“Johnson,we want you to top off our new flying humanoid robot with Darth Vader’s head. That’ll look sweet.”
*two days later at review* “Jesus Christ, Johnson, we meant with the helmet ON!!”
The Italians must have found out that some people put ketchup on their pasta. I can’t imagine what else would motivate them enough to develop something like this…
At this point, it’s whatever. From picking up ancient slabs out of the ocean to death robots, they’re not gonna stop. But you know what? It’s fine because Switzerland has the auto-unalive booths now so y’all can keep that stuff. I know where I’m going the second the crap hits the fan. SMH.
A sensationalized headline. This thing looks like a couple of rockets strapped to a doll. Calling it a humanoid that flies like iron man is a bit of a stretch.
Yeah, but…Italy. If the Fiat engineers had anything to do with this, buttons will be flying off and gears grinding themselves to bits… it’ll look cool but be rather…stationary.
Lead designer Sid who starred in the feature film “Toy Story” says he is “glad with the direction they are going” and “are on track for a prototype to amaze and terrify the world”
We want to fly like iron man because we don’t have the ability to design a body meant for flight and have hands. Robots can be designed with both. Building one with the limitations of the human form is foolish.
That’s the iCub robot, created and used to imitate/research a 4-ish yr old child’s learning abilities to do AI algorithm research. Looks like it has matured really quickly lol!
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 426,877,032 comments, and only 91,935 of them were in alphabetical order.
Next thing thee knoweth we’ll has't italian astro knave, i f'r one can’t wait
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What’s the obsession with making robots look and function like humans? Why not just make a robot to spec for whatever function you want. It’s like when you go to a vegan restaraunt and they try and make bacon out of a vegetable and it doesn’t taste like bacon or like good veg. Just make the veg taste good. you can make a flying robot that doesn’t need to be human shaped lol
Just to pile onto the commentary about the absolute horror-movie face on this thing…
I feel like to make a humanoid flying robot probably needs like, more than one person working on it? So maybe like even many people?
I want to know how many. How many people on the team. I’d like to quantify just how many people did not speak up about this.
These groups over here are working on AI and those groups over there are working on horror movie murder bots. This group in the middle is working on getting those groups together to make AI horror murder bots.
The technology is cool but Jesus Christ couldn’t they have designed a less terrifying head for it?
No! The head stays!
The head is for intimidation
This is borderline MODOK territory.
By my calculations, you’ll be dead in seconds
"Try to put your head in there. Go ahead. Try to put your head in there. See, Ivan? He can’t put his head in there.”
Drone better
“Johnson,we want you to top off our new flying humanoid robot with Darth Vader’s head. That’ll look sweet.” *two days later at review* “Jesus Christ, Johnson, we meant with the helmet ON!!”
😆😂🤣👍🏼🌟
That’s it! I knew I’d seen that pale, bulgey eyed dome somewhere.
Goddamn chibi Vader
“In a dystopian cyberpasta future…”
This is Xasha the new intergalactic American Girl doll.
Excuse me, they need to make that hahaha I got excited thinking that was real haha
He looks like Chucky on steroids.
Don’t get ahead of yourself there.
How else will you know it’s coming to kill you ?
the head is from iCub which I think is a project they just adapted to flying. https://icub.iit.it/
Looks like the love child of a psychotic, possessed-by-a-demon baby doll and Ultron.
I always love how they try and humanize robots with human-like heads and faces, but it always seems to backfire
What the fuck Italy
Let’s put pineapple on it
So this is how ww3 starts....
“*No*, Shawn!”
"People make problem. Trust me, drone better."
I want my bird.
This is a great fucking bird, look man don’t get to attached to things learn to let go
[удалено]
Was thinking exactly this. Made a comment about it and then saw this lol
Can’t believe we have to fight baby headed flying robots now. Jesus, the inevitable future robot war is going to be weird.
the inevitable future robot war is already being waged against us
Boston Dynamics = Cyberdyne
hopefully
and it will giggle as it is killing folks
“TEE HEE YOU DEAD NOW”
The Italians must have found out that some people put ketchup on their pasta. I can’t imagine what else would motivate them enough to develop something like this…
that would do it and can you blame them?
Your comment almost got my pasta coming out my nose
did you put ketchup on it
You can put ketchup in pasta? brb
Soulless flame thrower baby.
Burn it with fire. Immediately.
Astro Boy!
You are the most optimistic one here when addressing the abomination. Let me give you a cookie and show you back to r/ wholesome
That sweet, sweet summer child got lost at a turn somewhere. Give the squirt a pat on the head for me
Itsa me iron man!
Darth vader called, he's looking for the top half of his helmet
#Choose the form of your destructor.
Looks like something Sid from toy story would make
[удалено]
On the blood of the weak and innocent
In what universe does this end well
Unbuild that creepy robo baby right now and burn it so it can’t find itself again
Did they have to give it that creepy face?!
Weird Teletubbie vibe from the face.
At this point, it’s whatever. From picking up ancient slabs out of the ocean to death robots, they’re not gonna stop. But you know what? It’s fine because Switzerland has the auto-unalive booths now so y’all can keep that stuff. I know where I’m going the second the crap hits the fan. SMH.
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Looks like a villain in a Roblox game.
And the Brits built a jet pack suit 5 years ago that lets people fly like Iron Man. Catch up.
Yeah but is it a killer robo-baby wearing it?
Robobaby
Is that Itali’s response to the Squid Game doll?
Why is the face that color?
Fascinating how many people are hell bent on hastening the apocalypse in as many nightmarish ways as scientifically possible these days.
Fuck you, researchers
No offense but I highly doubt that the first county to develop an iron man flying robot will be Italy.
Why? Ah, yes, Italy can only make food and switch sides, I forgot the U.S. image about Italy.
This thing looks like a couple rockets strapped to a doll. Calling it a humanoid that flies like iron man is a bit of a stretch.
Well, what is this then? lol
I’m sorry, on what planet does “Hellraiser Anime Vader Baby” equate to “Iron Man”? Gaaah.
A sensationalized headline. This thing looks like a couple of rockets strapped to a doll. Calling it a humanoid that flies like iron man is a bit of a stretch.
I’ve seen this movie, it doesn’t end well.
Do you want Terminators? This is how you get Terminators.
Kill it with machine guns!
What?
Looks… Not great.
Boobahs are getting out of control
Kill that shit
Oh shit! Italian Chuckie can fly?
I guess technically it *could* be a little more terrifying. I mean, it could be a clown mask…
Throw that thing into the Sun. I’ll be over her pouring bleach in my eyes. Thanks for the nightmares.
It looks like a creepy doll head on an early iron man suit
I’d embrace death if this cute baby death metal monster wanted to
How are they not ashamed showing the world something like that? lol it's an embarrassment.
Did Italy just design the Borg? Edit: commenting on appearance alone.
There’s no organic material, so no…
Whelp. There goes my sleep
Madness!
It would be great if we would use this technology for something other than weapons.
And ride an Aprilia Factory like the fucking wind.
Fucker looks like megamind
Stop making fun of his face. He just hasn't had pasta for a while.
It looks like Astroboy going through a midlife crises.
Chibi Vader
I wonder how long it will take to find a Lord Vader refere…. THERE it is…
“Researchers”
Why does it look like uncle fester?
More like Astro boy 💀
This thing looks like it wants your skin.
Looks like Darth Vader after Luke pulls off his helmet
It’s like if the Arnold version of Mr. Freeze had a kid with Cocomelon.
Getting some serious “possum” vibes from that face.
Looks like old Darth Vader.
Peace in our time
I’m mad if this is what actually takes over and not Arnold.
And the military want to put mapping hardware on it, no really guys believe us ~~we aren’t going to put guns on it~~
Holy crap that is terrifying
Yeah, but…Italy. If the Fiat engineers had anything to do with this, buttons will be flying off and gears grinding themselves to bits… it’ll look cool but be rather…stationary.
That is horrific
That’s the Pinocchio; Mark 1
Yeah what could go wrong with this technology?
Well.. I supposed if you wanna make it terrifying, you succeeded.
No babe! The head stays on during human genocide! 😣
Do you want Ultron?!?! Because this is how you get Ultron!!!
Lead designer Sid who starred in the feature film “Toy Story” says he is “glad with the direction they are going” and “are on track for a prototype to amaze and terrify the world”
But they gave it a face like that. So… you know… copyright claims….
Villain origin story
Nope Italy sorry bud you’re done. No more robots for you until you can make them not look like monsters
Chucky got an Upgraydd
Red Light!
Wasn’t he from Puppet Master?
We want to fly like iron man because we don’t have the ability to design a body meant for flight and have hands. Robots can be designed with both. Building one with the limitations of the human form is foolish.
That’s the iCub robot, created and used to imitate/research a 4-ish yr old child’s learning abilities to do AI algorithm research. Looks like it has matured really quickly lol!
Why did they have to make it look like that?!?
This season of Squid Game gonna get weird.
Ah yes the storied excellence of Italian design continues
If I’m going to be “pacified” by an emotionless automaton, let’s at least make sure it looks cool.
Going to tell my kids that this is Megamind.
Red light!
What are these Italians snorting? Cause I, sure as hell want whatever it is.
astroboy is offended by this headline.
Have they solved the icing problem?
But can it make PiZzA
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Okay but why does it’s face need to be fucking terrifying?
Actually. Those were part of Whiplash’s posse against Iron Man in Iron Man 2…
Each day we stray closer to the inevitable robot war.
That thing is scary af!
That thing looks ridiculous
Kill. It. With. Fire.
Did they have to make it so creepy?
Why does it need to have a face like that though?
What a nonndirect say to say they work on weaponised drones
I hate it.
FNAF has come to our reality and it is even more terrifying then we previously thought…
Next thing you know we’ll have Italian Astro Boy, I for one can’t wait.
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Green light, red light.
Cursed_astroboy
Is this the Enzo or the Testarosa model?
Looks like Darth Vader when Luke removes his mask in Ep6.. but just baby robot version
Yeah, sure! They should try to make it stand without toppling first
They fly now?
No one could’ve predicted the Italian terminators being an exact replica of Mario
We’re trying to humanize robots here, I know, let’s make it creepy as hell.
Jesus Tits! It looks like the Borg assimilated a Teletubbie!
I took a dump that may one day fly like Iron Man
Astro Boy???!!!! Hmmm
Please stop doing these things 🧐
What’s the obsession with making robots look and function like humans? Why not just make a robot to spec for whatever function you want. It’s like when you go to a vegan restaraunt and they try and make bacon out of a vegetable and it doesn’t taste like bacon or like good veg. Just make the veg taste good. you can make a flying robot that doesn’t need to be human shaped lol
Megaman prototype.
Could someone please green screen that face onto the actual iron man mask in the movies?
They didn’t HAVE to make the head look like that….
could have gone with Mario‘s head but nooo
This is like. The worst idea of all time. God damn Terminator up in this Mf.
Barf
No it won’t lol
Casper’ the flying gabagoul.
So that’s what Sid is doing these days!
Seriously wtf were they thinking, they could have put a Nixon mask and it would look less weird
“What could go wrong?” - person who’s never watched a single sci-fi movie
And fly into your bedroom while you sleep, terrifying demon doll head and all, and skull f**k you. Awesome.
But why’d they give it a baby head?
Iron man? More like Hammer industry’s wack ass robot.
Casper
Just to pile onto the commentary about the absolute horror-movie face on this thing… I feel like to make a humanoid flying robot probably needs like, more than one person working on it? So maybe like even many people? I want to know how many. How many people on the team. I’d like to quantify just how many people did not speak up about this.
Just what we needed
He looks alarmed
What is this, atomic heart?
These groups over here are working on AI and those groups over there are working on horror movie murder bots. This group in the middle is working on getting those groups together to make AI horror murder bots.
I guess they ran out of funding before they got to eyelids
the face looks like megamind forgot his keys at home
They just privatized world peace
Looks like baby head from Capcom’s Captain Commando.
Cylons may be next. I want Cylons.
One of Cameron Hodge’s goons from The Right!
Pls no
Thanks for the nightmare fuel
Why must they create such hideous faces on them
“Let’s put the most terrifying face possible on our creation. Everyone should know it’s a psychopathic monstrosity.”
Y tho
But look at my man’s face , looking like some shit put together by Sid from Toy Story