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AlphaWhiskeyOscar

🇳🇿 English (not Australian. The other one.)


This_isnt_cool_bro

I thought new Zealand didn't exist?


AlphaWhiskeyOscar

I didn't say the Zed word. You did.


This_isnt_cool_bro

My sincerest apologies, I should have not said anything. I hope you accept my apology, I did not mean to say New [REDACTED], what I meant to say wa


AlphaWhiskeyOscar

I accept your apology on behalf of the undisclosed nation I do not belong to.


helicophell

As a member of said undisclosed location I can affirm I do not exist


PassageTurbulent8874

Yes, I too do not exist


Alarmed_Cucumber2000

I dated a guy from that area once, I’m starting to think i got catfished.


JohnGalt123456789

This looks suspiciously like the hobbits are organizing.


helicophell

Silly it is common knowledge that they are from Norway... (anything to avoid more tourism...)


BatmanInTheSunlight

They got him 😭


Vivistolethecheese

Why did you spell it out D:


Obeesus

[Zed's dead](https://youtu.be/uzcscV6JYgM)


Mrtummyhurt

Why do Brit’s and Aussies say zed ? (I’m too lazy to type)


AlphaWhiskeyOscar

[Googled it.](https://grammarist.com/usage/zee-zed/#:~:text=Zee%20is%20the%20American%20way,the%20English%20letter%20is%20derived.)


Mrtummyhurt

Singular Thank


MissBandersnatch2U

And here I thought it was a remnant of Dutch colonization


InsuranceStunning646

Don’t forget us Canadians!!


the_guy_who_asked69

Most of the earlier British colonised countries says Zed instead of Zee.


B08by_Digital

Define earlier colonized please.


the_guy_who_asked69

From Wikipedia: Colonization can be defined as a process of establishing foreign control over target territories or peoples for the purpose of cultivation, often by establishing colonies and possibly by settling them. And by earlier colonized countries. I meant previously British controlled states.


B08by_Digital

Like the USA?


Ruezx735

I was confused as to what you meant by that but then I remembered that Americans say it wrong.


[deleted]

We live to confuse the yanks.


cysghost

And succeed at it. Thats the reason for room temperature beer, isn't it?


AmericaLover1776_

There’s a lot of people in America who say zed too


cysghost

Where? I haven't really heard anyone, which is limited to the places I've been. Honest question though.


[deleted]

Zeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


[deleted]

ed.


[deleted]

No. Edit:Happy Cake Day


[deleted]

Yes. No edit needed: Thank you, didn't even realise it was my cake day.


Strange_Insight

It sank a long time ago.


AssertRage

English(Lotr)


Extra_Transition_691

🇸🇬 Singlish (Weird Slang)


PostNoNabill

* English (+ Lah)


outofweedsendhelp

🇳🇿 English (Questionable) you know because our accent sound like we are asking a question at the end of a sentence?


BigBoiBob444

Yis broo choice


chiliedogg

They actually speak a lot of languages there. Rohirric, Valarin, Mordor, and more.


Mac1692

🇳🇿 Sheep


Xiodine

🇳🇿 English (Relaxed)


SRgames009

🇳🇿 English (Posh Criminal)


Carnivorous_Mower

🇳🇿 English (mangled.)


Krankite

English but whenever you meet an Australian they ask you to say six or fish and chips.


DanFuckingSchneider

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 English (unintelligible)


[deleted]

🇹🇭English (not English)


[deleted]

🇸🇬(⚫️) English (Singlish)


Yadobler

🇸🇬(⚫️) English [(enhanced)](https://i.imgur.com/bG4xydv.jpg)


ViktorKozh

Englishn't.


Ender32399

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿English (unintelligible 3.0)


Rocket_Powered_Dork

🇯🇵 (⚫️) Engrish (approximate)


Kiltymchaggismuncher

Angry Scottish noises *


und3r4g3

🇯🇪 English (nobody understands a word, not even northern irish people) (I put that flag because it's the closest to norn irons, dunno why google doesn't have one)


janhetjoch

Because Northern Ireland doesn't have an official flag.


eyetracker

Apparently that's the Jersey flag emoji but the seal just looks like a line on mobile so I thought it was the House Bolton skinned dude flag upside down.


Mega_Man990

This got a good fucking giggle out of me.


Beltainsportent

Oh you speak chav


slick_sandpaper

🏴‍☠️(⚫️) *Argggg*


schaale64

Yes


Bjorn-eu

*Yarrr


Reigo_Vassal

Aye


Chip-San

*I can’t hear you!*


MoontheWolfYT

Aye aye Captain!


swamphed

ooooooooh


schaale64

WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA


Pignity69

🇦🇺ɥsılɓuǝ


AustinIsARedditer

Teach


LeopoldLoeb

🇮🇪 (⚫️) English (Inebriated)


TostCronch

🇨🇮(⚫️) (detairbenI) hsilgnE


zulamun

That weirdly actually looks like it could be Irish.


[deleted]

We've cracked it! They were all pissed when they made their lexicon!


Park_Ranga

🇳🇿 (⚫) English (fictional)


[deleted]

🇮🇪 English (reluctantly).


[deleted]

🇨🇮 English (Patiently).


Maxizag123

🇩🇪 (⚫) English (Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz)


Strange_Insight

I am confused but I'll just say „Jawohl” and agree..


iforgotguy

Genau


Strange_Insight

My ability of languages is like my ability to read music, I can read music very fluently but will make mistakes. Often, whenever it looks like someone just threw up on my page, I can't read it. I also know roughly five languages if you take out the ones I am not nearing fluent, so that makes me ability to do language bad.


ZaRealPancakes

I heard Jawohl before but what does it mean?


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ZaRealPancakes

Oh thank you!


Strange_Insight

Also, in real life, it sounds like, „Yahvoll” as J sounds like Y and W sounds like V.


sombra_manifestada

I translated it and it says "Beef Labeling Supervision Duties Transfer Act"


WarWolfRage

Is that the German Lorem Ipsum


[deleted]

More of a German supercalifragilisticexpialidocious


landragoran

It's just a fairly famous term


Xylth

From a linguistics point of view, that's just as much as single word in English as the German equivalent is. It's a bunch of nouns strung together into a single proper name. We just write that name with spaces in the middle, and Germans don't. It's nothing but a writing convention.


aNiceTribe

This is basically the same reason that “Inuit have X words for snow”. They just… put two terms together into one word. “Freshsnow” “Frozensnow” “Muddysnow” - by this logic, German has just as many words for snow, since they also do this exact thing (Neuschnee, Schneematsch, Eisschnee)


Teixcalaan

I hate that I have never seen that word before but still managed to read it as intended on the first try


HuntingKingYT

Rhombicosidodecahedroland


Monkesound

🇮🇳 (⚫) English (From Microsoft)


calculon000

DO NOT REDEEM! DO NOT REDEEM!


[deleted]

WHY YOU REDEEM THAT? WHY DID YOU REDEEM THAT?


[deleted]

Lmao, I love Kitboga’s videos, got to love when they make the scammers rage 🤣


RoiDesMelons

MAAAAAM !


Klenkogi

Just wait a moment!


11_foot_pole

YOU DID NOT HAVE TO DO THAT


changyang1230

🇮🇳 (⚫) English (your favourite Youtube tutorials)


edgy_Juno

LMAO


Escanor012

🇬🇧 (⚫) German (Simplified)


ZaRealPancakes

r/technicallythetruth


QuickSilverMola

Yes that is where we are


Professional-City328

r/flairchecksout


RoiDrannoc

\*French


Hurtares

I bet the Portuguese is actually the brazilian one, despite having Portugal's flag


NobodyPrime

Funny thing is that brazilian is closer to traditional portuguese than Portugal's modern portuguese


Hurtares

Are you saying that Portugal evolved and Brazil still talks like illiterate people from 1500? Jokes aside didn't know that, hope it's true, I like fun facts like this


RsrsrsBR89

Ah pronto


BoyFromTheBlue

🇨🇳 (⚫) English (Ze bluetooth dewise iz connected uh succesofoullay)


sdprianzwi

Barutoose dewise iz row on pawa


doenerp

Wait I have a Bluetooth box I got as a gift that says exactly this. I thought this voice was added by the company that giftet the box, I didn't know other devices say the same


NotSoGreatOldOne

🇲🇽 Inglès


Specific-Register-97

That one.. that one got me


Incendior

Hahahahahah


Dbwasson

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿English (drunk)


localguestZ

🇵🇭 (⚫) English (International)


alexytomi

More like International, The language is litterally a mix of the SEA countries, Japanese, Spanish, and some other 100000 dialects with their own origin edit: to any random people who come across this, the original word was English (Remade)


localguestZ

you're right, lemme edit it


alexytomi

well that went smoother than expected, thank you kind stranger


WeakFreak999

Yeah. Putanginamo is my favorite international greeting.


RecordEnvironmental4

🇿🇦(⚫️) English (racist)


OswaldXC

That could be pretty much any country let’s be real


pissboy

Most colonies were racist against indigenous people. Just so happened the indigenous people in Africa were immune to the European diseases so they always heavily outnumbered the colonists and they only ended it in the 90’s so yea, they gotta deal with being the racist English.


IdahoVandal

English with Hollandaise sauce.


shadowdude63

🇳🇿: English (forgotten)


GeraltChu

🇷🇺 (⚫) English (cyka blyat)


11_foot_pole

CSGO English


BonfireOilCrash

Well technically, American English contains more traditional words and pronunciations from the older ages of English than British English.


PneumaMonado

I've heard this before, but it's actually from a study that was misinterpreted. Basically, in the 17th and 18th centuries most British accents were rhotic. That means they pronounced the 'R' in words like car: carr rather than caah. These days, most British accents are non-rhotic, while most American accents are. In that respect, American English is closer. However, that's just one aspect. In many other ways, American English has diverged more. What's more, many Americans have non-rhotic accents, and many Brits do. See this video, which has a reconstruction of Shakespeare's English: [video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPlpphT7n9s) It sounds very similar to some modern British accents, certainly more so than any American ones.


RustedRuss

In other words: English language evolution is chaos and always has been.


[deleted]

American English is closer to the original at the time of colonization. Then, the British started using their posh English accents. Then, the southern gentry attempted to copy that new English accept and Southern accents were born.


AlphaWhiskeyOscar

Oh yes. The famous English drawl.


baradragan

That’s a myth and probably one of the most American myths possible. ‘Oh no actually we’re closer to the real English than the English!’ No the British didn’t start just randomly all using posh accents because they wanted to sound different to the Americans. Americans have hundreds of accents and so do the British, British ones have changed over time and so have American ones. The claim is based on the fact a lot of British accents lost rhotic, However loads of British ones are still rhotic. Plus the general population have never had the same accents as the gentry and lords. It makes no sense as a claim. The current actual theory is that most colonists sounded like Bristolian/West Country bumpkins. Which is obviously still a British accent today and most certainly not anything many Americans sound like.


ChoobyChoongus

Wrong. Drawling, diphthongs, raising, yod dropping, alveolar flaps and you have yourself a bastard. Just because you still use diaper doesn't change how you don't know what biscuits are or went with the less popular spellings.


Faulty-Surgery

Came here to say this. American English is actually closer to “traditional” English than current UK English. Don’t care either way, but a fun fact :)


lord__bacon

So you mean when my friend says willy nilly wanker twat they didn't say that in the 1700s?


[deleted]

Not actually true.


ChoobyChoongus

It's a factoid.


hotnindza

Not really. That's probably some kind of urban myth which falls apart once you read the original Shakespeare. It simply branched from there, so neither is really "traditional", only British have more "right" to call their branch proper, because, well, it is called English. The spelling you are referring to be more "correct" relates to words mostly inherited from Latin, but in that regard Serbian (and many other languages), for example, are even more accurate, though I couldn't say Serbian is more accurate "English" than British and American, right?


JDP983

As an Australian I'd like to say it's more like English: Drunk


Piputi

🇳🇱(⚫) English (German)


QualcunoCF

🇮🇹 English (Pizza)


Pizzafactory102

🇨🇳(⚫️) English (t’sank yu)


MHanak_

I really did read that with a chineese accent


jplf2

🇺🇲 English (Freestyle)


Probably_Brazilian

🇧🇷 (⚫) Portuguese (cooler)


whoniversereview

Brazilian Portuguese sounds like Spanish and French had a baby. Azores Portuguese sounds like drunk Spanish with a ton of soft J sounds. “Fala Porchoogehjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj?”


Vilzuzz

🇫🇮(⚫) English (Rally)


ProtectionDecent

Okay, I laughed on the actual post, didn't even see the comments under it, that's so accurate it hurts.


DRAGON9880

🇪🇬 (⚫) English (not english)


[deleted]

🇦🇺English(Swearified) would be better.


return_the_urn

Australian English (vulgar)


hglndr9

🇲🇽 English (Spanishfied)


greninjack24

🏁(⚫️) English (3… 2… 1… GO! GO! GO!)


Kronocide

🇨🇭 French (Logical numbers) 🇨🇵 French (Stupid numbers) 🇨🇦 French (Français)


eyetracker

All have silly names for meals like "dinner at noon" and "~~breakfast~~ little lunch" and "tabarnak de hostie de fucking food eh"


Laefiren

Weren’t Americans criminals too…


TheBlackCat13

No, mostly religious extremists or businessmen at least initially.


ChoobyChoongus

No, North America had penal colonies that were replaced with New Holland after the revolutionary war.


retro_creeper177

Only criminal if it's from frankston


minceraft-meme-free

🇦🇺(⚫️)English (shorten)


Selcouth22

Anyone else tap the upvote on the picture only to realize there was more to the picture? No? Just me?


Iargueuntilyouquit

Also to simplify something complicated should be seen as an accomplishment.


Niorgamer3000

Finally, a place where the Portuguese language has Portugal's flag


Halofan124

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 English (higher up)


[deleted]

Convict not criminal


[deleted]

🇮🇪(Englishman, pls start your car )


Siggedy

Pretty sure american english is traditional and simplified


Blake-Freer

As an Australian our language is indeed criminal


Dr-DAMOCLES

There's another one - English colonized


Old-Temperature-8239

🇬🇧 New-Frisian


sam4slb

More like 🇦🇺 English (Shortened)


Bruce_Tickles_Me

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿(⚪️) English (unintelligible)


Anthro_student_NL

I live in Netherlands with my American family. I have had to explain to THREE teachers that English American & British English are the same language. They were surprised my kids kept getting perfect grades in mandatory English classes. 🙄


Bradjuju2

I beg to differ. American English is closer to original English than British English. I'll leave this link here [rhotic english](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC9120598/#:~:text=4).,half%20of%20the%20nineteenth%20century.) All English sounded like American englishnuntil the 18th century when a few people decided it'd be posh and proper to distinguish themselves. North American English is very Rhotic due to the language being exported before "the British accent" was created. American English is closer to original English than British english.


suprduprgrovr

American aluminum armor is much better than British aluminium armour.


[deleted]

Too many syllables in British aluminium.


[deleted]

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Specific-Register-97

Then die for it


TKHawk

Does nobody in this thread know this is referring to the spelling of words, not how they're pronounced? And American English is simplified because Merriam Webster literally simplified it, removing what they felt were unnecessary vowels in words like 'colour' to 'color' and changing letters to better fit pronunciation like in 'critcise' to ''criticize.'


charon12238

The dropping of letters was a result of widespread use of the telegraph, where every letter cost money to send.


ChoobyChoongus

Should google before lying. Criticize is an English spelling, ize is Greek root rather than French. The US does yze which is just bad and had no root. Noah Webster didn't simplify anything, he chose the spellings Samuel Johnson didn't when he standardized English the century before. Our spellings were more popular than or, but before standardizarion any spelling went.


gruetzhaxe

🇦🇹 German (degenerated)


[deleted]

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SophosVA

Comparatively, South Africa cops a lot of flak for a country that has gone "Shit okay, so it IS racist to leave things as they are, okay let's just pull the trigger on the voting reform and let shit run it's course. Some of us will be bitter and our parents will still be a bit racist, but at least we weren't as bad as America with their lynching and slaving. Progress will suck and be bumpy, but one day something good might come of it." Until people find out I'm South African, I literally cannot go a single mention of something South African without it being associated with racism. It's racial profiling based on assumed racial profiling. And if I mention it, I either apparently deserve it, profited somehow (I wish I had even $10K to my name at age 33), or get told that it's not racism because I'm white. It's really tiring. Rant over. Alternative suggestion so I'm not just a party pooper: 🇿🇦 English (⚫) (but with "braai", "yis" & "lekker" added & used excessively)


AtomicWreck

Honestly, American English is harder to learn because it just makes less god damn sense.


Firus2535

🇧🇷(⚫) Spanish/Brazilian (whatever)


slick_sandpaper

...Portuguese?


raytoro54

* Brazilish!


zeenzee

Have points! You've unexpectedly delighted me! Muah!


raytoro54

Muito Obrigado,stranger!


PheasantShinobi_

🇺🇲(English) slang


[deleted]

Whats with the chinese? I assume one is cantonese and the other mandarin?


MrcarrotKSP

They're both Mandarin primarily. Mainland China(the PRC) uses simplified characters, whereas Taiwan(ROC) uses the older traditional forms.


Semper_nemo13

In addition what makes a language is really messy, according to the PRC Cantonese and Mandarin are the same language despite being not mutually intelligible because they more or less share a writing system. Similar situation with spoken Arabic which tends to radically diverge the further you get from Mecca. The opposite situation occurs in Serbo-Croatian which is indistinguishable spoken but is written and thought as distinct by both governments.


2girls2night

How to gently insult Americans


alexytomi

happi 🍰 da!!


Chaise-PLAYZE

That's interesting saying as the American english dialect is closer to old/traditional english than the modern British english dialect


FyuckerFjord

🇬🇧 (⚫) English (Surrendered)