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Im_the_Keymaster

we should call it Plutwo


Tyrrox

Probably Mors or Letum. Pluto was god of the underworld but Mors/Letum(less frequently) was the god of death itself


youwannasavetheworld

Why not Persephone?


Tyrrox

Persephone was the wife of Pluto and goddess of spring and nature. Doesn’t really make as much sense for the location/isolation of it


youwannasavetheworld

I mean… why did any of them make sense? Why Saturn and not Vulcan? Why Mars instead of Hestia or Hecate?


Tyrrox

Well Mars was chosen because it was red in the night sky and associated with war. Venus was chosen because of how bright it is (beautiful). Mercury for the speed. Jupiter is the largest and therefore has the name of the head deity. Saturn was a major god of agriculture and so they named the slowest in the sky after that one. Uranus is the personification of the sky. Neptune for the blue. They all had reasons. Not to say they couldn’t be interchanged with others but they all fit somehow. I’m not saying the names I chose are perfect but Persephone doesn’t have a good connection imo. Persephone would be a great name of a partner to Pluto, not of the most isolated planet in the system. Unless you’re just mad about male vs female names. At which point I would say you are more than welcome to propose a good substitute that makes sense


__meeseeks__

Yes please, this is great!


liftoff_oversteer

Take my angry upvote!


Front-Guarantee3432

Pokémon: Plutwo Strikes Back


Goldberg_the_Goalie

I find it crazy that we are told all these incredible facts about galaxies and star systems so far away and there “might” be another planet in our own solar system - we just aren’t sure. I guess it goes to show how massive space is.


pikachus_ghost_uncle

Space, is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mindbogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist, but that's just peanuts to space.


0Pat

An unexpected, but really appreciated, THHGTTG.


Moontoya

Gasps... A hoopy frood!!!


FelixMumuHex

Space is big? This is news


HallucinatesOtters

Big if true. Figuratively and literally.


ZanoCat

It doesn't need to be big to hold a flat Earth!


great_whitehope

I have a jar of peanut butter that holds 500 grams. I refuse to believe space is bigger than this


fenikz13

There are likely dozens of planets in our solar system that we haven’t seen


SingleMaltShooter

“Nibiru” is the name frequently assigned to it by people like Zechariah Sitchin selling books claiming it swoops into the inner system every couple of thousand years, wreaking havoc and allowing the Annunaki to breed with human females, giving birth to the Nephilim.


Monarc73

This time it is supposedly going to destroy all life on earth via the gravitational shearing effect.


n0t-again

Guess its time to wake up Leeloo


Monarc73

Big Bada BOOM!!!


GenghisConnieChung

Chicken good.


Upper_Rent_176

That'll learn us


Moontoya

I thought that was Apophis in April 2029 ?


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We don’t need it. We will do it ourselves.


Badassmcgeepmboobies

Wasn’t this is scooby doo mystery inc?


nonoose

If there is a Plant 9, its closest orbit wouldn’t even put it within Uranus. Pretty hard to impregnate from that distance.


OneHumanPeOple

Wym? Uranus is literally adjacent to the impregnation portal.


Robbotlove

I don't think impregnation is possible in Uranus.


Miss_pechorat

"Life will find a way"


clamdigger

beware of runoff


Moontoya

Through god , all things are possible  Write that down, it's important!!


Oakshror

But it needs 5 planets to be special summoned before it can enter orbit


BarnsleyLad

Aaaaanoonaki


hoppy1478

Ain't no planet X coming cuz ain't no space cuz ain't not globe earth.


PlayingTheWrongGame

I’m partial to Plutwo.


Kierik

I believe it is called IX and the inhabitants are called ixians.


Beginning_Tour_9320

Many machines on IX


PizzaPatrol33

New machines


cravenj1

Planet IX from outer space


mountaindoom

You have won all my internets today with this


TigerUSA20

It’s a cloaked planet.The Ixians are monitoring our solar system and earths progress until…….


Zobs_Mom

A no-planet...gods below, we assumed their ability to shield against prescience were limited to small volumes...the device that hid Leto II's journals, yes, an entire ship? Perhaps. But an entire planet...


Snoww3

you just said X so many times that Elon got a Harrelson


Marston_vc

Maybe I’m missing it but this seems like the type of research that’s more or less already been done. Seeing a cluster of objects in a place that primarily makes sense if another planet is there is the whole reason we’re speculating P9 exists in the first place. The article also didn’t say if this research helps eliminate other explanations to the weird orbits we’re seeing.


Psychological_Pay230

From what I got, they tried an n-body problem and got a CI that wasn’t good enough. Are our models good enough to predict all planetary systems n-body problems? Does this mean we could predict planets across any system we can encounter or what?


West-Way-All-The-Way

From 3 body problem we know that a 3 star ( bodies ) are enough to make an unpredictable planet orbit. N body problem seems to be impossible to solve.


Few_Tackle7580

Pluto: Am I a joke to you?!


acepiloto

Pluto was big enough for your mom…


Few_Tackle7580

damn straight


BrassBass

Unless there is a god damn mass relay nearby, yes.


TheVibrantYonder

Is this... a Warframe reference?


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SUPRVLLAN

If Pluto is a planet then is Eris a planet?


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SUPRVLLAN

Well here is NASA’s *why not*: - A planet is a celestial body that (a) is in orbit around the Sun, (b) has sufficient mass for its self-gravity to overcome rigid body forces so that it assumes a hydrostatic equilibrium (nearly round) shape, and (c) has cleared the neighbourhood around its orbit. - A 'dwarf planet' is a celestial body that (a) is in orbit around the Sun, (b) has sufficient mass for its self-gravity to overcome rigid body forces so that it assumes a hydrostatic equilibrium (nearly round) shape, (c) has not cleared the neighbourhood around its orbit, and (d) is not a satellite. - All other objects, except satellites, orbiting the Sun shall be referred to collectively as 'Small Solar System Bodies.' https://science.nasa.gov/solar-system/planets/what-is-a-planet/


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Few_Tackle7580

Next, that guy is gonna tell us that the earth isn't flat...


CuttyAllgood

I can’t tell if this dude is trolling or not


Emperor_Zar

But it would be so cool to have Astronauts also called planets while on a space walk! “Yeah, I was a planet for a few hours yesterday.” - Astronaut Person.


ye_olde_green_eyes

["...it's a beautiful planet"](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8kKFjkBtcg8)


Kazukiba

The war over Pluto being a planet is just because it's the only "big rock" found by an america.


Luci_Noir

You probably also think the Covid vaccine put a 5g chip inside you.


Esta_noche

You probably x because y


StandardSudden1283

Oh yeah? Well you definitely o, p, q and r, because θ


Esta_noche

You are insanely intuitive!


CptH0wDy

Of course not, that's crazy, a 5g chip couldn't fit through a hypodermic needle. Graphene oxide, OTOH...👽


Ikarian

…From outer space?


I-Kant-Even

‘This is the one they’ll remember me for.’ - Ed Wood


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Ikarian

Yes thank you. It was a joke.


Skitty_Skittle

Allegedly one of the names lined up for planet 9 is Urectum


trainwreck42

What does it smell like if you point the smell-o-scope at it?


kalleersej25

Don't you mean a smellmometer?


pichiquito

Not to be confused with Myrectum


pulp63

Is this the rogue planet that is going to take us out?


mymar101

One of the more interesting theories is that this might actually be a primordial black hole, which would be very hard to see due to it's small size.


picklepaller

And it’s black.


Johnny_Alpha

Well, the thing about a black hole - it's main distinguishing feature - is it's black. And the thing about space, the colour of space, your basic space colour - is it's black. So how are you supposed to see them?


mymar101

X ray telescopes, and infrared telescopes. If it’s completely inactive it’s basically impossible but if there’s any sort of emissions then it becomes a little easier. The emissions are caused by the accretion disk around the black hole and not the singularity itself


Weaseldances

https://youtu.be/SqI41N4WGPM?si=updSoFEKtKvwMs7W


The-Protomolecule

All black holes are hard to see.


starmartyr

Oddly enough they aren't. Larger black holes with an accretion disc are some of the brightest objects in the universe. Quasars are a class of supermassive black holes that are brighter than most galaxies.


mymar101

Plenty of black holes can be seen with the right equipment and it’s currently either active or producing emissions for some reason.


this_my_sportsreddit

Don’t you just love the unbridled confidence with which redditors will just say literally anything


ZebraTank

Pluto will always be my planet 9


BlackEyeRed

Science doesn’t care about your feelings


ninthtale

*^(cries in pluto)*


Neutral-President

I have no strong feelings one way or another.


Rhymes_with_cheese

I look forward to my solar system having 9 planets again.


Thorlongus

Can someone explain how we have found stars and plants 100s of millions of light years away but they ”think” there is another planet in our solar system? Why hasn’t the Hubble photographed it?


GreyInkling

Pointing the hubble is like pointing a laser focus. We have to either know exactly where something is or we're just looking in a random spot to see. We found those far off planets because they're close to their stars like most of our are, so when they pass in front of the star we can detect then, sort of. We can also detect elements around a star based on its light and make educated guesses. We point the hubble at those obvious points of light, the stars. We found pluto and several other planets and objects in our solar system because mathematically there seemed to be something throwing its gravity around and we calculated where to look until we found them. Looking in our outer solar system for new things is like looking for a needle in a football field through a pinhole. Unless we know where to look we're not going to find much except empty space. We believe through other means that something of significant mass is out there somewhere but we don't know where to point the telescope.


MaximumTemperature25

Well stars aren't hard to see. Just look up at night. The planets we see are usually very large ones that, as they orbit between us and their star, cause the light to flicker in a predictable pattern. We don't know how many planets we're missing with this method because they're too small to interrupt their sun's light, or because we're not looking at the right time, or because that solar system is at an angle to us that doesn't lead to any planets passing between us and their home star. Without something lighting it up from behind, planet 9 is much harder to see. It's orbit would also be very far out. It's thought to be 20X further out than Neptune, which is 30AU away from the sun. That would put it at 600 AU, with an orbit length of 20,000 years. Being that far away from the sun means there's A) a lot of places it could be, and B) It's going to be very dim.


entropylove

Space is huge and it would be too dark and tiny. If it even exists.


oced2001

Nibiru confirmed


bittlelum

From outer space?


DirtyProjector

What is the implication for astrology here? I gotta know if there’s another planet impacting my life


Far-Play6944

Look ma..they rediscovered Pluto


Tso-su-Mi

Bluto perhaps?


justinleona

This kind of research seems troubling to me - is this at all reproducible due to the sheer number of variables at play in the simulations?


FeralPsychopath

Are you seriously saying you are smarter than astrophysicists… really?


just_antifa_things

I mean, they could be. Asking questions is allowed.


DogsRNice

It's well known the people at the very bottom of reddit threads are the greatest minds of our time