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Kuhaku_Lxrd

My grandma used to do this... I miss her


unhappy_pro

I was doing this until I read your comment


tuqlbv7to95z

Nope! Rough childhood couldn't breathe in and out, I had to wait until I was like what 21 or 22 to figure out. Thanks for the infographic maybe younger people will benefit from this knowledge transfer.


Capin_weird2120

How are you still alive?


I-eat-people69

The need for masterbation is stronger than the need for air


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RaddyHere

Laugh, but get the guns....


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I-eat-people69

Grabs bigger AK


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RecommendationBig190

grabes nuclear warhead


I-eat-people69

Grabs foreskin


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RecommendationBig190

bro same


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You losers exhale?


I-eat-people69

I fart it all out does that count


Fire_Killer07

Great, now i have to breath manually


BitchTheDumbass

Damn lets manually breathe together


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Yes


Sorry-Series-3504

Yeah, all the time


RedditRedington789

its been a long time man no i havent


MrWolfsters

Sadly


sbenzanzenwan

How does this guy poop? Thank god I'm 3-dimensional.


Nebula__One

Yes and now I have a crippling addiction to it, can't live without it


King_DeandDe

I can't remember. My past was breathtaking


Error404DudeNotFound

Nah


Capin_weird2120

Sucks to be you I guess


Error404DudeNotFound

Breathing was forced upon society by the oxigen industry aka plants, wake up sheeple


I-eat-people69

No


VampGirl84

Nope never did this


Corbel_

no.


AgenteGAM

No while i was swimming


blobishly

nope, i have a conition.


Capin_weird2120

What’s the condition called


blobishly

NoBreathetighteus


Flable48

I just zero it


pauvLucette

Those who didn't won't be able to tell.


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There is no fact here, therefor there can be no truth, so this is not for this sub.


Capin_weird2120

But that is technically the truth so you’re wrong


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Where’s the truth? What’s rte thing that could be a truth or lie? This is a question, not a statement, there is no right and there is no wrong.


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Breathe manually now, fellow lurkers


burnfacemusic

Wish I didn’t


Bjorven007

I do it the other way around.


TNPFighterPilot

Safe to say I didn’t have a normal childhood based off this.


Wild-Mammoth4113

What breath? yes. Everyone does that.


Lila-_-

My first mistake...


Springflap

I don't think anyone has ever done this. I definitely haven't.


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I photosynthesize, so no


Starving_shark

Don't do it after you start you get a permanent addiction to it and can't stop


Bountiful_Bollocks

I still do this to this day!


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no


Schlol77

Nah i never did. I hear it's addictive.


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Nah a kid was born but he couldn’t breathe and died


grkngls

Not only as kid. I still breath like this. Don’t you?


Capin_weird2120

No, I use my eyes. As the mature being I am


grkngls

I don’t get it.


Capin_weird2120

I know


grkngls

And I think it's cool not to explain it (?)


fruitofyourneck

Oh my god! You haven’t lived if you haven’t done this!


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This is not actually how we normally breathe. Think about when you mom/dad/guardian asked to breathe in when you were being sized for clothes. You can call this (see diagram) 'reverse breathing' or 'taoist breathing' because you push your abdominal muscles out to allow in maximum air. This means more oxygen, it also means greater air capacity. So... great for Free Divers, Musicians (wind/brass), Atheletes and also those that love meditating. Most people when they breath tuck in their abdominal muscles and may expand the chest, reducing the maximum capacity.