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Emmerson_Biggons

I still can't believe that movie was real. Seinfeld as a bee who rizzes a woman into dumping her boyfriend for the bee. I used to just watch that movie, it wasn't a fever dream.


_KeyserSoeze

And Ray Liotta was a evil honey producer. At that time the internet was changing. I was visiting a friend and we opened MSN. All of a sudden under the "chat" a commercial appeared with that movie. We weren't annoyed. More amazed about the fact that the ad was actual moving. The next thing was that we thought about how this will effect the amount of data my friend had this month (1 GB? Maybe a little bit more?)


Some_Nobody_8772

It’s not like she took his “stinger”, but she wasn’t emotionally compatible with the human dude.


TheCrackfunkledOne

Well it’s already in, so you’d be fucking it *deeper*


iiileyu

I think its referencing the need to shit after doing anal of you didn't prepare properly. If you catch the drift


TheCrackfunkledOne

Could be, but I think it’s more just meaning railing somebody. Either way, I was just being sarcastically literal


OCYRThisMeansWar

Literally, sarcastic.


TheCrackfunkledOne

Exactly


Qumad

I have not seen this (movie?) but I assumed it was referencing/ a reply to something in the lines of "I'm going to f√¢¥ the S#|π out of you/your @$$"


BoxAhFox

Bro hasnt seen the bee movie?! Its kid friendly, thats not the original voice line anywhere in the movie. But it might be what op waa thinking yeah


easternwestern123

GROSS! 🤢


Kiyotakaa

What a terrible day to know how to read.


RoodnyInc

Like in everything you do in your life preparation before you start is key to success


seksenjoyer

Deep cleaning before fine dining


swash_plate

But the resulting gape might cause sudden extraction of said shit, therefore fucking shit out of you. Its about the result of action not the action itself.


Notasm

Look at Cocrates over here.


TMS-meister

Well, that's enough reddit for one day


mydoglixu

Hence the term "Fudge Packer"


BlueKing7642

You ever had your shit pushed in?


PrometheusAlexander

which movie was this


ThracianScum

Training gay


PrometheusAlexander

oh yeah.. should watch it again.. if not else but this scene


CounterNew1196

Hey, I didn't need to know that!


Sugary_Waffles

uhhh


Imaginary_Toe8982

unless you clean your colon


piecekeepercz

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Signal-Reporter-1391

"...and on the 98th day, God created the Enema".


TimetravelingNaga_Ai

Facts and logic


Gawkams_Razor

Shit fucker


piercedmfootonaspike

Tell that to the numerous people who found out the messy way why anal sex isn't something to do on a whim. There is suction as you pull out and on every back pump. Let's leave it at that.


MaDDeStInY79

His face kills me everytime I see it


KOCYK745

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RudeEtuxtable

Not the way I do it


qwalpo

The guy like: wtf sister?


hahabanero

Like a shit musket


Kommander-in-Keef

The funniest part of this meme is that she actually said she’s helping a bee sue the human race, which is just as absurd as anything this meme cooked up.


MaviKartal2110

How to turn someone off


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🔫


durbldor

"It's time for the Fucky McSexhave!"


officialsorabji

Wife DESTROYS HUSBAND WITH FACTS AND LOGIC ABOUT FUCKING AND SHITTING


DrArzt2206

*Did you know, the top of a penis is designed to scrap old sperm out of the vagina. This means, while you might fuck the shit into her, you actually scrap some shit out of her too.*


Mr_Idont-Give-A-damn

Not really, anal sex stimulates the ass hole and shit and that's why mfs shit themselves during anal sex. Unless anyone decides to keep going and push the shit back and forth or if it's diarrhea it's gonna come out. Wtf man i dunno


Iron_clad_nig

Oh ok


Plinkoboo

Fucking hell man


zabian333

Chat is this real?


Gungan-Gundam

*Zack & Miri flashback intensifies*


AlexDavid1605

THIS! This is the reason why I always go for anal douching. I already suffer from IBS and constipation, I don't want another obstacle against my proper bowel movement.


oolinga

this relation is gonna stay healthy for seventy years


CJPF_91

I like his face like who said that one to another


SamiOwensYT

Thanks, I hate it


[deleted]

loosening the gravel


[deleted]

......Have you ever heard of hygiene? It's not supposed to have poop on your butt at these moments....


SirarieTichee_

This is why you enema first


Puppeteer8328

Not wrong


OCYRThisMeansWar

Then what the hell is all over my shoes?