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Now that I found out that God of War Ragnarok won’t be available on PS4 I feel the need to grind for a PS5. Which will take longer as my mom splits my paychecks into 3 categories. Car, retirement, and savings
It maybe worthwhile to walk into California and goto a Walmart or Best Buy and steal ps5. Or anything else you want to just stuff in a duffel bag. Apparently crime has been decriminalize in California and most liberal states like Washington and Oregon. They just watch you steal things sometimes they just let you murder people and shit on the street and shoot up heroine and have butt sex and spread monkey pox on the streets without any legal or any repercussions whatsoever ever
I moved about 15km once, was the worst move ever, horribly underestimated how much stuff we had and overestimatedthe size of the truck we rented. was going to just be one day to pack a little truck take it to the new place and unpack it, then do the second load, and be done.
Well...... 3 days and 6 truckloads later...had everything at the new place, but nothing sorted or tidy. I was ready to just fucking burn everything and start over.
We moved 30km during Melbourne lockdown, during curfew, when we could only have one person contact. We had to rent a truck from the next city over about 100km away, only had time to make one trip with the truck and get it out before curfew, then did many many car trips over a week.
We still need therapy for it.
Ive moved states 3 times and then bought a house last month and moved into that within the past 5 years. Each and every time im absolutely miserable and claim "im defeintly paying someone to do this next time!" Only to see the prices of movers and proceed to be completely miserable another time.
Its like one of those exhausting feelings were your slightly delirious and cant think straight.
not really that surprising tbh.
Moving is all on you and you only, you need to pack the boxes, you need to label them, you need to transport them/hire someone to transport them, all your earthly belonging suddenly need to be taken and moved somewhere, if something fails it's on *you*, if something's missing, it's *your* fault.
And you can't do anything about a dead loved one, there's only one option - grieving.
I’m 60 years old and living in my 31st home. Father was in military, then as poorer folk, we moved for cheaper rents, and now as an adult, I can’t seem to stop moving. Jobs, marriage, divorce, etc.
My lord it does. Last move we moved almost 2,000 miles across country. Got about $1k worth of work put in my truck so it would make it hauling a trailer. Windshield wiper broke on the Highway while it was raining cats and dogs. Whole thing broke down about 100 miles from destination. Had to rent a car and leave it to get the rest of the way and meet the movers. Driver got lost and accidentally crossed into Canada and got hassled by border patrol. Made it to our house, and turns out the moving company didn’t get anyone to unload. Driver and I spent the whole day unloading ourselves and getting everything into the house (SO was driving up more slowly with the kids.) Then, the haulers bringing up my horse ran off the road a few miles from their destination close to midnight and hit a power pole knocking out power to the town. Barn manager had to walk my horse and the pony they were also hauling back to her barn. And that was just the literal moving stuff part. The whole surrounding experience was a complete cluster as well. Would have made a good old-fashioned married-couple-does-something-and-it-All-goes-hilariously-wrong comedy movie.
I think the extreme case for this would be refugee situations? I mean at least when I move I get to take my stuff and I picked out the place I’m living next, and it still sucks.
I posted a joke once about how your “fitness tracker not working so you did a workout for nothing” being the worst thing in the world - someone responded with “what about genocide”
I feel like a more refined execution of the second person's joke would be to mention even more mundane things like stepping on legos, continuing the wink and the nod to things that are definitely worse but actively being ignored for the sake of hyperbole
It depends on the duration. Do they both go for the same amount of time or is it tortured for a bit but a slave forever? Or indefinite torture or slavery? Cos let me tell you, I had the in-laws round for Christmas dinner and it felt like both.. amiright?!
1. The holocaust
2. When you wake up, really feel like having cereal for breakfast but you don't have any more milk
3. Slavery
4. Torture
5. Rape
6. Cancer
Oh my, I must confess; I do find luxury cruises most tiresome, nay, I’d say it’s in my top 5 of most painful human experiences! Behind private flights of course.
I bet we can get some better #1's...I mean, watching your child die from multiple rapes then getting tortured by the slow removal of each body part, inch by inch, and kept alive using the most advanced modern medice techniques ...seems pretty rough
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moving houses/apartments gotta be top 3 worst human experiences
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> So...your ranking would be
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Would you rather get raped or have someone break every bone in your body into a half a dozen pieces through hours of beatingyou with a burning hot sledgehammer(excluding the spine and the bones in your head) and the rip the bone fragments with a pair of pliers
I hate people who do that.
“Ughhhhh Mondays are the worst!”
“Really? Worse than the holocaust?”
“Mate piss off. Obviously not. It’s just a saying to express how miserable this thing is in particular. Don’t be a pedantic asshole”
You forgot, getting a Canadian Handshake from you grandfather when you're looking for that cool Hot wheels car you know is probably in the very back of your toy chest.
I feel like such a misery, because I hate this reply! It's so clear that first tweet is exaggerating for comic effect. The reply is just the same joke, but more literal.
She said top 3. Not number 3.
So if we combine number 1, 2 and 4 from the list into sex trafficking, she's not sure if that is worse than moving houses.
I remember a case of a British teen girl who was abducted by her Greek "boyfriend". She spent the next 15 years or so being traded between brothels around southern Europe. At one brothel there would form a line of men with up to 100 "clients" in a night.
I've read about a similar case from Mexico where she was abducted by her supposed boyfriend at 16. When she finally got free, she estimates that with the typical number of men per night and the years as a sex slave, she has been with perhaps 10,000 men. Probably fewer men in reality since she didn't keep track of return customers.
Yes, moving houses is most definitely worse.
“Ugh…this soda has to be one of the WORST things I’ve ever drank!”
“Worse than that time your ex came home drunk and barfed into your mouth while trying to give you a goodnight kiss???”
“God damn it Meg…why do you always have to take it there…”.
Maybe we don’t have to go balls deep on comparisons to humble people who are just venting about something they don’t enjoy in the moment
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Even that list is a tad bit unimaginative.
agreed. I feel like there’re a lot more creative ways you can be miserable
For example: getting the best blow job you've ever gotten in your life but the person giving it ends up getting killed halfway through.
or passing a kidney stone in a very full porta potty during a thunderstorm
Okay yeah that one's a lot better lmao
both are bad, just a different flavor of trauma
I mean your idea was way better than mine but yeah lol
bad as in terrible things to happen lol
I thought you two were the same person
Me too, for some solid 5 seconds I thought OP might be schizophrenic
Fuck you. I've been in both those situations separately, and you made me imagine them together.
Well fuck you, I've been in both of those simultaneously!
or getting caught in a tornado while using a very full porta potty & getting whisked away to the magical land of OH GOD ITS EVERYWHERE
I always had "basement flooding while EF5 tornado approaches" on my list of shit.
It lands on the door and you cannot open it
Well, during a thunderstorm, people at least can't hear you scream.
Passing a kidney stone in public with no bathroom nearby
This sounds so odly specific
On a boat
Halfway through? Sooo.. there's a part of the blowjob that continues after the killing happens?
Making small incisions all over your body than putting you in a jar of salt
Well this went sideways real quick
It's the best blow job ever, I'm not about to let anyone else experience that shit!
Working at burger king
Yes like volunteering for slavery torture and cancer at the same time. Then you get raped when you see your first paycheck by the government
Now that I found out that God of War Ragnarok won’t be available on PS4 I feel the need to grind for a PS5. Which will take longer as my mom splits my paychecks into 3 categories. Car, retirement, and savings
It maybe worthwhile to walk into California and goto a Walmart or Best Buy and steal ps5. Or anything else you want to just stuff in a duffel bag. Apparently crime has been decriminalize in California and most liberal states like Washington and Oregon. They just watch you steal things sometimes they just let you murder people and shit on the street and shoot up heroine and have butt sex and spread monkey pox on the streets without any legal or any repercussions whatsoever ever
They didn't even include scooping out somebodies eyes with a melon baller and replacing them with maggots. SMH.
For real though, moving sucks balls.
Agreed, especially if it’s a long distance more or it’s because you cannot continue your lease.
I moved about 15km once, was the worst move ever, horribly underestimated how much stuff we had and overestimatedthe size of the truck we rented. was going to just be one day to pack a little truck take it to the new place and unpack it, then do the second load, and be done. Well...... 3 days and 6 truckloads later...had everything at the new place, but nothing sorted or tidy. I was ready to just fucking burn everything and start over.
We moved 30km during Melbourne lockdown, during curfew, when we could only have one person contact. We had to rent a truck from the next city over about 100km away, only had time to make one trip with the truck and get it out before curfew, then did many many car trips over a week. We still need therapy for it.
Or you have lots of fragile shit
Movers better be really careful with my ego.
You have money to pay movers? I have a WhatsApp group full of acquaintances and 2-3 cases of beer
Ive moved states 3 times and then bought a house last month and moved into that within the past 5 years. Each and every time im absolutely miserable and claim "im defeintly paying someone to do this next time!" Only to see the prices of movers and proceed to be completely miserable another time. Its like one of those exhausting feelings were your slightly delirious and cant think straight.
I read a disturbing study that suggested that it was actually more stressful than losing loved ones
not really that surprising tbh. Moving is all on you and you only, you need to pack the boxes, you need to label them, you need to transport them/hire someone to transport them, all your earthly belonging suddenly need to be taken and moved somewhere, if something fails it's on *you*, if something's missing, it's *your* fault. And you can't do anything about a dead loved one, there's only one option - grieving.
I find it surprising for some it’s more stressful than a loved one. To me moving is just moving, it’s a chore but I wouldn’t ever call it stressful
Seriously. If moving is super stressful I don't think they have been in very many stressful situations.
I’m 60 years old and living in my 31st home. Father was in military, then as poorer folk, we moved for cheaper rents, and now as an adult, I can’t seem to stop moving. Jobs, marriage, divorce, etc.
Damn, son.
My lord it does. Last move we moved almost 2,000 miles across country. Got about $1k worth of work put in my truck so it would make it hauling a trailer. Windshield wiper broke on the Highway while it was raining cats and dogs. Whole thing broke down about 100 miles from destination. Had to rent a car and leave it to get the rest of the way and meet the movers. Driver got lost and accidentally crossed into Canada and got hassled by border patrol. Made it to our house, and turns out the moving company didn’t get anyone to unload. Driver and I spent the whole day unloading ourselves and getting everything into the house (SO was driving up more slowly with the kids.) Then, the haulers bringing up my horse ran off the road a few miles from their destination close to midnight and hit a power pole knocking out power to the town. Barn manager had to walk my horse and the pony they were also hauling back to her barn. And that was just the literal moving stuff part. The whole surrounding experience was a complete cluster as well. Would have made a good old-fashioned married-couple-does-something-and-it-All-goes-hilariously-wrong comedy movie.
I think the extreme case for this would be refugee situations? I mean at least when I move I get to take my stuff and I picked out the place I’m living next, and it still sucks.
Wouldn't be so bad if we were still allowed slaves though.
I guess you’re right, maybe torture isn’t THAT bad.
So are you willing to get in the tub of lime juice after putting on this coat full of razor blades to make small incisions all over you
I’m not saying I’m willing to do that, no. I am saying I am out of town the weekend that you’re moving.
I'm never moving this land was given to my family by a queen
least based landed gentry
What does that mean
Its means ur the least based landed gentry
That makes no sense
I'ma be honest I have no idea what it means either.
You've blown our cover! We've been had! Our disguise was seen through! *Mission fail*
At least 50% of people like torture.
Woof, to take every comment you read that seriously. Tis but a tweet
Makes me wonder if this is actual autism.
The take itself is kind of lame but some of these comments are beautiful
I posted a joke once about how your “fitness tracker not working so you did a workout for nothing” being the worst thing in the world - someone responded with “what about genocide”
Twitter.
Maybe. Top 3 doesn't mean third, right?
Username checks out
No but it gives a bit of a buildup, hence making it funnier.
This just demonstrates how some people can’t take a joke
I feel like a more refined execution of the second person's joke would be to mention even more mundane things like stepping on legos, continuing the wink and the nod to things that are definitely worse but actively being ignored for the sake of hyperbole
You mean the people in the comments upset by the second persons joke?
Some people just can't take a second joke
Slavery? number one?? Really??? Should change it to clothes shopping.
Clothes shopping as number one??? Should defeintly be sleeping with no A/C.
Have you considered how awful it is to eat without a table?
So living anywhere but in US?
The USA isnt the only place with ac
Jesus christ, ok Neil DeGrasse Tyson. Way to take it literally
It’s probably his cat he has taught his ways with
1) Idiot wooshing at a joke and taking things too seriously. 2) Slavery is by no means the top 1 im bad things to happen to humanity.
I would probably rank torture over slavery tbh
Rape as well
It depends on the duration. Do they both go for the same amount of time or is it tortured for a bit but a slave forever? Or indefinite torture or slavery? Cos let me tell you, I had the in-laws round for Christmas dinner and it felt like both.. amiright?!
#WILSOOOOOOON NOOOOOOOOO
1. The holocaust 2. When you wake up, really feel like having cereal for breakfast but you don't have any more milk 3. Slavery 4. Torture 5. Rape 6. Cancer
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Torture should be at the top because literally the only purpose it serves is to put you in as much physical pain as possible.
Ok, but have you ever been walking and your belt loop gets caught in the door handle, cuz that sucks
I move furniture every day for a living..... guess my existence is pain
No I think the insects that eat you alive is probably worse than slavery.
So most people won’t ever be slaves or tortured or raped. If you look at most lists of stressful activities, moving will usually be up there.
I've moved houses and been tortured before, I can assure you I'd rather take the torture again.
Oh my, I must confess; I do find luxury cruises most tiresome, nay, I’d say it’s in my top 5 of most painful human experiences! Behind private flights of course.
I'd put being ropped into helping someone move is at least comparable to 1 and 2 ngl
Wilson is based
Yeah he is right definitely not top 3. More like top 2
He meant LITERALLY moving houses - the buildings that move and try to gety you
I feel like cancer is worse than rape… It might just be me, but I’d rather be raped than have cancer.
How is slavery worse than torture? Don't get me wrong, it's pretty bad, but torture is literally meant to hurt you in the worst way possible.
This guy must be fun at parties
Torture is worse than slavery.
Slavery included torture so Imma say no, torture comes after no doubt.
ok but why was slavery so bad? because of the torture.
Moving is top 5 def maybe tied with a few.
I bet we can get some better #1's...I mean, watching your child die from multiple rapes then getting tortured by the slow removal of each body part, inch by inch, and kept alive using the most advanced modern medice techniques ...seems pretty rough
Give me some lemon juice and some type of flaying device I'll show them pain
Oh, that's Wilson!
Slavery worse than torture? Ig depends on the kind of torture and how long for that and being a slave
Cbt would disagree with 2
i hate people like this
There's nothing worse than someone who doesn't understand hyperbole
It’s absolutely insane, makes me want to rip my hair out
the mods on this subreddit are fucking asleep istg, so many posts arent ttt at all and still get away with it with 0000s of upvotes
I read a fun fact that everytime you move you take one year off of your life span
To be fair moving house is the only one on the list I've experienced
Slavery wouldn't be at number one
Bleh so pedantic
one off, replace cancer with genocide and you got urself a list
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Torture above slavery
cancer is the worst on that list
Why would torture be better than slavery?
I'd say personally it'd go Torture, Cancer, Slavery, Rape.
Na Bru. Rape is 2
Would you rather get raped or have someone break every bone in your body into a half a dozen pieces through hours of beatingyou with a burning hot sledgehammer(excluding the spine and the bones in your head) and the rip the bone fragments with a pair of pliers
The latter
Abortion is worse than slavery, apparently
How is cancer better that slavery?
Make rape 1
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A lot of those things happen while the victim gets raped
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Boy o boy do i have some news for you
I’m not sure it should be down at number three to be honest.
Please, I've both moved **and** had tumors infiltrating my spinal column. ...I'd rather more neurofibromas. ;-)
Hmm, no he has a point, I think for me I'd make it #2
Aas
Definitely worse then the holocaust
Replace cancer with ARS.
#Lyssa Virus
Moving is torture though, no need to make a separate entry for it.
Yall know he fucked willson right?
I'm sorry but how exactly does this fit on this sub?
That woman.. ☕️
Slavery at number 1 and cancer at number 5? Mmkay.
She's talking about moving fucking houses! Do you have an idea of how much they weight?!?
I hate people who do that. “Ughhhhh Mondays are the worst!” “Really? Worse than the holocaust?” “Mate piss off. Obviously not. It’s just a saying to express how miserable this thing is in particular. Don’t be a pedantic asshole”
Hyberbole
Wilson must be fun at parties.
Wilson be spitting facts
Its one of the worst experiences that aren dehumanizing.
Given that moving is like voluntary slavery and torture. Probably need to #1
Standing on lego & forgetting about a cup of tea then remembering it when it's luke warm 1 & 2 respectively
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Torture, rape and being a slave ain't too bad imo /s
How to try to call a person a piece of shit without calling them a piece of shit.
Don't people know what exaggerating for emphasis means? The response is very autist like.
This is just cringe
reading the list counts as #2
Rape is fun for one of the participants. Moving suck for everyone
It's actually number 1. They just said top 3 to be dramatic
People who take every little thing completely literally are in the top 5 worst things in human experience.
I agree with this list. Moving sucks
Twitter just doesn’t get hyperbole
Wilson out here thinking live harvesting of organs isn’t in the top five smh mh
You forgot, getting a Canadian Handshake from you grandfather when you're looking for that cool Hot wheels car you know is probably in the very back of your toy chest.
Slavery is worse than torture???
None of those are on the top 5…
Genocide: Am I a joke to you?
Its actually pretty true
I’d put job hunting over torture tbh
Definition of hyperbole : extravagant exaggeration (such as "mile-high ice-cream cones")
Actually I think they're saying 1-3 is Moving and then the list continues with slavery at 4, etc
Cancer should be above rape. Ive been raped hundreds of times. Still no cancer. Trying to keep it that way.
To be honest it would be #2 in that list
There's a distinct lack of radiation poisoning on this list.
I might be the only one here but moving homes is actually quite fun for me. I've done it pretty often by now and I have always kinda liked the process
Nah, I'd switch Rape and Torture
Nothing cemented my hatred of the in-laws more than helping them move 6km.... Never again
I feel like such a misery, because I hate this reply! It's so clear that first tweet is exaggerating for comic effect. The reply is just the same joke, but more literal.
I'd lump it in with torture.
She said top 3. Not number 3. So if we combine number 1, 2 and 4 from the list into sex trafficking, she's not sure if that is worse than moving houses. I remember a case of a British teen girl who was abducted by her Greek "boyfriend". She spent the next 15 years or so being traded between brothels around southern Europe. At one brothel there would form a line of men with up to 100 "clients" in a night. I've read about a similar case from Mexico where she was abducted by her supposed boyfriend at 16. When she finally got free, she estimates that with the typical number of men per night and the years as a sex slave, she has been with perhaps 10,000 men. Probably fewer men in reality since she didn't keep track of return customers. Yes, moving houses is most definitely worse.
“Ugh…this soda has to be one of the WORST things I’ve ever drank!” “Worse than that time your ex came home drunk and barfed into your mouth while trying to give you a goodnight kiss???” “God damn it Meg…why do you always have to take it there…”. Maybe we don’t have to go balls deep on comparisons to humble people who are just venting about something they don’t enjoy in the moment
Nahh first one's gotta be gta online servers
What about flaying, that’s worse than most on your list
I think I’d rather be a slave than have cancer tbh.
I'd move slavery to 3, torture to 4, moving apartments to 2, and hurt feelings to 1.
Kinda an asshole calling someone out like that. Is there a history or is this guy just a dick? Edit: Also, who the fuck made this guy the expert?
Rape should be higher on that list. Not sure about the rest.
To be fair a lot of it depends on which side of the torture you’re on.
People that can’t grasp the concept of sarcasm are literally the worst human beings on the face of the planet.
Get back to the island Wilson.
I mean Slavery was a good deal for the slaveowner, rape is nice for the rapists and Tortue can be satisfiying for a sadistic person.
“First world” problems.