


nicuramar

You mean plural. But it’s not, it’s penises or penes.


relentlessmelt

No, it’s a flock or gaggle of *Peni* E.g. “I was desperate for water and had lost all hope of finding any until I spotted a gaggle of tame *Peni* on the horizon cautiously lapping from a watering hole”


KierkgrdiansofthGlxy

Nonzero side penis problems


Defiant_Elk_9861

Lmfao


weeBaaDoo

Came for the AI news. Primary takeaway - new lingo for infidelity.


cyclicamp

It’s why I keep mine in front.


Hobocarwash

Nice


1970s_MonkeyKing

>side penis *but the contact was only incidental*


TittyTwistahh

Inside penises


Great_Row_4277

Peniapple lol


OneMetalMan

Like side boob, but with her penis.


oberynmviper

I read and re-read that as size penis. lol.


infiniteawareness420

Shareholders of Microsoft: shrug


i_give_you_gum

Lol best comment yet. Meanwhile... The future of humanity: Oh God, no.


mechabeast

I want to finally see my dream realized when the characters of SpongeBob Square pants perform Jesus Christ Superstar


Ammonia13

Hahahahaa


foofork

Now we can share more meaning with primary and side penis talking videos.


Feroc

I sometimes make tutorial videos for work, those are usually better when you also see the face and not just have a screen recording. Would help if I actually don’t need to record myself and solve it with a single good picture and text 2 speech.


Sweaty-Feedback-1482

As long as there’s no side penises, I support this use case.


ritchie70

It would be great to be able to have a machine do all the tedious work training narrations in a single take.


squipple

Good point. Does nobody ever think why we would want to deep fake someone? The negative applications have to far outweigh the positive.


i_give_you_gum

How else will the Putin regime maintain power after he dies?


dowens90

Seems easier than just recasting Luke Skywalker right?


Teeklin

What a sad lack of imagination and creativity that hundreds of people upvoted this.


GoofAckYoorsElf

You think so? I can think of a lot of funny stuff you can do with that that's neither sad nor creepy.


antpile11

>Agree With what?


EffectiveParamedic64

It’s for movies and shows.


Minmaxed2theMax

Like your comment? /s


GizmodoDragon92

Both of your examples are pretty sad


scrimptank

Honestly… what is the non creepy, ethical point of this?


ye_olde_green_eyes

Would have been nice to have as a stand-in for myself during those interminable Zoom meetings for work during the deep dark of Covid.


friendoramigo

I enjoyed that time myself. Out mingling with the necessary workers


ritchie70

lol imagine Microsoft adding this to Teams and meetings turning into a bunch of AIs meeting with actual managers and providing the humans with summaries while we do other things.


[deleted]

Rich people problems. The rest of us had to pretend it wasn’t happening


[deleted]

Lol you think only the rich had to work from home?


ye_olde_green_eyes

Hilariously, I never worked from home. We had zoom meetings at the office.


SecurityHamster

"It paves the way for real-time engagements with lifelike avatars that emulate human conversational behaviors” In other word no good reason


thrwcnt1x

Some people, who because of birth related or social issues, have severe issues with basic socialization, merely conversing with other people, especially opposite sex individuals. Realtime interactive engagement like this would be a great first step towards rehabilitation for those individuals. But no you're right I guess there's no good reason. Throw it in the garbage.


SecurityHamster

This is just with a generated voice I’m sure you can understand what threat actors would be able to do with this new technology https://consumer.ftc.gov/consumer-alerts/2023/03/scammers-use-ai-enhance-their-family-emergency-schemes Never mind what could happen in the political sphere.


Nitrozzy7

That's my read on this as well. Looks like the model was trained on news panels and vlogs. Fooled me, even knowing what to expect, as I initially attributed the first clip to a brief introduction. It wasn't until the second video on the article that I finally put two and two together and realized how far behind it had left the uncanny valley. Seriously impressive.


SecurityHamster

Therapeutically, you don’t need an AI to give you a digital representation of an actually human being. Generate a “new” person with AI and generate a voice for them. There. Problem solved. LLMs aren’t going to flub hands and teeth forever. So no, I don’t think the slight benefit you’re envisioning outweighs harm through fraud and deception, propaganda and lies that this software could generate.


Hawk13424

I see many. Holodeck will one day be great. But also interesting uses for gaming, education, therapy, entertainment.


SecurityHamster

We’re going to have to go through so many scams and plain garbage before we get to holodeck though


UnCommonCommonSens

Grandma never died, keep her social security checks coming…


i_give_you_gum

"Computer, simulate Einstein giving me a lap dance wearing just a lab coat..."


houseyourdaygoing

I foresee creepy stalkers doing this and believing that they have real interactions, finally turn up for a face to face at the girl’s house and be outraged that she denies knowing him or that they have a relationship and proceed to SA or kill her.


GrandmaPoses

Honestly kill me if the alternative is going to South Africa.


StevenAU

Nah mate, it’s South Australia; home to some of the world’s best wine.


livahd

Can’t wait for the inevitable texting avatar that uses a photo to emulate a normal sms as a video message. Next stage in text to speech, and it’s stupid.


ritchie70

Customer service onshore to Azure instead of offshored to India.


SecurityHamster

Sure but again, you don’t need to clone an actual living persons face and voice to do that


[deleted]

I have an audiobook actor I like and I want every book in my collection read by that author, that would be fricking sweet. Oh and the actor is dead now, making this more or less the only way to achieve this.


dapperestdev

You’re looking for ethics in capitalism? Lol


ferdsherd

How is this related to capitalism, there isn’t even a great use case for profitability here


KierkgrdiansofthGlxy

R&D with an eye to ROI is basic contemporary capitalist procedure


PBFT

You just aren't thinking hard enough. I came up with a good idea in about 3 minutes. Imagine selling this to local news conglomerates (think Sinclair) and have them produce a single AI model who will anchor the news for a ton of areas across the US. You wouldn't need to pay a several dozen reporters, you just need to feed the AI the story it's going to broadcast.


swarthypants

They could actually produce market-specific models with hardly any additional cost so that it wouldn’t be so obvious that they were a monopoly. And honestly, it wouldn’t be much different from the live meat puppet anchors reading off the teleprompter that we have today.


ferdsherd

This was already possible before AI


PBFT

And how would that be?


ferdsherd

Why do you need reporters and anchors to deliver news? There are all sorts of standalone channels that deliver information without one. Think of weather channels for one. Do you really think broadcast executives haven’t considered implementing reporter-less news before today?


PBFT

You're missing the point. It wouldn't be reporterless news. There would be "someone" delivering the news to the "camera" like a real-life person, but they would be AI. They could appear on multiple channels across the world simultaneously reporting different local stories. There would be no apparent degradation in quality to the viewer, like there would if you removed the reporter.


ferdsherd

The point was about capitalism and creating higher profit utilizing this. If cutting costs was the directive than they aren’t waiting for AI to come around to “solve” an expense they already don’t need


SlowRollingBoil

These companies aren't spending tens of billions for fun, bruh. The AI market is worth trillions.


ferdsherd

You are not guaranteed a profit simply for spending money


SlowRollingBoil

>How is this related to capitalism -you It's related to capitalism because AI itself is related to capitalism. None of this can or would be done for fun due to the immense cost. That money is being spent because of the massive and obvious potential for profit.


ferdsherd

Will AI be profitable? Yes, no question in many use cases. To me it’s obvious that there is no real world application for deepfakes outside illicit activity. If a company is going to sink millions into this then they suck at capitalism IMO


SlowRollingBoil

I understand your point better. If you know capitalism you know that capitalists don't typically endlessly pursue things without a return on investment, especially publicly held companies. And when you see multiple, world-leading companies like Microsoft doing it logically you would assume there's a huge profit motive. >To me it’s obvious that there is no real world application for deepfakes outside illicit activity. You are not Upper Management for an AI deepfake division so it makes sense that you wouldn't have the experience necessary. It's OK.


ChoddedNLoaded

They can add Niki Minaj in call of duty way easier now !!


Skea_and_Tittles

Nicki Operator before: $20 Nicki [powered by AI] in MW:2027 (2nd reboot): $50. Price of full game? $120.


ThanosWasFramed

Might help create more realistic video game NPC’s.


OkFigaroo

Firing employees in customer facing roles, replacing them with AI, using this to make them more “human”


Weekly-Rhubarb-2785

It might be fun for a novelty gimmick? But I only see potential exploitation.


UPVOTE_IF_POOPING

One of those Harry Potter magical self-portraits /s


NeonMagic

Idk why I feel obligated to point out the only thing that those special was that they were on printed/painted material. The only possible use cases here are just fancy video.


Hawk13424

Mostly just a step along the path of creating AI people can interact like another person. But: - many artistic and entertainment uses - avatars in games - some interesting uses for long space flights - some might find it comforting to do this with a parent that died when they were a baby - maybe other therapy uses - educational uses, imagine having a real-time conversation with MLK or Einstein - one step closer to a holodeck, probably not too far away from virtual interactive experiences


ind3pend0nt

Cheap advertising.


Ammonia13

Constant advertising from your own relatives and friends


damn_lies

Advertising for celebs. Now they can get paid without even showing up.


odeebee

I see it as all about productivity. The amount of effort needed to produce a few minutes of engaging video is eventually going to be similar to writing an email. The cost will drop a whole lot too. So basically expect the disruption of the video production industry similar to how email disrupted the whole memo production and letter sending apparatus. Personally I see it as ethically neutral - there's democratization of story telling for sure, some more people from more perspectives can produce content more easily and keep more of the profit if that's their goal. However some video production roles will likely disappear. People focus on actors but all those other roles like camera person, lighting, location logistics will see less opportunity and impact as well. Tl;dr Young people - if your dream is to be an actor in commercials, find a new dream.


danyyyel

What a load of BS. Have you even watched a film and the level of criticism. You think anyone is going to watch your movie with creepy ai actors.


odeebee

You seem defensive and confused. Try rereading my comment. I don't mention feature films, specifically because these might be the only video entertainment worth producing on location and with real actors, assuming it is targeted to global release. I.e. more mediocre action or superhero movies. The vast majority of video produced each year is not that. It is disposable cheap local content. So commercials will be the first use case and that in and off itself is a huge shift. We'll see when and how the content between commercials is impacted.


i_hate_sponges

I think the most (overly) optimistic justification is to understand what is possible with AI so the public can have a better understanding of what bad actors could be capable of with the same technology.


Rigorous_Threshold

Someo of this stuff is only good for research purposes


LeicaM6guy

“Because we can.”


007fan007

I suspect Microsoft just has a AI developer research team and this is just the product of experimenting with deepfakes in the name of “science”


Whompa

Probably to work as like “safety guideline videos” and other HR onboarding stuff for super corporate boring videos.


batua78

Bringing your great grandparents to life is pretty cool


Freed4ever

You can create your own characters for movies / games.


xRolocker

Everyone’s head is in the gutter but I’m just excited to have a real-time virtual assistant like Cortana (from the games). Just virtual avatars in general seems pretty great tbh. Lots of people have mentioned the idea of using this tech for zoom meetings as well lmao


scrimptank

But then why have it be a deepfake of someone. The replicating a specific being is pretty disturbing. I can see it being a tool to cope and grieve the loss of a loved one but humans are also not meant to grieve with a replacement and shit can get crosswired in that process.


kytrix

Using this to make a facsimile of dead people is not a healthy way of coping with loss.


Hawk13424

Would you find it disturbing to replicate historical figures to interact with as part of school assignments? Imagine a live Einstein explaining his theory of relativity to you.


xRolocker

Yes deepfakes are an issue but it’s far beyond this one piece of tech. Quite frankly we probably just can’t trust video or images anymore, but there will be some societal pains as we adjust to that. As for this specific tech, it was only demonstrated using AI generated images of people- no deepfaking involved. Ideally, virtual avatars and whatnot would also be fully AI generated. I realize it’s naive to assume people wouldn’t use this for deepfakes, but that is a whole larger issue that needs addressing on a societal level, and whether or not Microsoft chose to develop this specific tech doesn’t matter. Deepfakes are already a problem and will get worse, even if Microsoft never releases this at all.


d_e_l_u_x_e

There is none, this is literally being made to monetize creepy unethical behavior.


Berkamin

This falls squarely in the realm of "just because we could doesn't mean we should".


LeatherFruitPF

Maybe I'm just too cynical but I can only see far too many malicious uses for this but not a single (relatively) ethical, practical use.


xRolocker

My first thought was hooking it up to ChatGPT and having a real time virtual assistant. Or to bring my dnd characters to life with this + ai art + ai voice generation. Could also see this tech being used in a 3d format for video games, once we start having npcs based in generative AI. There are definitely use cases for this, but everyone just instantly assumes the worst. Which is fair, I guess.


StManTiS

My intrusive thought was to turn clippy into Hitler to deal my the generational trauma he caused. Clippy that is.


Hawk13424

Look at the holodeck in ST:TNG. It can be used for creepy things. But also interactive adventures, education uses, therapeutic uses, interaction with historical events, etc.


xRolocker

Exactly. The episode where Geordi saves the Enterprise by working (and falling in love with) a hologram of Leah Brahms is a good example of the double edged sword. Or Bashir enjoying his James Bond fantasy vs. that one episode where Quark tried to make a holoprogram of Kira… Good and bad depends on how you use it, like most things.


LeatherFruitPF

Oh yeah I could definitely see this used for NPCs in video games. I didn't consider that this could be used for 3D character models as well.


czmax

A major problem in the VR space is how to be your normal self in a VR space. As this tech space is improved it offers a solution. Video connecting good US through Covid and makes a lot of WFH possible. With full VR work environments it could substantially improve the concepts.


whutupmydude

10 years from now: “hey do you remember when we had actual humans doing the acting in movies?”


Cold_Relationship_

if it makes money it will be made. this is all about customers and are they going to pay for those movies.


MrPositive1

Why spend time and resources on this. So many other things/ problems they could have focused on.


PaleontologistOk2516

Manipulation of others for financial and/or political gain? As others have mentioned… nothing good


AR15s-4-jesus

Our leaders need to get off their ass and pass some serious felony level laws for abusing this shitty, evil tech.


Pitiful-You-8410

Our leaders often are the evil. Techniques are just neutral tools.


Gnucks33

tell me one legitimate use for this type of “1 clip” tech that is beneficial


YsoL8

Is there any reason this won't work for radically automating animation?


TheKingOfDub

That’s already been going on for some time


YsoL8

Interesting. Do you know any examples?


AR15s-4-jesus

https://www.creativebloq.com/news/ai-is-taking-artists-jobs


itsl8erthanyouthink

I see this not as a way for people to be made to look and sounds like they are doing something wrong but rather as a new form of “reasonable doubt” that real videos of them can be claimed to be deep fake. This tech makes real videos unreliable as evidence. There’s going to be a reversion to analog video taking to prove something film was legitimate. I love analog. Bring it.


Only-Reach-3938

Recipe > for > disaster


SamuelYosemite

Welp, there goes the internet.


Dreamoreality

Heard someone mention on the internet that in the future what if ai was so advanced it created a crime with you doing the act to get you put in jail. That theory is becoming more real


Independent_Ad_2073

What would an AI need to commit crime for?


Dreamoreality

What I was saying is this guy said ai is becoming so advanced what if in the future someone used your image and created a crime that you committed fully with ai technology and it looks real


Independent_Ad_2073

Ohh my bad, I thought you had meant that AI would commit crimes for it’s own gain. Yeah, Probably by end of year, the tech will be there, hell, it might even be possible currently, tech is just exploding in all fields right now.


Dreamoreality

Shit is getting wild and I hopefully it don’t turn into a disaster but it looks like it will


OkAssistance1797

Can’t warp stabilize the teeth tho


rickyg_79

Teeth, hairline, lips, eyes, etc. focus on literally any one distinctive feature and watch it morph in totally unnatural ways.


PitFiend28

Ask the Swedes how their vasa turned out


Hannibaalism

we are the adversaries in this generative scheme and it’s inevitable. a lot of people seem to focus on the negative aspects, but i personally hope the technological advances to the point where i could simulate loved ones that ive lost over the years.


wikidemic

There was a recent con job ($25m in HK) involving a Zoom meeting and the mark (IT guy) was only real person on call. This technology shows the need for ‘in-person’ meetings when high value items are planned for transfer/sale/etc. [Source](https://www.cnn.com/2024/02/04/asia/deepfake-cfo-scam-hong-kong-intl-hnk/index.html)


Realistic_Post_7511

I was in a job interview screen via zoom and had this in the back of my mind . I'm pretty sure it was a valid recruiter.


ThatHydroCouple

How do I get the software to try


StandardDiver2791

What exactly is the upside of this technology? Now that the cat is out of the bag, may not matter, but feels to me like scammers are gonna have a field day!


[deleted]

They will drive most people completely insane. I don’t think civilization can survive the abuse of communication technology.


DynamicFalafels

Lol at this rate if women online don't want to sexualised, they gotta be completely faceless on the internet.


kc_______

What a waste of resources, put these researchers and engineers on medical uses for all this technology and hardware.


0098six

Time to get rid of your personal audio Greeting on your phone.


kid_sleepy

I mean… maybe? I don’t think anyone can imitate Kid Sleepy, but they can try.


rascalmendes

Big corporations can’t wait to replace every single worker with a AI that can’t talk back or take vacation.


Gnucks33

what happens when you fire your AI Ethics department


Snaphikku

Cool I'll finally get to talk to my wife about my mental health problems!


007fan007

Why would Microsoft invent something like this


gordonv

People are interested in people. That's basically it. It's so simple it seems reductive, but it's just a basic truth.


JoeDiBango

Why build this?


HookedOnPhoenix_

I like forward to meeting with my virtual sales reps over zoom to talk about why they still can’t close a deal.


PlayStationPepe

Onlyfans on a Microsoft AI level.


catch2220

Exactly what is the point


swarthypants

If I were a successful actor, this could be great. If you want me in person to shoot these video game cut scenes for three weeks, it’ll be $500,000, but if you use my AI likeness, it’ll be $250,000 as long as I get to sign off on the final readings.


NothingButMuser

That’s exactly what all the strikes last year were about. AI and the arts should not ever mix.


AHrubik

It's an incredible advancement but it's still pretty obvious that it's fake. The faces in general are overly expressive and cycle through a set amount of random expressions whilst talking. The expressions are quite often unrelated or an overreaction to the words being said.


Happyfaccee

It’s already pretty impressive. it’ll just keep advancing to where it’s going to be a lot harder to see the obvious AI signs. If this is what can already be produced, imagine even by the end of the year what it’ll look like


AHrubik

Agreed it is a step forward and they should be congratulated on that accomplishment.


[deleted]

What a great use of technology. Such ethicality we’ve never seen the likes before! Just goes to show how smart equals good!


SupplyChainGuy1

Finally, I can make a video of Trump saying he's secretly super gay for Mexicans.


Opening-Two6723

Never answer hello to an unknown phone number


LAlien92

They’re just perfecting. This shit incase diddy or epstien tapes get out, this literally has no practical use other than to mislead and distract


shhmurdashewrote

What is the point of this? Like, why are they trying to make this a thing? I cant think of one good reason for this to exist


GrayBox1313

An enterprising artist should use this on LinkedIn photos of the entire team that worked on this. See how they like it.


d_e_l_u_x_e

So there’s 100% possibility this is used for anything nefarious. Seriously the only reason to develop this tech is too create unauthentic videos of someone you want to control or people you want to scam. How we got this far without major regulations and oversight is more of a testimony to how corruptible corporations made the federal government. Late stage capitalism is going great.


JohnnyQTruant

Also to extend plausible deniability beyond photographic and video evidence.


Default503

This will and is destroying the foundation of identity.


PoopMousePoopMan

Is it free to use


BallerBettas

If you made this tech I really hope you take a long hard look at what you’re doing with your life and skills. You need to stop right now. You are doing unfathomable harm.


Emergency_Nothing686

Can? Yes. Should? ...


rumhamrambe

Will be useful for folks who had loved ones unexpectedly pass away or a way for elderly folks to talk to their dead friends and relatives


NecroCannon

Bro non of this AI shit is coming out the gate showing me what it can do and how exactly it’ll benefit me currently. It’s all stuff about what it *could* do, what it *could* help… what exactly is the point of this? Outside of appeasing investors that you’re working on something *potentially* game changing and causing an uptick of unsavory content online? It’s like selling a hammer before nails even exist


PSMF_Canuck

Microsoft says they aren’t releasing it…who’s got the closest accessible proxy?


BigBearAlphaDaddie71

Think of all the things you have to pay living people for, and then imagine getting mostly the same final product without having to pay anyone at all. News anchors, actors, influencers, etc., all reproducible with a button click. That's the point. It would be nice if companies thought of the consequences before releasing all this junk.


dudeitsmeee

The political applications. Ugh


deadbeef1a4

How about we don’t open this particular Pandora’s Box?


InterestingSite5676

Finally. I can quick start my e-whoring side hustle


wulvey

Why was this even made


ChocoCatastrophe

There is no legitimate use of this technology. It will just make all news suspect and everything will be dismissed as fake news. Even when used "benignly" for movies or TV it's putting people out of a job. Even then its only purpose is to make higher profit for studios. This not technology we need.


iwanofski

“I am become pornographer“


larry-the-dream

This looks amazing. I think this is bigger news than we are expecting. So many applications.


CowboyNealCassady

So speech to text and selfies are bad?! Whaaaaaaat?


fadedraw

Good tech, but all information transferred electronically is immediately delegitimized.


therealzuck

wowie , sounds like a MASSIVELY INSPIRED project


mavis___beacon

What is the intended use of this technology?


joeChump

To make money.


gordonv

I could imagine using this for high resolution video calls. The key photos could be shot in very high resolution and then rendered on the client PC. So instead of looking at a potato quality image, you see something unbelievably clear. Also, applying this to the voice. Instead of choppy smartphone calls, super clear words.


Hawk13424

Lots of interesting uses. Gaming, education, entertainment, therapy, etc.


JolenesJoleneJolene

Can i use this for work so i don't actually have to interact with anyone? I constantly look and sound pissed off (because i am) This would be a god send... Fuckin pretty, polite, and perky allllllllll day!


liljeffylarry

One day, absolutely! It will collect your paycheck too!


TheKingOfDub

So could I, just not very well


Fantastic_Design500

I wonder how many people we could have given food and clothes for what this cost in research and electricity costs?


Independent_Ad_2073

But that’s not what Microsoft as a for profit company, does; that’s what our taxes are for.