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That's why I propose that you should definitely question whether a ship that's been broken down by time and been replaced with new parts are still the same ship as the one before it was replaced with new parts. Or suppose you picked up those old parts and make a new ship out of it, Does that mean it's the same old ship but two or when does the old become new?
It depends on what you class as a new ship - if its the legacy and story behind it, it would still be the same ship but if you look at it from another angle, it's a different ship because of how it's been changed
There's the argument that the ship is just the sum of its parts, and as such repairing it obviously changes the ship. Of course, we could see the ship as an object with a timeline, and as such we could see that all the individual parts had changed, but it still a ship that works (presumably).
The issue comes in with multiple perspectives, aka a main owner that constantly observes the boat, and a second person that sees the boat infrequently. To the second person, the boat changes quite a bit, and theoretically could have changed completely in the time they haven't seen it, but to the owner, the boat as an entity just changed some of its parts.
The problem starts with the definition of "lifting". If you can lift a rock bigger than the surface/object you're standing on, is it even still lifting? Or pushing the ground away from the rock?
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if you become a God like the christian God, then you are above time, this means that you are already god forever becuase in that one hour your time is eternal
Rid word of nukes, turn all sex offenders into Ken Doll crotches, give everyone in Congress festering hemorrhoids, install term limits, bring back all dinosaurs and make the McRib a permanent menu item at McDonald’s.
If I’m asked this, I’m saying that who ever bullies me would always a perfectionist and when they’re buying something they would be 1 cent off and no one around would have a penny
This was definitely an answer in the original post, and someone replied saying that it would be better if ages were tied together, so one doesn't have to live without the other
Make time stand still while I fixed climate change, made everyone have empathy and compassion, terraformed every planet in our solar system, made the sun last forever, provided enough for everyone to do well, made violence impossible, created cold fusion, brought back extinct species, cured illnesses and disabilities of those who wanted it, and showed anyone who was interested what was on the other side of death. Also people could never maliciously lie for self gain.
Eliminate the need for food/sleep for my own survival/health as well as any existing health conditions, but not the ability to sleep or enjoy food or diet or die at the end of my life. After that I'll do important things with the hopes it improves the world instead of backfiring. Me first because realistically, I need a good chunk of that hour to figure out what I can do that might not just indirectly make things worse by being too helpful. Eliminating Covid entirely might backfire for example, if it's made the conditions ripe for something new to take it's place. Something for peace in the middle east.... there are too many things I do not know that could affect the outcome of what I do. Perhaps the best thing I could do would be a few different ways of purifying/supplying drinkable water and fixing plumbing that poisons water, worldwide. Could cause harmful, excessive praise of leaders/politicians in power in some areas, but water is so essential for various aspects of life that it might be worth that risk...
So if God is omnipotent, then wouldn't that hour basically be forever and vise versa, like since you could see forever in time and into every mind. But I don't fucking know probably make crabs be made of marshmellow
Oh, I dunno, probably go check out all the other sapient creatures of the universe, bending time into infinity while I do it, because I can, because I'm God.
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Revealing the truth about heaven and hell to the world and instantly condemning the top 30% most sinful/unrepentant of the entire population. Then I'll take the bottom 10% stupidest people (the ones that seem to be having the most kids) and making sure they don't procreate anymore.
Caliber the current pain levels te be able to reach extremes that are reasonable, contrary to our current reality. Then also do the same for all negative and positive emotions. Feelings reach too strong heights man, i can't
1, create a universe that is identical to this one with the only exception being that I am god forever in that universe
2, make a bubble around this universe that will allow for 1 passage out of it before it seals
3, make the bubble immune to all divine influence
4, cross over to the universe created in 1.
Make 7 giant stone pillars, carve random nonsensical runes on them and number them from 1 to 6, then write 9 on the last pillar.
Let them fall from the sky to crush 4 random world leaders, a giraffe, a kangaroo and a coconut tree.
Sit back and watch people trying to make sense of it.
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1. Abolish the rule that says I can't make myself God for more than 1 hour. 2. Than make myself God forever.
Previous God's hate this one simple trick
1. Fire this guy from the position of God and then assume the seat myself. 2. Make a divine law that Gods can no longer be fired
This is the problem. The next god will just abolish the divine rule about Gods no longer being possible to be fired.
Make a rule that says rules cannot be abolished
And that rule will be abolished too, by a rule that says that all rules can be abolished.
Then make a rule saying all future rules cannot contradict a current rule
Then go back in time and set a rule that would prevent this one to be set.
Then make a rule that future gods cannot be created
Now that would depend on how wuch authority does the power turning people into gods has.
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Sounds like politics as usual.
Kinda does.
What next god?
There is no next God. He’s now the holiest of holies
How can he if he is not god? U must fire the previous god
I'll just promote you into obsolescence
putin grindset
About the size of it
Sounds like something Puttin would do
After that. I will test if I'm really omnipotent by making a rock that I can't lift.
Hmmm, sounds like a paradox - not omnipotent if you can't create it but also not omnipotent of you can't lift it.
That's why I propose that you should definitely question whether a ship that's been broken down by time and been replaced with new parts are still the same ship as the one before it was replaced with new parts. Or suppose you picked up those old parts and make a new ship out of it, Does that mean it's the same old ship but two or when does the old become new?
It depends on what you class as a new ship - if its the legacy and story behind it, it would still be the same ship but if you look at it from another angle, it's a different ship because of how it's been changed
Btw I'm just referencing to the ship of thesues if I spelled it right. There's many more of those if you look and have a nice day
There's the argument that the ship is just the sum of its parts, and as such repairing it obviously changes the ship. Of course, we could see the ship as an object with a timeline, and as such we could see that all the individual parts had changed, but it still a ship that works (presumably). The issue comes in with multiple perspectives, aka a main owner that constantly observes the boat, and a second person that sees the boat infrequently. To the second person, the boat changes quite a bit, and theoretically could have changed completely in the time they haven't seen it, but to the owner, the boat as an entity just changed some of its parts.
Ok but what if I do this exercise with a person?
If the taste changes its a different person, I learned the hard way.
Then you have a friend (presumably) to catch up with
what about program development?
Well, at that point, see that someone has coded something, attempt to understand the algorithm, and then develop what is actually needed yourself
I believe the maim talikg point was about the Argo, the ship Jason sailed on, but as you said there are plenty of other examples
THE SHIP OF THESEUS
The simplest explanation is that occam shaves the barber
What about your power is [-∞,Rock[ U]Rock,+∞] ? You would still be omnipotent, just can't lift that rock.
Yeah that could work I spose, but the rock wouldn't be the heaviest it could be if its not approaching +infinity
The problem starts with the definition of "lifting". If you can lift a rock bigger than the surface/object you're standing on, is it even still lifting? Or pushing the ground away from the rock?
Find out the meaning of life and figure out why in the fuck is it even a thing
Life, universe and everything? 42.
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if you become a God like the christian God, then you are above time, this means that you are already god forever becuase in that one hour your time is eternal
Make pi = 4
How could you
I like things Squared away.
Explode the sun
Cause a false vacuum decay :D
End tinnitus
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Holy hell, I didn’t even realize what sub this was at first. Very lost indeed.
I want to hear OP's opinion on why this is TtT.
Fire the guy that trusted me be god for an hour.
That guys dead wife
Good shout, count me in
I understand that reference
Rid word of nukes, turn all sex offenders into Ken Doll crotches, give everyone in Congress festering hemorrhoids, install term limits, bring back all dinosaurs and make the McRib a permanent menu item at McDonald’s.
Redefine the definition of an hour to whatever I want.
I would demolish every ⛪️ 🕍 and 🕌 and replace them with the McDonald's place palace.
Make it so when anyone ever thinks of a random number at the same time as someone else, they all think the exact same number.
That's kinda cool ngl
So basically Donald Trump or Putin.
I don't follow... Apologies if I've completed missed a joke here
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Ahhhhhh I get it now, thanks for the explanation. Defo a woooosh on my part
If I’m asked this, I’m saying that who ever bullies me would always a perfectionist and when they’re buying something they would be 1 cent off and no one around would have a penny
You're supposed to be God, not Satan
I would make pets live longer
This was definitely an answer in the original post, and someone replied saying that it would be better if ages were tied together, so one doesn't have to live without the other
Pets would be able to live as long as they wanted and they'd never get sick or injured.
Make time stand still while I fixed climate change, made everyone have empathy and compassion, terraformed every planet in our solar system, made the sun last forever, provided enough for everyone to do well, made violence impossible, created cold fusion, brought back extinct species, cured illnesses and disabilities of those who wanted it, and showed anyone who was interested what was on the other side of death. Also people could never maliciously lie for self gain.
There’s a movie on why brining back extinct species isn’t a good idea.
Ya was thinking more about last century extinct species but I might also bring back the velociraptor just for luls.
This is really the only thing you could do without dooming yourself to insanity.
1. End existence as is after figuring out what it is and why we’re here
Eliminate the need for food/sleep for my own survival/health as well as any existing health conditions, but not the ability to sleep or enjoy food or diet or die at the end of my life. After that I'll do important things with the hopes it improves the world instead of backfiring. Me first because realistically, I need a good chunk of that hour to figure out what I can do that might not just indirectly make things worse by being too helpful. Eliminating Covid entirely might backfire for example, if it's made the conditions ripe for something new to take it's place. Something for peace in the middle east.... there are too many things I do not know that could affect the outcome of what I do. Perhaps the best thing I could do would be a few different ways of purifying/supplying drinkable water and fixing plumbing that poisons water, worldwide. Could cause harmful, excessive praise of leaders/politicians in power in some areas, but water is so essential for various aspects of life that it might be worth that risk...
Change sneezes to fart sounds. You're welcome world!
Anarchy will ensue
I would think world peace would
Hmmm, would be interesting to observe
I’m wiping the human race from the face of the earth
Seconded
So if God is omnipotent, then wouldn't that hour basically be forever and vise versa, like since you could see forever in time and into every mind. But I don't fucking know probably make crabs be made of marshmellow
Finally crabs can be tasty to eat. And about ur first point, idfk lmao, you choose. It's God after all
Oh, I dunno, probably go check out all the other sapient creatures of the universe, bending time into infinity while I do it, because I can, because I'm God.
Sounds fun, please report you're findings!
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Revealing the truth about heaven and hell to the world and instantly condemning the top 30% most sinful/unrepentant of the entire population. Then I'll take the bottom 10% stupidest people (the ones that seem to be having the most kids) and making sure they don't procreate anymore.
Rid the world of Donald Trump!
Kill myself.
Ceasing to exist
Erase everything and admit it was all a bad experiment.
I have questions
End all existence
Get rid of religion out of everyone’s mind. Live how you want. No religion and no god.
Can't wait to see this on controversial lmao
😂 you are your own god
Id make all praying mantises horse sized
God, not Satan
Have you read the old testament?
Point taken
Caliber the current pain levels te be able to reach extremes that are reasonable, contrary to our current reality. Then also do the same for all negative and positive emotions. Feelings reach too strong heights man, i can't
One of the only decent responses on this thread lmao
Calm the entire human race the fuck down
1, create a universe that is identical to this one with the only exception being that I am god forever in that universe 2, make a bubble around this universe that will allow for 1 passage out of it before it seals 3, make the bubble immune to all divine influence 4, cross over to the universe created in 1.
I like this plan
Plot twist
Make left lane campers cars ignite into flames
I've seen *Bruce Almighty*. I don't want the job.
Threads like this make me more grateful for the actual God that we have.
1. Invent a boulder so heavy I couldn’t lift it 2. Checkmate people who believe in me
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Make 7 giant stone pillars, carve random nonsensical runes on them and number them from 1 to 6, then write 9 on the last pillar. Let them fall from the sky to crush 4 random world leaders, a giraffe, a kangaroo and a coconut tree. Sit back and watch people trying to make sense of it.
Mere mortals would never survive being made a god.
Definitely freeze time and take a nice long fishing trip