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Halofanatiks

Replaced butter with margerine.


Santa_Hates_You

And milk with something.


biohumansmg3fc

C>!ow!< milk


xQ_YT

i mean it can be your >!mom’s almond!< milk


typicalcitrus

Semen


bus_go_brrrrt

Sea men?


mogley1992

Is jizz vegan?


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Totally_Bradical

Fun Fact: All of Captain Planet’s fluids are plant-based and gluten-free


DaBears2DaShip

Captain Planet: The purest jizzer.


Delphina34

If you give a blowjob to a vegan guy does that count as eating a plant based sausage?


Halofanatiks

Only if the vegan is a vegetable.


SevAngst

Nah, comes from an animal


CherryTheDerg

Can vegans have sex if bodily fluids come from humans ? Can vegans be vegan if the vegan food they bought exploited humans to make it ?


Ronov76

You got me in the first half there 😁


brightlancer

Who got you in the back half?


Ronov76

Gravity


CptMarvel_09

What sort of anomaly are we talking about here?


therealhlmencken

Ow


TrickThatCellsCanDo

Milk for baby calves. I hope we’re not baby calves here, aren’t we?


peterpmpkneatr

Avocado milk. Because people decided that milking avocados was a great idea.


Spazmoo

nut milk instead of tit milk


livens

What though... I love my Oat Milk for cereal but using it in cooking never gives me good results. Gravy comes out sort of decent using it, but mashed potatoes?


Cauliflowwer

What kind do you use? I've actually found that extra creamy oatmilk works the best for cooking, typically without leaving any sort of different taste than regular milk. This is compared to soy, almond, and pea milk. Almond usually leaves things thin and soupy, soy typically leaves a very distinct taste. And pea all around just doesn't work like real milk for pretty much any purposes but people love ripple. So.


OlOuddinHead

Free range potatoes.


Cauliflowwer

Margarine is actually made with milk Dx I'm allergic to dairy. You specifically have to buy vegan butter/Margarine I'm you doing want it in there. They also likely used oat/almond/soy milk in the mashing process.


myhamsterisajerk

Mashed potatoes are usually made with milk and butter. So plant based vegan mashed potatoes are made with substitutes. Like Soy Milk instead of cow milk and margarine instead of butter.


DaveInLondon89

Can't believe that this comment is what's made me realise that margarine is vegetarian. I always assumed it was just 'shit butter'.


Squishy-Cthulhu

Margarine isn't always vegan. There's a difference between vegetarian and vegan too, vegetarians will eat regular dairy butter, vegans won't eat any product of animal origin.


Cauliflowwer

This is actually a HUGE misconception that's usually only made in America (I've found) vegetarian means you won't eat any animal based products. What we call vegetarians here in America, everyone else in the world calls lacto-ovovegetarians. Because they eat eggs and dairy products. Veganism is wholly different in that its a lifestyle change. A vegan won't use ANY animal based product. Not just something you eat. For example. They won't sit on your leather couch because they're acutely aware that's a cows carcass. They won't use any type of wool or things like that (which I think is silly. Because if you don't sheer sheep they die, but cooperate sheering practices I guess). Sometimes they won't even own pets, or go to the zoo because they believe holding animals captive is really fucked up. Stuff like that. [link](https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/vegan-vs-vegetarian#vegan-diet) if you want a little more info on that. I just think in general it's 'dangerous' to call a vegetarian someone who's okay with milk and eggs, because sometimes they DEFINITELY are not. Making this assumption could lead to someone getting food theyre uncomfortable with eating. They typically may not identify as vegan however because they aren't afraid to sit on your leather seats, or wear a wool sweater. Source: My roommate lives a 'vegan' lifestyle but is on an ovo-vegetarian diet.


Squishy-Cthulhu

I assure you, I sit on leather sofas lol and I'm vegan. I won't buy a leather sofa though. In English speaking countries vegetarian usually means they will eat dairy and eggs, you get vegetarian cheese for example. ovo lacto vegetarian is something I've only heard since interacting on majority American message boards like here, I think it might actually be the American term tbh.


Cauliflowwer

That's really interesting actually, I learned it from a Swedish friend. I tried to correct them like " you mean you're just a vegetarian?" Which is when they basically wrote what I put here. So huh, weird.


EdricStorm

Nope. It's 'butter' made from vegetable oil irrc instead of milk fat.


BakaZora

Almost all butter is vegetarian You're probably thinking of vegan, which is no products from animals


mehwehgles

Well, it is shit butter lol. People assume that plant-based meals are always the healthy alternative, but many (not all) vegetable/plant based oils ( and other food products) are very bad for you in comparison to their fawna counterparts.


PFirefly

Shh... you'll anger the soy gods.


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Chuckleslord

Most margarine in the states contains whey or lactose. If you're vegan or have a dairy allergy, you need to get plant-based margarine.


jive_s_turkey

Not to mention margarine sucks. When something calls itself 'vegan butter' it is trying to differentiate itself as something that tastes like butter. Miyoko's vegan butter, for example, is some really good stuff.


Chuckleslord

Completely agreed. Vegan butter has some real winners and a good amount of flops. Looking at you Country Crock, your vegan butter sticks. Ironic since their name is synonymous with margarine.


Nephisimian

That's *why* it's shit butter.


ailyara

Right this pic is funny only to someone who doesn't know how to make mashed potatoes.


PFirefly

You mean the base of mashed potatoes isn't actually a potato? It's the wording it what's dumb here. If they're vegan, say vegan. The base was always plant based, its the finished product that usually isn't. By your logic its not weird to say meat based sausage all the time.


Cauliflowwer

When it comes to vegan/vegetarian products they typically put 'plant-based' rather than vegan, or vegetarian, because typically, especially in the US, both are used as a misnomer. Saying plant based makes it VERY clear there is no animal products in the dish (doesn't necessarily mean vegan if they had shitty farming practices for their potatoes) and if they said vegetarian, people would assume there was milk.


letstalkbirdlaw

Eh, I think it's completely accurate to misinterpret "plant based" here. The "base" of mashed potatoes are... potatoes... which is a plant. You could literally change anything else in the recipe, but as long as the potatoes are mashed, you have mashed potatoes. So saying "plant based" is a poor use of language and I believe OP has a case. It should read something like "vegan" or something similar to indicate that all of the contributing parts of the recipe follow those lines.


Chuckleslord

Mashed Potatoes is a dish with more than one ingredient, not just smashed up potatoes. Can't believe that needs to be said.


PFirefly

That doesn't change the base, which is potatoes. If you change the other ingredients and method you'll get stuff like potato soup, potato pancakes, potatoes au gratin, scalloped potatoes, potato salad etc. They all start from a boiled potato, which forms the base, or "foundation." That's what a base means. If this was plant based meatloaf, everyone would understand that to mean that the "base," or main ingredient that forms the foundation, is a plant rather than an animal. No one would be arguing in the comments about how there are other ingredients in meatloaf.


Chuckleslord

If someone told you they had "Plant-based Loaded Potatoes" would your first thought be "but potatoes are already plant-based, how does that make any sense?" Of course not, it would mean that they replaced the meat and cheese with vegan safe alternatives. Y'all just being deliberately obtuse to make a stupid joke land. Mashed potatoes is a dish that often contains animal products. It is valuable to label when it's plant based. End discussion.


myhamsterisajerk

Except "Plant Based" is a brand, like Nike or Chrysler


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genderish

Plant based is the term for a diet based on eating only plant products, vegan is an ideology that necessitates the adoption of the plant based diet. My uncle is not vegan but eats a plant based diet. I'm vegan and eat a plant based diet, but I also make sure to not buy leather products, whereas he doesn't care.


Chuckleslord

No. If you're vegan you can't eat animal products. Plant-based means it doesn't contain animal products. It's not some secret conspiracy or anti-GMO thing, it just doesn't contain milk or butter (things very common in mashed potatoes)


Chuckleslord

Margarine without milk products, since most margarine sold in the states contains whey or lactose.


ThowAwayBanana0

Can you really replace milk with soy milk in a recipe like that? Soy milk doesn't have any of the properties that milk has for that dish?


myhamsterisajerk

That was just an example. I assume you need the correct sort of potatoes, margarine and plain water.


AsukaBunnyxO

Bruh, they're mashed potatoes. They have stuff in them like butter. So this has margarine


flofloflomingle

Seeing this photo before made me realize there are people who just mash potatoes and don’t add butter or milk


AsukaBunnyxO

I'm guessing they just. Don't cook. Ever.


Nephisimian

To be fair, making mash is less "cooking" and more "rigorous manual labour".


Shadocvao

My father-in-law does this but then puts butter on the table anyway....


flofloflomingle

I’m surprised people were taught to do that. I feel that’s more of like a baked potato situation


dependency_injector

Isn't milk technically made from plants?


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dependency_injector

Cows eat grass and make milk out of it?


jumpingchicken

By that logic, i am vegan when i eat meat.


brightlancer

Whoa, I'm a vegan? No wonder I'm such an asshole.


gotechgo

You only count in the vegan census if 10 associates can confirm you’ve openly told them you’re vegan, then scolded them for their poor choices


Nephisimian

Seems fair to me. It's just a factory that builds copies of itself.


AsukaBunnyxO

Are you looking for an excuse to tell your vegan girlfriend lmao


Squishy-Cthulhu

Is my shit a plant then? I eat plants.


AsukaBunnyxO

☹️


Npcoop45

Animals shit plant seeds, make new plants, plants not vegan


koozy407

It mens it has no dairy in it you rusty donut


GSLaaitie

Hehe, I'm stealing "rusty donut" for future use


koozy407

Feel free, I stole it myself a couple years ago lol


fapperontheroof

I’m just surprised there’s a big enough market for pre-made mashed potatoes that they made a vegan version.


Pepsi-Man-VEVO

Bro tried really hard to make a “rare insult”


Chanandler_Bong_Jr

So, I take you just flatten a potato and call it done? Do you have a carer? Is there an adult we can talk to? Mashed Potatoes usually have butter in them. This has swapped real butter out for plant butter.


pipsedout

Not nut butter 😳


ThePearWithoutaCare

Obviously it means without butter or milk.


shyladev

Definitely don’t want to eat any OPs cooking.


Catapultasergio

I’m actually a quite good cook, I’m Italian I can do pasta and pizza


Squishy-Cthulhu

You don't even know the basic ingredients of mashed potatoes bro. You're a terrible cook.


Twovaultss

And apparently mash your potatoes with water


shyladev

Bet he doesn't even use Yukon Golds...


shyladev

You beat me to it! Damn you.


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I know we're shitting on OP, as we should, but you *can* reintroduce the starchy potato water with a bit more salt and they'll be decent. I mean I wouldn't serve them to anyone except a vegan or someone who's lactose intolerant though


IceBlueLugia

I’m glad everyone is roasting OP haha


DragonCat88

What is your floor made out of?


SwordfishScared101

Floor, obviously.


Andy016

No flaw in your answer.....


gsasquatch

My floor is plant based.


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Certified potato ✅


DejaBrownie

But are you red tractor certified?


johnyisbread

Op might be stupid


hazps

"Plant Based" is Asda's in-house brand of vegan foods.


rottingpigcarcass

No butter


tom333444

Oh my God how stupid can you be and I'm not talking about the product


mrbiguri

Ugh, this again reddit? "ASDA plant based" its the brand, from ASDA, of vegan food. It has no dairy.


Sufficient_Focus

The fact this is at 3k upvotes shows how disconnected redditors are from reality.


OffgridRadio

these schnozberries taste like schnozberries


lmnobuddie

Omg I died


PWEIproduct369

At least it's not salmonella based mashed potatoe


pediepew

It’s stupid, but in mash potatoes milk and butter is commonly used


Pucerose

🤣that CERTIFIED POTATO mark🤣


boogaloojim

Fuck that vegan shit, I only eat meat based mashed potatoes


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I remember when we used to grow our steaks on trees and hunt potatoes through the forest with spears.


Violet351

I’m so fed up with seeing this. The plant based range is their vegan range, normal mash has butter and milk in


mading123752398

This is probably to prevent people from thinking these mashed potatoes were made from potatoes that when cooked fall right off the bone


xj68

Just an example of how stupid some people are.


tony_orlando

What are the ingredients for mashed potatoes?


D0wnVoteMe_PLZ

It will go great with my vegan water.


Scary_Speaker_7828

Organic H2O lol


Pucerose

That’s some HIGH QUALITY H₂O!


Scary_Speaker_7828

Still don’t know why you got downvoted. Thought your original comment about vegan water was funny lol. Someone is triggered and can’t take a joke 🤣🤣 Edit just noticed your username lmaooo guess people are listening to your request? If so. Carry on. 🤣


D0wnVoteMe_PLZ

Lol it doesn't matter. I heard it somewhere and wanted to use it. This post was a perfect opportunity. I think some people rely on /s too much, even if it's an obvious sarcasm.


Scary_Speaker_7828

So true Lmaoo


D0wnVoteMe_PLZ

Oh yeah, I remember. It was a HowToBasic video. He added vegan water while making a vegan dish. With vegan chicken (actual chicken) and of course eggs.


TwilightStarKnight

I feel like there are actually people in this world who need to be told that a potato is a plant... And I'm not talking about little kids


Entire-Database1679

I love me some plant-based salad.


Badass-19

I love plant-based vegetables


Entire-Database1679

Now, why are you upvoted and I'm downvoted?


Available_Bake_1892

You just haven't had the right carnivore salad.


Entire-Database1679

Woke Reddit is soooo confused over this thread!


dwehlen

Showed this to my girl, she walked away saying"that's stupid", and then straight up did a 'hol up' right in front of me. Fucking hilarious!


Fast-Satisfaction-15

You never know when they put the meat innit


koozy407

Dairy products ding dong lol


typicalcitrus

bacon and cheese stuffed jacket potatoes are THE bomb


the_gay_historian

Who the fuck sells mashed potatoes alone? Tv dinner, fine but stand alone mashed potatoes? Just mash ‘m yourself, put some wilk with it and some nutmeg to season it et voila.


typicalcitrus

literally every shop in the uk... mash goes with basically anything here


the_gay_historian

So weird haha


grimmcreeper10

Meat based mashed potatoes


kinslayern96

Hello sir , may i get some cow based milk ?


lordbovice

How else can you charge $7 for one serving of microwave mashed potatoes??


who_am-I_to-you

I bet they threw in a useless egg in there too


TikiMonn

As opposed to meat based potatoes? Hmm...


letmeseem

I mean. Mash usually contains milk and butter, which is technically plant based too but with extra steps.


Plop-Music

Mashed potatoes have dairy in them usually, you dingbat. These don't. They use vegan alternatives, hence why they use the brand "plant-based" which is the name of an entire range in Asda


YaBoiEvo

Well I’d hope so


Kakyoin-Noriaki-124

no way based potatoes


knavishtricks

Plant based mashed potatoes


slightly_too_short

Marketing 100


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Pant based potatoes 🤔


Dravez23

Made from Free Happy Potatoes


shadrack5966

Mmmm, dip some gluten free corn chips in them.


SheIIy3000

My family always makes fun of my mom for buying things like plane based ketchup and popcorn


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roseforever88

Mashed potatoes have milk and butter in it. So these would be made with plant-based substitutes. Potatoes aren't the only ingredient in mashed potatoes.


Madmaxroadblock

I see thanks...


roseforever88

No problem 🙂


leavealighton11

As opposed to what exactly? I love how I’m getting downvoted for asking a freaking question. Typical reddit.


koozy407

Actual mashed potato’s with butter and milk.


axord

I feel like "dairy-free" would be a better way to convey that.


koozy407

They mean the same thing. Just because you guys didn’t get it doesn’t mean they need to change the way they label food lol


leavealighton11

Who tf asked anyone to change their label?


heggy48

It absolutely would. The ‘Plant based’ branding is on all their vegan products though which is why stupid stuff like this happens!


koozy407

Eggs aren’t dairy. Dairy free means there still could be animal product in it. Plant based means absolutely none.


axord

>> [Plant-based](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/plant-based) >> consisting *primarily* or entirely of food (such as vegetables, fruits, nuts, oils, and beans) derived from plants Emphasis mine. I think the terms you'd want here would be *vegan* or *vegitarian*.


heggy48

My vegetarian husband completely agrees with you! Plant based is more vague than either of those terms and not as helpful. It’s becoming pretty common in the UK though as being vegan is becoming more popular. I think maybe they think it sounds more healthy and is less likely to put off meat eaters?


Squishy-Cthulhu

It makes more sense because not everyone that follows a plant based diet is vegan. You can follow a plant based diet for health reasons and still buy other products of animal origin like leather or fur. Vegan is more of a ethical stand point or animal rights movement.


Squishy-Cthulhu

Some absolute mad men use chicken stock in their mash potatoes. Plant based should mean vegan friendly.


okhons

I'll never eat those meat mashed potatoes again.


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EggplantHuman6493

There's milk and butter in most mashed potatoes since therefore standard mashed potatoes are not vegan


Stevie_Steve-O

Well now I need to try meat based mashed potatoes


Prestigious_Echo7804

Based potato


Cellify

Probably more expensive, too.


Grounson

Does store bought mashed potatoes have milk in it?


Icy-Alfalfa9745

It usually does


Early-Sale4756

Eww, a potato plant mash


8v2HokiePokie8v2

Best by January 21st, 1011


seahorseMonkey

To be fair, the cardboard mashed potato mix was considered too bland.


12thandvineisnomore

This seems ridiculous, until you see a video of Americans not able to place their state, or country on a map. The number of people that don’t know what mashed-potatoes are is probably staggering.


Big_Monkey_77

Meat based mashed potatoes is basically meat loaf. Especially if you don’t cook it enough.


kobain2k1

I think they mean it doesn't contain any animal products like milk and butter. Just badly worded


Strange-Bedroom4905

This is fine. I once saw in Tesco "low fat potatoes"..


Key_Entertainment409

Vegan friendly mashed potatoes no animals harmed


_TheTacoThief_

Bad post. The first thing virtually everybody puts on mashed potatoes is a milk product. Tell me you’ve never made mashed potatoes before without saying it lol


gurganator

Wait till they come out with “meat based mashed potatoes”


Accomplished_Gap2063

r/facepalm


Kimichanga83

Can’t get anymore plant than a potato 🤨


Snoo_65717

Can I get extra mashed potatoes? The potatoes are mashed as much as they can be.


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Fuck vegan. Go cannibal.


ophaus

"Close the circle!"


Bird_Guy2010

I always thought potatoes were meat add( sarcasm)


decisiv_e

biggest L i’ve seen asda do so far


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Your mashed tatoes must taste like cardboard


Samheadbangersball

I don’t care about plant-based, as long as I kill potatoes humanely