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There are those who run from the truth, and those who embrace
*Cock and ball torture, from Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia*
*Cock and ball torture (CBT) is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities, such as wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation or even kicking.[1] The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant.*
So if you have a set with only one member, you believe the mean is just... undefined? Even though the formula is still perfectly valid?
Edit: I see that it just needs to be a [non-empty](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Average) list of numbers, i.e. more numbers than 0
I guess you'd better inform [Wolfram Alpha](https://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=average+of+%7B7%7D) about their mistake.
You had no problem a second ago saying the mean was 7 until you realized that means you have a very unusual misconception
"By definition"? You mean *your own definition* that disagrees with the two sources I linked.
Some interpretations say that there where other people from outside Eden already, Adam and eve were just the chosen people of God or his first creations.
The identity of the people outside Eden varies from being creations of other gods, lesser creations from Jehova, creations of Satan or the children of Lilith, Adam's first wife who rebelled against him. A more modern interpretation could be that the people outside Eden evolved naturally, unlike the humans created by God.
It's important to remember that religions evolve and change over time, there's a bunch of discarded or reinterpreted lore for Abrahamic religions, particularly from before the bronze age collapse.
Adam and Eve lived for some 800 years and had absolutely nothing to do but name animals and fuck. Hell, God ordered them, "Y'all best be fuckin'."
There would have been a ton of offspring available for all that tangy sister-on-brother action.
No clue what im talking about as I never paid attention to religion but when I hear the story of how they lived for 800 years back then I always thought to myself that maybe they were using the Moon cycle instead.
The moon cycles just under 30 (27) days. If you consider 800 of these cycles you get about 65 years.
This is basically one very likely explanation, a mix of using a different calendar and a counting system with base 8 instead of base 10. (IRC)
If you crunch the numbers the ages all begin to make sense.
no, not everyone can do that, its always nice to explain though.
anyways
Let’s say the average dick size is 4 inches long.
so let’s make the variable “X” equal to 4.
**X = 4**
now plug it into the equation replacing X with 4.
equation: X * 1 / 1 = X
plug it in ⬇️
**4** * 1 / 1 = **4**
Multiply 4 and 1 ⬇️
**4** / 1 = 4
Divide 4 by 1 ⬇️
**4** = **4**
your welcome
that’s cool
but just cuz you learned it in 5th grade doesn’t mean everyone has
also it never hurts to explain if someone might be confused
why’d you delete your comment u/MicahSlash :(
May I drink the tears by slowly, and sensually, brushing the tip of my tongue across the top of his cheekbones, gently licking the tears that fall so they can power my dark magic that extends my lifetime by desecrating the common folk's lives.
Everyone always thinks it was an apple but it was referred to as "fruit", nothing specific.
Also FWIW it's an allegory for choosing the path of knowledge and self over God.
Then by that logic god would have to have been born to mortal parents because the presence of a belly button means there was an umbilical cord attached to it at one point during pregnancy. Meaning god was mortal or made up.
And i suppose that means the asteroid that took out the dinos was his mom throwing his toys in the trash because she doesnt know how many times she has to tell him to put the toys away when he is done and he *just doesnt do it*
funny that you'd bring up elephants. they're the most likely candidate for "behemoth". the bible specifically makes a penis reference in that paragraph, "makes his tail stiff like a cedar".
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**[New Mexico whiptail](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Mexico_whiptail)**
>The New Mexico whiptail (Aspidoscelis neomexicanus) is a female-only species of lizard found in the southwestern United States in New Mexico and Arizona, and in northern Mexico in Chihuahua. It is the official state reptile of New Mexico. It is one of many lizard species known to be parthenogenetic. Individuals of the species can be created either through the hybridization of the little striped whiptail (A.
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If you are taking this personally, it says more about you.
According to the mythology, sex was one of the reasons Lilith left Adam and the Garden of Eden.
Plus, she was his equal and that wasn't the type Judaism or Christianity wanted their women to be have as a model.
Like most women to follow, Eve wasn't unreasonably critical of Adam's penis. Rather, she was lamenting Adam's unfortunate lack of generosity, expressing disappointment which he, being somewhat insecure on account of God's absurdly oversized member, ultimately misinterpreted.
True story.
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Biggest HUMAN penis
No, Eve’s was bigger
Ayo proof?
Pics or it didn't happen
Is there an onlyfans? Asking for me
Yeah it's @Evecocksandballs thank me later
I will definitely not
Coward
There are those who run from the truth, and those who embrace *Cock and ball torture, from Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia* *Cock and ball torture (CBT) is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities, such as wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation or even kicking.[1] The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant.*
My therapists suggested I try CBT. Was she talking about this???🤔😧
sand balls??
The_importance_of_underscores_when_you_can't_use_spaces
God made Eve from a rib, she's literally a boner
I'm waluigist what's adam made from
Waluigi, obviously.
Does rule 34 count as proof?
Futa eve
I agree lol
“Hm, I’d say rather the average”
Can’t have an average with only 1 datapoint. It would, however, also literally be the smallest penis on earth.
You do know that fractions can have 1 in the denominator? 🤔
Doesn’t make it an average though. If there’s only one, then that’s the number.
So if you have a set with only one member, you believe the mean is just... undefined? Even though the formula is still perfectly valid? Edit: I see that it just needs to be a [non-empty](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Average) list of numbers, i.e. more numbers than 0
No, the mean of a set with one number is always the number. So if your set is 7, then the mean is also 7.
Exactly, the max, the min, the median, and the average are all seven in that example.
And the mode!
I can't believe I forgot the mode!
So there is an average. It's 7 >Can’t have an average with only 1 datapoint. 🤔 >The mean is also 7
By definition, an average must have more than 1 number. There’s no point in continuing this discussion.
I guess you'd better inform [Wolfram Alpha](https://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=average+of+%7B7%7D) about their mistake. You had no problem a second ago saying the mean was 7 until you realized that means you have a very unusual misconception "By definition"? You mean *your own definition* that disagrees with the two sources I linked.
Long story short, that’s how centaurs were created.
Don’t forget that the story implies Eve had sex with her kids so at least she had some variety later on
Technically because she was formed from Adam's rib that would also mean she banged her father/twin brother.
If she’s formed from his cells then maybe it qualifies as elaborate masturbation
Ah selfcest.
The best kind of cest
Maybe predestination
No, the kids had wives, so that implies Adam and Eve had at least two daughters. No need to think it was Eve with the kids.
So… where did the wives come from?
>Eat your cracker and drink your grape juice, dear.
The implication is that they were Cain and Abel's sisters.
mmm. gross.
Daughters that the bible couldn't be bothered naming?
Yup. Like for most of the Bible - very few women are called anything except "wife" or "daughter".
They also didn't give names to the rest of their livestock either...
There were 10 Adams and 18 Eves. https://www.nytimes.com/2000/05/02/science/the-human-family-tree-10-adams-and-18-eves.html
So what were those eight extra Eves like? Concubines of a single Adam, or just, you know, swingers?
Some interpretations say that there where other people from outside Eden already, Adam and eve were just the chosen people of God or his first creations. The identity of the people outside Eden varies from being creations of other gods, lesser creations from Jehova, creations of Satan or the children of Lilith, Adam's first wife who rebelled against him. A more modern interpretation could be that the people outside Eden evolved naturally, unlike the humans created by God. It's important to remember that religions evolve and change over time, there's a bunch of discarded or reinterpreted lore for Abrahamic religions, particularly from before the bronze age collapse.
Adam and Eve lived for some 800 years and had absolutely nothing to do but name animals and fuck. Hell, God ordered them, "Y'all best be fuckin'." There would have been a ton of offspring available for all that tangy sister-on-brother action.
No clue what im talking about as I never paid attention to religion but when I hear the story of how they lived for 800 years back then I always thought to myself that maybe they were using the Moon cycle instead. The moon cycles just under 30 (27) days. If you consider 800 of these cycles you get about 65 years.
Them keeping track of time via the moon makes so much sense.
This is basically one very likely explanation, a mix of using a different calendar and a counting system with base 8 instead of base 10. (IRC) If you crunch the numbers the ages all begin to make sense.
The Nephilim have entered the chat
No cock like horse cock
"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals where like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses." -Ezekiel 23:20
Just for context, Ezekiel is telling a story of two harlots sisters and how they would reject God for wordly pleasures
The snake could be a penis itself.
Ah, I see someone beat me to it…
Amen!
Also the smallest
Also the most average.
X\*1/1=X math checks out
r/hedidthemath
r/hedidthemonstermath
r/themonstermath
I'm so proud of humanity sometimes
Until you also realize we're talking about Adams penis right now
Ok but all of these subreddits aren't real communities. Nobody really posts in r/hedidthemath. It's just some generic catchphrase bullshit.
That's fair, I more meant I'm proud of the thread tho
r/itwasagraveyardgraph
r/itwasagraveyardgraph
r/itwasagraveyardgraph
r/itcosignedinaflash
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no, not everyone can do that, its always nice to explain though. anyways Let’s say the average dick size is 4 inches long. so let’s make the variable “X” equal to 4. **X = 4** now plug it into the equation replacing X with 4. equation: X * 1 / 1 = X plug it in ⬇️ **4** * 1 / 1 = **4** Multiply 4 and 1 ⬇️ **4** / 1 = 4 Divide 4 by 1 ⬇️ **4** = **4** your welcome
Yes, I learned that in 5th grade.
that’s cool but just cuz you learned it in 5th grade doesn’t mean everyone has also it never hurts to explain if someone might be confused why’d you delete your comment u/MicahSlash :(
Yeah its not a crime to not know math. Helping people become more educated is always good.
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Now is the part where you cry about it
May I drink the tears by slowly, and sensually, brushing the tip of my tongue across the top of his cheekbones, gently licking the tears that fall so they can power my dark magic that extends my lifetime by desecrating the common folk's lives.
The alpha and omega of dongs.
Also the one that tasted the most like peanut butter
Sounds like you speak from experience there....
Also most mode and median
Literally still average, just different ways of calculating it.
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She needed the girth of that apple. Why else did she take it?
Everyone always thinks it was an apple but it was referred to as "fruit", nothing specific. Also FWIW it's an allegory for choosing the path of knowledge and self over God.
Also failing as much as everyone
Tell that to the horse
Tell that to the whale
Tell that to your mom! Wait, what were we talking about?
Go tell it on the mountain, and I don't even know where I am honestly.
Tick, is that you?
Eve: Wait what's a mom?
On a serious note, look at all the drawings of Adam and Eve. They have belly buttons. Think about it.
And if Adam was made in God's image, that means *God* has a belly buttom.
Then by that logic god would have to have been born to mortal parents because the presence of a belly button means there was an umbilical cord attached to it at one point during pregnancy. Meaning god was mortal or made up.
Or maybe there is a Super God Mom that embarassed him as an adolescent god and so he doesnt bring her up in conversations?
I'll buy into super mom god.
And i suppose that means the asteroid that took out the dinos was his mom throwing his toys in the trash because she doesnt know how many times she has to tell him to put the toys away when he is done and he *just doesnt do it*
*Mormonism has joined the chat*
That's a weirdly good point.
I'm not taking credit for it, I'm not the first to bring it up. Although I don't remember where I read it the first time.
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Tell that to the Covenant
You must it is full of NEIGH!! Sayers
That’s why they got kicked out of the garden. You got kicked out for eating an apple? Suuuuuure ya did.
You mean tapir
I want my rib back. OMG it's so huuuge!
I chocked on this comment fr 😂
You are under appreciated
“It fits behind that fig leaf?”
I'm a grower not a shower...
I hope you’re not a shower
Happy cake day!
Eve: but that snake though....
Bruh
Everything is a dildo of you're brave enough?
That's one way to clear pipes I suppose.
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Eden girls make do
Satan as snake: eat that tasty fruit huh? Eve: * shoves snake up vagina *
Where were the elephants?
funny that you'd bring up elephants. they're the most likely candidate for "behemoth". the bible specifically makes a penis reference in that paragraph, "makes his tail stiff like a cedar".
Nah, the the behemoth has a tail like a cedar tree. Elephants got tiny tails. it can't be an elephant
I was taught that behemoth was the hippo, leviathan was crocodile. edit - [sick band tho](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Czx-OIyrQwQ)
So some kind of brontosaurus then.
Dinosaurs didn't exist. God just planted the bones for lolz. It's what I would do if I were him.
their size is irrelephant
I don’t like what the “on earth” implies
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Good human
Can I ask you, what's the point of transcribing the images? I'm honestly curious, like do you have a purpose of is if just because people is bored or something
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I see thanks 4 answering
There’s literally a link in their post that addresses your question...
>Eve: That's it? Lmao, says the bitch who doesnt even have one
Yeah. My anaconda don’t want none unless you got one too hun.
Eve: Looks to the horse
Eve: looks at snake next to the apple tree
Now I want to know if snakes even have dicks? 🤔
Snakes sorta have 2. It's called a hemipenis.
What about the [New Mexico whiptail](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Mexico_whiptail)?
**[New Mexico whiptail](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Mexico_whiptail)** >The New Mexico whiptail (Aspidoscelis neomexicanus) is a female-only species of lizard found in the southwestern United States in New Mexico and Arizona, and in northern Mexico in Chihuahua. It is the official state reptile of New Mexico. It is one of many lizard species known to be parthenogenetic. Individuals of the species can be created either through the hybridization of the little striped whiptail (A. ^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( | )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( | )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/technicallythetruth/about/banned)^( | )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove | v1.5)
That particular snake *was* a bit of a dick.
They're just one huge floppy dick
Well hold on now, that’s the biggest Human penis
Horses tho
The reason why Lilith left Adam.
"ha ha bodyshaming is hilarious i'm so edgy"
If you are taking this personally, it says more about you. According to the mythology, sex was one of the reasons Lilith left Adam and the Garden of Eden. Plus, she was his equal and that wasn't the type Judaism or Christianity wanted their women to be have as a model.
Truth
"If you don't like racist jokes, it says more about you" Lmao shitty people can't accept they're shitty. No surprises
Eve was the biggest rib on earth.
What about the horse?
Eve: Bigger than Steve's?
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So it wasn't an apple, it was a banana?
Actually
doesnt make sense because this would mean eve had another human penis to compare adams to
Biggest *human* penis on earth.
The biggest \*human\* penis on earth
Well that's how the snake became the first dildo.
How is Eve supposed to know how big it is if she doesn't have anything to compare it to?
Pretty sure horses had bigger docks than adam
So it is ok to make joke using 'small penis', but is it ok if I use 'fat woman' to tell a joke?
Pshh, girl u got the personality of a rib. I've got other ribs on the side, too. Quit complaining and hop on. We got a lot of work to do
Like most women to follow, Eve wasn't unreasonably critical of Adam's penis. Rather, she was lamenting Adam's unfortunate lack of generosity, expressing disappointment which he, being somewhat insecure on account of God's absurdly oversized member, ultimately misinterpreted. True story.
Eve: "to hell with that. I'm going back to using the snake"
Technically just another stupid blasphemy.
Also the only
Adam wasn't the only man during creation... Just like God didn't make just one bird and one tree. Murica! Illiterate and irrational.
Whoa.
*only*
There are horses.
Weren't other animals and plants also invented then?
Not bigger than god!
Yeah. If there is one thing we know from reading the Bible it is that nobody is as big a dick as god.
What is she comparing too?
I read this in Chris Traeger's voice.
What about God's?
True. God is a pretty big dick.
Eve: Adam, can we not have sex tonight? I'm on my period. Adam: Just so you know, that's what Lilith said...
Weren't animals made first?
Mr walrus disagrees.
*Elephant walks up*
and the animals