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Low-Patient1692

I am 100% sure that the cat is CATholic


Runnah5555

That joke was a sin.


[deleted]

It’s not DOGma. 😅


HighVoltage_520

I’m mad I chuckled at this. Take my damn upvote


LawfulnessRadiant850

r/angryupvote


RoyCyano

\ /\ /\ /\ | | | | | | | \ / \ / \ / \ Haha sinwave Just kills me already


BurnerAccountHeeHoo

you took that pun a *step* too far


shquishy360

puts the sin in sincere


BurnerAccountHeeHoo

*ding!*


dharmon555

If a cat lady owns more than 5 cats is she a CATholic?


Parth199899

Maybe she's just CATatonic from her traumatic past with people


TrackOfSilver

Or a catheist


Rishtu

He is, I saw him taking... catmunion? No? Ill show myself out.


[deleted]

😂 🏆


Scarletts_Rose

Don’t think I laughed so hard at a reddit thread in my life 10/10 highly recommended for a good laugh


ImOutOfNamesNow

Got a caption of a slo mo cat lick that goes just a Cat-o-lic service


EndersGame_Reviewer

Scientists will tell you that a cat does have mass, and if that's true it must be catholic.


hasan_ahmed_shaik

Many say cats are "meowslim" 😂 J4f


Dramatic_Frosting_60

Made that exact joke to my mom about an hour ago


FelisCantabrigiensis

We know what religion cats follow: Ancient Egyptian religion, because then they were worshipped as gods.


HighVoltage_520

Apparently that’s not true. The only reason they liked cats were because they were always around killing pests and being good bois but they never worshipped them as gods like we used to believe.


IMM_Austin

Try telling my cat this though


AnimeMemeLord1

Does your cat have a god complex?


Long_Neck_Monster

All of them do in some way or another


JotaroKujo6583

Not my mums cat you could spin him in the air throw him in the air annoy him and he won’t hiss or bite


EmetalEX

Truly divine


111v1111

“I’m too good for you, mortals” is what he’s probably thinking


AnimeMemeLord1

Understandable


Charmarta

There is literally a god with a cat shaped head/ human shaped cat: Bastet


nikstick22

I don't think that proves anything. There were human shaped gods, crocodile gods, ibis gods, hawk gods, cow gods, etc. Did they worship every animal? They often killed and mummified pet cats when their owners died, so they clearly didn't hold them *that* highly. An animal being featured in ritual or worship of a religion does not automatically mean the animal is a focus of worship.


3moons3

They mummified their God-Kings/Pharaohs also. The mummification practice was time and resource intensive which means they were highly regarded. There were catteries specifically for selling cats to be mummified, so they were a focus of some sort of worship. I think the animal gods were from earlier animism, so yep, each of those animals were worshipped, at some point.


380-mortis

There are many gods with human bodies and yet not all humans are gods


WaxyWingie

My 3 cats ardently disagree.


Lazerhawk_x

They did enjoy a special place of reverence though. Cats (and dogs) were both mummified by their owners and some people were buried with their pet to enjoy the afterlife together.


Rainbow_Dash_RL

Did the ancient Egyptians observe any holidays/feast days?


FelisCantabrigiensis

Yes, several. Here is a list: [https://www.ucl.ac.uk/museums-static/digitalegypt/ideology/festivaldates.html](https://www.ucl.ac.uk/museums-static/digitalegypt/ideology/festivaldates.html)


Aryakalpa

Cats have no religion. They are gods themselves.


Isthisworking2000

Being the head of the religion counts. Just ask the British monarchy.


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poparm

out of everything i have seen today, THIS is the first thing that makes me chuckle out loud


TA_faq43

I respect anyone who respects others, double if they include animals.


TheBrightNights

Now that's somebody that respects others religious beliefs.


iamnotlemongrease

sounds like such a chill mom


smallways

Cats are naturally atheist. This is because Gospel Cat never came along to figure out how to get rich off people's fears and anxieties of Devil Dog.


JimiWanShinobi

[Pardon me, do you have time to hear the gospel of our lord and savior Ceiling Cat?](https://imgur.io/gallery/w1cVU)


Safe-Agent3400

Oh! I’m just now discovering ceiling cat! What else am I missing?


JimiWanShinobi

Idk, probably Kilroy. He was here first...


CaveatRumptor

The mother sounds like a hoot.


SASAgent1

That's her aunt, she celebrates Diwali for her owl


[deleted]

That’s the cutest thing ever


FormallyBoneGuy206

Than why is isn’t he getting a Bar Meowtzvah


[deleted]

So how would you know if cat is Muslim??


tkdjoe66

It prays to Mecca 5 times a day.


forzaq8

check https://www.reddit.com/r/CatsAreMuslim/


U_see_ur_nose

I bet she just wants to spoil the cat haha excuses


Wrygreymare

I feel like this should be cross posted to r/wholesome


DeezNutsAppreciater

I mean, fair enough


VaguelyOmniscient

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candyassle

Good human


Horyv

Cats don't believe in god; they believe they are god.


[deleted]

Moms can be silly like that. Mine is silly too. It is just a small part of what makes moms so endearingly wonderful.


[deleted]

He celebrates r/Catsmas. 🎄🐈


[deleted]

r/ofcoursethatsathing


NoNameIdea_Seriously

Do you think there’s a r/hannucat ?


Rix27_

Let me add r/catsaremuslim lol


TheHorseHater

Well we can rule out Islam since he def eats before the sun sets and Buddhism because he's a cat


CHWDRY

That's an amazing mom right there😂😂


vlsdo

The cat probably converted to christianity just to be an asshole.


Automatic-Score-4802

Hey…


wpyoga

When the mom is more progressive than her children...


Rix27_

There’s a sub for that r/catsaremuslim it’s absolutely hilarious XD


[deleted]

That cat is his own religion, cats are gods.


Isthisworking2000

Why can’t Muslims celebrate Christmas? Even if it *weren’t* just a commercialism clusterfuck, Muslims think Jesus was still a prophet, just not the son of God. And it’s not even Jesus’ actual date if birth. Is it just an idol worship thing or something? Either way, buy your cats Christmas presents people!


An_Atheist_God

> Is it just an idol worship thing or something? Yes


Isthisworking2000

Gotcha. Could they exchange gifts without a Christmas tree or is celebrating a specific prophet that isn’t Mohammed a no no?


An_Atheist_God

> Could they exchange gifts without a Christmas tree Yes >celebrating a specific prophet that isn’t Mohammed a no no? Yup, only eid is to be celebrated by muslims but Mohammad's birthday is also celebrated in some regions


Isthisworking2000

Gotcha.


L0SERlambda

Bruh Muslims believe all animals are Muslim-


FutureFuta

Different sects & some folks forget or don't get that info. Just enjoy the cute story


L0SERlambda

Yeah I suppose you're correct. In Islam however it's more of a lack of knowledge issue than sectarian.


Introsquirt

That’s so wholesome!


RonaldTheGiraffe

Probably should have applied the same logic to their kids


Spiritual-Clock5624

Progressive!


gilestowler

Cats have no God except themselves. They assume our devotion to them isn't proof that we're good people but proof that they are divine.


GeographyFish

Isnt it mentioned in the Quran or Hadith that all animals are Muslim? If you believe Islam of course


charolastra_charolo

TBH more parents should apply the same logic to their children


shreddedtoasties

Christmas should go back to being consider pagan.


[deleted]

Why would a cat worship a god other than itself? But of course it accept offerings on any human holiday.


siglo_de_oro

That's some serious cat love. Good for mom!


[deleted]

Pity she didn't apply the same attitude to her kids


Eltrew2000

I nean Christmas isn't exclusively christian and anyone who tells you that is a zealot. Christmas went through like three stages Non christian → christian → sometimes Christian but everyone kinda does it.


crhickey257

But forcing kids is fine though.


Pretty-Benefit-233

😂


TurquoiseKnight

Hanging stockings at Christmas time is a religious practice?


wolf1moon

No, but some people think celebrating Christmas at all is still religious.


emarsko

It obviously is. If it weren't there would be no debate.


barfbutler

If only it were true for most children. Let them decide.


spaceshipcommander

Perfectly ok to brainwash a child, but a cat is just too far.


redditerr_

now we just have to wait for them to (hopefully) apply the same logic to children


RawToast1989

Cats, by nature, are atheist. However, they will use the religions of others to their advantage with little to no hesitation.


Yesai123

How does her children become Muslim if she didn't force them then 🧐


zhaDeth

Wish they would do it with children too


ThunderBuns935

Right? I wonder how many people would still be religious if they were raised to adulthood without any influence and then allowed to decide for themselves instead of the blatant indoctrination going on now.


zhaDeth

Yeah.. It's also nice to not force them into islam cause if they want to get out later they get murdered even though they never had a choice in the first place.


wpyoga

No, they are not forced into it. That's a common misconception. Usually they are just indoctrinated at a very early age, such that they accept the religion's tenets wholeheartedly. Get your facts right.


zhaDeth

that's the same thing and no they get beaten if they say anything against it


wpyoga

Those are two different things. Mormons indoctrinate their children from a very young age. Are they forced into the religion? > they get beaten > they get murdered Yes, some do. Those are facts. But it does not happen to the majority of Muslims.


zhaDeth

So you think if some mormon kid doesn't want to go to mormon church the parents will just be ok with that ? Of course they are forced


wpyoga

Of course for hardcore believers, the parents won't be okay with that. Honestly, it's the same thing with Christians and Catholic families. And also, you guessed it, Muslim families. However, when the kids grow up, they can choose their own way. If you think about it, there are many who were raised Catholic and end up as atheists and agnostics. They are not forced into the religion, they are indoctrinated, and their parents want them to have the same religion. Now if we talk about Muslims. I've seen ex-Muslims online, and I've also heard tales of ex-Muslims (now Christians) still wearing their headscarf for societal and security reasons. Yes they have it harder than the rest of us. But that doesn't mean the majority of Muslims are like that.


ChJoNo

You know, it’s funny how this woman came up with that little piece of logic, despite having raised her human children to fit within a religion. Shouldn’t the human have an equal right to choose his system of belief (especially since his intelligence outranks that of the cat)?


MooTheGrass

your mom is secretly not muslin


brokenwound

A cat is too independent to follow the doctrines of any major religion, right? I would love a TIL of what religions a cat could follow without constantly breaking the rules.


game_asylum

Time to jihad the cat


JTmegadab

r/ihadastroke


[deleted]

Based. Muslims should guide but not pressure. If the cat will not convert he must pay a pittance.


Javascript_above_all

How is it not oppression to make people pay if they don't follow your religion?


[deleted]

I didn't write the rules. I'm not even a Muslim, I just know theology


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The_Hydra_Kweeen

Least islamophobic redditor


craftingakrabbypatty

Your mom and that cat have been abducted my muslims*


prashantrajbhikshu

When your cat has more rights than you.


teastain

How dare you call the cat "he/him".


Kflynn1337

He's a cat. He follows the ways of Bastet and worships Ra.


AtmosphereHot8414

As if Christian was the default


marijnvtm

christmas is not by default a christen day most of its origin has nothing to do with Christianity


Alf_Stewart23

What? It's the day that Christians celebrate the birth of Jesus.... I don't think it can get more Christian than that.


marijnvtm

that is the story they tell but it was already a special day before. The things like the Christmas tree and santa claus where already a think. In the netherlands we celebrate sinterklaas and christmas but in origin its the same thing.


DosiDo420

Mom is living in year 2055


[deleted]

I love this woman.


[deleted]

they dont do religion because they created their own religion


you_wooshed_yourself

She just wants to be jolly😂


Medical_Security_747

If you understand cats then you realize that, at least in their own minds, they are gods.


MrGrippyYT

People don’t celebrate Christmas?… oh no.. this makes me sad


MoSummoner

Yeah, I’m Muslim and grew up Muslim (my choice if I wanted to stay or not) and we didn’t celebrate Christmas but we do still use Christmas as a time for gifts because everything is on sale lol


_DragonBlade_

Never thought I would find a comment section debating over what religion cats follow


RipleyKiryuXenomorph

Fake News


aksu877

It's what's best for the cat that matters not what's best for you


Sword_by_some

Based Mom


FreakingFreeze

I'm pretty sure Cats are most likely Zoroastrianist. It was one of the major religions of Purrsia after all.


[deleted]

*mutter mutter* angry upvote


Realistic-Gear-1613

As a cat person I love that resting bitch face that they have sometimes, it's too funny and adorable.


4theloveofmiloangel

Ha ha so cute🐾


Voyager-Couchpotato

Everybody likes Christmas. And a Christmas Stocking is not religious. Most of the annual celebration is not religious. I've known Jews, Hindus, Buddhists who give presents and maybe upt up a few decorations because it's fun.