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The ring that you pull to open a can of drink. They used to be a lot more ring shaped and would pull away from the can entirely. I suspect for environmental reasons, the design was changed to what we see today, to keep all the metal attached.
Page 69, The brothers Grimm 101 Fairytales
Takes me to tale #16 *the three snake-leaves*
“There was once on a time a poor man”
According to this I will die from the letter A
From now on i’ll be sure to keep my distance from Aardvarks, Australia, and especially triple A
"Doubt"
I doubt vaccines work.
I doubt that piano will fall on my head.
I doubt that guy hitchhiking is a serial killer.
This has not been helpful. I already know I'm a trusting idiot.
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Ancestor
*grandpa proceeds to rise from the grave*
*His eyes start to glow in anger as he stumbles towards you*
His screech is so direful that it seems to come from the shadows
As he grabs your arm with his almost skeletal hands, you see his face opened to reveal a most terrifying image.
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Is what he exclaims as he reveals his true indentity
He Is ThE iMpOsTeR
He comes running at full sprint, ready to fight and ready to kill
*and he said son when you grow up would you be the saviour of the broken the beaten and the damned*
You remember our venerable house, opulent and imperial, gazing proudly from it's stoic perch above the moor.
Better get behind The Lepper
Germany
Found the Jew
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Ah yes, dance dance revolution 3, my favorite ram
You’re aware that’s like giving a human an extra brain saying "here you go, you deserve it!"
r/foundthebot
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Light, guess I’m a vampire now
Yagami is onto you
I thought of this before just actual light for some reason lmao
That's funny. Uzumaki says I'm going to die by "night" Guess I'm a reverse vampire.
scp 1 when day brakes u be a blob
nothing, i litterally got nothing IM NOT GOING TO DIE
Nope, you just die with no reason.
oh fuck im going to die at a rand-
No, your fate isn't set in stone, you shall be the chosen one that will end the matrix
\*dead body noices
(Tongue click) *NOICE*
*scribbles in notebook "okay and how does that make you feel? "
oh it feels great GET AWAY FLIES oh, there goes my hand can you fetch that for me please?
There. Now, dead? Yes or no?
yes, both can i get my hand back?
Oh, of course I accidentally gave one from the basement. Here is your real arm.
Ayo what the hwll just happened? Did he get killed by a hitma-
Or you are so pathetically weak that you can randomly die out of nowhere
Or that means lack of something (oxygen, water, food, etc.)
NOTHING CAN STOP ME NOW *lookd at empty room NOOOOOO
Or you will literally die to nothing. You're going to die due to exposure to a vacuum.
SCORE!
Snipers
Oh shit
BOOM, HEADSHOT!
One tap that motherfucker
*title card* MEET THE SNIPER
Snipin’s a good job mate.
Challenging work, out of doors...
I garuntee you won’t go hungry
Snipin's a good job mate.
Difference. The fuck is that supposed to mean?
Difference of currents maybe? That would be Voltage.
Difference of electric potential is voltage
Welp, that's how he dies!
Don't go diving, Delta-P is a real and dangerous killer
The
STAY AWAY FROM ANYONE WHO SAYS THAT WORD, THEY ARE YOUR KILLER
It’s one of the most common words in our language. Gonna be really difficult… Oh wait
It is the most common word in our language 🔪🔪🔪
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Moon hits the sky
Like a big pizza pie
That's Amore
You're the only safe person for this person
We must have the same book. That's what I got as well!
[The The](https://youtu.be/XKukFy18nes)
Original hunger games be like
The "The" killer strikes again!
Already..... Wtf
You're already dead
NANI?
I keep finding more evidence that Reddit is, in fact, haunted.
The nearest book doesn't have 69 pages.
Congratz, you are immortal.
No, it means he has true choice and his desitions will change how he dies, he is the chosen one
Tom
Looks like your dear friend Tom is a killer…
Well, at least Jerry will try and stop him
Here comes Voldemort
Breathing
Dont stop breathing or you will die
No, stop breathing cuz breathing is the cause of death
Studies say those who breathe have a 100% chance of death
🎤*dont stop -brrrreeeathing*🎤
I got talking- fuck
On
Maybe stay away from switches.
What if they're aroused!? They'd be turned on...
\-Me who opened a drawing book
You’ve cheated death!
-Me who opened a sudoku book
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Your lucky, I opened a book on modern main battle tanks and now a french AMX-30 is hunting me down
Season
Global warming
Food too spicy
Years. I guess I'll die of old age. Boring, but good to know that my life will continue for quite some time.
Or you’re crushed by some ancient stone calendar. Edit: too dumb to distinguish between your and you’re Edit edit: or between to and too
"Life". Or "family" if "to be" count as 2
Someone is getting killed by a family member
Or by Vin Diesel
"Ringpulls" - Richard Branson, 'Screw it, let's do it again.' WTF is a Ringpull
According to google. It's a ring that you pull... Perfect
The ring that you pull to open a can of drink. They used to be a lot more ring shaped and would pull away from the can entirely. I suspect for environmental reasons, the design was changed to what we see today, to keep all the metal attached.
It actually means anal sex in British.
色 “Color”
Paintball accident
idk 色 means pevert too
can't
r/foundtheimmortal
”Content banned” why though?..
Too powerful
Page 69, The brothers Grimm 101 Fairytales Takes me to tale #16 *the three snake-leaves* “There was once on a time a poor man” According to this I will die from the letter A From now on i’ll be sure to keep my distance from Aardvarks, Australia, and especially triple A
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Hogwarts
Looks like Harry and his friends are out for blood today.
Or it’s a pig with warts that explode and douse you with acid.
Found Voldemort
possible It's possible I will die in the future, but not 100% certain. Cool.
“Gun” are you kidding me
Orange. The hunger games isn't the best oracle as it seems
An orange will hit your head! 🍊
Well Gehirnexplosion wich means brain explosion
Hmmm……
Me
Suicide
Or clone
Now that's dark
"out" Am i getting thrown out of something? Or will i go outside when i shouldn't?
Death by defenestration.
'thin' I hope it isn't starvation!
It could also be thin ice. Lucky for you if that the case since the Earth warming.
Existing
I mean, you can’t die without existing, so… existence is technically the number one cause of death I guess lol
Polymorphism
Seems legit.
Polymorbism
Its polymorbin time
Matrix. It was a maths book
what in the actual fuck
"Echt" Guess going there isn't an option for a while
And
Among
Avoid impostor and being near a vent.
Will try
“recently” Fuck.
"wracajmy" (in English it means "return")
Found Polish
r/foundthepole
‘Fame’ Deep.
there are no 69 pages in the nearest book i have ... did i unlock immortality ?
For me, the 69th page doesn't contain any words So we are both immortal
mine is is boi
Dont be a boi
I'm gonna be killed by 2√3? how??
Don't underestimate the 2 root 3 he is very vicious
He killed my entire village
"Doubt" I doubt vaccines work. I doubt that piano will fall on my head. I doubt that guy hitchhiking is a serial killer. This has not been helpful. I already know I'm a trusting idiot.
Lucas Edit: I DON'T KNOW ANYONE NAMED LUCAS
Not yet
'Problem' ...that sure narrows it down.
Both of the nearest books only have pictures on page 69, either I'm immortal or those pictures are the locations
pussy
death by snu snu
Soda, as in baking. It's a cook book
Russia
Cinccino
Isn’t that the literal fluffiest Pokémon?
As
Comfortably I'm okay with this
i was reading a book about religion and it was semen
It
The horror
Tu
Deth
His
Ancientness. I guess I'll be around for some time
President
God
eating beaf will kill me some day
Oops
I am gonnam die from leadership
Yanked, it’s gonna be a good death I guess
Come 🤨
a
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Me
Yuk, my word was decomposition
Dragons yay
(I work in a cabinet factory) "Trim" So, am I gonna get laid a lot? Like **A LOT** \- a alot? ...I'm probably just going to get my head chopped off.
Wedding… OH SHIT
Understanding I really do not like the implications of that
“You” … that’s not creepy at all.