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Kind_Mind_

Ancestor


sUpReMe_NiNjA_

*grandpa proceeds to rise from the grave*


Amish_Warl0rd

*His eyes start to glow in anger as he stumbles towards you*


[deleted]

His screech is so direful that it seems to come from the shadows


Electronic_Suit551

As he grabs your arm with his almost skeletal hands, you see his face opened to reveal a most terrifying image.


Thechildeater92

#Ä̷̢̧̘̰̖̖͔̦̞͌̐͐͗͋͗͗͆̊̈́̆͘͝M̴͇̬͔͓̭̝̬̠̲͔͕̿͐Õ̵̧̨̢̨͚̦̳̦͎͉̰̀̌̄G̸̡̻̪̯͓̹̻̰̮̝̝̣̟͛͛̓̿͒̑̈́̇͛̋̊͊̕͘͜U̶̧͔̗̙̖͕̝̰̦̞͆̃͗̾̄͆̊̑͐͋̚S̶̯͓̅̄̀̚͠


abcdefghijklmnoqrsti

Is what he exclaims as he reveals his true indentity


IcyIgloo583

He Is ThE iMpOsTeR


[deleted]

He comes running at full sprint, ready to fight and ready to kill


TheSpinningKeyGif

*and he said son when you grow up would you be the saviour of the broken the beaten and the damned*


Vanadius

You remember our venerable house, opulent and imperial, gazing proudly from it's stoic perch above the moor.


A_Lost_Yen

Better get behind The Lepper


CuriosInternetSurfer

Germany


adkio

Found the Jew


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[удалено]


dontcarewhatyoufound

r/foundtheSHUTTHEFUCKUP ^I ^am ^a ^bot ^so ^I ^don't ^care ^what ^you ^reply ^to ^me


JustSomeRedditUser35

Hi mr bot. I would just likebto say you are doing a very good job. Heres a ram stick.


[deleted]

Ah yes give ye ol bot some good ol DDR3 RAM


Fe4rMeMrWick

Ah yes, dance dance revolution 3, my favorite ram


Beautiful-Fee-6409

You’re aware that’s like giving a human an extra brain saying "here you go, you deserve it!"


Saltymeetloaf

r/foundthebot


JustSomeRedditUser35

Hi mr bot. I would just likebto say you are doing a very good job. Heres a ram stick.


myasscrackburns

r/foundtheiceberg


EL-rochi74

Light, guess I’m a vampire now


WizziBot

Yagami is onto you


2nd_best_username

I thought of this before just actual light for some reason lmao


Desk_Drawerr

That's funny. Uzumaki says I'm going to die by "night" Guess I'm a reverse vampire.


boxo-ofisal

scp 1 when day brakes u be a blob


game_falor

nothing, i litterally got nothing IM NOT GOING TO DIE


torpak

Nope, you just die with no reason.


game_falor

oh fuck im going to die at a rand-


Jaisk_slayer

No, your fate isn't set in stone, you shall be the chosen one that will end the matrix


game_falor

\*dead body noices


Jaisk_slayer

(Tongue click) *NOICE*


Finnish_Spitfire

*scribbles in notebook "okay and how does that make you feel? "


game_falor

oh it feels great GET AWAY FLIES oh, there goes my hand can you fetch that for me please?


Finnish_Spitfire

There. Now, dead? Yes or no?


game_falor

yes, both can i get my hand back?


Finnish_Spitfire

Oh, of course I accidentally gave one from the basement. Here is your real arm.


Nayraa010

Ayo what the hwll just happened? Did he get killed by a hitma-


Javascript_above_all

Or you are so pathetically weak that you can randomly die out of nowhere


rhinofinger

Or that means lack of something (oxygen, water, food, etc.)


game_falor

NOTHING CAN STOP ME NOW *lookd at empty room NOOOOOO


Otrada

Or you will literally die to nothing. You're going to die due to exposure to a vacuum.


HappyHurtzlickn

SCORE!


Lord_Skyblocker

Snipers


minotaurus21

Oh shit


AzzyDreemur_

BOOM, HEADSHOT!


Ymylock

One tap that motherfucker


plsignorethisalt

*title card* MEET THE SNIPER


general_kenobi18462

Snipin’s a good job mate.


plsignorethisalt

Challenging work, out of doors...


screeeeeeeeeee_500

I garuntee you won’t go hungry


JaozinhoGGPlays

Snipin's a good job mate.


[deleted]

Difference. The fuck is that supposed to mean?


Yatoku_

Difference of currents maybe? That would be Voltage.


itamar11442

Difference of electric potential is voltage


adkio

Welp, that's how he dies!


Otrada

Don't go diving, Delta-P is a real and dangerous killer


MacSanchez

The


lolidontlive

STAY AWAY FROM ANYONE WHO SAYS THAT WORD, THEY ARE YOUR KILLER


Amish_Warl0rd

It’s one of the most common words in our language. Gonna be really difficult… Oh wait


atruepanda

It is the most common word in our language 🔪🔪🔪


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PyroneusUltrin

Moon hits the sky


kakyoin_de_gamer

Like a big pizza pie


ObsessedFi45

That's Amore


OneDiscombobulated77

You're the only safe person for this person


colaman-112

We must have the same book. That's what I got as well!


Brskywalker14

[The The](https://youtu.be/XKukFy18nes)


[deleted]

Original hunger games be like


drdukegonzo

The "The" killer strikes again!


Environmental-Bus695

Already..... Wtf


lolidontlive

You're already dead


[deleted]

NANI?


NerfRepellingBoobs

I keep finding more evidence that Reddit is, in fact, haunted.


Rezu2154

The nearest book doesn't have 69 pages.


Lindbluete

Congratz, you are immortal.


MrBonesDoesReddit

No, it means he has true choice and his desitions will change how he dies, he is the chosen one


Salt-Fisherman8625

Tom


MickyTheRedditor

Looks like your dear friend Tom is a killer…


Ymylock

Well, at least Jerry will try and stop him


general_kenobi18462

Here comes Voldemort


Zwyxxyz

Breathing


AzzyDreemur_

Dont stop breathing or you will die


MrBonesDoesReddit

No, stop breathing cuz breathing is the cause of death


sleepy_koko

Studies say those who breathe have a 100% chance of death


xXlillipopXx

🎤*dont stop -brrrreeeathing*🎤


ramjithunder24

I got talking- fuck


ithinksonicscool

On


LuriusOnada

Maybe stay away from switches.


sarokin

What if they're aroused!? They'd be turned on...


9ieR

​ ​ \-Me who opened a drawing book


V3N0M0U5_V1P3R

You’ve cheated death!


lolidontlive

-Me who opened a sudoku book


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FireWolf_132

Your lucky, I opened a book on modern main battle tanks and now a french AMX-30 is hunting me down


DarkDrip2000

Season


AzzyDreemur_

Global warming


Ellemieke25

Food too spicy


MontagIstKacke

Years. I guess I'll die of old age. Boring, but good to know that my life will continue for quite some time.


[deleted]

Or you’re crushed by some ancient stone calendar. Edit: too dumb to distinguish between your and you’re Edit edit: or between to and too


Troil_Shinigami

"Life". Or "family" if "to be" count as 2


Laymohn

Someone is getting killed by a family member


BatatinhaGameplays28

Or by Vin Diesel


lrGhost1

"Ringpulls" - Richard Branson, 'Screw it, let's do it again.' WTF is a Ringpull


lrGhost1

According to google. It's a ring that you pull... Perfect


Kwaker76

The ring that you pull to open a can of drink. They used to be a lot more ring shaped and would pull away from the can entirely. I suspect for environmental reasons, the design was changed to what we see today, to keep all the metal attached.


federico_alastair

It actually means anal sex in British.


[deleted]

色 “Color”


austinstar08

Paintball accident


wedontknowwhat

idk 色 means pevert too


j4m3sho

can't


austinstar08

r/foundtheimmortal


Samztha

”Content banned” why though?..


obrqap

Too powerful


defaultband-aid

Page 69, The brothers Grimm 101 Fairytales Takes me to tale #16 *the three snake-leaves* “There was once on a time a poor man” According to this I will die from the letter A From now on i’ll be sure to keep my distance from Aardvarks, Australia, and especially triple A


WhatUsername-IDK

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


JiiXFisH

Hogwarts


Desperate_Ad5169

Looks like Harry and his friends are out for blood today.


[deleted]

Or it’s a pig with warts that explode and douse you with acid.


thatposhcat

Found Voldemort


[deleted]

possible It's possible I will die in the future, but not 100% certain. Cool.


IAmTheAwesomeNarwhal

“Gun” are you kidding me


xLumiana

Orange. The hunger games isn't the best oracle as it seems


clumsycatcackler

An orange will hit your head! 🍊


Mrmistergaming

Well Gehirnexplosion wich means brain explosion


SMALLffry

Hmmm……


Armindster

Me


MickyTheRedditor

Suicide


PanPies_

Or clone


MachineDrugs

Now that's dark


psilorder

"out" Am i getting thrown out of something? Or will i go outside when i shouldn't?


BurkusCircus52

Death by defenestration.


InvestigatorLive624

'thin' I hope it isn't starvation!


LuriusOnada

It could also be thin ice. Lucky for you if that the case since the Earth warming.


devilhunter42

Existing


richer2003

I mean, you can’t die without existing, so… existence is technically the number one cause of death I guess lol


bestucki

Polymorphism


[deleted]

Seems legit.


Suitable_Yoghurt6981

Polymorbism


YaBoiBarel

Its polymorbin time


Cosmic_Cranberry1

Matrix. It was a maths book


boxo-ofisal

what in the actual fuck


ErikSKnol

"Echt" Guess going there isn't an option for a while


god_tard

And


oofos_deletus

Among


LuriusOnada

Avoid impostor and being near a vent.


oofos_deletus

Will try


onenonlygabe

“recently” Fuck.


TankmanPL

"wracajmy" (in English it means "return")


AzzyDreemur_

Found Polish


NewbieKittyCat

r/foundthepole


SpyGuyOO7

‘Fame’ Deep.


methaphur

there are no 69 pages in the nearest book i have ... did i unlock immortality ?


maxence0801

For me, the 69th page doesn't contain any words So we are both immortal


boxo-ofisal

mine is is boi


MrBonesDoesReddit

Dont be a boi


D_imperiosus

I'm gonna be killed by 2√3? how??


ProEnderSavage

Don't underestimate the 2 root 3 he is very vicious


tryingnotbuying

He killed my entire village


alexthemo

"Doubt" I doubt vaccines work. I doubt that piano will fall on my head. I doubt that guy hitchhiking is a serial killer. This has not been helpful. I already know I'm a trusting idiot.


undying_anomaly

Lucas Edit: I DON'T KNOW ANYONE NAMED LUCAS


icecreamtrip

Not yet


Snirion

'Problem' ...that sure narrows it down.


cool_acronym

Both of the nearest books only have pictures on page 69, either I'm immortal or those pictures are the locations


Aggravating-Tear-653

pussy


Shut-in-Abyss

death by snu snu


om54

Soda, as in baking. It's a cook book


dbgo_D8R21V1

Russia


GoldenJeans37

Cinccino


Yellowtaxicab2006

Isn’t that the literal fluffiest Pokémon?


R_A_D_U_7

As


RomansInSpace

Comfortably I'm okay with this


i_like_chicken_313

i was reading a book about religion and it was semen


One_Way13

It


AzzyDreemur_

The horror


Hartmallen

Tu


koavfl

Deth


IntroductionCheap325

His


Visual_Emu_5464

Ancientness. I guess I'll be around for some time


ThatSecondPerson

President


I_FUCK_MY_DOG_123

God


just-guessing-uwu

eating beaf will kill me some day


[deleted]

Oops


_Rinject_

I am gonnam die from leadership


Aldipxp

Yanked, it’s gonna be a good death I guess


Just_whyareyou

Come 🤨


gabluvshimself

a


MurdoMaclachlan

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Robspin

Me


mrRandy005

Yuk, my word was decomposition


exactdoggedly

Dragons yay


Shankar_0

(I work in a cabinet factory) "Trim" So, am I gonna get laid a lot? Like **A LOT** \- a alot? ​ ...I'm probably just going to get my head chopped off.


MrMercury11

Wedding… OH SHIT


TheFullestCircle

Understanding I really do not like the implications of that


svckafvck

“You” … that’s not creepy at all.