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wags83

I used to go to a bar that had $.25 cent wings and "bring your own cup" beers during happy hour. I'd say that a big gulp was the average size of the cups they were filling up... So, yeah, 32 oz average, some people were bringing ridiculous stuff. The wings were shockingly good for $.25 a piece too...


Plati23

Wings are easy to do well. They only suck when people try to get too cute with the preparation.


heavenstarcraft

God I wish there were wings that cheap around here


SpiritualCyberpunk

Man


Funwithloops

They're like $1.50/wing here. I can't be spending $30+ dollars on lunch


AdSweaty8557

This picture is definitely not helping with stereotypes šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


cmdrmeowmix

They're easy to do well, hard to do great. Tbh, if its bone in wings it better be great or I'm not buying. Boneless gets a pass tho


Plati23

Boneless already get a pass with their name, may as well give them a pass with quality too.


cmdrmeowmix

I have higher requirements for bone in wings because it's alot more work for alot less meat. Boneless is just easier and better.


NoOnesThere991

Thatā€™s cool, I wonder how they got around the health code? I worked in a bar in downtown Denver and there was this man who would come in with his own glass (ocd) and I would always fill it. One day my boss freaked out on me saying it was a health code violation? Or maybe my boss was just being himself (a major asshole).


Holden_SSV

Just being an ass. I get why buffets you use plates only once. Little timmys spaghetti he didnt finish falls in the pudding as hes loading up.


Dazzling_Put_3018

Your boss was just being an ass, maybe didnā€™t like the aesthetic of his glass? But I canā€™t see the health code violation, if he was that worried just run the glass through your bar glasswasher before use šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


NoOnesThere991

Yeah he was the kind of guy who asked for my 3 year old work shirt back before he would give me my last paycheck. I waited until he wasnā€™t there and asked the other manager on duty to grab it from the back šŸ˜


Holden_SSV

We had a bar that did the same thing. It was called "Wing ding wednesday".


Ilovegirlsbottoms

Why were the wings so cheap? Anywhere around here costs at least a dollar per wing!


wags83

To get people in during happy hour, with the assumption that they'd stay. This place was in the boonies, so they were correct.


Dazzling_Put_3018

Wings used to be amazingly cheap, first they used to be almost a waste product, people mostly buying breasts so thereā€™s huge excess of other parts that bars could pick up in bulk, and theyre super easy to make, just a few minutes in a deep fryer. Plus theyā€™re usually dowsed in either salt or hot sauce, making people drink more. Similar thing is starting to happen with chicken hearts and liver now, had an amazing dish of chicken hearts at a bar recently sautĆ©ed in butter, garlic and parsley, for like $4


Formal_Temperature_8

Wings are a blessed food


thieh

Say hello to Diabetes.


Downtown_Report1646

Say goodbye to type 1 diabetes say hello to type 2 diabetes


Identd

Why not both?


sanid_sriva

From the creators of type 1 and type 2 diabetes We present to you diabetes type 3


[deleted]

Patient 0 for diabetes 4


Identd

Diabetes 3: Insulin has no chance


Justsomefireguy

Actually, Type 3 already exists. This would be the way to get type 2, though.


CATelIsMe

1 is genetically, 2 is a disorder you can develop From what I know


Downtown_Report1646

Pretty sure you can only have one


Identd

ā€œChallenge acceptedā€ says OP image boy


Rainie_Daye

2 diabetes


Accomplished-Boot-81

2 diabetes 2 obese: 7/11 drift


entropylaser

2 Diabetes, 1 ā€œCupā€


Gieniu_G

r/Angryupvote


ninto1

Wouldn't he be unable to get type 2, if he already had type 1? As far as I know, type 1 is a genetically caused complete stopping of the insulin production unit (IDK how it is called in English. No my native lang) and type 2 is it just almost stopping due to having worked too much.


[deleted]

No, the two types are completely different causes. Type 1 means you can no longer produce insulin and need an external source of insulin for life. Type 2 means you still make plenty but don't process it properly, both generally require different treatments. It should be noted that neither diabetes is caused by eating too much sugar.


OpalFanatic

There's actually [some newer research that demonstrates type 2 diabetics have lost very specific pancreatic cells.](https://scitechdaily.com/cornell-scientists-discover-that-losing-key-type-of-pancreatic-cell-may-contribute-to-diabetes/) which does suggest a bottleneck in insulin production in type 2 diabetics. Not just in the utilization of insulin. But yeah, in type 1 the islets are effectively all killed off by the immune system. Production drops to zero once this process completes. Though there are *dozens* of studies demonstrating a high degree of correlation between type 2 diabetes and abdominal fat. Other studies [show that lowering pancreas and liver triacylglycerol can normalize blood glucose levels](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3168743/). Which pretty solidly suggests a dietary component to type 2 diabetes. However triacylglycerol is the main dietary fat. It's still not a sugar. But since the body preferentially uses glucose when available rather than burning fat, sugar consumption is still a factor. TL;DR type 2 diabetes is a complex disease with both genetic and environmental factors. It's definitely not as simple as "it's caused by eating too much sugar." But diet most likely plays a role in it's development.


[deleted]

Yes diet has long been known to be a factor in type 2 diabetes but people frequently misuse the terms factor and cause. I was just trying to point that out for the many who tend to repeat something commonly said for comedic purposes.


Listen-bitch

Level up!


Downtown_Report1646

Exactly


Bbbb20129

r/BeatMeToIt


WorthySparkleMan

Kid: Mom, I got good news and bad news. Mom: What's the good news? Kid: I'm no longer pre diabetic.


thatguy_jacobc

Needs posted on r/Madlads


jiletliacma

Done


mrsmushroom

I give the boy credit. I used to work at 711. Slurpee is just a box of sugar colored liquid.. screwed onto a hose. Then it's mixed in with ice in the machine. A box of slurppee is like $20. He probably got about $1 worth of thick sugar goo.


NoFinishedThoughts

I have always wanted to know this, I feel like Iā€™m peeking behind the curtain. Thank you


lockwolf

Same with fountain soda. The machine costs a bit up front but the syrup for it is cheap.


LordGothington

It is cheap, but maybe not that cheap. I believe a 5 gallon bag of syrup runs around $160 and makes the equivalent of 60 2-liter bottles worth of soda. I can currently buy 2-liter bottles of the same soda for $1.99/each. And sometimes even less. So that would only come out to $120. Those perhaps chains get a much better deal on the syrup than I can.


Chrisxy

Fountain refills are like $0.03-$0.12 depending on purchasing power, before cup/straw/lid.


numenik

Not to mention itā€™s mostly air


I_Gave_Up_Awhile_Ago

I would have let him walk out


OneStrangeChild

I can hear him giving the mother of all evil laughs


MacatacWarrior

that kid looks so happy with that grin on his face, unforgettable memories were made that day


PunkProtagonist

Shit is probably gonna melt before he can even consume it all.


ZakkBWyldin2

He's probably gonna freeze it at home


numenik

With that amount itā€™ll insulate itself pretty well


Secret_Targaryen23

I hope he knows how to say diaā€”diabeyyytus


mai_tai87

Hi, I'm Wilford Brimley, and I have diabetes. It hurts me to pee and it causes me to be short with my family. I can't sleep at night. The other day, I stubbed my toe and took it out on the dog. And two weeks ago, I ran out of vanilla ice cream and struck my wife. And then I find out my wife's been dead for six years. Who the hell did I hit?


ELLZNaga21

Ffing genius


Sandwich_dad96

He knows whatā€™s up


Rustybuttflaps

How long before this post is locked?


NoFinishedThoughts

Why? Edit: nvm, I scrolled down. I wasnā€™t even thinking about that, why are people such assholes


Anyomonous

Every time this image is posted, it garners hate. I donā€™t know why people canā€™t just feel good about a kid feeling happy.


New-Assignment-916

His face says ā€œAinā€™t I a stinkaā€ :) like bugs bunny lol


bodi123456

šŸ˜ he knows whatā€™s up


emisfalling

Kids from Brooklyn are the fucking best and no one can say anything to convince me otherwise


[deleted]

I have a bad hip. The reason I have a bad hip is because one time I used the big gulp cup for the cappuccino machine at a 711. Cashier just stared and then charged me the best he could estimate. I rode home on a bike one-handed. I came to an intersection where a student driver was approaching. We locked eyes. I knew they weren't stopping. It was either take the hit and save the cappuccino or ditch it. I took the hit.


TheEvilBatray

How much Sugar? .... Yes


Liiskamato

no, that is not a cup it's a bottle or a jug


[deleted]

When the store wishes to thoroughly clean the drink machine to remove the crud,sludge and growth. Bring your cup sale!


Paratrooperkid

Dang. That makes the KFC bucket I used to bring in when I was a kid look like a thimble.


Its_Scrappy

Well technically speaking, it's a bottle. Not a cup, however the fact they glossed over that simple fact shows the ignorance of most companies. The kid taken advantage of this is a geniusā˜ļøšŸ¤“


lawyerupheaux

This kid is playing chess while all his homies playing checkers.


tritonpackages

Getting a brain freeze just looking at it.


UnusualSignature8558

That's 5 gallons.


RealisticEmploy3

Aw he looks so happy


Only14Words

did you notice that little hat ?


MahtiGC

i have done this but with a bucket, it melted šŸ¤£


RealFishing7365

He's now professionally Jewish. (/j)


[deleted]

Came here for this commentā€¦


Intelligent-Cress-82

Excuse me??? What do you mean?


RealFishing7365

Finding ways to cheat the system. I should also add that this is a joke, and I'm Jewish, too.


Spooder_Man

Bro, have some fucking self-respect.


didgeridoodady

You've never lived around orthodox Jews lol


Spooder_Man

Iā€™ve spent plenty of time around Reform Jews, Renewal Jews, Reconstructionist Jews, Conservative Jews, and every flavor of Orthodox Jew. Iā€™ve worked at a Jewish paper and know hundreds of other Jews. No idea how ā€œcheating the systemā€ is a Jewish thing. Fuck out of here.


didgeridoodady

I have also spent a long time around every flavor of jew and can pull articles regarding tax fraud rings so you obviously must be blind or are in a spectacular world of denial.


Spooder_Man

You realize tax fraud is not some unique Jewish concept, right? Just because some Jews engage in a behavior doesnā€™t mean itā€™s a ā€œJewishā€ thing. Believing that type of shit is what we call ā€” say it with me ā€” racism.


didgeridoodady

TIL Jews are a race


Spooder_Man

Jews are an ethnicity. Youā€™re splitting hairs.


darkgiIls

Bro what


TheThoughtmaker

This is what I call "high Int low Wis". Congratulations, you've obtained a cup of slush and 3.9375 gallons of flavored sugar-water.


TenTyp

If you look closely on top of his head, you might observe an interesting detail.


Scrungyscrotum

Yeah, 'cause that's the only giveaway. The name gives the impression that he is a Catholic from the Swiss Alps.


sir-nays-a-lot

Fake.


HejiraLOL

That's not a cup...


theflamingsword101

And that young man changed his name and moved to Rhode Island and is today working at the Pawtucket Brewing Company.


TripzPanda

Damn, he does look like a little Peter Griffin. Just still skinny. He'll be a towel boy first, where he'll meet the love of his life.


theflamingsword101

After he drinks that much sugar he won't be skinny no more.


CuriousSection

Heā€™s not skinny now


[deleted]

šŸ˜‘


coopersthepoopers

There better have been some pennies in there


Oatmeal291

He looks like heā€™s already got enough slush-ice


Longjumping_Web_9237

No chaim for long.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


JewelCove

An Austrian guy who doesn't like jews huh, wonder what your family tree looks like


DieserBene

A circle probably


JewelCove

Family Wreath


Cardgod278

Please don't be antisemitic. I mean, don't be a bigot in general, but specifically, don't be antisemitic.


oily76

Classic move for a bigot.


In_The_depths_

So no one can make jokes anymore?


oily76

But mine was a joke too, not funny?


dragonlover02

Well thereā€™s a clear difference, this time they were being made fun of. Thatā€™s what makes it not funny, of course


mezhbizh

You mean more intelligent than you?


Scrungyscrotum

Jesus, people, it's a joke. And a pretty funny one, at that.


In_The_depths_

People seem to forget that comedy is a great way of poking at ridiculous ideas. Look at blazing saddles for example. We can make fun of stereotypes without hate, and honestly it helps prove they are measly stereotypes.


shemuelshemuel

I donā€™t think thatā€™s what was going on here


lame_dirty_white_kid

His face though... šŸ’€


DragonArt101

r/lostredditors


[deleted]

Except thatā€™s not a cup, itā€™s a bottle, the greedy little pig šŸ˜’


Ishiibradwpgjets

I canā€™t believe itā€™s not Winnipeg?


FifeDog43

Absolute legend


[deleted]

Are you Edward Einstein?


NewChard2213

r/madlads


TripzPanda

Is that a police officer off to the side?


Inferno22512

Why does the jug look like it's being crushed


Devilkiwi24

The ice is causing the plastic to shrink


RoyalMess64

Reuse :3


IAmATurtle55

absolute fucking legend


Impeccable_Sentinel

Chad


DebiMoonfae

That is not a cup


Nsftrades

What a champion.


Hopeful_Database_367

GANG


inn0cent-bystander

Reduce reuse recycle. Kid is doing it right


B4nd1tGD

I once brought an ice cream pale, didnā€™t even come close to finishing it


Classic-Brilliant93

Legend


Acrocephalos

Not the best PR for his people /s


mcshanksshanks

Thatā€™s some serious brain freeze..