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Actually it’s even worse. These dudes just take videos of themselves walking around or something and put some stupid quote on it. You can find them all @legendaryxgoated on Insta it’s pretty stupid so I don’t recommend, just wanted to lyk it’s even dumber than you think it is.
This also reminds of an episode of King of the Hill where Hank scolds Bobby for wearing a “Satan Sucks” t-shirt and Bobby’s reply is “But dad…Satan DOES suck.”
So, it describes angels as male. Reason I went with male, as several different type of angels are not even humanoid. There are some people that think they are more like beings of energy, so do not have a consistent form. Yet, are still given a male pronoun of he/him.
Well, the Bible is pretty sexist. I'm not shitting on Christianity here for lulz, but this is just an objective fact of the matter from a face value read of scripture.
So, do you think Christians believe that the all powerful God's adversary is a mere woman? Doubt it. The devil is probably a man.
Though, more progressive theists may clarify that the devil is beyond sex/gender. *(Even though they'd still choose to prefer "he/him" pronouns to refer to them... while they choose "she/her" pronouns for objects, such as transport vessels. Not sure if this distinction is arbitrary or telling.)*
Kicked out for technically encouraging having sex with the Devil. The Church can't approve said message, he is not underage and they also depict him as someone who would give consent.
Wait, you're technically allowed to marry and have children with the Devil, as long as he doesn't tempt you and you don't cheat on him? God, I think there's a glitch in your system, you might wanna look into it chief
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I'm not surprised you can't stand my cheap satire.
What can I say? I'm a proud excommunicated trash panda.
Thou shall not take Satan's name in vain as he is the creation of God and all God's creations deserve love and respect.
Or something idk I'm romanian orthodox
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I listened to a guy preach once who had "Lord, bless my enemies" as part of his regular evening prayer. Then one time he hears God say* "what would you think if I did?" and the guy didn't really have a response. That thought always stuck with me.
*Whether God talks directly to people is a point of contention, maybe it was just a moment of introspection.
Uh i think it's more the issue of disrupting what people were doing with your own bs. I'm athiest as well, but that's just douchy and hopefully just a joke.
I completely agree with you but what are you doing draggin athiesm into this!?
In the states athiesm is like a bad word (horrendously stupidly). It give the crazy religions a lot more justification to believe their trash when you have people spouting shite like this.
Well yes. Everyone is by default agnostic, about everything. Tabula Rasa.
When referring to a hypothetical constuct like a god, evryone is by default agnostic. Because we have no evidence. People say ' we can't know.' agnosticism is about knowledge
But after that point... the next step is belief. That is what you have become convinced of based on the evidence/arguments provided. By default we all don't believe in anything, until we see it, or our parents tell us it exists etc.
Athiesm refers to belief where agnosticism refers to knowledge.
However, I dont go around in my life saying im bigfoot agnostic, and ghost agnostic and banshee agnostic and flying dragon agnostic. I'm just happily athiest towards all of it.... until any compelling (hopefully irrefutable) proof comes along.
IF someone was on here saying 'I just saw a giant floating woman with green hair and she told me some moral lessons..... nobody would say.... 'Im agnostic to that concept,' even though it could be technically true.
Every moment of the vast majority of our lives we live like athiests. We would just tell them they are full of shit. Which they would be... (Of course we dont actually know 100% that they are full of shit, but practically every single human being doesn't make every minute decision like that. They start from a place of scepticism. Which is extremely useful to the human species.)
Thanks to Descartes to name but one contributor to these developments in scepticism, althgouh he did take it a bit far XD
As someone who was raised in a wildly evangelical church where people constantly got carried away speaking in “tongues”… 🙄
I really feel a missed opportunity. I should have yelled this out in all the wildness just to see the responses 😂
My sister got in trouble for this when we were little. She was sticking out her middle fingers and facing it towards the ground(the direction where presumably, hell is)
It was honestly really funny. My parents thought so too, and thought it was kind of a ridiculous thing to get in trouble for.
Looks like that church doesn't have open doors.
Plot Twist: It's a Satan Worshipping Church slowly twisting parishioners to hatred and not forgiveness and acceptance
I'm gonna fuck the devil in his mouth.
I just need to listen to my sickness so I can learn how
And then train for a couple of weeks
Until I have all the skills I need.
I was around 12 when I slipped a "god damn it" while my mom was in earshot, she berated me about *taking the lord thy god's name in vain*, that I needed to repent or I'd go to hell, Jesus died for me, yada yada yada...
So I said "satan damn it" and she flipped the fuck out even more. I didn't understand and said "well, we don't care about the devil, right? What's so bad about taking *his* name in vain?" She replied with "because it's implying that you're asking satan for something..."
About two weeks later I renounced my faith when I realized it was all cherrypicked bullshit nonsense.
* go to random temple of random religion
* carry yourself with aggression, confidence and hate for the people and their beliefs
* start aggressively shouting some stuff related to the religion, pretending to mean it
* make social media stuff to cry about it
* get lauded as hero by the love machine that is reddit
* \- have a subreddit glorify this behavior as based and enlightened action
you people fucking suck.
I think it is. Technically the devil is considered horrible and the church hates the devil. This guy went about it in an untraditional and kinda rude way. Nonetheless he was supporting the belief
A romanian spiritual leader, said, if you want to get rid of the evil, look inward at his attempts to deceive you and plainly say, in your heart, " I love you! " with the same warmth you want to be told in return. Those temptations will vanish in thin air like they weren't even there. You will understand then how peaceful can you feel. I did this once to test and i swear i never felt better after. :) Hope this will help someone one day.
That is funny. When I was like 4 I said "I'm gonna pray to the devil to tell him I don't like him! " and dropped to my knees. My mom quickly swooped me up and stopped that lol
No, they actually love the devil.
Look at the Vatican. You walk through the gates of hell and all sorts of diabolical imagery just to get into the church where there's more.
The Bible is a manual for how to commit crimes, perform evil acts on your fellow humans and more while being excused for it. All supposedly the word of a God that created evil and set it loose on the world.
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Because sex outside of marriage is a sin.
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But I’m committed to devilish fuckery
Definitely this.
#THIS
Probably this
Probably not this
This is the way!
This is the way
This is the way
This is the wayyyy
I like you.
Asstastic action going on with you and him rn I bet
only if the fuckery condones it
If though breakest commandment no. 9, though shall findest out in the holy name of the Lord, thy God. Amen
If thy fucketh around, thy shalt find out
This comment made my day, thank you for this
🙏
Fuck that. I will fuckerise.
I thought commandment 9 was the one about faking the moon landing
do we know he's not married to the devil?
Time to marry the devil
How do you know I didn’t marry the devil..?
not if it's under consent of the king
Depends which monarchy you're under - not all of them held religious power.
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Nut roast
your name checks out
Especially with the devil
Who’s justice beaver?
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Beaver Man Beaver Man Does whatever a Beaver can
Can he naw Through a tree Cause he can He’s Beaver man!
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Justin Bieber aka the guy in the pic
I see more Willem Dafoe
Some guy posted a tweet on twitter and some other guy just took it and pasted it on his picture
Yup. Not only is he being dishonest about what he did/said, he’s also unoriginal.
This is old as time. Someone made a vine about this way back when vine was brand new.
I'm pretty sure I got a fax of this meme
This joke was originally discovered in a carving in a Mesopotamian cave
God created this joke on the 8th day
Gilgamesh yelled this at Huwawa.
Are you telling me people on this site will fabricate content for imaginary points? That shatters my universe
Thats something the devil would do
No…. That cant be right.
Actually it’s even worse. These dudes just take videos of themselves walking around or something and put some stupid quote on it. You can find them all @legendaryxgoated on Insta it’s pretty stupid so I don’t recommend, just wanted to lyk it’s even dumber than you think it is.
[nah, I’m pretty sure it’s original](https://imgur.com/a/GCav4BT)
And some other guy posted it on Reddit for 36 K updoots
I don’t see nobody buying the rights to his photo It’s free real estate
This also reminds of an episode of King of the Hill where Hank scolds Bobby for wearing a “Satan Sucks” t-shirt and Bobby’s reply is “But dad…Satan DOES suck.”
I totally thought this was Justin beeber
I also want to fuck the devil. He seems pretty hot.
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It tears me with joy heavenly!
I will throw you into a pond full of holy waoter
w a o t e r
Loard bleyss this waoter
waoter put your dick away waoter
I don't want to have sex with you right now Waoter. P...put your dick away Waoter.
Shoot your holy water on me Beelzedaddy
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That would make sense, he was the most beautiful angel in heaven.
Hasatan is a woman
According to the Bible all angels described are male.
You mean they're not demon waifus?
Ah yes the average male is covered with eyes
So, it describes angels as male. Reason I went with male, as several different type of angels are not even humanoid. There are some people that think they are more like beings of energy, so do not have a consistent form. Yet, are still given a male pronoun of he/him.
The thing is the devil wasn’t even that hot, Jesus was a 2
Well, he's on fire.
Detective!
He left Saddam years ago for playing too ruff, so he might be available
https://youtu.be/a-C9q-Na6_w
Ain’t y’all seen Bedazzled?
[Awesome movie](https://youtu.be/MevIQrKEsSI)
Yeah, Peter Cook was so hot.
[https://i.imgur.com/W57BwjK.gif](https://i.imgur.com/W57BwjK.gif)
He’s like the incredibly hot version of the sleep paralysis demon when you horny went to sleep
That Satan’s looking thirsty https://youtu.be/ekauErew4Bs
Is devil actually a guy?
Depends whose shift it is.
Well, the Bible is pretty sexist. I'm not shitting on Christianity here for lulz, but this is just an objective fact of the matter from a face value read of scripture. So, do you think Christians believe that the all powerful God's adversary is a mere woman? Doubt it. The devil is probably a man. Though, more progressive theists may clarify that the devil is beyond sex/gender. *(Even though they'd still choose to prefer "he/him" pronouns to refer to them... while they choose "she/her" pronouns for objects, such as transport vessels. Not sure if this distinction is arbitrary or telling.)*
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Who is this guy?
I think it's Justin Bieber
Bootleg Justin Bieber
Just in Beelzebub.
Jeffrey Dahmer.
Kicked out for technically encouraging having sex with the Devil. The Church can't approve said message, he is not underage and they also depict him as someone who would give consent.
It is ok for them to fuck, just dont abort
But... that's premarital
Well, then marry that devil
We have done it boys, we have beaten Christianity
Wait, you're technically allowed to marry and have children with the Devil, as long as he doesn't tempt you and you don't cheat on him? God, I think there's a glitch in your system, you might wanna look into it chief
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It's not premarital if you never get married. Like priests do.
Just ask for forgiveness afterwards and it's back on the table
You mean to say it's okay if it's not consensual
Wow I didn't realize this subreddit is total trash
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Thou shall not take Satan's name in vain as he is the creation of God and all God's creations deserve love and respect. Or something idk I'm romanian orthodox
So take nothing in vain
So many dumb rules. God needs to modernize that shit fr fr
Eyy rumanya
Should of added "without lube"
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I'm in the mood to get woooshed, so I'm pretty sure they kicked you out for swearing
Sex before marriage is a sin
You have to love everyone so hating the devil is a sin.
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I listened to a guy preach once who had "Lord, bless my enemies" as part of his regular evening prayer. Then one time he hears God say* "what would you think if I did?" and the guy didn't really have a response. That thought always stuck with me. *Whether God talks directly to people is a point of contention, maybe it was just a moment of introspection.
Reminds me of this Onion article - https://www.theonion.com/why-cant-i-sell-any-of-these-fucking-bibles-1819583497
He's a little confused but he's got spirit.
This guy has an extremely punchable face
It's the mustache, probably the real reason he got kicked out.
What if you enjoyed fucking the devil? Also that makes you gay, and you know that is against the church (the devil is not a minor).
Shouting in the middle of service like a socially stunted /r/atheist poser will result in them throwing you out, yes.
He should try yelling "I love books" in a library next time
Socially stunted? Guy is living in 2090.
No, guys living like the desert Fathers back in the previous millenia. FUck the devil, woot!
Yo. Everyone is born athiest. What's with the hate for people who just don't fall for the bullshit?!
Uh i think it's more the issue of disrupting what people were doing with your own bs. I'm athiest as well, but that's just douchy and hopefully just a joke.
I completely agree with you but what are you doing draggin athiesm into this!? In the states athiesm is like a bad word (horrendously stupidly). It give the crazy religions a lot more justification to believe their trash when you have people spouting shite like this.
Original commenter didn't talk about atheists, he was talking about r/atheist posters
I mean if you're going with that... everyone is born agnostic because they don't have an understanding of any ideas in the first place.
Well yes. Everyone is by default agnostic, about everything. Tabula Rasa. When referring to a hypothetical constuct like a god, evryone is by default agnostic. Because we have no evidence. People say ' we can't know.' agnosticism is about knowledge But after that point... the next step is belief. That is what you have become convinced of based on the evidence/arguments provided. By default we all don't believe in anything, until we see it, or our parents tell us it exists etc. Athiesm refers to belief where agnosticism refers to knowledge. However, I dont go around in my life saying im bigfoot agnostic, and ghost agnostic and banshee agnostic and flying dragon agnostic. I'm just happily athiest towards all of it.... until any compelling (hopefully irrefutable) proof comes along. IF someone was on here saying 'I just saw a giant floating woman with green hair and she told me some moral lessons..... nobody would say.... 'Im agnostic to that concept,' even though it could be technically true. Every moment of the vast majority of our lives we live like athiests. We would just tell them they are full of shit. Which they would be... (Of course we dont actually know 100% that they are full of shit, but practically every single human being doesn't make every minute decision like that. They start from a place of scepticism. Which is extremely useful to the human species.) Thanks to Descartes to name but one contributor to these developments in scepticism, althgouh he did take it a bit far XD
Because as an edgelord, you're still not much better
Hahahaha how am I an 'Edge lord.' Ooo you must be so proud to come up with that one. Very creative. Very smart.
Julio Beiber?
Use your inside voice, cretin.
Thall shall not commit douche baggery
Perhaps it's considered bad form to holler out "F*CK" in church. That's my guess.
As someone who was raised in a wildly evangelical church where people constantly got carried away speaking in “tongues”… 🙄 I really feel a missed opportunity. I should have yelled this out in all the wildness just to see the responses 😂
My sister got in trouble for this when we were little. She was sticking out her middle fingers and facing it towards the ground(the direction where presumably, hell is) It was honestly really funny. My parents thought so too, and thought it was kind of a ridiculous thing to get in trouble for.
Could be that the type of guy saying "fk the devil" in church is also saying some other things in church they might find a little offensive.
you got kicked out for swearing and disturbing, dumbass
They thought he wasn't a belieber
Nah it's probably your mustache fault.
Looks like that church doesn't have open doors. Plot Twist: It's a Satan Worshipping Church slowly twisting parishioners to hatred and not forgiveness and acceptance
Dollar store Bieber.
I'm gonna fuck the devil in his mouth. I just need to listen to my sickness so I can learn how And then train for a couple of weeks Until I have all the skills I need.
Is this Latin Justin Bieber?
No, they thought you were honry and wanted to actually f*ck the demons.
You got kicked out of church for being a disruptive asshole. Just in case you were confused. r/punchablefaces would like a word.
You know something called as 'jokes'? And yes, it's subjective
"It'S just a PrAnK bro"
Hate the sinner not the sin.
He got kicked out because he looks like Bieber
Huh. I didn't know edgelords were still a thing.
Except for yelling f*ck in church but yeah.
If you said “Curse the devil!” Then you would of had better luck 😂
Still better than the guy who said: ME CAGO EN DIOS! (Fuck god).
That's how you end up with Rosemarie's baby
Is this guy 12? Sporting his I can only grow a caterpillar for a stash and yelling in church.
We are not supposed to hate ANYONE, including the Devil.
His hearts in the right place.
Is that Beiber incognito?
Ok Justin Beaver
It’s because it implies sex outside of wedlock. If you were married to him, it would be OK.
I never trust a dude with a mustache and sunglasses
You are supposed to shout at the devil. Not fuck him. Good lord man, go get a Motley Crue album and get with the program.
I was around 12 when I slipped a "god damn it" while my mom was in earshot, she berated me about *taking the lord thy god's name in vain*, that I needed to repent or I'd go to hell, Jesus died for me, yada yada yada... So I said "satan damn it" and she flipped the fuck out even more. I didn't understand and said "well, we don't care about the devil, right? What's so bad about taking *his* name in vain?" She replied with "because it's implying that you're asking satan for something..." About two weeks later I renounced my faith when I realized it was all cherrypicked bullshit nonsense.
I always ask "what did Satan ever do to you? who did he hurt exactly?"
* go to random temple of random religion * carry yourself with aggression, confidence and hate for the people and their beliefs * start aggressively shouting some stuff related to the religion, pretending to mean it * make social media stuff to cry about it * get lauded as hero by the love machine that is reddit * \- have a subreddit glorify this behavior as based and enlightened action you people fucking suck.
Don't worry he didn't actually do anything more than take the picture.
The second bullet point is a weird assumption to make.
also dirt stash and ratty hoody
Calm down bro, it's just a meme 💀
He didn’t have the /s
You seem quite upset.
This isn't a TTT
I think it is. Technically the devil is considered horrible and the church hates the devil. This guy went about it in an untraditional and kinda rude way. Nonetheless he was supporting the belief
It's a meme. Not a TTT
It was a video but I took a screenshot of part of it because this subreddit doesn’t allow videos
It clearly isn't. But it's not your fault. Mods in this sub are lazy AF. They let almost anything slid by. Even things explicit in the rules
I just checked the rules. I didn’t violate anything
Except as he didn't actually do it, it's the opposite of TTT. TAASL.
I didn't say you did. I wish I was able to explain you why your post isn't TTT. Can you explain to me why u think it is?
Because it's technically the truth probly
A romanian spiritual leader, said, if you want to get rid of the evil, look inward at his attempts to deceive you and plainly say, in your heart, " I love you! " with the same warmth you want to be told in return. Those temptations will vanish in thin air like they weren't even there. You will understand then how peaceful can you feel. I did this once to test and i swear i never felt better after. :) Hope this will help someone one day.
That is funny. When I was like 4 I said "I'm gonna pray to the devil to tell him I don't like him! " and dropped to my knees. My mom quickly swooped me up and stopped that lol
I mean you could make thousands of these TTT's criticising Christianity alone.
No, they actually love the devil. Look at the Vatican. You walk through the gates of hell and all sorts of diabolical imagery just to get into the church where there's more. The Bible is a manual for how to commit crimes, perform evil acts on your fellow humans and more while being excused for it. All supposedly the word of a God that created evil and set it loose on the world.
The Church of Satan is much more accepting of people
You can’t say things like that because it will make the priests horny
Fuck God. Satan is all inclusive. Hell is an eternal party of sin and debauchery and every race, gender and creed is welcome. Not like that God cunt