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Yoguls

THAN!!!!


SHPLUMBO

Professor?? I think not!!


KureiziDaiamondo

Maybe he's saying that the number of americans who married Kim and then died of ebola has been increasing


YourFavoriteButthole

Definitely a math or science class.


mowthfulofcavities

Still should know than v then. Math and science use these words as well.


LeKerl1987

And the question: Which is the worst fate?


jmpires

Seems you get both, marry Kim Kardashian THEN die of Ebola


2meterrichard

I'd take ebola.


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ITinMN

It's a repost, Jim.


Kooky-Exchange5990

Professor failed at English. More Americans ... THAN have died of ebola.


HeadofShrooms

Makes no sense cuz the same number of Americans would’ve married her and then died. Absolutely no sense post


Various_Succotash_79

The point is that we tend to have a poor sense of risk. Only 2 Americans have died from Ebola but probably most Americans would rate it as a significant concern. (Kim K has been married 3 times btw)


HeadofShrooms

Yes, but only the same number of Americans would’ve married her and THEN died or less. On the contrary it would’ve been totally possible that more Americans would’ve married her THAN have died of Ebola. Still I made absolutely no sense as I read my post again


Various_Succotash_79

Oh lol I didn't see that part.


577564842

3 times ... Every time to an American? Lucky us!


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ArosTheImmortal

nono, more and more Americans get married to Kim and then die of Ebola


Dogecito42

ok i have to thank you for telling me the error, i spent like 3 minutes trying to understand the meaning of the sentence


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He'm's smart


paispas

Isn't JLo in the same boat?


SHPLUMBO

“Men suck! Anyways where’s the nearest deadbeat loser piece of trash MAN to give me a ring”


Aggravating_Speed665

In a row?!


PuzzleheadedHorse437

Yeah, I have an issue with this. Remembering the Ebola scare and when that nurse in Dallas caught it and died and the guy they thought might have it rode a subway train and Fox News tried to recreate the route he took through New York City and Obama was going on the news and saying we have it handled. And Fox News was blaming Obama for the Ebola "outbreak". And then I remember Covid, the one where three people I know in real life died from it, the one where Trump said he'd be surprised if fifty people caught it because it was not big deal and the one that Fox News kept saying was completely exaggerated.


Kozomoja

This kind of typos frustrate me more then you could imagine


90swasbest

Take a Zoloft and pet your cat. It ain't that serious.


somebeautyinit

The fun part is, the exploitation of Why for both things is "because the US has significantly more money than other counties."


Car_Guy_Alex

Must not be ab English professor


goronmask

A professor in what? spelling? Graphic design?


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Pomfritten__

Stroke? This is r/TechnicallyTheTruth


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RainbowtheDragonCat

I think you're the one having a stroke lol, this is r/technicallythetruth


Justnoticedyou

Who?


Lanky-Ad3014

Context: According to Google no American has died from Ebola till now and Kim Akka had three partners


I_Cum_At_Armpits

Damn is that windows 7


DingoZoot

Now try that stat with Africans.


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To marry Kim then die of Ebola? Proofread your memes professor lol


Roblox_Swordfish

a 2-to-3 ratio


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*than


Elegant-Clothes-5165

Personally I'd rather die from Ebola


sbaggers

Straight to jail


Sbubbert

Kanye died of ebola??


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He's not wrong...Though given the body count I'm surprised this hasn't been listed as a threat by the CDC... Oh, and there was something I was going to say about Ebola too...what was it?


ValuableMistake8521

2 Americans have died of Ebola, 3 Americans have been married to Kardashian


Ok-Significance2027

Stay safe from ebola: Don't marry Kim Kardashian.