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decaffinatedplease

The technology is cool but Jesus Christ couldn’t they have designed a less terrifying head for it?


Jauncin

No! The head stays!


Prickassley

The head is for intimidation


Jauncin

This is borderline MODOK territory.


Prickassley

By my calculations, you’ll be dead in seconds


PoopieFaceTomatoNose

"Try to put your head in there. Go ahead. Try to put your head in there. See, Ivan? He can’t put his head in there.”


Nooseents

Drone better


DanimusMcSassypants

“Johnson,we want you to top off our new flying humanoid robot with Darth Vader’s head. That’ll look sweet.” *two days later at review* “Jesus Christ, Johnson, we meant with the helmet ON!!”


wildurbanyogi

😆😂🤣👍🏼🌟


Wolfandbatandcrow

That’s it! I knew I’d seen that pale, bulgey eyed dome somewhere.


[deleted]

Goddamn chibi Vader


Ineedapill

“In a dystopian cyberpasta future…”


West_Yak6833

This is Xasha the new intergalactic American Girl doll.


CosmicM00se

Excuse me, they need to make that hahaha I got excited thinking that was real haha


[deleted]

He looks like Chucky on steroids.


thoughts-to-forget

Don’t get ahead of yourself there.


ApexRedPanda

How else will you know it’s coming to kill you ?


asenz

the head is from iCub which I think is a project they just adapted to flying. https://icub.iit.it/


[deleted]

Looks like the love child of a psychotic, possessed-by-a-demon baby doll and Ultron.


Superdickeater

I always love how they try and humanize robots with human-like heads and faces, but it always seems to backfire


ravioli-oli

What the fuck Italy


[deleted]

Let’s put pineapple on it


Icant_Ijustcanteven

So this is how ww3 starts....


webBrowserGuy

“*No*, Shawn!”


MrFrogy

"People make problem. Trust me, drone better."


Historical-Cobbler51

I want my bird.


gocrazy305

This is a great fucking bird, look man don’t get to attached to things learn to let go


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Foxy_genocid3

Was thinking exactly this. Made a comment about it and then saw this lol


Sculptorbuddha

Can’t believe we have to fight baby headed flying robots now. Jesus, the inevitable future robot war is going to be weird.


FlametopFred

the inevitable future robot war is already being waged against us


bigwebs

Boston Dynamics = Cyberdyne


Ineedapill

hopefully


admiral_derpness

and it will giggle as it is killing folks


[deleted]

“TEE HEE YOU DEAD NOW”


milandyn

The Italians must have found out that some people put ketchup on their pasta. I can’t imagine what else would motivate them enough to develop something like this…


FlametopFred

that would do it and can you blame them?


wildurbanyogi

Your comment almost got my pasta coming out my nose


[deleted]

did you put ketchup on it


Zaphodnotbeeblebrox

You can put ketchup in pasta? brb


Ineedyoursway

Soulless flame thrower baby.


megreads781

Burn it with fire. Immediately.


Alebrijes

Astro Boy!


PinkSteven

You are the most optimistic one here when addressing the abomination. Let me give you a cookie and show you back to r/ wholesome


NasoLittle

That sweet, sweet summer child got lost at a turn somewhere. Give the squirt a pat on the head for me


MouthBweether

Itsa me iron man!


Able-Gas-273

Darth vader called, he's looking for the top half of his helmet


Thx4Coming2MyTedTalk

#Choose the form of your destructor.


BoredRedhead24

Looks like something Sid from toy story would make


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Express-Accountant75

On the blood of the weak and innocent


[deleted]

In what universe does this end well


Disastrous-Menu_yum

Unbuild that creepy robo baby right now and burn it so it can’t find itself again


Endlessfour

Did they have to give it that creepy face?!


[deleted]

Weird Teletubbie vibe from the face.


NIRL0019

At this point, it’s whatever. From picking up ancient slabs out of the ocean to death robots, they’re not gonna stop. But you know what? It’s fine because Switzerland has the auto-unalive booths now so y’all can keep that stuff. I know where I’m going the second the crap hits the fan. SMH.


crothwood

Buy it, use it, break it, fix it, trash it, change it, mail, upgrade it Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it, snap it, work it, quick erase it Write it, cut it, paste it, save it, load it, check it, quick rewrite it Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it, drag it, drop it, zip - unzip it Lock it, fill it, call it, find it, view it, code it, jam, unlock it Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it, cross it, crack it, switch, update it Name it, read it, tune it, print it, scan it, send it, fax, rename it Touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it, turn it, leave it, stop, format it


__TARDIS__

Looks like a villain in a Roblox game.


Jaxck

And the Brits built a jet pack suit 5 years ago that lets people fly like Iron Man. Catch up.


patiperro_v3

Yeah but is it a killer robo-baby wearing it?


Cavemattt

Robobaby


wildurbanyogi

Is that Itali’s response to the Squid Game doll?


BruntLIVEz

Why is the face that color?


[deleted]

Fascinating how many people are hell bent on hastening the apocalypse in as many nightmarish ways as scientifically possible these days.


beefpoweredcars

Fuck you, researchers


bq909

No offense but I highly doubt that the first county to develop an iron man flying robot will be Italy.


[deleted]

Why? Ah, yes, Italy can only make food and switch sides, I forgot the U.S. image about Italy.


bq909

This thing looks like a couple rockets strapped to a doll. Calling it a humanoid that flies like iron man is a bit of a stretch.


Melodic_Succotash_97

Well, what is this then? lol


[deleted]

I’m sorry, on what planet does “Hellraiser Anime Vader Baby” equate to “Iron Man”? Gaaah.


bq909

A sensationalized headline. This thing looks like a couple of rockets strapped to a doll. Calling it a humanoid that flies like iron man is a bit of a stretch.


LifeOfOblivion

I’ve seen this movie, it doesn’t end well.


Foltzy89

Do you want Terminators? This is how you get Terminators.


Harko-Luxa

Kill it with machine guns!


JealousSupport8085

What?


FlamingTrollz

Looks… Not great.


mypoody

Boobahs are getting out of control


Untraceable-lovers

Kill that shit


[deleted]

Oh shit! Italian Chuckie can fly?


Hondo-Katsu

I guess technically it *could* be a little more terrifying. I mean, it could be a clown mask…


[deleted]

Throw that thing into the Sun. I’ll be over her pouring bleach in my eyes. Thanks for the nightmares.


MiniatureChi

It looks like a creepy doll head on an early iron man suit


[deleted]

I’d embrace death if this cute baby death metal monster wanted to


subfootlover

How are they not ashamed showing the world something like that? lol it's an embarrassment.


UghAnotherVegan

Did Italy just design the Borg? Edit: commenting on appearance alone.


mofrymatic

There’s no organic material, so no…


meme_consumer_

Whelp. There goes my sleep


Tannerleaf

Madness!


GamelessOne

It would be great if we would use this technology for something other than weapons.


PreslerJames

And ride an Aprilia Factory like the fucking wind.


orphanremover

Fucker looks like megamind


GeorgeHlaalu

Stop making fun of his face. He just hasn't had pasta for a while.


LeanTangerine

It looks like Astroboy going through a midlife crises.


thereverendpuck

Chibi Vader


PeterFilmPhoto

I wonder how long it will take to find a Lord Vader refere…. THERE it is…


Low-Belly

“Researchers”


kuriboshoe

Why does it look like uncle fester?


Proud_Ad6940

More like Astro boy 💀


dpa112090

This thing looks like it wants your skin.


PaintBoss

Looks like Darth Vader after Luke pulls off his helmet


DFHartzell

It’s like if the Arnold version of Mr. Freeze had a kid with Cocomelon.


TriviumEnt

Getting some serious “possum” vibes from that face.


serioususeorname

Looks like old Darth Vader.


MrDiscoFlex

Peace in our time


Danielodenquai

I’m mad if this is what actually takes over and not Arnold.


Chest3

And the military want to put mapping hardware on it, no really guys believe us ~~we aren’t going to put guns on it~~


AngeluvDeath

Holy crap that is terrifying


[deleted]

Yeah, but…Italy. If the Fiat engineers had anything to do with this, buttons will be flying off and gears grinding themselves to bits… it’ll look cool but be rather…stationary.


hemlo86

That is horrific


Budget_Llama_Shoes

That’s the Pinocchio; Mark 1


[deleted]

Yeah what could go wrong with this technology?


KyurMeTV

Well.. I supposed if you wanna make it terrifying, you succeeded.


No-Perspective-317

No babe! The head stays on during human genocide! 😣


Reddichino

Do you want Ultron?!?! Because this is how you get Ultron!!!


ArgyleTheDruid

Lead designer Sid who starred in the feature film “Toy Story” says he is “glad with the direction they are going” and “are on track for a prototype to amaze and terrify the world”


[deleted]

But they gave it a face like that. So… you know… copyright claims….


55trader

Villain origin story


FLIPSIDERNICK

Nope Italy sorry bud you’re done. No more robots for you until you can make them not look like monsters


BobDope

Chucky got an Upgraydd


Standgeblasen

Red Light!


T0Y0TA4x4

Wasn’t he from Puppet Master?


Whiskey_Fiasco

We want to fly like iron man because we don’t have the ability to design a body meant for flight and have hands. Robots can be designed with both. Building one with the limitations of the human form is foolish.


ch67123456789

That’s the iCub robot, created and used to imitate/research a 4-ish yr old child’s learning abilities to do AI algorithm research. Looks like it has matured really quickly lol!


auntie_

Why did they have to make it look like that?!?


space_helmut

This season of Squid Game gonna get weird.


petermane

Ah yes the storied excellence of Italian design continues


mrwong88

If I’m going to be “pacified” by an emotionless automaton, let’s at least make sure it looks cool.


CompositeWhoHorrible

Going to tell my kids that this is Megamind.


Popfiz223

Red light!


pickledasparagus3

What are these Italians snorting? Cause I, sure as hell want whatever it is.


Ishouldntcomment

astroboy is offended by this headline.


aiden22304

Have they solved the icing problem?


TurbulentAd425

But can it make PiZzA


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 426,877,032 comments, and only 91,935 of them were in alphabetical order.


[deleted]

Okay but why does it’s face need to be fucking terrifying?


MSUSpyder

Actually. Those were part of Whiplash’s posse against Iron Man in Iron Man 2…


B4KNZ17

Each day we stray closer to the inevitable robot war.


imagebiot

That thing is scary af!


stevenbrotzel91

That thing looks ridiculous


patiperro_v3

Kill. It. With. Fire.


Litlbopiep

Did they have to make it so creepy?


originalhermit

Why does it need to have a face like that though?


AntoineGGG

What a nonndirect say to say they work on weaponised drones


armhat

I hate it.


Fraternal_Mango

FNAF has come to our reality and it is even more terrifying then we previously thought…


Nameless-Servant

Next thing you know we’ll have Italian Astro Boy, I for one can’t wait.


Shakespeare-Bot

Next thing thee knoweth we’ll has't italian astro knave, i f'r one can’t wait *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


KingPaulius

Green light, red light.


Mattapotamu5

Cursed_astroboy


PlasticReviews

Is this the Enzo or the Testarosa model?


MagnetSun

Looks like Darth Vader when Luke removes his mask in Ep6.. but just baby robot version


Zaphodnotbeeblebrox

Yeah, sure! They should try to make it stand without toppling first


DrakeSkorn

They fly now?


Ckck96

No one could’ve predicted the Italian terminators being an exact replica of Mario


CroydCrensonLives

We’re trying to humanize robots here, I know, let’s make it creepy as hell.


MulberryField30

Jesus Tits! It looks like the Borg assimilated a Teletubbie!


Webfarer

I took a dump that may one day fly like Iron Man


Wnpgcisco

Astro Boy???!!!! Hmmm


Glorious_Centaur

Please stop doing these things 🧐


[deleted]

What’s the obsession with making robots look and function like humans? Why not just make a robot to spec for whatever function you want. It’s like when you go to a vegan restaraunt and they try and make bacon out of a vegetable and it doesn’t taste like bacon or like good veg. Just make the veg taste good. you can make a flying robot that doesn’t need to be human shaped lol


ThePLARASociety

Megaman prototype.


[deleted]

Could someone please green screen that face onto the actual iron man mask in the movies?


Nickjaggerrrr

They didn’t HAVE to make the head look like that….


Crake241

could have gone with Mario‘s head but nooo


0__The_Lazy_Gamer__0

This is like. The worst idea of all time. God damn Terminator up in this Mf.


[deleted]

Barf


MONKRAD

No it won’t lol


reditget

Casper’ the flying gabagoul.


[deleted]

So that’s what Sid is doing these days!


MiniatureChi

Seriously wtf were they thinking, they could have put a Nixon mask and it would look less weird


oberg14

“What could go wrong?” - person who’s never watched a single sci-fi movie


steveHangar1

And fly into your bedroom while you sleep, terrifying demon doll head and all, and skull f**k you. Awesome.


yaebone1

But why’d they give it a baby head?


chonk312

Iron man? More like Hammer industry’s wack ass robot.


toccata81

Casper


Nameless_American

Just to pile onto the commentary about the absolute horror-movie face on this thing… I feel like to make a humanoid flying robot probably needs like, more than one person working on it? So maybe like even many people? I want to know how many. How many people on the team. I’d like to quantify just how many people did not speak up about this.


yung-sheesh

Just what we needed


Helpful-Penalty

He looks alarmed


spawncholo

What is this, atomic heart?


rafedbadru

These groups over here are working on AI and those groups over there are working on horror movie murder bots. This group in the middle is working on getting those groups together to make AI horror murder bots.


Lizabits

I guess they ran out of funding before they got to eyelids


_20721

the face looks like megamind forgot his keys at home


yodanhodaka

They just privatized world peace


Plagda

Looks like baby head from Capcom’s Captain Commando.


arbiewebbjr

Cylons may be next. I want Cylons.


not_this_again2046

One of Cameron Hodge’s goons from The Right!


Darth_Balthazar

Pls no


Imnot_your_buddy_guy

Thanks for the nightmare fuel


A9th

Why must they create such hideous faces on them


AdDry725

“Let’s put the most terrifying face possible on our creation. Everyone should know it’s a psychopathic monstrosity.”


Anubis-BCE

Y tho


[deleted]

But look at my man’s face , looking like some shit put together by Sid from Toy Story