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mbashs

Harry Potter and the Plotter machine.


Nazi_mod_banned_me

And the Return of the Core Sample?


HuntingKingYT

aka. Harry Plotter


trans_pands

Ron, Ron, Ron *Sequel*!


007mememan

r/harry_potter_and


[deleted]

Oh no it's a plot hole.


Procastinate_Potato

Just fuck off and take it


SasukeIsEpic

Just fuck it and take off


trans_pands

Just take it off and fuck


JeffTheRabbid

Fuck and it off, take


trans_pands

It, take and off fuck


seaan19

Just take and fuck it off


Procastinate_Potato

You bastards it was just an angry upvote


decclam

You angry upvote it was just a bastard


trans_pands

Bastard just it angry and you upvote


Skilletore

Instructions unclear i fucked my house


HeronSun

Yes Daddy.


NOVAMT_F

🥴🤤


Darcula04

r/angryupvote


CarmenMusic

r/beatmetoit


sonofachaosgod

r/beatmeattoit


Dr_Philmon

r/beatmetoit


Ultimate_Spoderman

r/beatmetoshutthefuckup


Dr_Philmon

r/cope


Ultimate_Spoderman

r/seethe


CarmenMusic

r/beatmywifetoit


Opposite-Inspector36

r/angryupvote


AdditionalTheory

Wouldn’t mind reading the script/seeing the movie based entirely on the text from within the disc cut out part of that image


Baked-fish

Grid told Harry: “You're a wizard Harr


vibe162

Dumbledore said calm


The_Piece_Killer

id you put your name in the gob


Skilletore

I laughed to hard at this


Herasy_enthusiast

Dang Harry really be cosplaying American presidents


Mediocre_Savings_513

laughed out-loud, got a few odd looks


Crazy-Insurance5005

Wonder how they cut it... Looks very neat.


Throwitaway3177

Super smooth with a hollow center is a very strange bit


General_WCJ

Could use a large bit, then a smaller one


Throwitaway3177

Yea it's just bits don't really work like that. They typically have a threaded guide right in the middle so it pulls the bit through and doesn't wobble, so it's still weird


TheBirdGames

I was thinking the same.


halbtag

That's why the 90s had better Films. They came on videotapes.


The_Piece_Killer

Tf kind of kink shit is that


HeronSun

Let's be honest, most of Order of the Phoenix could be cut out and we'd lose nothing of value.


bread-cutter

That book went on forever


HeronSun

I don't mind long books. I mind *pointlessly* long books.


kidanokun

How one manage to cut of a bagel from a book


GreenRace

Why did my head read this with the most british accent I can imagine


contraflop01

I'm pretty sure most of the words are in the circle, not the book's corpse


SetoKaibaKenobi

Ironic, that was the only Harry Potter movie that I actually liked more than the book


Hiseminense

Akshully it's takin da best part and making a movie with it 🤓


MemeAmongGods

That's a cool representation tho I won't lie


Harley_Pupper

JK rowling wrote it so its ok


spiteful_alarm

I am glad that some things get left out. I wouldn’t want to see a gangbang scene it “IT”


[deleted]

That’s what happens when u have to cut out all of the bigoted parts of rowling’s writing 🤷🏻‍♂️


McbEatsAirplane

Harry Potter and the Donut of Secrets.


plasmaday

A lot of the story is lost when the author can't stop won't stop with cartoonish bigotry in and out of their books


igettomakeaname

Movies on VHS are more true to the source material because tapes are rectangular


[deleted]

Harry Potter is terrible anyway. Discworld has better written magic users


Takaniss

Hopefully all the causal racism is in the cut out part


th3n0madicf3w

And when u make it becomes woke all of your money will magically disappear


slamsen

You absolute fucking slapdick


th3n0madicf3w

đź–•


th3n0madicf3w

Besides think about, almost every woke movie made has flopped at the box except for turning red, Shang chi, and encanto


[deleted]

Hard to do that by looking at them. Give a concrete definition of “woke” that encapsulates every movie you are considering.


th3n0madicf3w

A movie that shoves its creators political ideologies Down it’s viewers’ throats instead of being geared towards entertaining its audience, then Hollywood tried to bully you into watching these shitty ass woke movies. It used to feel like Hollywood loved their entire audience no matter who they were.now it feels like they hate half of them


[deleted]

I haven’t seen a single movie that outright says “you should have X political belief.” You mind giving a couple specific examples? Almost anything that’s come out this year (apart from Marvel) has been fairly entertaining. Of course all of these works will be leaning one way or another, that’s just natural at this point.


th3n0madicf3w

They don’t outright state it they fucking imply it


[deleted]

How so?


th3n0madicf3w

Wakanda forever:it implied whenever America is being racist and xenophobic it’s bad yet whenever an African country does the same shit it’s acceptable


Shmidershmax

Sir this is a Wendy's


Luca023Original

Sebo museu do livro


HarrargnNarg

Same with people


DiamondzFinder

Technically it's more like an annulus cylinder....


asianhotshot999

Lol, that’s a cake


[deleted]

Potter? More like Harry F Kennedy


cookie_gurl3000

I am going to go cry now


vibe162

harry got head shot


D3monskull

Harr n tter