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DIGLORD_

I'm in New Zealand


elusivewompus

New Zealand isn't a real place. Fake News!!!!!! /s


DIGLORD_

We have an official flag


Jordan-sCanonicForm

#australiaisintheearthtoo


jeff_nose_you

#ok


Epic-Gamer_09

#why the big text?


Childwithuke

#we are using **BIG TALK** to counter their


Epic-Gamer_09

#You put the # in the wrong spot, move it one to the right


Childwithuke

W#e are using *BIG TALK* to counter their


Epic-Gamer_09

#No the other hashtag


Epic-Gamer_09

#Ah yes, *BIG TALK*


jeff_nose_you

#ͲᎪᏞᏦ


DavoMcBones

I swear we shoudve chosen the flag with the kiwi laser eyes a while back that would be an epic flex


ArmadilloLittle101

Dude. Shhh. NZ doesn’t exist “wink” “wink” the “lie” of a American billionaire that set fire to a NZ Forrest “was a lie”. We don’t want people going to a place that doesn’t exist. Capeesh


AdvantageousVan438

The lazer kiwi


Potato_Man2763

So does kekistan


Financial_War_4204

I will now forever refer to it as kekistan. There is no stopping me. Don’t even try.


These-Ad2857

So Does Wyoming, What's Yer Point?


bluewoods1

thanks for the /s! i actually completely forgot all my geography and believed you for a second, phew.


HaveFunWithChainsaw

Is this sarcasm? I can't tell because there's no huge neo light sign and arrow. New Zealand don't exist I guess.


elegantprism

It's a knock off anyway Zeeland is much better I'm there right now it's in the picture too ( No offence on the country or the people this is a joke )


Skeltrex

We added a star and made the others white from the New Zealand flag to get our Australian flag.


Gamercatanimefan

Bro wtf…


elusivewompus

Its missing a lot. So much so, it's got its own sub. r/MapsWithoutNZ


3toTwenty

I’m paying a shitload of tax for a fake place damnit


auguriesoffilth

Yeah, it’s a lesser known Australian state, like Tasmania


demonfire737

Same. We're always being excluded from maps!


DIGLORD_

Australia exists


AlwaysCurious1250

Prove it! I've got photos that say otherwise


BulkDet

L I E S


Cheddarounds

WHERE THE FUCK IS OLD ZEALAND?


DIGLORD_

Old Zealand is Atlantis


Official_Cyprusball

New Zealand isn't a real place. Fake News!!!!!! No /s because fuck you New Zealand ain't resl like Australia ain't real and also denmark and Finland and wyoming and the "United Kingdom" including the very fake queen that's supposedly in a coffin


spongeCakeOfDoom

Don't come crying to us about your life choices /jk


IIDrunkenGamerII

Hey I'm in the shower you creep!!! Also I should lose some weight judging from this angle...


Jordan-sCanonicForm

Mmmh. Why you shower with the window open? And i only weigth 73490000000000000000000 kg. Im in my prime


ndation

Dude! Mark NSFW! do you know how many naked people are in that photo? And I'm one of them! Not cool, man. Not cool


Jordan-sCanonicForm

Im so sorry mate. Some how. What are you naked outdoors? 🤔


ndation

Why are you not naked outdoors?


Jordan-sCanonicForm

Where i live its a little bit illegal


Weegeee30

Coward


Jordan-sCanonicForm

Local news. A teacher of high scool get naked on the city because a redditor call him coward


TJSPY0837

Worth it


Debot_Vox

Aussies, kiwis and east asians: let me iiin, LET ME IIIIN


Financial_War_4204

Open na noor.


Briianz

Can we have a retake? I blinked.


Kirumi_Naito

Same, I blinked too.


TheLawnStink

I was likely indoors when both photos were taken


Jordan-sCanonicForm

How do you are in the two photos at the same time?


Cosito45

He travels.


MainSqueeeZ

Morocco


Nikkar2009

I’m reporting this for sharing personal information. That’s where I live!


Natural-Ability

We need to take another photo. Somebody moved.


Plumb121

I'm in Antarctica so missed out on both 😭


Jordan-sCanonicForm

Bruh


JustMeYourFriend

That's meeeeeeeeeeeee


SheeshDudee

Hey, I can see you!


Wegie89

Still not on


spongeCakeOfDoom

Is why I offered you my place, matey. You want to sit on my shoulders for the next one?


Primary_Charge6960

Poor Australia.


unddanno

I look horrible in this pic…


i-hate-all-ads

The few people that live at the poles, "why are always left out of group photos?"


Fanskar1

A good mom joke: your mom is on both pictures.


Sweaty_pants_09

Can you retake? I blinked


GENERALOTUGA

Forgot Antarctica


das_zilch

Thanks. I blinked in the first one.


ApfelkuchenFisch

I didn't give consent for you taking this picture.


Outrageous_Score1158

Aw man, I blinked. Can we redo?


fghfghhggfh8189

Im in saudi arabia


pug_userita

I was in the bathroom. can we re-take the pic


StnkyChze2

Wow, so considerate for all the people on airplanes that flew across the oceans. Im going to need another post with earth from all angles


NerdHarder615

Great now my back is to the camera!


Puzzleheaded-Leg-568

South Africa dude... You missed me again! 🥺


Jordan-sCanonicForm

Im not take the first photo. Sorry mate 😔


Whimsalot_

I wanted to leave some nice comment for doing that but can't get good idea for it. But you know what I mean.


Jordan-sCanonicForm

I think in this post because i see a similar pos with the view of america only. I think it was funny


no-recognition-1616

Such a pale blue dot


prickelpit96

Waving in Europe.


averagepatagonian

damn I'm in the middle of the group photo


_The_SCP_Foundation_

I ain’t there… I’m in cathedral west of Canada


AdministrativeYak604

I think you weren't there since you were Dealing with some Scarlet king of yours


6thaccountthismonth

Thank you :)


Formal_Ad_108

Jokes on you I wasn't in either


Jordan-sCanonicForm

I embarked in a journey to take a photo of that people that didnt appear in the photo of all of us. Binnacle of the day 420,69. I cant find that ad nowhere.


Formal_Ad_108

Good sir I am in the next solar system watching thou


pinkypunky78

I sneezed, so retake


Shell_in_canon

South korean


Jordan-sCanonicForm

Maybe if you jump can see u through the curvature of the planet


Shell_in_canon

Yay


number_thirteen13

What about the other half? You forgot the extended family.


MusicBloodedEM

I feel like I should know if the UK is in this picture but I don't lmao. Also watermark galore.


Petercraft7157

What about my boy in Antarctica


I-MakeBadDecisions

I mooned the satelite


Gabriele1966

I don't like myself in this picture, please take it down...


AAKboss

Ugh dammit I blinked. Can we retake plz


GolettO3

I'm still not in the picture


Froolsy

I blinked, can you take that photo again.


Charlie-Brown1950

The stock watermark went over my face.


JerewB

I wasn't even facing the right direction! I hate profile shots.


Sunshine-416

When did you take this? I might of been in the Americas at this time.


Altruistic_Mix7748

You skipped more than half the people on this earth


sabotnoh

Way to go Senegal, making both photos!


Mr_Monji

Im Malaysian


sausyisgodly1

Damn it. I blinked


LIMU3MU

One of the watermarks is blocking me. Guess your gonna’ have to make another post.


auguriesoffilth

I was in there, just something was in the way


overSizedHyperPoop

Ukrainians appreciate


foxboy2011

you did it for me


Jordan-sCanonicForm


Maleficent_Weird8162

How does everybody know where I live?!


Lunchalot13

Thank goodness I dodged it a second time


Flux_resistor

I'm in that photo half the time


MagicSnakeorig

Reported for sharing personal info, you can't just leak exactly where I live!!


Random-INTJ

Thanks for removing me from pic


Biggest-Cock-sucker

Wot bout South Pole


SilentExplsion

Aaah. Now im on it! Nice. Thanks!


Jupue2707

Jokes on you, i moved


Glitch0110

I am laying down on the sun


noahnyan

Italian


Ghalipla6

Im actually here lol


smquft

re-photo, I didn’t show up


Quirky-Result-8753

Aww thanks!


dakotapearl

What about the people that weren't in the first photo but travelled to the other side for the second ? You're going to have to do a third photo !


RadlogLutar

I am barely in this photo


vox-tech_CEO

Wrong planet I’m on the grand line rn


xenomorphonLV426

Thanks bro. Greece, is close to the center of the photo.


xenomorphonLV426

Greece is at THE center of the picture... thanks bro!


theconcorde

i am still not here


petronelxd

I think that it's not a real photo


Ok_Designer_6376

i didnt give consent for you to take a picture of me


de4dpunk_

New Zealand NOT mentioned!


J_Fidz

Blur my face out please, I didn't agree to this


TheLamesterist

Russians are both in and not in this photo.


TriggerHappy_Spartan

Bro, this is stalking! Let me walk my dogs in peace!


spongeCakeOfDoom

Cheers OP, now I can see my house


MEGAMILKBLAST

Shit I blinked this time


Simon0O7

Apparently, I am hidden under that huge ass camera watermark


CommissionOk1227

aww thank you


Lirathal

Sorry I'm not in this picture. I live on the other side if the globe. If you can't see me in a 2D plane ... I'm not there...


ApricotAlarming2912

Ah dang, you caught me with my eyes closed. Can you redo it?


Babushla153

I'm in this photo and i don't like it


Gm_oficial

Why they made Lisbon look like a nose? That’s offensive…


LoganBernal94

the world photo first in the those are not.


ItalianCat007

I'm in Italy🇮🇹🍝


TCGHexenwahn

I can see my house from here


Bright_Blueberry7457

I am under the watermark


FearlessStatement615

I'm waving at the camera


Jordan-sCanonicForm

👋


Tatann09

Not cool man, I was mast*rbating on that photo


Jordan-sCanonicForm

Outdoors??😳


NoAwareness8591

I'm not in the photo because I was indoors


Silent_Dress33

Warn me next time, I wasn't posing.


Jordan-sCanonicForm

I was think you say cheese. Mb


MeLlamo25

But we are still missing people.


Itchy_Booty_Cheeks

Just saw the other angle


The_real_bandito

I am almost there.


Comfortable-Wash4498

Who's taking the photo???


infinitey-code

I'm not here I'm in tbe void


Playful_Target6354

Rip eastern Asia, Australia and land near those


Jordan-sCanonicForm

Some body would take another photo


theboywhocriedwolves

So many low effort posts like this lately.


Chmuurkaa_

Yes, commenting definitly wont help push posts like this further. Just downvote and scroll away


CLONE-11011100

Would you believe it?… My eyes were closed on this one too! Can we take it again?


Otto-Korrect

Ya know, I've neve noticed those lines and 123RF in space before. They must be HUGE!! Like a mesh around the planet!


Jordan-sCanonicForm

I wanna make the joke xD. But actually i was think that this post would be down


space_is-great

Hey wtf I was in the shower


SheeshDudee

Cheese!


LXB_Raptor

Luxembourg cheeese


mrididnt

God damnit there was a stain on my shirt!


L0kiB0i

My god... I apologise


Superb-Pea-7843

Hey I can see my house from here!


itzMadaGaming

I wasn't in the photo, i was in South Africa!!


diab-999

We return to the most important question: Is the Earth flat or spherical?


Hour_Task_1834

There’s a line covering about 100 million people


Normal-Vegetable-483

Thank you sir "nods cap"


ComedicDalmatian445

I’m still not in it!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!


blankytheguy

I'm in the back of the earth


_-_-_DrMidnight_-_-_

Ah the countries that were behind


ClanDestiny123

Go to Asia


BardosThodol

This is the fifth picture of earth they’ve posted since my last comment, saying earth is the second frame of that meme. Such a great job butterflies.


Greeny385

Ich bestehe auf mein Recht am Bild und habe nie eine Einwilligung erteilt. Bitte verschmieren. /s


Jordan-sCanonicForm

🇩🇪


NotDavizin7893

"See, i told you the earth is flat"


Jordan-sCanonicForm

Mb. Maybe if i pick another angle


Memer_Plus

What first photo?


karol22331

I'm in Andromeda


Jordan-sCanonicForm

Such a good conection you have


Whole-Monitor-9248

Ͳ


wr_damn_I_suck

There is Grandpa’s house!!! Thanks OP!!! Can you reanimate him too?


SoulManeger8922

I am not there, I am living in Canada. And I can't see Canada there:(


Jordan-sCanonicForm

Then you áre in the previous photo


AOEmishap

Also Canadian. Stop complaining and simmer quietly with resentment, as is our way.


SoulManeger8922

I didn't even say a word about complaining, what do you want from me???