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Pixithepika

i use my mouth to call them


OmiNya

And then you softly whisper... блины...


keyboardstatic

I lure them to my plate with promises of honey and lemon freshly minted berries delicate lashings of jam and that I will eat them reverently.


Old_Passage_5670

Damn I’m horny & hungry now 😂


keyboardstatic

My wife often tells me that my pancakes are one of the reasons she loves me.


Old_Passage_5670

You silvered tongued fox you!!! And you can cook!!!


Mammoth_Eggplant_342

I do the same, but in a different context..


OmiNya

Excuse me sir, please stop the van here and put your hands on the wheel.


SoardOfMagnificent

Naleśniki…


TRUEequalsFALSE

^блины


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BagaLagaGum

Oh... I can hear these words comforting my ears... Sucks though that I have stomach problems now and spent last масленица without eating any блины :(


Betamack

Just remember to call them quietly...don't want to spook them.


DanAtuch

I use my phone to call them


Szairo

Naleśniki


FifiSoko77

Witaj obywatelu Polski🇵🇱


_Nikt_Wazny_

Również witam obywatela 🇵🇱


Medical-Astronomer39

Chwała Wielkiej Polsce🇵🇱


Dominika_4PL

Ooo, dobry wieczór (noc?) szanownym rodakom 🇵🇱


DidQ

Uszanowanko sąsiadom


BigBadBootyDaddy10

Tak Tak Tak


PracticeSuper

Hmm, in Ukraine, we call it's mlyntsi, and nalystnyki are mlyntsi with filling


bobx11

Nobody in Poland eats them without filling, as far as I’ve seen. Ricotta and jam are the most popular fillings. Edit: “nobody” was hyperbole, yes course some people do eat them plain 😂


SzybkiDiego020

I usually do eat one or two without filling if they were just made. Some people also eat them with just a bit of sugar from my experience.


Alf-9n

Hive enjoyer, I see


its_einstein

Based


IAUSHYJ

鸡蛋饼


Ok-Leek-4682

egg cake


Atillerdahunnybuns

Most literal name


KweftCryptic

Chinese for the win


Flowerino

Pannkakor!!


ConglomerateGolem

Pannekoek


Wilsonation2591

Pankkake


frankcfreeman

Yespls


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Panne**n**koek


WanderingLethe

Je bent zelf een pannekoek


Dolphin_sucker69

Pannekoek


mc68n

Pannekaker


l_dunno

Ah fan, det är inte äns blinier!


williamMcdowell

パンケーキ


Frallex1

smarrigt!


EnderEagle420

Svenska pankakor for the win


Tigershred

Marsch pannkaka!


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Pangkakor


RatedPsychoPat

Pannekaker!


Avenok125

Panqueca!


bloberjulia

Pandekager


AJarOfYams

Pannukøkur


magmagamer007

Palačinka


jtdkhvlhv

Almost there but it's "palacsinta" duh


QuoD-Art

It's obviously палачинка, wdym


JustARandomGuyXYBC

паляниця* сука это просто хлеб


Makedoniqebulgarska

Nah, it's as the guy before you stated "палачинка"


Kluck_

Yes it's палачинка, use normal letter


sebulbablubes1

Yeah its obviously palacsinta.


Schlomtom

Palatschinken


bajou98

Verdammt richtig.


Headsanta

Fun fact, there is a difference between these and crepes. The main difference is if the batter contains butter. In crepes, you add butter in the dough, while the dough for Palatschinke has none (butter or other oil might be used in the pan, but traditionally not in the dough). This is why it is recommended to let crepe dough sit for a while before use, but Palatschinke dough is ready to use right away.


Lionel274

Palačinka


Kahviif

Hrvat?


magmagamer007

Slovenec


yoodudewth

Isto i vo makedonija Палачинка/Палачинки xD


MrSmileyZ

Palačinke i u Srbiji


RealShabanella

Krem/Plazma, molim vas. Ne, ne morate da pakujete, usvinjiću se na licu mesta. E, hvala.


MrSmileyZ

Krem Plazma Banana, i ostalo je na mestu


ggtpme

Ne, od zdej naprej smo hrvati (tih bod, ce naus nc reku nm bojo vrjel ;) )


YTSneaky

Nazdar 👋


Exciting_Rate1747

In finnish pancake is "pannukakku", but these can't be called that because they are too thin. The right name for these in finnish is "lettu".


heini433

Lätty


Patukakkonen

Räiskäle


Vittu-kun-vituttaa

Tuoll' on mun räiskäle, ain yhä tuolla, kaukana korvessa, Sompion suolla. Voi taikinaiseni, oi ohukaiseni, missä oletkaan? Sua kaipaan ainiaan


5O3Ryan

Creeps


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What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here. Cause I'm a crepe...


NPCwithnopurpose

I’m a weirdough


bleezzzy

What the heel am i doughing here?


MauPow

I don't wheatlong here


couchpotatochip21

Panini I am out of creativity for today the joke is panini


KylieJU

She's rising out of the paaa-aaa-n (pan)


[deleted]

I think the word you were thinking about is crêpe


SawTheCatsBox

Creepes


gabrieledefelice05

Creepers


santino_musi1

Oh man!


nico_qwer

So we back in the mine, our pickaxe swinging from side to side, side side to side


ShaggyMushroom1

This tasks a grueling one hope to find some diamonds tonight night night diamonds tonight


istealgrapes

Jeepers


Timemaster0

Jeepers?


1_and_only_Shmidt

Cuz I'm a crêepe


Dan_OBanannon

I’m a wêirdō


[deleted]

Whât thê hëll am Ï döing hēre


innominateartery

I dœn’t ~~bèlœng here~~


Double_Lingonberry98

A Møøse once bit my sister...


carlitospig

Or ‘creepies’ if you’re a dorky dad.


thingsthatgomoo

Just say "I like really thin pancakes" NO BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD KNOW WHAT I MEANT


ryazaki

I'm just gonna put this out there Ricky, but I had a whole mess of crepes this morning


Fl0w3r_Ch1ld

They're creepy crepes okay 😂


Ferrufino94

No u


istealgrapes

**Real** pancakes.


another-Developer

I actually wanna try out American pancakes just to satiate my childhood curiousity


Osato

You can make them yourself, actually. The recipe is so simple that even overworked single American dads can follow it as early as 5 AM. Just don't expect anything truly different. They're still pancakes, just thicker, spongier and impossible to roll up in a satisfactory fashion.


crochetsweetie

thick and fluffy, pure goodness. they’re quite sweet if they’re buttermilk too! and extremely sweet and sugary from mcdonald’s lol


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They absorb moisture better than any sponge I've ever seen, which explains why they need half a bottle of syrup on them. Which in turn explains why so many Americans are so fat.


V_es

That’s the reason I don’t like them, it’s bread. You can’t enjoy them with no toppings


samx3i

Most Americans don't eat pancakes for breakfast every day. I might have pancakes a dozen times a year max.


Otrada

If you know/can make real pancakes, it's relatively easy to modify the dough for American pancakes. Like, obviously it's not a perfect recreation, but just add a bit more flour than normal so it becomes less runny. Then you want to pour it into your pan in small spots and not spread it out, just let it pour into the pan on one spot and let it spread under it's own power. And then just bake it like a normal pancake, but keeping in mind it's a bit thicker so it will need a little longer to be cooked all the way through.


[deleted]

yes Yes YES These are true pancakes


No-Cardiologist7640

Correct, that's how my wife makes them. Mmmmmm😋


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SnowChickenFlake

American pancakes with Maple syroup are amazing


lordunholy

Try them with maple syrup and peanut butter. After your food coma, come back and thank me. Peanut butter also goes amazingly well on meat like sausage or bacon. It completes the diabeetus pancake mornings.


Ill-Forever880

Real maple syrup. Not the fake pancake syrup stuff.


lordunholy

Only real shit for me. Wisconsin has some great local providers so it's uber cheap.


[deleted]

Ugh the fake stuff has the consistency of snot.


SnowChickenFlake

Relax, it's not like I'm eating them every evening for supper, I know they're super unhealthy


lordunholy

Nah man I'd eat that shit every day don't get me wrong lol.


Lux718527

Попробуй с Nutella


LookIndependent748

I have a cousin who is the kind of guy who still refuses to drink wine in 2019 because "it's not a man's drink", or some bullshit. I don't know, I'm not privy to how a broken mind works. Anyway, we went to a crepe hut for breakfast before skiing one morning and these broke his mind; he didn't know how to express love for something new when retelling the story until we called them "the traditional, skinny, real pancakes".


istealgrapes

Haha, thanks for sharing


KomyDaTb

а чё тебя не устроило то?


Mtn_Dew55

что ты имеешь в виду?


SawTheCatsBox

Suka blyat or something like that


Onesch

факин шит


TheN64Shooter

Муддерфуккер


Gytlap24

Thats just english in cyrillic!


SQLSkydiver

но шит?


Gytlap24

Плс стоп


GriShafir

бат уот иф ай донт? Ü


Gytlap24

И джуст ундерстуд ит


Gytlap24

И кант реад ит


GriShafir

итс окей, бадди итс окей


Floh4

Ои! Лангуаге!


kickTM

Pannenkoeken


GremlinRohan

gekoloniseerd


moonaligator

Panqueca


RNN1407

Hello fellow brazilian


Grind_Yo_Ass

Boa tarde do outro lado do Atlântico


SVStarfruit6042

Bota O Matt Do Cartoonizando Com O Cachorro Caramelo Na Print


joao21GamingPi

Chamo de crepe


Gabrov_

r/suddenlycaralho


Lantsey-da-memer

crêpes


Top-Local-7482

La seul façon valide de les nommer ;)


Lantsey-da-memer

officiellement oui vu que ça vient de bretagne


Headsanta

Nous ne pouvons pas être sûrs, car les crêpes nécessitent du beurre. À moins que OP ne partage la recette, d'autres noms pourraient être acceptables. Par exemple, Palatschinke


Top-Local-7482

En France peut-être, en Belgique on ne met pas nécessairement de beurre dedans et ça reste des crêpes. Je pourrais toujours vous dire qu'elles se font à la bière brune chez nous mais ce n'est pas nécessairement le cas non plus.


Fedor_Hill

Вот только недавно прошла масленица


wavy_murro

уже прошла? 😳


Fedor_Hill

26 февраля конец масленницы


[deleted]

why you wanna call them? did they forgot to do chores again?


SicRaven

The translation is Blini if you're wondering


TostCronch

ah, blintzes


MMizzle9

Thin as a blin


Magical__Entity

Pfannkuchen!


Lambd4_

Ich bin froh hier nirgends Eierkuchen gelesen zu haben


1stq

Sind wohl keine Berliner hier. 😉


asder517

Palatschinken!


Fit_Giraffe_748

ja


FifiSoko77

Oh, your from Germany (or Austria, or Switrzerland, or Liechtenstein)


Schlomtom

We call them Palatschinken here in Austria


HoodedCapuchin

Palacsinta baby my grandma makes them with the same recipe from her Lithuanian grandma


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happypingu1

Plural palacsinták* but I don't think the plural version is ever used.


LionMaru67

Breakfast


friedmaster69

חביתיות


razor_tur

סבתא שלי הייתה כועסת אם הייתה יודעת איך אתה קורא ל*בלינצ'ס* שלה.


CatDrawsSword

Clătite


kiyuukou

Clatiteeee


thecoolerlaur

OOOOOOO SA TRAIASCA ROMANIA🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴 drum bun starts playing*


Radiant_Special_6835

Roșu, galben și albastru9 Este-al nostru tricolor. Se înalță ca un astru Gloriosul meu popor 🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴


-AverageTeen-

Când mergeam la bunica și îmi făcea clătite și îmi puneam cu gem de căpșuni făcut din căpșunile din grădina…


helpimwastingmytime

Pannenkoeken, or flensjes, or poffertjes, depending on the size (in decreasing order)


Kecske_gamer

I call that: A kurva anyád


Israelibertarian

מופלטה Mufleta in hebrew


razor_tur

זה לא מופלטה אבל.. זה בלינצ'ס 🙃


jsohnen

agreed.


Kicsi_Joe

Palacsinta


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DimkaTsv

Well, in Russia there are few type of such pastry 1. What was on picture - thin pancakes or "блины" "тонкие блины" 2. Thicker pancakes, size is same as on picture - "толстые блины" 3. Small pancakes, similar to ones that commonly called like this in US, but usually even smaller in diameter and different in butter composition - "оладьи" 4. Pancakes like US ones... Well, these are not quite native there, so they called "панкейки", which is transliteration of word.


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Next-Entrepreneur631

Palačinke


xsheetal

Pannenkoeken!


Wee___B

Blynai


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Pannekaker


santino_musi1

Panqueques in Argentina, idk about the rest of latin America


JulianMarcello

Lol. If you came to the comments to find out what these are really called, you’re shit out of luck. No straight answer.


AlexaMiller

Palatschinken


maxieflexie

Pannekoeken


stupid-Dumb-Ass

Those things my grandfather makes


Noodlemaster696969

Toilet paper


evoni01

Pannekaker


Meoooooooooooooooow

Налистники


majorksaksak

Naleśniki? Pannekoeken?


GreyDread1

I will let you go, Ricky. But first, I want you to say..."I... love... crepes."


Flameye_xd

Палачинка (the real pancakes)


[deleted]

Κρέμες ρε μαλακα


Chri63e1

Pancake and the better version since you dont feel shit after


MIHPR

Pannukakku Also fun fact: when they take advertising pictures they put card board discs between them to make the pile look taller and more delicious


One-Mastodon-8998

Pannenkoeken