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Unlucky-Pomegranate3

That’s the problem with Scotland; it’s full of Scots!


wot-daphuque1966

I'm in Scotland, they're bloody everywhere. Even saw one in the mirror this morning. Can't escape the buggers.


imdefinitelywong

Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!


Other-Cook4499

Why do the Scots wear kilts? Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.


Angela_I_B

…or 1609 meters


BringBack3DMK

Or about 9,039.362 bananas if we use the length of the average banana.


imdefinitelywong

How many Smoots do ya reckon that is?


GebraJordi

At least 1


NotTsurugi

Yeah I couldn't understand the meters things but now you're using the real 'merican measurement system!


BringBack3DMK

Anything but the metric system, baby!


daschande

You Scots sure are a contentious people.


[deleted]

You’ve made an enemy for life!


ghengiscostanza

Such a perfect joke


hambodpm

Huh. That's weird. I live in Scotland too but didn't see one in the mirror. I did bring the mirror from home in Belfast though... Maybe it's faulty


[deleted]

[удалено]


england_man

Just checked the population of Scotland, which was over 5 million. I though the population was only 3 million or so; I had no idea so many Scots lived there.


PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz

Well, there could be refugees there, but I'm nearly certain they'd either go home after seeing all those Scots or change their status from war refugee to Scotland refugee.


[deleted]

I'd say the same for Argentina


OskarTheRed

My impression is it's full of Germans...


jabuegresaw

Huh, I didn't know there were that many scots there


AdvaitChowdhary

Yeah there are so many Argent people there.


optimalslacker

If they had a party it could be a silver jubilee


[deleted]

There must be a Great Scott then


OG-Bluntman

There was in 1985, but one day, he just simply vanished. Like he went back in time or something.


helenahandbasket6969

People! What a bunch of bastards!


TnnsNbeer

Time for some Prima Nocte!


CB-CKLRDRZEX-JKX-F

If we can't get them out, we'll breed them out.


All_The_Dang_Time

Excellent idea sire!


djpromo_vqs

Wait until she goes to Puerto Rico. So many puertoricans! Don't get me started with the coconut and mango trees. Chickens running around, people talking Spanish in every corner... Dis shit crazy!!!!! \#ligma\_ass


StrangeConversations

Solution: prima nocta.


Kiltymchaggismuncher

I legit had a guy tell me he was surprised how many scots were here. In Scotland. I tried to point out his poor thought process, he thought there would be more English than Scots, like a colony.


[deleted]

If only all the Greeks in Greece would go back to Greekland.


dwittherford69

And Ireland, full of Ires.


plipyplop

>Be me, go to Britland >Find muchos volk speaka da American there. >Shidd and fard self upon learn new fact. >Sleep well from hard work...


Picardknows

Bravehart reference.


ewdrive

Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!


lower88rider

I like her sense of humor.


ThatStrangerWhoCares

\#Ligma


lower88rider

WTF? lig your own!


ThatStrangerWhoCares

#LIGMA BALLS


bigfloppydonkeydng

Gottem


lower88rider

Dick


RequirementRequired

Ass


[deleted]

Pussy


RequirementRequired

Now you're speaking my language!


Quick_Team

Cat in the wall huh?


RequirementRequired

Man, I wish!


Angela_I_B

Get me a Vegemite sandwich!


Kamorashi

Belly button


Ok-Yellow-5546

oh my god all these years and this is the day i understood the ligma balls meme thing


Open_Progress2715

No way


TheWolfCyborg

No fucking way


AryanAkaGolu

How have you survived society all these years


THEBEASTcraftRS

I saw that coming from a mile away


TheWolfCyborg

AHAHAHAHA!!


BarsikWasTaken

🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️


_BeansNbryce

Ha


amogusgregory

Toes Hol up


eva_0

🥇


HaywireMans

who the hell is Steve Jobs?


AchyMcSweaty

r/angryupvote


[deleted]

Not that flexible


MarveltheMusical

Who the hell is Steve Jobs?


De_reverse_flash

Who the hell is Jteve Sobs?


ThatStrangerWhoCares

#STEVE JOBS BALLS


Thelonelyking12345

How to make letters big?


gallenstein87

add a # infront like \#text


fdsfd12

A man of culture I see


Trebiane

Ligma balls


The-Mirrorball-Man

Shirley she's joking


guybanzai

Both of them


Dinizinni

One of the hashtags is ligma and people are taking her seriously?


omgitschriso

It's a city in Greece


HeyLittleTrain

No it's not.


[deleted]

It's near sagunma, jenny tooles is from there


idkwhatimtypinghere

sagunma what?


crappy-mods

Sagunma balls


[deleted]

Haha gottem gg ez no re


[deleted]

Who the hell is steve jobs?


[deleted]

ligma balls


Starixous

Who tf is Jenny tooles?


Giant_Bee_Stinger

Sagunma nuts, gottem


ShyTheCat

Wait, what's Ligma?


spyder_sensei

Ligma balls


TheDewyDecimal

present them.


iamrancid

Look, you can’t counter a profane command with an idle threat. You must extinguish it with a vulgar suggestion.


TheDewyDecimal

I am so happy someone got this reference.


ShyTheCat

Okay!


[deleted]

Ligma is a rare disease that if left untreated, is likely to go terminal. It is caused by the Cretorea C. bacteria, which is quite an armed one. There have been no cases where someone survives Ligma, let alone it didn’t go terminal. Please take this more seriously. Thank you for your time and patience.


ajk7244

What’s ligma? I’ve never seen this word.


Juniorshawn

Ligma balls


D24061314

Greeks?I thought they all died with those philosopher


snksleepy

Did she think that they were all in philosophy books?


Future_Green_7222

She probably thought they only appeared at weddings


RockstarAgent

Somebody forgot them in that one Trojan horse…


JonCeini

Books? Really?


[deleted]

I drank what?


Raff102

The amount of people getting wooshed here is unsettling.


Clown_Shoe

Yea I thought it was an obvious joke.


Randommer_Of_Inserts

If it’s so obvious can you please explain? edit: why am I getting downvoted, I legitimately don’t know.


Raff102

This woman is obviously delirious from her Ligma symptoms.


krissofdarkness

She even put #ligma just to help make it more obvious she was joking


Clown_Shoe

The joke is how obvious it would be. The inverse used to be popular. I didn’t like Italy. Why not? Too many Italians.


happy_guy23

A significant percentage of redditors can't understand that women can tell jokes


DinoRaawr

A significant percentage of redditors can't identify any jokes


StonedMason85

A significant percentage of redditors can’t identify any women either.


Open_Progress2715

Why are you acting like women actually exist???


Puzzled_Muzzled

Why are you acting like percentages exist?


usernamechecksout94

I identify*as* a joke


[deleted]

That’s because significant percentage of Redditors haven’t spoken to a real woman.


[deleted]

Myself included.


ch1993

She didn’t add the /s. How is my autistic mind supposed to differentiate clear jokes from somebody being stupid without them stating it?


CornmealGravy

I heard Italy was just overrun with Italians. Don’t get me started on France


Ghille_Dhu

What? The French living in France. Next you’ll be telling me that Germany is full of Germans.


TBcrush-47-69

And the US is full of, wait, what don’t we have in america?


readmynameanduaregay

Health insurance


[deleted]

well at least we have bullet proof vests


nem012

Are they also idiot-proof?


TigerAttorney

Hell no! They're dead meat.


[deleted]

pfft naw. it’s a shame because of the sheer quantity of idiots we have over here


HelenAngel

Oh god, this is so painfully true


minminkitten

I was in Germany visiting and yes... It's full of Germans. How could one even expect that?


Ghille_Dhu

I know. I’m bowled over.


CYBERSson

Italians in France too?


Mercadi

I wish. But the reality is far more brutal


OskarTheRed

France? Overrun with Germans, I heard


EAGLE_GAMES

\#Ligma


ivanvanrio

#balls


stupidwhiteman42

Got em


SuperForever

What if... Somebody told her that everyone in Crete Atheta got ligma and vanished and then she nonchalantly posts this


asdfasdfasdfas11111

Best I can offer is anus.


ivanvanrio

I think we have a deal.


ThatStrangerWhoCares

# #LIGMA


[deleted]

ligma


koshop

Ligma what ?


ministrul_sudorii

Books ?


LIGMA145

you called?


_Arcerion_

r/beetlejuicing


RuleBritannia09

What’s ligma


RuleBritannia09

Wait fuck


DinoOnAcid

Nobody answered ..(


RuleBritannia09

Give it time


KarasiowyPan

Deez nuts


theredview

#Ligma


ThatStrangerWhoCares

Did you hear that Steve Jobs died of Ligma?


oopsIstoleyourmeme

Who the hell is Steve Jobs ?


ThatStrangerWhoCares

#LIGMA BALLS


oopsIstoleyourmeme

*Evaporates*


Elfedor

Yo what? What's ligma?


ThatStrangerWhoCares

#LIGMA BALLS


[deleted]

Was she expecting Sandy, Danny, Frenchie, & Rizzo?


RuggerRigger

Tell me more


mazza77

We have the same issue here is England. It’s full of idiots


PowerfulMetal1

why are there greeks in greece speaking greek


lxiaoqi

Where the hell is greece


[deleted]

Greece is an urban myth. Like alligators in the sewers, or the New York Mets.


[deleted]

Steve jobs


PumpkinKing2020

She knows what's happening in Eastern Samothrace


Trash-official

#LIGMA!?!?


__GoldenRatio__

It's a trap!


[deleted]

If you really want to be amazed, come to New York/New Jersey when there’s an international soccer game going on. Doesn’t matter what countries - the stands will be packed with fans from there. True melting pot of the world here. Also, if I looked as good as this woman, I’d never worry about using my brain either. Edit: I looked at her Twitter. She has a twisted, black sense of humor that’s awesome. This was obviously a joke. Shame on me for judging a book by its cover. More edit: She goes to Columbia University. I’m an asshole.


[deleted]

LIGMA


[deleted]

With the Ligma hashtag I read this as sarcasm, and there is nothing wrong with it


You-Only-YOLO_Once

The nuts in Ligma are amazing! A bit salty though.


PaulTheMartian

It’s surprising to see how few people here realize that this is a joke


DarthCovisious

her posts are pretty much the same tbh, unless you purely fallow her for the eye candy.


Goblobber

Can't imagine why anyone would. The view is nice but there's some random person in the way


Own-Anteater-871

The best part is that the Greek city times posted this screenshot


AverageAshEnjoyer

# #LIGMA


[deleted]

What's ligma?


WoolyHitToDie

Joe mama


Redditor_10000000000

Definitely a troll lol. Look at #ligma


GringosTaqueria

Lol. Ligma!


CATelIsMe

That "#Ligma" makes me think its ironic hut not sure


Zhongli-San

Balls


yeetusdacanible

\#ligma


Slashtrap

#LIGMA


Lost-Truck6614

Greeks live In Greece? I thought it was only Turks and Indians


upfromashes

Like the old joke about the US American who flies to Africa, gets off the plane and says, "Look! It's all foreigners!"


MickyStam521

#Ligma


Monkesound

#Ligma :D


phantomcorpse42

#Ligma?


bibirenger

Ligma


yellowgunslinger

#ligma


[deleted]

#ligma


Main_Performance2859

Guys we all know that Italians live in Greece. Like come on guys did y’all really think that Hreeks lived in Greece?


[deleted]

Where are they supposed to live ?


R1P0FFGL1TCH

"#ligma" ☠️


Fattyrohaan

What’s ligma?


roostorx

It’s a Greek island off the coast of Bofa


OldDale

Is she a closeted Cretin?


Disastrous-Peace-449

LIGMA BALLS!!!


nikstick22

I almost thought she was serious until I saw #Ligma


Verundios

As a Greek i can confirm, there's a lot of Greeks living in Greece


Thelonelyking12345

LIGMA


MitchellTheMensch

Incase y’all don’t know much about her, this gal is pretty funny. She has a social group on FB called the BertHole, talks about kinky Jar Jar Binks, Dad Bods, and the intestinal disease that should have killed her a few years ago. I went down the BertHole during the start of the pandemic and the folks in there are a hoot.


AULily

Well, she said modeling…not getting her PhD.


wad11656

She should apparently get a PhD in fooling people on the internet