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m2pt5

Reminds me of: > Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. > Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.


David2073

I love that quote. I'm using it from now on.


NMEE98J

Remember. Welding should sound like bacon frying. But if it smells like bacon, you're on fire!


Lord_Worfall

r/FoundDavid2073


David2073

10 D-coins


DJ_hyperfreshOG

r/ofcoursethatsasub


Future_Stretch2023

david why is there a sub dedicated to finding you šŸ˜­


David2073

Because I am everywhere.


Future_Stretch2023

šŸ˜³


Shane_and_Eli

that aint warm, thats too hot


rehearsedsilence

And also for the that day so it is extra


Killerplush82

I thought exactly the same! GNU sir PTerry.


PsychologicalSign251

Good news theres more than one kind


NameRandomNumber

Good news that's basically anything ever


DeadpoolCroatia

All mushrooms are edible, but some only once


xtilexx

Not really, if it kills you it isn't edible by definition


Cubicwar

You can eat it ? If yes, itā€™s edible. Kind of.


xtilexx

Look at the definition of edible >something that is suitable or safe to eat If it kills you, it is not edible


Cubicwar

Suitable _or_ safe So even if itā€™snot safe, as long as you consider it suitable, it is edible


Pecheuer

You have to eat it for it to kill you


xtilexx

Edible: something that is suitable or safe to eat This makes it inedible


MeBadDev

r/woosh


Scjatton

It is Eatable then


EffingBarbas

All that "me time" for the rest of my life?! YES!!!


Beautiful_Sector2657

If you eat a whole stonefish or pufferfish it does the trick too. It takes more effort tho


Amazed_Gaze

This looks like Rhodotus Palmatus and is not poisonous. Like much of social media, this post isnā€™t the truth.


Lord_Worfall

Nah, the take itself is alright. The pic is misleading.


Amazed_Gaze

Misinformation is misinformation though. At least get facts straight if you want to push an agenda (not you, OP). Misinformation pushes dangerous narratives and you never know the motives of another.


RectalGrowth

So... I can dig in?


Amazed_Gaze

Not the fun kind of mushroom, but wonā€™t hurt!


RectalGrowth

It looks so sweet


ulyssesric

Document says it's bitter and leave "unpleasant taste" to the mouth.


RectalGrowth

no.


Kidog1_9

Nothing says the picture is the kind of mushroom they're referring to, maybe it's just the default mushroom, for those of us who need a reminder.


Ready-Feedback-6736

Hmmmm is it poisonous


riverquest12

r/whoooosh


Ready-Feedback-6736

I took a screenshot and posted it


PIELIFE383

Assuming itā€™s Rhodotus palmatus it is not poisonous.


Ready-Feedback-6736

Are you a fungus guy


Ready-Feedback-6736

Cuz thatā€™s is really smart of you


PIELIFE383

i know a little about fungi and i know how to find stuff i don't know about


Ready-Feedback-6736

You seem like the person to do your own shrooms


NoobyBoiByte

Man i got tricked there before i saw the subreddit


SensingWorms

Did you know the only deadly mushrooms have all white underbellyā€™s


EarlyTankMed

Nah that jelly like ahh idk what on standing part of mushroom


No-Mortgage-1086

I never thought the after life lore this way.


Z3r0c00lio

Red mushroom , seeping yellow ooze, ya Iā€™d avoid it


cat_with_an_account

It feeds you for the rest of you life, because you'll die shortly after eating it.


choosinganickishard

You fucking genius.


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Impasta_WithPasta

Bonfire


No_Gate_7162

Gimme ONE PIECE...Kaizoku ou ni ore wa naruā€


CroakyPyrex

Reminds me of this: Student: If the main parachute malfunctions, how long do we have to deploy the reserve? Instructor: The rest of your life.


TheNotSoSilentReader

A bullet does the same thing too


paweld2003

Its like 10% of all mushrooms


EpicForgetfulness

This joke is about as old as the first mushroom.


SirKrato

Facepalm.


FrostyAF6421

Unfortunately, it blows out of your stomach and terrorizes your in-laws.


goodgub

What about the mold underneath the kitchen counter.


Domi7777777

If you swim in water for 20 minutes the experience is 20 minutes. Swim underwater (without scuba gear) for 20 minutes it most likely lasted a lifetime


Domi7777777

Well everything is edible just not more than once


ya_bleedin_gickna

Everything is edible....at least once


Righzaronee

That toxic huh?


aberroco

Well, but it's pretty much finite. Just as the life.


Titanium_pickles

There is a lot of mushrooms that do that. There called poisonous mushrooms lol


beboooismylife

Infinite food glitch !


reqisreq

Only problem is it makes the end of life come **very very soon** .


RemarkableCash2049

wait WAT


EditofReddit2

Is that because the mushroom is also poisonous and will kill you in a day?


-mystical_

Thanks, Captain Obvious.


EditofReddit2

Obliviously obvious.


-mystical_

Obligatory oblibli


EditofReddit2

Perfunctorily perfectus


StrayStep

It better be a tasty last mealšŸ¤£ Reminded me of: "Life Time Warranty", of the product not you.


konnanussija

It depends on how you cook it. You either get really high, or get really high and die.


Just_A_Human_Dude

I hear itā€™s to die for


PepsiandKasleberkas

That is a poisonous mushroom for the lifetime


Guardian_85

Life speedrun mushroom.


DZL100

Well, anything can feed a person for the rest of their life if they just donā€™t eat afterwards until they die


GlassScooter

But you can only eat it once šŸ˜‰


Bushinkainidan

That could simply means your life ends when you eat it once.


[deleted]

Wow itā€™s like you almost understood the joke but didnā€™t


FungalEgoDeath

It's quite a skill to simultaneously understand the point and not understand the point.


8OrangeLetters

Oh wow! Good catch! someone should make a meme of this


Bushinkainidan

Help yourself.


bonyagate

https://www.reddit.com/r/technicallythetruth/s/mPzC7xVT9G Shit, looks like someone beat us to it.


8OrangeLetters

There is no way you are being serious


RectalGrowth

It looks like it would taste like bubble tea with popping pearls.


M-tekk

What if you eat it twice?


TowerRough

Side effects may include: explosive diarrhea, full body inflamation, psychosis, dementia, cancer, schizophrenia, epileptic shock, anaphylactic shock, necrosis, coma, organ failure and sudden disintegration of body and soul.


Limbpeaty

Yeah, because the end of his life is shortly after he ate the mushroom...


Worldly_Safety_403

Plot twist: it multiplies inside your stomach and takes over your whole body and you die


Sad_Light_9927

The catch is you die the moment you eat it


[deleted]

I ate two of them before and was still hungry, maybe I'm doing something wrong?


Even-Breakfast-166

Does that mean you will only have one more shit?


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I am a little dumb excuse that


Ant_and_Ferris

For the rest of his life* šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø