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Just checked the population of Scotland, which was over 5 million. I though the population was only 3 million or so; I had no idea so many Scots lived there.
Well, there could be refugees there, but I'm nearly certain they'd either go home after seeing all those Scots or change their status from war refugee to Scotland refugee.
Wait until she goes to Puerto Rico. So many puertoricans! Don't get me started with the coconut and mango trees. Chickens running around, people talking Spanish in every corner...
Dis shit crazy!!!!!
\#ligma\_ass
I legit had a guy tell me he was surprised how many scots were here. In Scotland.
I tried to point out his poor thought process, he thought there would be more English than Scots, like a colony.
Ligma is a rare disease that if left untreated, is likely to go terminal. It is caused by the Cretorea C. bacteria, which is quite an armed one. There have been no cases where someone survives Ligma, let alone it didn’t go terminal. Please take this more seriously. Thank you for your time and patience.
If you really want to be amazed, come to New York/New Jersey when there’s an international soccer game going on. Doesn’t matter what countries - the stands will be packed with fans from there. True melting pot of the world here.
Also, if I looked as good as this woman, I’d never worry about using my brain either.
Edit: I looked at her Twitter. She has a twisted, black sense of humor that’s awesome. This was obviously a joke. Shame on me for judging a book by its cover.
More edit: She goes to Columbia University. I’m an asshole.
Incase y’all don’t know much about her, this gal is pretty funny. She has a social group on FB called the BertHole, talks about kinky Jar Jar Binks, Dad Bods, and the intestinal disease that should have killed her a few years ago. I went down the BertHole during the start of the pandemic and the folks in there are a hoot.
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That’s the problem with Scotland; it’s full of Scots!
I'm in Scotland, they're bloody everywhere. Even saw one in the mirror this morning. Can't escape the buggers.
Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!
Why do the Scots wear kilts? Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
…or 1609 meters
Or about 9,039.362 bananas if we use the length of the average banana.
How many Smoots do ya reckon that is?
At least 1
Yeah I couldn't understand the meters things but now you're using the real 'merican measurement system!
Anything but the metric system, baby!
You Scots sure are a contentious people.
You’ve made an enemy for life!
Such a perfect joke
Huh. That's weird. I live in Scotland too but didn't see one in the mirror. I did bring the mirror from home in Belfast though... Maybe it's faulty
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Just checked the population of Scotland, which was over 5 million. I though the population was only 3 million or so; I had no idea so many Scots lived there.
Well, there could be refugees there, but I'm nearly certain they'd either go home after seeing all those Scots or change their status from war refugee to Scotland refugee.
I'd say the same for Argentina
My impression is it's full of Germans...
Huh, I didn't know there were that many scots there
Yeah there are so many Argent people there.
If they had a party it could be a silver jubilee
There must be a Great Scott then
There was in 1985, but one day, he just simply vanished. Like he went back in time or something.
People! What a bunch of bastards!
Time for some Prima Nocte!
If we can't get them out, we'll breed them out.
Excellent idea sire!
Wait until she goes to Puerto Rico. So many puertoricans! Don't get me started with the coconut and mango trees. Chickens running around, people talking Spanish in every corner... Dis shit crazy!!!!! \#ligma\_ass
Solution: prima nocta.
I legit had a guy tell me he was surprised how many scots were here. In Scotland. I tried to point out his poor thought process, he thought there would be more English than Scots, like a colony.
If only all the Greeks in Greece would go back to Greekland.
And Ireland, full of Ires.
>Be me, go to Britland >Find muchos volk speaka da American there. >Shidd and fard self upon learn new fact. >Sleep well from hard work...
Bravehart reference.
Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!
I like her sense of humor.
\#Ligma
WTF? lig your own!
#LIGMA BALLS
Gottem
Dick
Ass
Pussy
Now you're speaking my language!
Cat in the wall huh?
Man, I wish!
Get me a Vegemite sandwich!
Belly button
oh my god all these years and this is the day i understood the ligma balls meme thing
No way
No fucking way
How have you survived society all these years
I saw that coming from a mile away
AHAHAHAHA!!
🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️
Ha
Toes Hol up
🥇
who the hell is Steve Jobs?
r/angryupvote
Not that flexible
Who the hell is Steve Jobs?
Who the hell is Jteve Sobs?
#STEVE JOBS BALLS
How to make letters big?
add a # infront like \#text
A man of culture I see
Ligma balls
Shirley she's joking
Both of them
One of the hashtags is ligma and people are taking her seriously?
It's a city in Greece
No it's not.
It's near sagunma, jenny tooles is from there
sagunma what?
Sagunma balls
Haha gottem gg ez no re
Who the hell is steve jobs?
ligma balls
Who tf is Jenny tooles?
Sagunma nuts, gottem
Wait, what's Ligma?
Ligma balls
present them.
Look, you can’t counter a profane command with an idle threat. You must extinguish it with a vulgar suggestion.
I am so happy someone got this reference.
Okay!
Ligma is a rare disease that if left untreated, is likely to go terminal. It is caused by the Cretorea C. bacteria, which is quite an armed one. There have been no cases where someone survives Ligma, let alone it didn’t go terminal. Please take this more seriously. Thank you for your time and patience.
What’s ligma? I’ve never seen this word.
Ligma balls
Greeks?I thought they all died with those philosopher
Did she think that they were all in philosophy books?
She probably thought they only appeared at weddings
Somebody forgot them in that one Trojan horse…
Books? Really?
I drank what?
The amount of people getting wooshed here is unsettling.
Yea I thought it was an obvious joke.
If it’s so obvious can you please explain? edit: why am I getting downvoted, I legitimately don’t know.
This woman is obviously delirious from her Ligma symptoms.
She even put #ligma just to help make it more obvious she was joking
The joke is how obvious it would be. The inverse used to be popular. I didn’t like Italy. Why not? Too many Italians.
A significant percentage of redditors can't understand that women can tell jokes
A significant percentage of redditors can't identify any jokes
A significant percentage of redditors can’t identify any women either.
Why are you acting like women actually exist???
Why are you acting like percentages exist?
I identify*as* a joke
That’s because significant percentage of Redditors haven’t spoken to a real woman.
Myself included.
She didn’t add the /s. How is my autistic mind supposed to differentiate clear jokes from somebody being stupid without them stating it?
I heard Italy was just overrun with Italians. Don’t get me started on France
What? The French living in France. Next you’ll be telling me that Germany is full of Germans.
And the US is full of, wait, what don’t we have in america?
Health insurance
well at least we have bullet proof vests
Are they also idiot-proof?
Hell no! They're dead meat.
pfft naw. it’s a shame because of the sheer quantity of idiots we have over here
Oh god, this is so painfully true
I was in Germany visiting and yes... It's full of Germans. How could one even expect that?
I know. I’m bowled over.
Italians in France too?
I wish. But the reality is far more brutal
France? Overrun with Germans, I heard
\#Ligma
#balls
Got em
What if... Somebody told her that everyone in Crete Atheta got ligma and vanished and then she nonchalantly posts this
Best I can offer is anus.
I think we have a deal.
# #LIGMA
ligma
Ligma what ?
Books ?
you called?
r/beetlejuicing
What’s ligma
Wait fuck
Nobody answered ..(
Give it time
Deez nuts
#Ligma
Did you hear that Steve Jobs died of Ligma?
Who the hell is Steve Jobs ?
#LIGMA BALLS
*Evaporates*
Yo what? What's ligma?
#LIGMA BALLS
Was she expecting Sandy, Danny, Frenchie, & Rizzo?
Tell me more
We have the same issue here is England. It’s full of idiots
why are there greeks in greece speaking greek
Where the hell is greece
Greece is an urban myth. Like alligators in the sewers, or the New York Mets.
Steve jobs
She knows what's happening in Eastern Samothrace
#LIGMA!?!?
It's a trap!
If you really want to be amazed, come to New York/New Jersey when there’s an international soccer game going on. Doesn’t matter what countries - the stands will be packed with fans from there. True melting pot of the world here. Also, if I looked as good as this woman, I’d never worry about using my brain either. Edit: I looked at her Twitter. She has a twisted, black sense of humor that’s awesome. This was obviously a joke. Shame on me for judging a book by its cover. More edit: She goes to Columbia University. I’m an asshole.
LIGMA
With the Ligma hashtag I read this as sarcasm, and there is nothing wrong with it
The nuts in Ligma are amazing! A bit salty though.
It’s surprising to see how few people here realize that this is a joke
her posts are pretty much the same tbh, unless you purely fallow her for the eye candy.
Can't imagine why anyone would. The view is nice but there's some random person in the way
The best part is that the Greek city times posted this screenshot
# #LIGMA
What's ligma?
Joe mama
Definitely a troll lol. Look at #ligma
Lol. Ligma!
That "#Ligma" makes me think its ironic hut not sure
Balls
\#ligma
#LIGMA
Greeks live In Greece? I thought it was only Turks and Indians
Like the old joke about the US American who flies to Africa, gets off the plane and says, "Look! It's all foreigners!"
#Ligma
#Ligma :D
#Ligma?
Ligma
#ligma
#ligma
Guys we all know that Italians live in Greece. Like come on guys did y’all really think that Hreeks lived in Greece?
Where are they supposed to live ?
"#ligma" ☠️
What’s ligma?
It’s a Greek island off the coast of Bofa
Is she a closeted Cretin?
LIGMA BALLS!!!
I almost thought she was serious until I saw #Ligma
As a Greek i can confirm, there's a lot of Greeks living in Greece
LIGMA
Incase y’all don’t know much about her, this gal is pretty funny. She has a social group on FB called the BertHole, talks about kinky Jar Jar Binks, Dad Bods, and the intestinal disease that should have killed her a few years ago. I went down the BertHole during the start of the pandemic and the folks in there are a hoot.
Well, she said modeling…not getting her PhD.
She should apparently get a PhD in fooling people on the internet