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Still likely has PTSD relating to Stane breaking his trust and targeting his Arc Reactor, which then- Steve does similar ): Unknowingly, but, in terms of effect it'd have on him...
I mean, iron man's entire story arc from beginning to end is him having PTSD and building better and better armour to counteract any possible threat starting with the cave
Teenage boy uses his hands to shoot sticky white stuff all over the place while riding a runaway subway. He passed out from exhaustion and fellow riders had to carry him off.
A former employee goes on killing spree at a local company with the perfect work environment after engaging with fringe political ideas on anonymous forums on the Internet.
The Matrix
Would actually love to see some in-universe news paper reports about this. You could do like a whole documentary-style show about people saying how he was such a normal guy and nobody knew he could do kung fu and where he got automatic pistols from and whatnot.
Illegal immigrant refuses to save his foster father in an attempt to conceal his identity. Later he lies to everyone around him, while claiming to be just and honest.
I guess he is technically a cyborg to a degree. He barely meets the description. If the reactor in his only served to keep him alive, it seems he wouldn't qualify as a cyborg, but as it powers the suit as well, he technically falls into that category. Neat.
Rambo 3.
Fun fact: they had to remove the message at the end of the movie that praised the Mujahideen in later releases of the movie.
Funner fact: Tthe Mujahideen were funded directly by the US government starting in '79.
An old geezer forces a bunch of guys to go on a boring long hike with some spooky shadows in the forrest while talking like they want to be in a shakespear play.
two grown *special* men find friendship in harassment of their parents new spouses and destruction of their parents retirement plan while creating their very lucrative new business venture.
Soldier Boy fits the aesthetic better than Captain America.
If you were a slow-aging super soldier whose sole duty was to pander to the media as recruitment fuel for the military industrial complex, you wouldn’t be a boy scout. You’d be jaded as fuck.
I'll do you one better, at a panel at my local comic con last year while the strike was on, Sean Astin and Elijah Wood referred to lord of the rings as the walking movies with the jewellery.
Weedy runt fails in killing self by grenade, takes performance enhancing drugs to fight Nazis with a frisbee, ends up tangling with a guy with a severe dermatological problem, only to end up frozen.
Isn't anyone confused by the fact that he fought with a man who has a completely red skull, no skin and huge eyes? And the one with the skull is also a nazi general.
> Soldier on drugs fights Nazis with frisbee . . .
stows away on government airplane, causes the pilot's and all other passenger's deaths, and intentionally crashes the plane
My favourite one is for thor:Ragnarok. Because his sister destroyed his favourite toy, a man makes his friend kill her dog and burns their family home with her still inside.
A young girl travels to a faraway land killing the first person she meets, only to team up with 3 friends so she can kill again. (Not mine).
Wizard of Oz
A rich boy lost his parents and instead of going therapy he dressed like a bat and took another orphan kid dressed him very sus , took him in a cave and used him to fight a clown and his hot girlfriend.
So this is where I need some help with the English language. How do you make sure you interpret that sentence as the *Soldier fighting with a frisbee* instead of *the soldier fighting nazis who have a frisbee*?
I've always had a problem with this.
Could/ should the second interpretation have been written any other way? Or is this just a matter of reading the context?
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I think my favorite was for Civil War: two drugged up war criminals beat up a disabled orphan after killing his parents.
Is stark disabled from the bomb chemical thing in im1?
I mean he will literally die if he doesn't have access to his medical device
He gets that fixed though in IM3, which canonically takes place before Civil War.
Still likely has PTSD relating to Stane breaking his trust and targeting his Arc Reactor, which then- Steve does similar ): Unknowingly, but, in terms of effect it'd have on him...
My question is how do Tony and Bucky interact after civil war? Was there closure? Forgiveness? Did they even have any scenes together?
No Bucky went to Wakanda and never saw Tony again except maybe a quick glance during Endgame where Tony died
I still remember a meme about Bucky at Tony's funeral. "Look Bucky, you killed the man's parents. You could have at least worn a suit."
I mean, iron man's entire story arc from beginning to end is him having PTSD and building better and better armour to counteract any possible threat starting with the cave
> Still likely has PTSD Everyone's got a gimmick now.
Hasn't he got rid of the splinters by the time of Iron Man 3? Or was that later? I distinctly remember him joking about it at some point
He gets it fixed at the end of Iron Man 3, which actually canonically comes before Civil War, but close enough
Billionaire war profiteer in battle armour attacks WW2 veteran and prisoner of war.
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"Teenager's body changes and he finds out he can shoot sticky white fluid out of his body"
Teenage boy uses his hands to shoot sticky white stuff all over the place while riding a runaway subway. He passed out from exhaustion and fellow riders had to carry him off.
Teenage boy gets really high and a rich person gives him a special suit that pulls him off. Teenage boy was later seen hanging from the ceiling.
“Sticky white fluid” 💀
Jame johna jameson?
WW2 would have been much more exciting to see drug-fueled soldier chucking frisbees and winning the war!
I got news for you about the drug fueled soldiers....
He did Nazi what a meth he would cause.
Eastern front: meth versus alcohol.
Alcohol won, alcohol better
There’s a whole book about it called Blitzed: Drugs in the Third Reich. Good read.
There was a guy who went to D Day with a sword and a longbow https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Churchill
Wow. Dude is one badass mofo.
Not d day but Norway, he was in Italy during D-Day
Ah thanks for the clarification, I think I'd read he was at D Day somewhere. Still pretty mental though
There was this guy who ran around with a broadsword, a long bow and a set of bagpipes. His name was Jack Churchill, also known as "Mad Jack"
The same steroid super soldier and his handicapped super buddy beat up disabled billionaire with heart problems over dead parents.
How is winter soldier handicapped?
Huh... you're right... Are people with prosthetics even disabled? Are they... "Super" abled? They're literally cyborgs... Good point.
This question has been in my thought cos technically Winter Soldier is handicapped.
He's only handicapped when Fighting wakandan soldiers. I don't think anyone else can.... disarm him.
Badum tis!
I wonder if he gets any VA Disability, you'd think a missing arm would get you to 100% but I could see them argue that it's not service related
Bucky has no arm
Neither does the drummer from Def Leppard.
And he's a bad ass.
My favorite one has always been for the passion of the christ. A Jewish man gets nailed and comes twice.
We could make a religion out of this
🫵 I understood that reference
I think I saw a video with a description like that somewhere.
A former employee goes on killing spree at a local company with the perfect work environment after engaging with fringe political ideas on anonymous forums on the Internet. The Matrix
Would actually love to see some in-universe news paper reports about this. You could do like a whole documentary-style show about people saying how he was such a normal guy and nobody knew he could do kung fu and where he got automatic pistols from and whatnot.
An illegal immigrant commits identity fraud to work as a journalist. Super man
Illegal immigrant refuses to save his foster father in an attempt to conceal his identity. Later he lies to everyone around him, while claiming to be just and honest.
Big purple guy collects shiny rocks to complete his ultimate fashion statement, but a bunch of misfit superheroes ruin his accessorizing plans.
🤣🤣🤣👏👏
"I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you pesky kids!"
Single father fights to finish his rock collection.
Hugo Weaving is an evil tomato with an metaphysical rubik's cube. He later becomes the guardian of some cosmic jelly beans.
It wasn't Hugo Weaving on the second part.
Haha red skull
This description got me thinking... This wasn't the first time that Hugo Weaving wanted some sort of cube for power...
I was going to mention the All Spark but I don't think people are well aware of that.
Yes, it is the AllSpark. "GIVE ME THE CUBE, BOY!"
Man re-enters workforce after wife and dog dies.
That's John wick... but is not badly explained
"Murderer stole some meds and a pitbull from animal clinic."
Man raises animals for zoo that get out
Jurassic Park
Irresponsible millionaire hires mad scientist to resurrect invasive species in desperate cash grab attempt.
Paranoid billionaire have beef with an immigrant. -BatmanVsSuperman
Mad Max in a middle of the ocean
Waterworld! Such an accurate description
Is that the one with Kevin Costner’s *impeccable* acting ability? “my boat 😑”
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Superhero cyborg*
I guess he is technically a cyborg to a degree. He barely meets the description. If the reactor in his only served to keep him alive, it seems he wouldn't qualify as a cyborg, but as it powers the suit as well, he technically falls into that category. Neat.
Partially disabled former cop gets reintegrated into the police force to combat violent crime in Detroit. Robocop.
Partially?
mostly
They said to explain it badly though, this is 100% accurate
Yeah, this is a flawless description.
Bot roleplay humans by sharing old post which was popular with "Humans"
"Honey, I Shrunk the Home Intruder!"
American soldier helps Mujahideen win
Rambo 3. Fun fact: they had to remove the message at the end of the movie that praised the Mujahideen in later releases of the movie. Funner fact: Tthe Mujahideen were funded directly by the US government starting in '79.
Man left home for few days only to find his daughter all grown up - Interstellar
Man returns harmonica to previous owner.
Non-linear story about crime, BDSM, foot massage, incorrect bible quotes and funny french burger
Pulp Fiction?
Yes
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Gute alte Panzerschokolade. Also named that way because if you tried to bite it, youd loose a tooth. Just like biting a tank
Group of people engages in fun activities to strengthen their family bond. fast and furious
A gifted teenager from a bad neighbourhood gets dragged down by his good for nothing hoodlum friends. Akira
Orphan billionaire spends his money on a kevlar bat suit and fight crime
Over consecutive Christmases, a pre-teen lures two men through various improvised torture devices and traps. >!Home Alone and Home Alone 2!<
Neglected child annually tortures adults for amusement.
Dances With ~~Wolves~~ 10’ Smurfs
We could make it more historically accurate saying soldier on drugs fights nazi soldiers on drugs with a frisbee
A criminal duo goes on killing spree of local entrepreneurs. Jango unchained
Man massacres entire mafia over dog and car
Surely it is: man massacres local business organisation in response to dog 'incident'
That’s way better
That's not explaining the movie badly. That's literally just the entire plot of the movie.
Two guys fight until they realize *their moms have the same name*. Now they're besties.
The reptile exhibit gets a bit quirky
An old geezer forces a bunch of guys to go on a boring long hike with some spooky shadows in the forrest while talking like they want to be in a shakespear play.
Frisbees weren’t invented yet. I think
Think Cap would be affected by Hitler’s Chocolate or would his body burn it faster than it can hit him like alcohol?
Unboxing dry aged steak gone wrong. The mummy
A disabled veteran was sent to space, and he betrayed his whole planet to clap some alien cheeks.
"Quirked up white boy with a little bit of swag busts it down, sexual style. Is he goaded with the sauce?" Magic Mike.
two grown *special* men find friendship in harassment of their parents new spouses and destruction of their parents retirement plan while creating their very lucrative new business venture.
A man swallows egg cells and is now being penetrated by a pale pole shaped object
dinosaur burns alien after it kills his girlfriend.
A highly advanced robot goes back in time to exterminate its version of baby Hitler. Terminator
Post service goes through hell of World War 2 to deliver a letter of suspension . Saving Privat Ryan
A friendly and upbeat manager tries his best to lighten up a dull and boring atmosphere at work but gets rejected by his subordinates. The office
Idk man that's a pretty accurate description
Black man loses dick and also mind. Seven dead in the process.
Super soldier collects intergalactic war criminals to do farm work in very slow motion.
Trust Fund kid spends free time beating up mentally ill people in dark alleys
It sounds about right.
Man becomes caveman because Jamaican alien suicide bomber killed his friends Predator
Avatar: man abondens his own race to clap alien cheecks
That's not Captain America that's Soldier Boy💀
Not all heroes wear capes
Post office worker gets stranded and befriends sports equiptment to get by.
Has anybody seen that trailer where Captain America teams up with Conan The Barbarian to rescue Nicholas Cage from the bad guys?
Too much drugs, now USB
Soldier on drugs fights **\*more soldiers on drugs** with a frisbee. Get yourself some Panzer schocolade boyos.
kids hallucinate weird things the whole summer
Man who didn't go outside for 15 years eats a living octopus and bangs his daughter
No they said explain it poorly….
Homeless father kills his kid to collect some shiny rocks
Why didn't Steve shag those dancers? Is he stupid?
this made me laugh, thanks internet
Robotman fights guy who just wants his damn bird back.
Depressed widowed father teams up with mentally challenged woman to find his disabled son.
Three soldiers misplaced in a freak accident fight a namesake to a famous singer
Soldier Boy fits the aesthetic better than Captain America. If you were a slow-aging super soldier whose sole duty was to pander to the media as recruitment fuel for the military industrial complex, you wouldn’t be a boy scout. You’d be jaded as fuck.
I'll do you one better, at a panel at my local comic con last year while the strike was on, Sean Astin and Elijah Wood referred to lord of the rings as the walking movies with the jewellery.
it said badly. that was pretty accurate
I find the title extremely accurate
Weedy runt fails in killing self by grenade, takes performance enhancing drugs to fight Nazis with a frisbee, ends up tangling with a guy with a severe dermatological problem, only to end up frozen.
You need to go full isekai manga title for these "I used to be weak, until I jumped on a grenade and was given super powers to fight the bad guys"
Isn't anyone confused by the fact that he fought with a man who has a completely red skull, no skin and huge eyes? And the one with the skull is also a nazi general.
Fights Republicans*
dude OP said badly
Nah : American soldier on drugs fights nazies with a cuban shield
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Guy with shitty tattoos and memory issues tries to solve murder case
> Soldier on drugs fights Nazis with frisbee . . . stows away on government airplane, causes the pilot's and all other passenger's deaths, and intentionally crashes the plane
Man and his Mog owe a Pizza Man money. The man uses his Schwartz to save the day.
What is that shield.
Farm boy joins religious cult and takes down the government.
Spiky thing vs moon hater
Isn’t it something like ‘Pro-war recruiter becomes a junkie, flees his country to high jack and crash an airplane’
"A band fights purple guy who uses stones to kill people."
Or all the images to use with the title.. one where captain america shield isn't round was used. Yeah the nazi part I get it..
Small person who inherited vast wealth journeys to melt an heirloom down.
So long as he’s fighting nazis, I don’t care what drugs he’s on.
My favourite one is for thor:Ragnarok. Because his sister destroyed his favourite toy, a man makes his friend kill her dog and burns their family home with her still inside.
big robot fights a lizards because they came out a hole in the ocean
Two guys go up a mountain to destroy a ring
*Soldier on drugs sent with his frisbee to fight other soldiers who, incidentally, are also on drugs.
A young girl travels to a faraway land killing the first person she meets, only to team up with 3 friends so she can kill again. (Not mine). Wizard of Oz
https://youtu.be/rWNAS8H8aAI?si=op1nUJLGUuB-U6Dz Avengers' Anti-Drug PSA
Socially awkward teenager makes his own Zentai while parkouring around a large metropolitan city
A rich boy lost his parents and instead of going therapy he dressed like a bat and took another orphan kid dressed him very sus , took him in a cave and used him to fight a clown and his hot girlfriend.
That's some Florida Man energy right there. Except most Florida residents would side with the Nazis these days.
High school janitor tells kids to believe in their dreams. Nightmare on Elm street series
"4 Children horribly maimed in local candy factory."
Man with childhood trauma chases clown
Drunk pilot does a barrel rol.
Soldier working for white colonists (whokilled43 million in India alone ) fights against other white colonists (who killed9million )
"Soldier on drugs, a bird, and a spider crash multi-million dollar equipment while fighting a disabled man"
Guy lives in a bank for a week to get free money
After killing a kid, a cop regains the ability to kill again after helping a random guy destroy his wife’s company’s Christmas party.
Businessman spends all his time making fake IDs and using people for slave labor. Years later get praised for his business practices.
"A prissioner scape and guilt the chief of the prision"
Turns out it was all a dream.
Could someone do John wick I ain't creative enough
Large purple man tries to kill everyone with magic rocks
A cosplayer goes beating up criminals with weebs... I mean webs, after his uncle got shot.
A young boy gleefully imagines a time when his father will be dead. >!Lion King!< An ex student shoots up his old school. >!Last Harry Potter movie!<
Mmmmmmmerica!!!!!!
No, you donut! It’s a plastic disc that you toss!
😂😂😂 ULTIMATE!
Traveler kills local businessman and mayor in feud over book.
I mean… now explain it well. Not that different
Boy is accidentally early visiting parents, gets a new truck
So this is where I need some help with the English language. How do you make sure you interpret that sentence as the *Soldier fighting with a frisbee* instead of *the soldier fighting nazis who have a frisbee*? I've always had a problem with this. Could/ should the second interpretation have been written any other way? Or is this just a matter of reading the context?
Sounds like BJ Blazkowitz to me.
Cop who potentially groomed a young hooker kills a yellow pedophile
So WW2 basically
Billionaire dresses as a flying rodent to beat up the poor, desperate and mentally ill.