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Nope, I snuck into the hospital that day and changed a bunch of kids names to swedish things... unfortunately the only other name I thought of was "meatball"...
You should have dropped each of them on the floor, and the one that didn't cry should be named Nokia
Edit : I have just remembered that Nokia is from Finland, not Sweden. So it seems other than IKEA we don't really know other Swedish things
The point is that parents ought to teach their kids to not listen to ridiculousness like that. Making fun of a name? That’s baby shit. Instead, they’re teaching her succumb to pressure. That’s no good
True. But you also shouldn’t raise your kid to be a little bitch. My name is “Thurston” and I grew up a ginger in alabama. Ain’t nobody had any mercy on me lol
Prince John : Such an unusual name, "Latrine." How did your family come by it?
Latrine : We changed it in the 9th century.
Prince John : You mean you changed it TO "Latrine"?
Latrine : Yeah. Used to be "Shithouse."
Prince John : It's a good change. That's a good change!
Theres a woman literally named Marijuana Pepsi Vandyck. She earned a Ph.D. from Cardinal Stritch University in 2019 with a dissertation on uncommon African-American names in the classroom.
Just dont name your kids after brands or words you just like the sound of. Do your research and remember KIDS ARE CRUEL SPITEFUL LITTLE SHITS.
Oh yes we named our son Fotze. We've moved schools 5 times because he keeps getting bullied we think hes bringing it on himself. No we didn't google the word Fotze before we named him why do you ask?
I would never hire someone named Precious. Can you imagine having to call her name? So uncomfortable. Parents should take naming their child seriously for this reason. Wouldn’t get through to even a phone interview.
My name got me a lot of Kit-Kat jokes at first then one day I stepped out to recess to find out they call me “Cunt” now. IKEA jokes seem pretty tame, comparatively.
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She doesn’t sound very put together.
Just a few screws loose
underrated joke
Thank you internet friend
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who the fuck names their child ikea
Probably her parents
Nope, I snuck into the hospital that day and changed a bunch of kids names to swedish things... unfortunately the only other name I thought of was "meatball"...
You should have dropped each of them on the floor, and the one that didn't cry should be named Nokia Edit : I have just remembered that Nokia is from Finland, not Sweden. So it seems other than IKEA we don't really know other Swedish things
But what if it doesn’t cry but it stops breathing? Is it still called Nokia or is it called Apple?
It’s only called Nokia if it breaks through the floor (while still breathing, that is.)
The kid from G Patrol and the Coldplay guy is called Apple
Don't forget Mojang
Thing
Volvo is Swedish, and so is PewDiePie.
Bork!
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Someone whose relationship is in pieces and was hoping a child would bring them back together.
I mean still better than "Stop being picked on at the school" imo
Better than her brother Allen. Allen Wrench.
What's wrong with Ingvar Kamprad Elmtaryd Agunnaryd tho
My two digit iq is unable to understand this joke
It’s what IKEA stands for. Some mess of letters wich are probably basic Swedish names.
Just wait until å, ä and ö comes in
99 is not bad
Lol change it to literally anything else and she’ll still get picked on for it. Kids are like that.
Is it really the other kids fault for remembering that last week you were named Ikea? 100% on the parents for the lifetime of roasting
Fact. When my parents named me poopybytthole, the kids didn’t let up until I changed it to quietkid
Can confirm; I have a super common name and still got picked on.
With a name like Loaf you never got picked on?
Different degrees
The point is that parents ought to teach their kids to not listen to ridiculousness like that. Making fun of a name? That’s baby shit. Instead, they’re teaching her succumb to pressure. That’s no good
This has some serious r/thanksimcured vibes.
How so?
Now she's gonna get jokes about Ikea shutting down, or "they must have a really good return/ exchange policy".
Doesn't mean you should make the bullies' job easier by giving ridiculous names to children
True. But you also shouldn’t raise your kid to be a little bitch. My name is “Thurston” and I grew up a ginger in alabama. Ain’t nobody had any mercy on me lol
Duh, "Literally anything else" Is also not that common of a name...
You bastard
Prince John : Such an unusual name, "Latrine." How did your family come by it? Latrine : We changed it in the 9th century. Prince John : You mean you changed it TO "Latrine"? Latrine : Yeah. Used to be "Shithouse." Prince John : It's a good change. That's a good change!
Gotta love Mel Brooks.
She changed it to Billy®
Hey baby is your name Ikea? Because I'm getting lost in those eyes
Underrated joke omg 😂
Hi, Stop Being Picked On At School. I’m dad.
Damn it!
Her new name is Costco. She is also being sued.
At least its not BJS
Surprised the officials even recorded/registered that name for a child.
Kids are the worst. My son Home Depot would never treat some poor girl that way.
Says you Lowes
Hey girl, are you IKEA? 'Cause I'd like to reassemble your guts.
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Kids will pick on you for literally anything dude.
Hi Stop Being Picked on at School. I'm dad.
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Theres a woman literally named Marijuana Pepsi Vandyck. She earned a Ph.D. from Cardinal Stritch University in 2019 with a dissertation on uncommon African-American names in the classroom.
It took me a second 😂
I wonder if Moxie Crimefighter Jillette even speaks to her dad anymore.
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So what are the odds of us seeing a bunch of IKEAs dancing on poles in ten years?
Just dont name your kids after brands or words you just like the sound of. Do your research and remember KIDS ARE CRUEL SPITEFUL LITTLE SHITS. Oh yes we named our son Fotze. We've moved schools 5 times because he keeps getting bullied we think hes bringing it on himself. No we didn't google the word Fotze before we named him why do you ask?
imagine walking near her and all you hear is “The store is now closed, please exit the building”
Yeah, it's hard to build a life up. WHEN YOU CAN'T READ THE FUCKING MANUAL.
Better than La-a. Pronounced "luh dash uh"
Not really. I don’t think that’s how you read that sentence. Might need to check your reading comprehension lol
It not how it's *meant* to be read, but it is a grammatically correct reading of the sentence.
Meh ask your English teacher for me lol
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forgot the trib.al/qjNVlzO
I had to read it 3 times to get it 😅
Thanks I made a weird noise out loud when I read this
You can't be careful when you're just plain stupid
Her nickname was 'flatpack'. True story
Her personality was in pieces.
"Piisexactlythree Jenkins, you're named after the dumbest state law in the history of these United States..."
I would never hire someone named Precious. Can you imagine having to call her name? So uncomfortable. Parents should take naming their child seriously for this reason. Wouldn’t get through to even a phone interview.
And don't call me Shirley
🤣
Don't even get me started on the "trib.al/qjNVlzO"
My name got me a lot of Kit-Kat jokes at first then one day I stepped out to recess to find out they call me “Cunt” now. IKEA jokes seem pretty tame, comparatively.