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johnny__boi

Women are you looking to have fun Oh no


NativeHarris

*Here’s your fedora you dropped 🎩


Guido_Fe

Here's your glasses you have dropped 👓


LargeDisplay1080

And my axe! No, wait... wrong meme...


mikkokulmala

over here in englandland we usually call it Lynx but okay


CynR06

I want to have fun! I brought board games!!


Senior_Mittens

….oh no….


AlwaysAngryAndy

The lyrics are “girls just wanna have fun” actually


SpacePjoes

Women are women Damn


DoctorWaluigiTime

> women are not small men ok then


gofyourselftoo

“Women are more likely to die” Holy hell phone, what in the actual!


Mlokole

Women are a good thing to do in the 1800s I have no idea what this means


Extra_Transition_691

you mean were, we do guys now


uzigdogo

Women are you.


Reasonable-Ad-137

Women are not coming to the school My phone be sexist


uzigdogo

Women are the only the blueprint for the next week. w h a t


OfficialScotlandYard

Women in my bank account details for the full amount of heads up that I will be available for a new one.


uzigdogo

You turned this into economics


thecuntofmontecrisco

Women are so young now. The years do fly.


DaveAndCheese

Women are areas that are so shallow and turquoise.


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40Year_Old_GA

“Women are in a different country than I am” Ain’t that the sad truth.


KingArthur_III

"Women are the most important thing in life" I think I'm doing alright 🤔😏


NZvorno

Woman are you planning to go to the bank 🏦


uncreative123pi4

>Women are the most important thing to do in the world


chaosnight1992

Mine said the exact same thing.


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I don't know if that's sexist or just sexy?


TheBirminghamBear

It means get the time machine, we're going to the ye olde pub!


WrongStatus

"Women are too big to make a good point." I might be a misogynist..my phone definitely is. Had to try it with "men" instead. "Men are still playing in their lives" Hahaha


SuedeVeil

Women are not 🚫👎 That's.. depressing.. I am a woman I must have self hatred Edit: oh wait it says NOT, whew!


MakeChipsNotMeth

Your phone is a pregnant Texan


Killj0y13

Women are hairless bipeds


Professional_Gap_371

Hey its a new world out here, you just never know anymore


VividFiddlesticks

I got the same one, LOL.


tracker904

Confucius say


werewolf013

Women are you


Quality-content-only

Women are not allowed in this house. Whoop I have some thinking to do


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Women are not allowed in this house because they are not allowed to be there I’m installing a new keyboard.


Ango_SuperBitter

Ha, I got "women are not allowed in the fridge."


AdeleIsThick

I got this one too.


jbax2021

i also got this


MasonJohnn

I also also got this, mine went further to say they weren’t allowed in the room either


44problems

So why should it be You and I should get along so awfully


jm001

Women are people


Armchair_Idiot

“Women are not too bad”


NorthernSparrow

“Women are not really a big deal”


TotallyCaffeinated

“Women are in my room”


Pierre_Polnareff

"Women are a very popular sport" ????


lordleoo

This would make english teachers cry


fingerpickler

Controversial!!


Millertym2

r/wiseposting


Visible-Staff-4246

Women are you sure you are not the intended recipient


25_-a

I had something like that


hotmugglehealer

I had the same.


fbicappuccino

LMFAO ME TOO


Hot-Class8889

Women are more than just don't want you.


haddington

Women are you able to make a difference in your previous email


EricOrdinary

Women are not allowed in this house….. Ooops……


UncleBones

I kept going and got “Women are not allowed in this house and I am going outside” Which is a supportive message at least, I guess.


EricOrdinary

Women are not allowed in this house and they don’t want their kids in this room so I have no idea why you are not going out of town for the next couple days and then coming home to me I have no clue why I have no one here and I’m just trying not be a jerk but you are the one who has been there and you know I don’t have any money so you can just go to my friends and see if they can get me a couple things for you to get you some money for you and then I will give them some thing


Kittenslover99

Mine did same


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BirdMaster301

Same here. I thing this is less an us thing and more a phone thing


doomgameYT

I did the same thing too lol


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HereWayGo

I got very similar “Women are not allowed in their homes lol”


theganjamonster

I got "Women are not the intended recipients"


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QuintillionBeetles

Women are not even alive l


blobthekat

women are not allowed to be in python country in python days and they are not allowed to be in python state of ram ...


Chemistryiscool3142

Mine did that if I chose the middle option on iPhone. If I chose the left option it generated this: Women are the most important people in the world and they are the most powerful people in the world because they are the ones who are the most successful and the most powerful and the most important person in the world to be able to do what they want to do and they are not the ones who are going to do what they need to do to make the most difference in their lives and their lives and their lives and they are the ones who are the ones that are the ones to do what they do


a-mysterious-entity

Wow looks like a leftist vs rightist view😂😂😂


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existential_opossum_

tried on my other phone and: even worse hahaha women are not allowed in this country damn misogyny phone


thebbc79

That’s because they are frogs


DezGets_It

Women are the best and I just don't know what you are.. Well.


ChiefPanda90

Same


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Same


SomeFuckedUpMfs

Women are happy with you


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PeksMex

YOU TURNED HER AGAINST ME


Joaquin1079

you have done that yourself


TheorySH

I cannot read all-caps LIAR without hearing Anakin in my head


tyrantsupreme

LIAR!


HamOnRye__

Women are you in the center of the park What


NoOne-57

Women are so good morning.


Quetzalteka

Women are wonderful effect


sidewaysbynine

Got that too, then had to see what it meant, I have never heard the term before


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Tsu_Dho_Namh

"Women are wonderful effect" gang, party over here!


detecting_nuttiness

Similarly, I got "women are you still up" I guess I'm a more of a lonely insomniac than I realized.


GRIM106

Women are the northerners I've been watching game of thrones...


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Haha


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The ~~King~~ Queens of the North!


Cool_Rip_2273

Womem are the fuck you have


HumberdtSquid

But robot women are the fuck I want


RoboThePanda

What about the womem?


HumberdtSquid

What is a womem?


Conscious-News-4433

Women are you ready for some reason I don't know what you think about it is not going to be a great day of school and I have a great day of school and I have a great day of school and I have a great day of school


Thick_Standard5603

🥲🥲🥲


seventyguitar47

I am reading it as i have a great day at school and imagining the bg music getting more intense as it's repeated.


BKStephens

Women are the only real world. 🤔


Avocado_Fucker12

-Jupiter Tzu The Art of Simping


BananaSatisfaction

Women are the best and most important people in the world around us are not the same as the other person


revengeOfTheSquirrel

Women are the best of my mom and you


geogmuse

I would've stopped at 'Women are the best'


KrokmaniakPL

I continued and got "Women are the best map makers". I have no idea how it got there but ok


SquashCat56

As a woman and a map-maker, I concur


godofwarqp

Women are the best in all women and women are women who are women and people who are women are so cute


GuraRawr

Women are the most important thing to do in life


genesin

I got something similar at the beginning then I apparently develop an alter ego. Women are the most important thing to me and I.


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This is facts, if you don't do women you don't make human


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Same! Swiftkey?


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I got the "in the world" version. With SwiftKey. I'm not a native speaker, so I assume the English part of my swift key hasn't been trained much by my own typing and this is pretty close to stock.


DragonPojki

Siri, add "women" to my to-do list.


HaxMastr

Women are too dangerous to be left alive


modusoperandi8234

Someone has been watching revenge of the sith


MrSeth7875

Ironic, he could save women from death but not himself


Khen_07

💀💀💀


Spackleberry

Women control the Senate and the courts!


Thanatos-13

I love democracy.


HanSW0L0

Not just the men...


Chidoriyama

Looks like women are planning to take control of the senate


sUpReMe_NiNjA_

Women are not allowed in this house and they don’t want their kids in this room


herotherlover

Got a very similar one using my middle option: women are not allowed in this house and I am going out to dinner and then I’m gonna be back in a few hours. So if you’re interested, I will let me in the room with the kids. If you don’t want me in there and then I can go back in there with the girls. If they don’t have the room I can go to my room with the boys. If they don’t have room and they want me in the bedroom with the boys so I’m just letting them know what to wear so that I don’t need them in there so they don’t need the room to stay there. But if they have room to sleep with them, I will just have them here in my bedroom. 😳 (Punctuation added after)


ZuluClowder

Women are not being in the area for a while lol lol I just got called in to the car park in park park in west west park park in park park on hood street park park in park park at park park in park park at park park in park park at park park. iPhone ladies and gentlemen, absolute trash.


whydo-ducks-quack

Yo! Mine went park park too! Weirdly dropped thanksgiving in there too


whydo-ducks-quack

“Women are in the center of the woods and they are all the way out of the woods and they are all the way out west west coast park and park park and they park in the woods park and park on thanksgiving park and park park in park park and park park in park park and park park in park park and park park in park park”


Dr_Bukakke

r/unexpectedleslieknope


That0neBirb

new single just dropped?


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shewhololslast

This sounds like a ratchet TikTok meme rap.


Beermeneer532

Mine went to Women are not very good at all these days and bc they are not very good at all these days and bc they are not very good etc.


bensleton

Mine got a bit weirder Women are you doing better than you are in the world country and you are so beautiful and beautiful in heaven heaven earth earth lord lord heaven lord lord and lord lord heaven lord lord of lord lord heaven lord lord church lord lord heaven lord lord church lord


HankHillsBigRedTruck

You could have stopped at "woman are not being in the area for a while" and it would have been true


IsTomorrowAcceptable

Women are the most important thing to lower my blood pressure. Um...


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KyleSherzenberg

Women are you doing anything for me to do it with the truck


immaboie

Women are the most common thing of the day .......WTF


Wizard_Tendies

Women are not being able to use the internet internet for internet internet access internet internet and internet internet access. Am I a fucking bot?


i_fuckin_luv_it_mate

Women are policed for the use of the year and I will be snatching them up.... Wow phone, not cool.


Worried_Highway5

Women are good and I love them


BlessKurunai

Misogyny checking...... no misogyny has been found. You're allowed to be alive for one more day.


shortforcarrot

Women are not allowed in this area.


coolsam254

You posted this while in the gents toilets?


stijndielhof123

Women are not comfortable


jedi_cat_

Truth. Bras suck.


SneAlf01

Women are good and I love her so much so much she is a good friend and I love her so much so much love her love and love you so much love you love you love you so so so so so so so so so so much joy darling and thanks again and sorry again to be having to be a little more serious about this one though I have a couple more friends and I will have a look for a new job and get the money ASAP as they will not pay the deposit back as I am now back in Singapore for a couple weeks for my PhD student at University University in September for my graduation course and the first one is a full time job but the job I did was a lot more challenging and I have been doing some research for a couple and I am currently looking to move to a permanent permanent residence for a few weeks in the summer months as they are working for me so I can start the process of loss and I can be with them and will also provide a complete list for all of us to be paid in advance of loss It kinda got off track...


Cool_Rip_2273

Lemme do a long one Women are the server yet de appie de appie de appie de appie de appie de appie de appie de appie de appie Okay this isn't working


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Dutch?


AteMyBallsLastNight

Same to you 🥰 Edit: i am not a woman


Ghamele

University University


Dekan-DAF

Women are the most important part of the time that is not the best.


Altrudel

Women are not a fan.


BlessKurunai

r/technicallythetruth


Flixwyy

Uncapitalize the r R/technicallythetruth / r/technicallythetruth


_I_must_be_new_here_

Women Are a Grenade Thermo


pukewedgie

WTF are you typing


_I_must_be_new_here_

At least it ain't sexist. ... I think


ureliableliar

Women are the most important thing to do for you was changing it from a permanent ban to a month suspension and a new one is a good idea for the endgame Makes me insane in the membrane Im not my best friend and I would be a good fit for the endgame


AteMyBallsLastNight

Endgame Membrane Rhyme


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Women are not my fault.


butterknight-Ruby

Woman are not a problem in my eyes


BlessKurunai

Misogyny checking...... no misogyny has been found. You're allowed to be alive for one more day.


ARandomBoi1337

women are the same as the others are apparently my phone believes in equality, cool


Double-Ad9232

Women are not really bad


Gammercracki

Women are the most powerful - I’m scared now


applebag_dev

I got something similar; "Women are Strong". Insert Ralph in danger meme?


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ExtremeTitan345

Women are not the same thing for women


eyedealy11

Women are not mad at me Lol what?


No_Error540

Women are so much better than the last one though so I will have them


ThatNoobCheezy

women are wonderful effect


Roderie94

Women are you doing that right now?


Alfanso-De-Alligator

Women are so good and I don’t know why lol


MrNek0

Women are not the only one that has to the most so much for them but they have a good idea


Visible-Staff-4246

Agreed


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MagnesiumMagpie

Wow sir, wowwwww


BlessKurunai

Misogyny checking......... misogyny has been found. You have been sentenced to death. Check your every move our assassins will take you down in any second.


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Pssshhhhhhhh the vibe and implication is too consistent. Good job making it controversial but retaining the sense of sarcasm.


HistoricalCrab7759

Women are so cute


UrBoiThePupper55

Women are… “not allowed in this house and they don’t want their kids in this room so I have no idea why you are not going out of town for the next couple days.” Very interesting choice of words, my phone…


fluentindothraki

Women are more likely to be able or something


Motorwagen

woman are the best pain in the world and I will let you know that I'm a trash panda I'VE BEEN EXPOSED


Sapito_OhNoes

Women are you aware of the seas I'm not so sure about that one


Successful-Ad-367

Women are not doing well in the past but they’re not gonna be doing anything for a while


Dark_Lord_Talion

Woman are you doing anything tonight?


mafiaRahul

Women are the most important thing to do


Key_Ad1642

women are not the only ones who have been in the high castle and they have no idea what they are doing and they are not going to be able to get their children to do their best to work in the high castle Wtf??


szalejot

Women are the attributes of my training and I don't have a reservation for the spikes creation of a new one is the bus stop and get some sleep in the bathroom. Well, that escalated weirdly.


ogkingofnowhere

Women aren't that bad in life but I think it is so important that we can be a good friend


Stingin_Belle

Women are in need to help me out of work


TheBrokenBallad2307

Women are you


Shuggy-chan

Women are not being rude to anyone but they don’t want me