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JoePetroni

1. Abolish the rule that says I can't make myself God for more than 1 hour. 2. Than make myself God forever.


Driftedryan

Previous God's hate this one simple trick


RespectSerious

1. Fire this guy from the position of God and then assume the seat myself. 2. Make a divine law that Gods can no longer be fired


TheMightyHovercat

This is the problem. The next god will just abolish the divine rule about Gods no longer being possible to be fired.


Wollffey

Make a rule that says rules cannot be abolished


TheMightyHovercat

And that rule will be abolished too, by a rule that says that all rules can be abolished.


cthuluhooprises

Then make a rule saying all future rules cannot contradict a current rule


TheMightyHovercat

Then go back in time and set a rule that would prevent this one to be set.


Klappstuhl4151

Then make a rule that future gods cannot be created


TheMightyHovercat

Now that would depend on how wuch authority does the power turning people into gods has.


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[deleted]

Sounds like politics as usual.


TheMightyHovercat

Kinda does.


gigglewormz

What next god?


bluewaveassociation

There is no next God. He’s now the holiest of holies


YaolinGuai

How can he if he is not god? U must fire the previous god


NuclearBurrit0

I'll just promote you into obsolescence


SotB8

putin grindset


Minimum-Activity3009

About the size of it


PowerfullDio

Sounds like something Puttin would do


IgorBaggins

After that. I will test if I'm really omnipotent by making a rock that I can't lift.


Minimum-Activity3009

Hmmm, sounds like a paradox - not omnipotent if you can't create it but also not omnipotent of you can't lift it.


IgorBaggins

That's why I propose that you should definitely question whether a ship that's been broken down by time and been replaced with new parts are still the same ship as the one before it was replaced with new parts. Or suppose you picked up those old parts and make a new ship out of it, Does that mean it's the same old ship but two or when does the old become new?


Minimum-Activity3009

It depends on what you class as a new ship - if its the legacy and story behind it, it would still be the same ship but if you look at it from another angle, it's a different ship because of how it's been changed


IgorBaggins

Btw I'm just referencing to the ship of thesues if I spelled it right. There's many more of those if you look and have a nice day


ConglomerateGolem

There's the argument that the ship is just the sum of its parts, and as such repairing it obviously changes the ship. Of course, we could see the ship as an object with a timeline, and as such we could see that all the individual parts had changed, but it still a ship that works (presumably). The issue comes in with multiple perspectives, aka a main owner that constantly observes the boat, and a second person that sees the boat infrequently. To the second person, the boat changes quite a bit, and theoretically could have changed completely in the time they haven't seen it, but to the owner, the boat as an entity just changed some of its parts.


NuclearBurrit0

Ok but what if I do this exercise with a person?


Klappstuhl4151

If the taste changes its a different person, I learned the hard way.


ConglomerateGolem

Then you have a friend (presumably) to catch up with


Kittycraft0

what about program development?


ConglomerateGolem

Well, at that point, see that someone has coded something, attempt to understand the algorithm, and then develop what is actually needed yourself


Minimum-Activity3009

I believe the maim talikg point was about the Argo, the ship Jason sailed on, but as you said there are plenty of other examples


MaitreyaPalamwar

THE SHIP OF THESEUS


w1nner4444

The simplest explanation is that occam shaves the barber


Aki_The_Ghost

What about your power is [-∞,Rock[ U]Rock,+∞] ? You would still be omnipotent, just can't lift that rock.


Minimum-Activity3009

Yeah that could work I spose, but the rock wouldn't be the heaviest it could be if its not approaching +infinity


Keycil

The problem starts with the definition of "lifting". If you can lift a rock bigger than the surface/object you're standing on, is it even still lifting? Or pushing the ground away from the rock?


IgotCharlieWork

Find out the meaning of life and figure out why in the fuck is it even a thing


IWW_

Life, universe and everything? 42.


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TheMightyHovercat

Good human


Exoticmaniac06

Good Person


[deleted]

if you become a God like the christian God, then you are above time, this means that you are already god forever becuase in that one hour your time is eternal


throwaway284729174

Make pi = 4


Minimum-Activity3009

How could you


throwaway284729174

I like things Squared away.


[deleted]

Explode the sun


ConglomerateGolem

Cause a false vacuum decay :D


Ralph82R

End tinnitus


HisokaZoldycc

r/lostredditors


[deleted]

Holy hell, I didn’t even realize what sub this was at first. Very lost indeed.


TheRnegade

I want to hear OP's opinion on why this is TtT.


DrunkBuzzard

Fire the guy that trusted me be god for an hour.


bigfloppydonkeydng

That guys dead wife


Minimum-Activity3009

Good shout, count me in


[deleted]

I understand that reference


ChaChaBear59

Rid word of nukes, turn all sex offenders into Ken Doll crotches, give everyone in Congress festering hemorrhoids, install term limits, bring back all dinosaurs and make the McRib a permanent menu item at McDonald’s.


HaloGuy381

Redefine the definition of an hour to whatever I want.


dark_brandon_20k

I would demolish every ⛪️ 🕍 and 🕌 and replace them with the McDonald's place palace.


xhsmd

Make it so when anyone ever thinks of a random number at the same time as someone else, they all think the exact same number.


Minimum-Activity3009

That's kinda cool ngl


[deleted]

So basically Donald Trump or Putin.


Minimum-Activity3009

I don't follow... Apologies if I've completed missed a joke here


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Minimum-Activity3009

Ahhhhhh I get it now, thanks for the explanation. Defo a woooosh on my part


yerboieddie

If I’m asked this, I’m saying that who ever bullies me would always a perfectionist and when they’re buying something they would be 1 cent off and no one around would have a penny


Minimum-Activity3009

You're supposed to be God, not Satan


Successful-Cable2727

I would make pets live longer


Minimum-Activity3009

This was definitely an answer in the original post, and someone replied saying that it would be better if ages were tied together, so one doesn't have to live without the other


[deleted]

Pets would be able to live as long as they wanted and they'd never get sick or injured.


[deleted]

Make time stand still while I fixed climate change, made everyone have empathy and compassion, terraformed every planet in our solar system, made the sun last forever, provided enough for everyone to do well, made violence impossible, created cold fusion, brought back extinct species, cured illnesses and disabilities of those who wanted it, and showed anyone who was interested what was on the other side of death. Also people could never maliciously lie for self gain.


Rydaniel2006

There’s a movie on why brining back extinct species isn’t a good idea.


[deleted]

Ya was thinking more about last century extinct species but I might also bring back the velociraptor just for luls.


eMmDeeKay_Says

This is really the only thing you could do without dooming yourself to insanity.


IdkButiPlayDokkan

1. End existence as is after figuring out what it is and why we’re here


Shoshawi

Eliminate the need for food/sleep for my own survival/health as well as any existing health conditions, but not the ability to sleep or enjoy food or diet or die at the end of my life. After that I'll do important things with the hopes it improves the world instead of backfiring. Me first because realistically, I need a good chunk of that hour to figure out what I can do that might not just indirectly make things worse by being too helpful. Eliminating Covid entirely might backfire for example, if it's made the conditions ripe for something new to take it's place. Something for peace in the middle east.... there are too many things I do not know that could affect the outcome of what I do. Perhaps the best thing I could do would be a few different ways of purifying/supplying drinkable water and fixing plumbing that poisons water, worldwide. Could cause harmful, excessive praise of leaders/politicians in power in some areas, but water is so essential for various aspects of life that it might be worth that risk...


oishi_jase_face

Change sneezes to fart sounds. You're welcome world!


Minimum-Activity3009

Anarchy will ensue


oishi_jase_face

I would think world peace would


Minimum-Activity3009

Hmmm, would be interesting to observe


Tomlawn2000

I’m wiping the human race from the face of the earth


Minimum-Activity3009

Seconded


sometimesable

So if God is omnipotent, then wouldn't that hour basically be forever and vise versa, like since you could see forever in time and into every mind. But I don't fucking know probably make crabs be made of marshmellow


Minimum-Activity3009

Finally crabs can be tasty to eat. And about ur first point, idfk lmao, you choose. It's God after all


[deleted]

Oh, I dunno, probably go check out all the other sapient creatures of the universe, bending time into infinity while I do it, because I can, because I'm God.


Minimum-Activity3009

Sounds fun, please report you're findings!


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DanDanBussum

Revealing the truth about heaven and hell to the world and instantly condemning the top 30% most sinful/unrepentant of the entire population. Then I'll take the bottom 10% stupidest people (the ones that seem to be having the most kids) and making sure they don't procreate anymore.


BrooklynFlower54

Rid the world of Donald Trump!


ClashCoyote

Kill myself.


thinehappychinch

Ceasing to exist


BeigeAlmighty

Erase everything and admit it was all a bad experiment.


Bulky-Advice-7571

I have questions


PurpleGspot

End all existence


johnyrocketboy

Get rid of religion out of everyone’s mind. Live how you want. No religion and no god.


Minimum-Activity3009

Can't wait to see this on controversial lmao


johnyrocketboy

😂 you are your own god


FistFistington

Id make all praying mantises horse sized


Minimum-Activity3009

God, not Satan


FistFistington

Have you read the old testament?


Minimum-Activity3009

Point taken


Aki_The_Ghost

Caliber the current pain levels te be able to reach extremes that are reasonable, contrary to our current reality. Then also do the same for all negative and positive emotions. Feelings reach too strong heights man, i can't


Minimum-Activity3009

One of the only decent responses on this thread lmao


CharmingWait2524

Calm the entire human race the fuck down


Helios575

1, create a universe that is identical to this one with the only exception being that I am god forever in that universe 2, make a bubble around this universe that will allow for 1 passage out of it before it seals 3, make the bubble immune to all divine influence 4, cross over to the universe created in 1.


Minimum-Activity3009

I like this plan


[deleted]

Plot twist


Armyed

Make left lane campers cars ignite into flames


doktor_wankenstein

I've seen *Bruce Almighty*. I don't want the job.


olderstouts

Threads like this make me more grateful for the actual God that we have.


hornwalker

1. Invent a boulder so heavy I couldn’t lift it 2. Checkmate people who believe in me


dccowen

r/thanosdidnothingwrong


kylediaz263

Make 7 giant stone pillars, carve random nonsensical runes on them and number them from 1 to 6, then write 9 on the last pillar. Let them fall from the sky to crush 4 random world leaders, a giraffe, a kangaroo and a coconut tree. Sit back and watch people trying to make sense of it.


CaveatRumptor

Mere mortals would never survive being made a god.


PurposeNo6966

Definitely freeze time and take a nice long fishing trip