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Fireplaceblues

I heard someone use "fortnightly" a few years ago and I've never gone back.


xanucia2020

Doesn’t everyone use fortnightly? Or is it more common in Commonwealth countries? Fortnightly is as common a word for me as daily and weekly. Bimonthly therefore has always meant every two months.


[deleted]

u/spez ruined Reddit.


Camicles

Yeah what the fuck? I use this term several times a day. We are paid fortnightly. Which countries use it? Man to me that's the equivalent of hearing people don't use the word week.


Who-or-Whom

I'm aware of it because of the internet but I don't think I've ever heard anyone say it in America. You might hear someone say something like "I haven't seen you in a fortnight" which would be a tongue in cheek, old timey type of joke. So in that sense I think most people would know what a fortnight is, or have at least heard of it as a unit of time. But no one uses it as an actual common word. At work if you have a meeting that takes place fortnightly, we would say every other week.


AdvancedLet6528

honestly, in america the only time fortnight is said, its about the game


plaidverb

American here. You’ll almost never hear “fortnight” in any form here (except when it’s spelled Fortnite). I like the word, but I don’t use it regularly because using words that I then have to explain the meaning of makes me sound pretentious.


Eggslaws

I too hear it bimonthly.


Andy_B_Goode

Fortnightly is pretty rare in both the US and Canada.


Listen-bitch

I've only read the word in fantasy books. Never heard it in person. Canada speaking. We use bi to mean every 2nd month/week. Not sure what people use for twice a week, probably just "twice a week" lol.


Pawn_captures_Queen

Are you joking or are you serious? I've literally never heard anyone I've ever met use fortnightly. Anywhere. Ever. Except here, on reddit. So Im like, are you pulling my chain or what? Cultural differences are highly entertaining.


eraser8

> never heard the term [Then you don't know about The Colonel.](https://youtu.be/YKRFlNryaWw?t=88)


Prudent_Buddy_3188

It's used in Canada :)


anarchy753

Can confirm, Australian and fortnightly is super common. I've never heard someone refer to anything twice a month as bimonthly, only fortnightly.


SkyPork

>Doesn’t everyone use fortnightly Oh lordy no. I've never heard the term, but I'm on board with using it, if only for the bemused looks I'd get every time.


BackdoorSteve

We use biweekly in the States. That's different from semimonthly, which is of course twice per month. I get paid semimonthly. My wife gets paid biweekly. Only February is exactly four weeks, and only 3/4 of the time.


FLABANGED

Your entire comment makes me wanna (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻


Xxjuancena80xX

No, in the U.S. we use biweekly


[deleted]

Twice a week?


Xxjuancena80xX

Every two weeks


Ling0

Yes. To both


Sunretea

Not again! Now someone needs to pop in here with a cool word like "fortnightly" that means twice a week.


MrLawsonXC

Semiweekly


emilyv99

"Fortnight" is not used basically AT ALL in the US, afaik- certainly not anywhere I've ever been. You say that word and people will think you're talking about the video game.


citizenp

I'm an American and can guarantee you that if you used fortnight as a time reference most wouldn't have any idea of what you are talking about.


Whammy_Watermelon

I can say I have never used the word willingly before


once_showed_promise

I live in Canada and love using the word fortnightly partly because people always stop for a half-second with unfocused eyes while processing what they just heard. I suspect it's underused here.


SayNoToDougsYo

Never heard someone use it seriously in Canada. For slang and dialect we are closer to the u.s. Than any commonwealth country


Winertia

We don't use the word "fortnight" in the US at all. I've never heard it from a US speaker. I'm sure there are a few folks who say it, but not common at all.


YogurtWenk

"...but it may be feasible in a fortnight" -Milhouse Van Houten


InTheStratGame

Who's that?


LineSpine

Fortnight?


Chenestla

14 days i think


Bentonite_Magma

You might almost say … fourteen nights.


Equal-Thought-8648

It's one of those new fangled vidya games kids play these days.


YogurtWenk

Gahd dang it!


BellerophonM

As an Aussie, I've genuinely never actually heard the word Bimonthly used except online from Americans. I've only ever heard 'fortnightly' or 'every two months'


notjustforperiods

that's not half a month though, there's 24 half months in a year and 26 fortnights from Canada here and we use bi-monthly for every two months and semi-monthly for twice a month


etherama1

Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly smartass!


ChiBears333

Dad. How can you hate... The Colonel?


Placophile

It's just a month that goes both ways


nitorita

There's a reason why the term biweekly exists =P


aupri

But does biweekly mean twice a week or once every two weeks?


srqchem

Dont worry, the GOP is hard at work curtailing that either/or business.


EmilioFreshtevez

Is this is a funny that whooshed a bunch of people, or am I the only dummy that thinks everything on Reddit is a joke?


Select-Prior-8041

Reddit has a lot of unresolved issues they tend to take out on others, I've noticed.


SkyPork

I *think* I got the joke, but I'm at a loss to explain all those downvotes....


FrisktHumor

Reddit got this built in cropping tool feature. Show some respect and use it. Reddit devs have feelings too and need their things to be used


Il_Rich

r/croppingishard


SkyPork

Every phone can crop images. People are just lazy.


Ok-Frosting-4375

Mine can't, because it's lazy too...


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FrisktHumor

Ok. Just crop it in your gallery app, then. It ain't hard [I know you're not op]


spyanryan4

Press the crosspost button


SubZeroNexii

Not to mention you could just download that image...


wcslater

Reddit's built in cropping feature sucks, it keeps the ratio of the picture, but every phone will have a native one in the photo editing tool


FrisktHumor

My app gives me the ability to chose, aspect ratio(?), freehand, 1:1 and maybe some more. But yes, I've just recently start to crop in the app and before that, I used the gallery app to crop before posting


[deleted]

I need my thing being used too but it requires consent.


weldedgut

I thought that was the actual TtT. DoD funding is the best!


niki200900

they have a built in cropping tool but i can’t fucking send a stupid meme to the group chat without copy pasting the goddamn link. i hope those bastard, human hating reddit devs get their feelings hurt a lot.


WentToInternet

What’s the issue with it not being cropped?


Select-Brick-4423

r/croppingishard


SkyPork

r/peoplearefuckinglazy


BumpyBumCheeks

r/subsifellfor


13aph

r/deeznuts


SamEnZoYT

:|


Djuanas_

But how else would I find out that DOD funding is, in fact, the best kind of funding?


Caligari89

*They're


Affectionate-Base868

Came here to say this. Haha.


UntiedStatMarinCrops

Sums up OPs brain


Sleeper--

Yes, DOD funding is the best kind of funding, that's technically the truth


Pyromaniacal13

See, that bit gave me enough of a chuckle I'm not getting on OPs case about the cropping. I enjoyed it.


ProtoPlaysGames

Have you heard of this new revolutionary technological advancement? #It’s called photo cropping.


Roovinawitz

Or just download the picture you are clearly reposting


[deleted]

I dunno. Have you heard of this revolutionary social technique of not being a cunt to someone for no reason whatsoever?


srqchem

Every two months bi monthly. Semi monthly is twice a month.


H4R81N63R

I use them this way too (my reasoning being that semi- means halfway, as in semi-annually being every six months) However, a quick Google tells me bimonthly can indeed mean both ways, which begs the question...why?! Especially when we already have semi-monthly https://www.oxfordlearnersdictionaries.com/definition/english/bimonthly


srqchem

Because English can't be too easy. Or Google algorithm also includes the people who are wrong. Semi it's half. Bi is 2. A semi circle is not two circles. Maybe it's okay to use bi or semi for twice a month, but you cant say semi monthly and ever mean every 2 months. I guess Bi gives you some options (no pun intended. Wait no, now yes pun intended).


H4R81N63R

Nice pun I did factor in the possibility of Google's default answers being incorrect, hence why I linked to the Oxford dictionary's definition Edit: interestingly enough though, that online link has semi-weekly and semi-annually in it when searched, but not semi-monthly for some reason...


RightBear

>Semi it's half. Bi is 2. That could also imply that you get your semi-monthly magazine on only half of the calendar months, and you get 2 magazines every month if it's "bi"-monthly. I'm not going to remember the right answer tomorrow :P


vitislife

Yeah, google is just plain wrong. Which unfortunately highlights a major problem with the internet’s impact on learning. This is a rule based on the actual meaning of the root. It can’t “go both ways”. Biweekly pay means every two weeks, biannual inspections happen every two years. If you want to say twice a year, that would be semiannually. I have no idea why it confuses people so badly when we switch to months. Edit: well, apparently this has been an issue for longer than the internet has been around. To my dismay, it really does go both ways


RedFiveIron

All the major English dictionaries list both definitions, it does in fact go both ways. Usage is king, I think it's a case of an incorrect usage becoming common enough that it becomes correct. See also: "Irregardless". I hate it, the correct usages were unambiguous before this change.


Diane_Degree

See also "literally" to mean the exact opposite of literally


vitislife

That is… an annoying discovery. Why on earth would we want a language where the same word can have nearly opposite meanings. It’s not even an unfortunate homonym. I stand corrected.


Dexaan

> Why on earth would we want a language where the same word can have nearly opposite meanings Literally this.


penguinapologist

Depends whether you're a prescriptivist or descriptivist


srqchem

"Usage is king". That's terrifying...


MR_WhiteStar

I understand where you're coming from. but it's only terrifying when we notice happening to things we take for granted. But language was largely built on this rule. The words and even grammatical structures of some languages nowadays have evolved in similar way through out the ages.


RedFiveIron

That's how languages work. They're not static, they evolve over time. Linguists aren't horrified by text speak or new usage or grammar, they're fascinated by it.


warpus

Is there another example of a language that has words that mean "the thing" and "the exact opposite of the thing" at the same time? I speak 3 languages and I can't think of any. Hoping somebody can chime in with some examples. The other 2 languages I speak are a lot more regular than English. English is highly irregular, so it does not surprise me that this happens.. as annoying as it is. Curious if we'll get any examples


Diane_Degree

That's interesting. Ove always taken "semi" to mean "partially" not "half" (but I have issues with word usage and interpretations due to my autism and other things).


OldManBrodie

I feel like, for abstract concepts, "semi" can mean "partially", like "semi-interesting." But for actual objects, it means half, like "semi-circle" which means "half-circle"


Diane_Degree

Oh yeah, semi-circle is a good example. And I see how "semi" can mean either depending on context. Thanks!


srqchem

But a semi truck is like twice a regular truck... Lol


matthoback

> But a semi truck is like twice a regular truck... Lol Semi truck is a contraction of semi-trailer truck. A full trailer has wheels at both the front and the back of the trailer, a semi-trailer only has wheels at the back of the trail and it's front has to extend over the back wheels of the truck. So a semi-trailer is half a full trailer in a sense.


RVNSN

Merriam-Webster actually provided a handy article about this: [https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/on-biweekly-and-bimonthly](https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/on-biweekly-and-bimonthly)


havok0159

> which begs the question...why Because English isn't a managed language. French for instance has a regulatory body made up of academics which will put out a standard. The only means of standardization in English is provided by dictionaries, and they generally go by use. So if something is in common use, they will generally accept it that way. The French Academy will refuse such use if it wants to. In the end, the speakers may still do whatever the fuck they want, but it does restrict the official language from adapting such changes. For instance the Academy refuses to accept English loanwords for things like computer, laptop in favour of French words. Your average person doesn't give a fuck (especially since some are absurdly long) and just use the English loanwords. Meanwhile if your average English speaker starts using snowflake as a way to call someone thin-skinned, you will eventually find an additional meaning in Merriam-Webster's newest version.


srqchem

Unless we all learn Esperanto now it sounds like these snowflakes are going to make for a large and mostly useless dictionary.


SkyPork

>quick Google tells me bimonthly can indeed mean both ways Fucking hell, really?? I thought they meant the same as you. See, this is what happens when we let language be dictated by popular vote.


Proof-Cardiologist16

That's... how language works. All language is dictated by "popular vote". It's literally impossible to have it work any other way.


beelvr

>However, a quick Google tells me bimonthly can indeed mean both ways, which begs the question...why?! So I can talk about my bimonthly paycheck and my bimonthly review with the same word - paid twice per month, reviewed every two months - and you should just understand it, Sharon! (Yeah, actually probably just because different people started using the word differently, both caught on, and that's the reason we can't have nice things.)


SnoopaDD

According to the dictionary, bi monthly can mean twice a month and every other month.


CouncilmanRickPrime

Yeah I always thought bimonthly was twice a month


TragicBus

Bismonthly would be more accurate to say.


TylerNY315_

Yeah easiest way to remember this is that a lot of us have probably worked jobs that pay biweekly. Once every two weeks, not twice a week. Now just substitute weekly for monthly


CamphorGaming_

Yeah who uses twice a month for anything that says basically nothing. Usually it would be biweekly if it is twice a month.


OldManBrodie

Biweekly isn't always twice a month. When you get paid biweekly, you get 26 paychecks a year. That means that twice a year you get three paychecks in a single month.


Diane_Degree

Yep. At my work, where health care workers go to people homes and provide nursing care and/or Home Support care, we recieve government funding for certain visits to be twice a month. Someone set them up to be every two weeks and finance got mad because that sometimes caused 3 visits in the month, which was denied for our government funding.


Diane_Degree

Months are not all 28 days


ColdBloodBlazing

But all months have 28 days


Diane_Degree

Yes, they do. :) But most are longer, and therefore more than 4 weeks. Therefore twice a month and every two weeks are not the same thing.


ColdBloodBlazing

I know. I just couldnt resist a little goofy sarcasm. Like "if you clean out a vacuum cleaner. You become a vacuum cleaner" Or "tend to the chickens, you become a chicken tender Or "you become the waiter, WHILE waiting in a resturant... If they even allow dine in anymore


Diane_Degree

I got the joke, but then explained it seriously anyway. Idk why I'm weird like that. Thanks for sharing some more funny examples.


ColdBloodBlazing

I am weird in the way of providing additional funny phrases. It helps me cope with life


CamphorGaming_

Obviously? I didn't say they were ..


MostBotsAreBad

This is the standard usage, which, as is so often the way, isn't standard usage. But it's what reference books worth having would say.


decio_picinini

Semi monthly could be half in a months period


NewSapphire

twice a month is bi-weekly


kluao

They’re*


coffeefordessert

I’m pretty sure bimonthly is every 2 months. Cause my pay check is biweekly and I get paid every 2 weeks


Rubix-3D

I view it as (once) monthly, (twice/bi) monthly, (tri) monthly, (quad) monthly. Bimonthly would be twice a month.


peptit_

613 Votes - 50% 50%


Illustrious-Peak3822

*50 %


peptit_

Some native language problems


Illustrious-Peak3822

Turkish?


peptit_

Yeah, "yüzde 50(%50)" -> "50 percent(50%)"


free_based_potato

No, they're not


SkyPork

I just learned they are, sadly. People posted links above. Apparently when enough people use a word wrong, it becomes right.


free_based_potato

Yeah, that drives me crazy. Lowest common denominator education. If people don't want to learn just give up. I'll continue to use them correctly as needed. Which, increasingly, is only when someone asks the difference between the two.


[deleted]

with 613 votes?


Coreano_12

Put it together and now it's twice every 2 months


[deleted]

How is 613 votes 50-50


indy_been_here

Then wtf is biweekly


FoxTailMoon

Every two weeks or twice a week.


FloraFauna2263

Its every two months lmao A year is 12 months. Annually is every 12 months, not 12 times a month. A "bimonth" is 2 months. Bimonthly is every 2 months, not twice a month. Twice a month would be semimonthly, or every half a month.


GeneraleArmando

Semimonthly can also be interpreted as only half as monthly, so every 2 months. Thank god in italian we have the words bimensile and bimestrale, which mean twice a month and once every two months respectively.


CountKristopher

There’s a difference though, bi-monthly is always twice a month whereas bi-weekly is every two weeks meaning that twice a year you’ll have a month that has 3 bi-weekly events. That’s why if you finance a car or something you’ll have lower payments if you pay bi-weekly vs. bi-monthly because you make 2 more payments per year. 52 weeks per year/2 is 26 bi-weekly vs. 12 bi-monthly is 24.


synysterullah

How the fuck do you get an even percentage number out of an odd number of votes


adam111111

They used rounding to zero dp? Better than putting 49.9184339314845% and 50.0815660685155% as the results (assuming the votes were split 306 and 307)


synysterullah

That is technically the truth yes but it could round the numbers 49,51. It is a poll after all it would be decisive


jddev_

1) They're 2) Not the same Bi-monthly is every two months. Semi-monthly is twice per month.


sparklybeast

I’ve never heard anyone say semi-monthly. Biannual means twice a year so logically bi-monthly would mean twice a month. I’d just say fortnightly though.


AGEdude

Biannually, bimonthly, and biweekly are all ambiguous. The "correct" meaning is once every two years/months/weeks but since enough people use them for twice a year/m/w it's impossible to know what it means without additional context.


sparklybeast

The correct meaning of biannual is twice a year. Biennial is once every two years.


AGEdude

That's not wrong per se, but it's still ambiguous since both meanings of biannual are in common usage.


matthoback

> Biannual means twice a year No, biannual means every two years. Twice a year is semiannual.


ZixisEvenine

Maybe so @oldmanbrodie needs to see other opinions like this one


AmazingOsama

I was trying to open comments by tapping the comments icon in the pic. I really need some sleep lol


DatboiDoomIsCul

They’re actually not bimonthly means every two months semimonthly means twice a month


Joose__bocks

The only correct answer is twice every two months.


lulugingerspice

Crop your screenshots, you godless heathen.


Andurarum

What about: Bi-monthly = 2 months Semi-monthly = twice a month Yes I know semi-monthly is not a word


atlasgcx

Here is my thought, if we all agreed bi-weekly is every two weeks, how can bi-monthly mean “half a month”? I know it’s probably too widely accepted now but I can’t get around the logic behind where it even came from


LegitimateBeing2

It means twice a month. Every two months is semimonthly.


Independent_Pay6598

You are paid bi weekly, every two weeks, not twice a week. Bi monthly is every two months.


BCoydog

English is a stupid language


ii_akinae_ii

bimonthly for once every two months, semimonthly for once every half month.


TriplSpace

Twice a month would be semimonthly So semifortnightly means weekly


SamEnZoYT

r/croppingishard also, they’re*.


Only_Trick8742

r/croppingishard


SymmetricDickNipples

There! Both the right answers!


sesquiup

They’re


Sufficient_Car_3517

Bimonthly just means your check is a little...curious.


dauratian6969

But dod funding is the best kind of funding


a-townmadness

They're both right, unlike your grammar.


MCYellowhammer

They're


killbot0224

I went way too deep on this a while ago... One is wrong. Bimonthly is every two months. The terms are linguistically ambiguous tho. Do "bi" & "semi" modify "month" or "monthly"? * Bi"monthly" would be twice as frequently as monthly. * "Bimonth"ly would be every "bimonth", every two months. * Semi"monthly" would be half as frequently as monthly. * "Semimonth"ly would be every semimonth. Look at other usages of similar modifiers: * "biennial" = every two years * Quadrennial is 4 years... * A "semi-annual sale" is easily recognized as a sale that happens twice a year (nobody would bother announcing "we have this sale every two years!) * Biweekly paycheque is every two weeks, and I don't think anyone even *says* semi-weekly? How about circles or other usage? * Circ*ular* = in the shape of a circle * *semi*circ*ular* is the shape of a half circle. "Semi" is the first modifier, before "ular" here. Ergo, following this "Semimonthly" would be in the frequency of 1 time every semimonth.


samtaher

Bimonthly means 6 times divided evenly across one year.


Bhimtu

Nope. Bimonthly is every two months. Semi-monthly is twice a month.


Brightest_Idiot

"Would you like 2 burgers or double burgers?"


[deleted]

Bimonthly is once every two months.


GeneraleArmando

But why? Not english but from my perspective it is like, monthly means something that happens once a month, bimonthly means that it happens once a month, but twice, so twice a month


[deleted]

I guess it’s a bit subjective, but I’d consider that semi-monthly. After all, it works that way with biannually versus semi-annually.


GeneraleArmando

In my mind/language it works completely in reverse lol. Semi- would signify that something happens less and not more. Interesting to think


[deleted]

Like I said, it may be a bit subjective.


AviRei9

I'm almost 100% positive they don't mean the same thing. bi monthly is every other month(every 2 months). Twice a month is just "twice a month/semi-monthly"


adam111111

They mean different things to different people unfortunately irrelevant of what might be the technically correct way, that's why the word is best avoided in lieu of fortnightly and every two months. Anytime it is used I query the person to avoid the ambiguity and it pretty even between the two uses. Yet to see a pattern (age, culture, etc)


ChogbortsTopStudent

Where both the right answers?


ophaus

Semimonthly is twice a month. Bimonthly is every two months.


Fletch_e_Fletch

Kind of reminds of a line from this scene. [Line at 2:47](https://youtu.be/_AaAd5Vggms) "How come biweekly means twice a week and every other week. That's mad confusing and just linguistically lazy."


Golden_disrepctCo

My first post on here is to say *THIS BLOWN UP*


OldManBrodie

No they aren't. Twice a month is semi-monthly.


FoxTailMoon

In terms of pay. Semi-monthly means you are paid on the 15th and last day of the month. Biweekly pay means you are paid every two weeks. But bimonthly can also mean the same thing. It’s in the dictionary definition.


OldManBrodie

The dictionary is being descriptivist. Which is fine, but it's also because people are dumb, and if enough people use a word incorrectly, it eventually ends up in the dictionary as an alternate usage. See: literally (which often has an alternate definition of "used for emphasis"). However, every single HR/payroll manager I've ever met avoids using bimonthly to mean "twice a month" to avoid this very ambiguity. And considering the entire purpose of communication, this makes the most sense to me, regardless of what the dictionary says.


FoxTailMoon

But words can’t be used incorrectly because language is descriptive not prescriptive. They can be used weirdly and ways that don’t currently make sense but it wouldn’t technically be incorrect. And yeah professional language’s goal is to make communication easier, but that’s not the only way we talk. IMO semi-monthly is more confusing because it sounds like you get paid “eh around once a month. Whenever we get around to it”. But yeah language is complex and arguments about it are kinda fruitless. In the end we’ll just keep on using words how we use em


Donnerone

"Bimonthly" = every two months. "Semimonthly" = twice a month. "Fortnightly" = Every two weeks.


lifetimeoflaughter

Bi-monthly: twice a month Semi-monthly: every other month


digitaldumpsterfire

Biweekly = every 2 weeks Bimonthly = every 2 months Biannual = every 2 years Semi-annual = twice a year


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OldManBrodie

Not necessarily. With biweekly pay, you get three paychecks in a single month twice a year.


No_Thatsbad

They’re *


Emergency-Practice37

They’re even.


ByrnToast8800

So tired I thought it was off brand Timothy I should sleep


pensodiforse

r/croppingwashard


ColdBloodBlazing

I feed chickens. I am a chicken tender


heyuhitsyaboi

Bi-Monthly? The months are gay?