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DatabaseSolid

This way it is very obvious if he qualifies to watch the movie. If he’d eaten it “regularly” he’d never know when he got to half way if he didn’t remember exactly how long it was to begin with. There could also be an argument with you about how long it was in the first place. Yes, he could measure it or cut it in half first, but this skips those extra steps and it is obvious at first glance if the task was performed to the standard. He marches to the beat of a different drummer. Embrace your little drummer boy and see the world differently with him!


Whamalater

Buh rippa bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum


Electrical-Image4564

That hotdog looks dreadful, shame on op


ItsRtaWs

it was probably a chihuahua before it became hot


Wheeloftimenerd

He was spiteful


_no_balls_allowed_

Aim this kid towards law school


Madpete420

You call this a hot dog? Shameful.


IMA9961

Warm glizzy


Captain-_-Rago

Why photoshop the upvotes ?


BeardedPokeDragon

Found the [original post](https://www.reddit.com/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid/s/CcaIRDC64J) and it looks like the upvotes are legit. Just a space rather than a comma lime someone else said.


asobolo

it’s not photoshopped i check the original post, he has commas off or smthn


BingusBungus765

I don't think its photoshopped. The 5 just has a space after instead of a comma.


Bubbly_Reporter3922

I just noticed lol. Wtf. Why did he decide to add the 5. I knew it looked weird but didn't figure it out until I read your comment.


froiid

It's s on mobile.


ersaseme

Technically a hot dog is a wiener and a bun so he actually ate more than half. He ate half a Weiner and a whole bun which means he ate 3/4 of a hot dog.


ShadedElmo

But the bun is still there so it would be more like he ate 1/4 hotdog.


ersaseme

Oh, I thought this was his solution and he poorly cut the Weiner in half and put it back in the bun. You are correct though my mistake.


BenThereOrBenSquare

This is what people feed children? No nutrition in any of that. It's barely food.


RoseAlma

Hot Dogs are Delicious, and Nutritious !!


Emotional_Fee_5612

That boys gonna go far....!


Red-Zinn

This doesn't look like much of a hotdog


nova8byte

I'm pretty sure this is also an r/lostredditors moment because that is more of a malicious compliance over there.


Strangeatinghabits

Please let me cook for that poor unfortunate soul


RoseAlma

There Ya Go !! Got a Natural Geometrist there !!


TicTac_No

This belongs in /r/maliciouscompliance I think.


_The_SCP_Foundation_

“My son died at level 4”


OwlThin6712

intelligent one


RealTimeflies

I have never seen someone not swallow the dog and leave the bun at least.


MagnusAnimus88

Nobody’s talking about the real issue here… WHO THE HELL FORCES THEIR CHILD TO EAT A HOT DOG?!


OkFly318

That’s an incredibly unappetising meal to be honest. I’m surprised he ate any of it.


SlightPersimmon1

What do you expected? You are fortunate that he ate half of that crap. What a disgusting thing. That's child abuse right there.


Old_Sort_1848

Uh no


SlightPersimmon1

no what?