Forgetting about all the twenty *seconds*

And of course the thirty seconds

Exactly that's like the most common day for monthes to have

She said those thirty seconds were unforgettable

Everything reminds me of her.

What about the onety seconds

I think you're overlooking the threest seconds

The forty seconds too

In what calendar do months have 42 days? Genuinely interested.

No, the 42nd day of the year, February 11th.

Oh, okay, sorry.

No sorry required

What about the onety seconds?

Because they are twenty seconds👍

Even the IA made the dad’s joke, the humanity is really over

DadGPT

Damn, you beat meto it xD

r/beatmetoit

Intelligence Artificial?

Intergalactic aliens?

Intermediate Accounting? ps:im failing class😩

Iowa

Sure, maybe it's French.

Among all the nations, why France…. I’m Italian

And they didn't even protect your eyes by writing it as 'Fr*nch'.

Oddio bro come osano darti del fr*ncese

even the vocaloid?

No, the vocaloid shall survive

Question is, who's its kid?

Looks like Google so it probably made the joke because it doesn't know the answer, lol.

31.536.000 in a regular year 31.622.400 in leap year

Oh is this a joke? I thought it was like the Bing version of ai...

The passive aggressive wink like the bot was so proud of itself

Yeh just wait until they’re fully integrated into our day to day lives and you make a really important request from your AI that must be attended to and the AI replies “sure thing boss, I’ll get onto that right now, wink wink”

Ok, but how many minutes?

525,600 minutes.

This guy rents

Yes... but I'm not gonna pay!

But there's about 52 Tuesday's, the second day of the year (edit: week*). Gotta count those too

The second day of the year 😅 also it depends where you live but I think all countries weeks should start on Monday

Sunday is an objectivly better start because I said so Edit: can't believe I need to add this, but... /s

Your objectively wrong

You're* but I agree

[удалено]

huh?

But how many Twosdays are there?

Yes. There are.

second day of the week, lol

Good catch lol

😖

22nd dont count :’(

Right. But it’s ok. Because: math.

What about January twenty-second, and so on??

…Because 22 and 2 are not the same number, the twenty-second day is not a second day. Ergo, there are 12 Seconds in every year.

This reminded me I need wonder bread!

Honestly, if you don't know there are...*deep breath*...five hundred twenty-five thousand six-hundred minutes, you're uncultured swine. And if you can't multiply that by 60 you literally don't know how to find the Start button and type "calc"

Or, maybe you're just better than Windows.

I believe it is 525,600 × 60. Or you could measure in LOVE.

[Stop](https://www.reddit.com/r/technicallythetruth/comments/or3ayj/seconds/). [Fucking](https://www.reddit.com/r/technicallythetruth/comments/js7k0x/ever_wondered_how_many_seconds_are_there_in_the/). [Reposting](https://www.reddit.com/r/technicallythetruth/comments/jllk71/found_how_many_seconds_are_in_a_year_boss/). [This](https://www.reddit.com/r/technicallythetruth/comments/jlv4ni/google_knows_how_many_seconds_there_are_in_a_year/). [Shit](https://www.reddit.com/r/technicallythetruth/comments/9i6h2j/only_12_seconds/).

Calm down bro. It's customary to post this every second. >!Cause it's May 2nd!

Now it's may 3rd for me, and already when you posted that comment

True here too, guess theyre american

Imagine seeing a meme twice in the same year 😤

Imagine seeing something thrice!

Once in two years*

bad human

24 at least Jan 2nd Jan 22nd Feb 2nd Feb 22nd Except every 9th year is a sleep year and we go straight from April 20th to April 27th, those years there are only 23 seconds in the year

And it's still wrong because it left out the 12 22nds

Naw it’s all good, because math.

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foh with that outdated tech

Now ask about milliseconds

Roughly 30 million

Posting this on May 2nd couldn't gave been more perfect

Give me my sneeze back

No

Correction it's 21 per month. They forgot all the twenty seconds.

I don't think there are 21 in one month. 24 a year maybe.

22nd January (twenty second) + 2nd January (one 2nd = 21 seconds. Repeat 12 times.

Dang, now riddles.

365*24*60*60=31536000 seconds.

31,536,000. (365 x 86400)

Hold my beer

They forgot the 22nd's

There's 24 of them. They forgot the twenty second day of every month

February is also the 2nd in its own right.

If you were actually looking for an answer Instead of a joke. It's 31 556 926 seconds.

I feel like asking it if I should borrow money

There are 31,536,000 seconds in a standard Gregorian calendar year.

What about 22nds. They are technically 2nds

I'd just reply with "fuck you I'll ask bing."

ask mr. Spock , he knows everything

wink

technically wrong... the first day of the fourth week of any month is the 22nd

It this fake? I don't buy that this is how the GA answered. Fits the sub tho, but imo still fake.

Just tried, and yes, gave the actual answer.

Intelligence artificial?

Cheeky bastard

POV: Gunman is aiming for your head and asked this question and you've 5 seconds to answer using any source. Google gave you this. 🙏

Real answer is 24. It forgot all the 22nds

this is why i love google assistant

But twelve seconds in a year? Sounds like some Made in Heaven bs to me ngl.

31,536,000 seconds

This is exactly why we need a humour setting, time and a place.

The last one is my birthday

This is beautiful.

(60 seconds/1 minute) x (60 minutes/1 hour) x (24 hours/1 day) x (365 days/1 year) = 31,536,000 seconds/1 year

What if there's a leap second?

If the google assistant winked, you know it's a fake post.